Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day

Han Qianling lingered in the small courtyard for two full months, but in the end it really couldn't drag on any longer.

If he doesn't return to the city to take charge of the overall situation and sit in the company, the secretary will probably fly over and write him a bloody letter.

Last night, the secretary's routine daily briefing didn't even include a single word.He just sent over two comparison pictures with a faint resentment.

The content on the picture is two numbers, the numbers on the electronic scale, representing the secretary's weight.

From the comparison, Han Qianling could tell through the simplest subtraction that the secretary had lost fifteen catties in just two months.

It's not easy, drinking laxatives every day may not make you lose weight so fast.

If this news gets out, how many little girls who want to lose weight will be envied.

Han Qianling looked at the two pictures and fell into deep thought.

Of course, capitalists do not have such a scarce resource as conscience.Isn't Han Qianling thinking about the fact that the secretary has lost so much weight, and there is no human figure.

He was thinking, he ate and drank well, played well and slept well in the small courtyard these days, and his appetite was especially good. Maybe he gained a lot of weight?

I don't know if I have deformed, which makes Luo Jiujiang feel disgusted?

Or is it because Luo Jiujiang won't be able to discover this matter if he observes it subtly and subtly every day?

Thinking of this, Han Qianling called Luo Jiujiang over, and politely asked him about his weight.

Luo Jiujiang was very versatile. As soon as he heard Han Qianling's question, he immediately reported Han Qianling's weight, and it was even accurate to the next unit.

He said confidently: "320 six catties and 13 taels!"

Han Qianling: "..."

Han Qianling didn't know what expression he should put on at that moment!

After hearing that answer, the system that had been watching from the sidelines almost knelt down to the host on the spot.

It crashed and asked the host for the first time: [Why is there zero 13 taels? ]

And no matter from which angle you look at it, Comrade Bai Yueguang weighs no more than 150 catties.The host doubled the weight of the person in one breath, is it because he is afraid that he will not die?

Luo Jiujiang also asked it very puzzled: [Of course it is zero 13 taels, how could you ask such a question? ]

The two of them talked about each other for a long time before the system suddenly came to its senses.

——The host is from another world!Visitors from the Immortal Cultivation World!

In his set of weight conversion units, one catty is equal to 16 taels!

The system silently deletes the garbage data generated by its program disorder at that moment into the recycle bin.He asked his host: [What is the ratio between the catties you are used to and grams? ]

In order to prevent Luo Jiujiang from not knowing what "gram" is, it also specially told Luo Jiujiang: [A dime is one gram. ]

Luo Jiujiang still knows how much "gram" is.After all, he cooks live every day, and modern recipes are very precise in the proportion of seasonings. Salt, sugar, cooking wine are all calculated in grams.

Luo Jiujiang replied without defense: [A catty is about 200 grams, what's the matter? ]

The system sneered, thinking you're still asking me what's wrong?Obviously Hui Yueguang wants to ask you what's wrong.

He is a man who is 1.8 meters tall and weighs 74 kilograms. You told him so firmly that he now weighs more than 300 kilograms...

If you are not true love, if you are not a gay, you are probably the host who has already been raped by the target!

……

Later, Han Qianling's expression miraculously brought this misunderstanding over.

It's just that shortly after Luo Jiujiang and Han Qianling returned to the cold house, Han Qianling gave Luo Jiujiang a special gift.

He had someone specially develop a stand-alone app and installed it on Luo Jiujiang's phone.Can be used to convert weight, speed, time, area...

system:[……]

This bunch of dogs and men, it's really hard to watch when they talk about love.

It would be too polite to ask him to say that Hui Yueguang, if he made a systematic move, he would probably give Luo Jiujiang a set of primary school mathematics textbooks.

……

Rewind the time to the night when the secretary was dehydrated and de-fleshed.

Under the secretary's repeated reminders and weight threats, Han Qianling finally sent a text message to the other party, asking the other party to book a flight ticket for himself and Luo Jiujiang tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.

After thinking about it, in addition to explaining things at work, Han Qianling also became a very humane boss.

He comforted the secretary, don't be afraid if you lose weight, you will gain weight back soon.After all, there is something called overworked fat in the world.

secretary:"……"

The secretary was holding the phone, his eyes were trembling, and it took him a whole minute to figure out whether it was a joke or not—his boss had no habit of making jokes before, and the name Han Qianling was associated with jokes, so It's too scary.

After thinking about it, the secretary could only come to one conclusion.

So the cook from the Southland really gave the boss a slap in the face, right?

……

About going back with him, Luo Jiujiang had promised Han Qianling a long time ago.

So when Han Qianling proposed to leave tomorrow afternoon, Luo Jiujiang agreed without hesitation.

——If Qianling didn't take him away, it would be a little troublesome.Now he doesn't know what the world is planning on Qianling, and Luo Jiujiang doesn't trust him alone.

Moreover, he had to use aura to cook food for the other party.

Regarding the matter of eating, Han Qianling and Luo Jiujiang had already reached a conclusion when they were chatting one day.

At that time, the two were talking about where Luo Jiujiang would go after returning to the city.

Han Qianling joked: "The chef of Jiujiang sits in the cold house, and the salary to be paid must be an astronomical figure."

Luo Jiujiang smiled and shook his head: "You are wrong, the chef doesn't want to make money."

When Han Qianling heard this, his face suddenly became more solemn.

"That's bad—since it's not for money, it must be for my beauty."

The two looked at each other, laughed together and collapsed on the sofa.

Luo Jiujiang's fingers quietly crawled across Han Qianling's thigh, and then hooked Han Qianling's hand silently.

"To tell you the truth, Mr. Han, sex is charming. From the first time I saw Mr. Han, I had this idea in mind."

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That night, Luo Jiujiang took the good news to share with Ji Shijie.

Although Ji Shijie has been making small moves these days, such as moving many times, taking Liang Xiaojing to live in the next city, or finding a way to get on a high-speed train bound for the edge of the border in the middle of the night...

But Luo Jiujiang kept his word. Ever since Ji Shijie sold the pot and sold the iron and went bankrupt and paid off the more than 60 debts, Luo Jiujiang never stopped beating him from time to time.

——He just found Ji Shijie no matter where he fled to the ends of the earth, and then forced Ji Shijie to eat what he should eat every night, so that he could experience the torture that the original owner had suffered.

As for the eating time... this is adjusted according to Han Qianling's biological clock.

At the beginning, Han Qianling went to bed early every day, so Luo Jiujiang went to check in earlier.

But when that rainy night passed, the relationship between Luo Jiujiang and Han Qianling went further.

From then on, Han Qianling would advance the time for processing documents at night by half an hour.In this way, he can chat and joke with Luo Jiujiang after finishing his official duties.

They always have a lot to talk about, and they can still eat a bowl of supper after talking.

So, naturally, the time Luo Jiujiang allocated to Ji Shijie had to be delayed.

Sometimes the time is delayed until midnight, and there are no fast food restaurants open all over the street, so the source of food becomes a problem.

According to the Geneva Convention, if Luo Jiujiang went to a 24-hour convenience store to buy quick-frozen dumplings and let Ji Shijie eat them raw, it seemed inhumane.

It doesn't matter, Luo Jiujiang did it himself and fed him cooked food.

From then on, Ji Shijie's recipes were based on Luo Jiujiang's live broadcast that day and Han Qianling's supper that night.

The leftovers of all the ingredients, such as the overnight meal the night before, the old cabbage gang that is not used for fried cabbage, the black-bone chicken butt that is not eaten in stewed chicken, and the tomato stalks picked from tomato beef soup...

These kitchen waste and by-products are scratched, add water randomly at night, boil them into a bucket in a large pot, and then deliver them to Ji Shijie's house in an instant through the Luo Jiujiang brand fresh express delivery.

When the original owner was eating and broadcasting, the emetic behavior was in the later stage. As long as there was enough cream, carbonated drinks or soup to moisten the throat, it was almost smooth enough to spit out as long as one lowered the head and folded the esophagus.

So, thanks to Lin Jingjiang's rich experience, now Luo Jiujiang even prepared the soup to moisten his throat for Ji Shijie, so considerate.

When Ji Shijie received this special gift that night, his eye circles immediately turned red.He looked at the big red plastic bucket with trembling lips for a while, and finally opened his mouth with difficulty.

"I haven't done farm work, but I have at least read books." Ji Shijie even looked dumbfounded, "You...you... aren't you just swill?!"

Luo Jiujiang suddenly realized!

He finally understood why he had a strange feeling in his heart when he was making this messy stew.

Ji Shijie had been beaten by Luo Jiujiang for many days, and he had learned to behave himself. He didn't dare to talk back to Luo Jiujiang publicly, so he could only protest tactfully.

"Now even raising pigs in the countryside is scientifically raising pigs, you..."

Luo Jiujiang doesn't understand what scientific pig raising is.

But it doesn't matter, the reason why people can become the overlord at the top of the food chain is because people can learn.

So he called out the system, quickly collected relevant information, and browsed through the light screen at a glance.

Half a minute later, he felt that he had understood Ji Shijie's protest, and kindly asked the scumbag for his opinion: "I see, you mean you want to switch to concentrated feed?"

"..."

Silence, silence, a long silence.

After silently shutting up and being amazed for 3 minutes, Ji Shijie didn't say a word of nonsense, just grabbed the spoon and started to snort and eat.

Although Luo Jiujiang thought that his messy stew was not swill, but looking at Ji Shijie's resigned eating, he felt that it was reasonable for this thing to be used to raise pigs.