Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day

Luo Jiujiang, who appeared once every night, was like an unavoidable nightmare, and the ordinary red plastic bucket he brought up every day almost became Ji Shijie's nightmare.

Ji Shijie now trembles subconsciously when he sees the red bucket.

Over time, his stress state has almost evolved to the point where he loses consciousness when he sees red.

According to Luo Jiujiang's observation, apart from bullfighting, there should be no creatures like Ji Shijie who are so sensitive to red in the world.

In addition, Ji Shijie's career is not developing smoothly.

He left Lin Jingjiang in the first place because he wanted to train Liang Xiaojing to be his new cash cow.

Liang Xiaojing has a sweet voice, looks good, and is not stage-frightened and can pick up the cliché.

Although there are 1000 million such people in the whole country instead of 800 million, Liang Xiaojing is undoubtedly a gold mine waiting to be tapped compared to Lin Jingjiang who has been drained of value day by day.

So the two hit it off.

Ji Shijie quickly completed Lin Jingjiang's one-stop process from insulting, to abandoning, to forcing to death, and ran towards the happy life he once thought he had.

Yes, presumptuously.

The current live broadcast market is no longer a new thing with less competitive pressure than it was at the beginning.At that time, as long as you have the courage to go into the water, you can easily leave an impression in the hearts of the public.

Now routines are rampant, and various means are flourishing.The routines used by Lin Jingjiang when he made his fortune were a bit too old-fashioned, and some of them were not suitable for matching Liang Xiaojing because of their gender.

Although everyone knows that as long as you are ingenious, you can attract attention, but ingenuity is easier said than done!

Anyone who has had the experience of starting from scratch knows that the most difficult thing is always the first step of "starting a family".

As for the latter matter, whether it is the bottleneck period or the opponent's suppression, it is another difficult method.

Under Ji Shijie's planning, Liang Xiaojing is obviously much more popular than when she came to Ji Shijie, and the number of fans is also increasing day by day.

But not enough.

Although she can already make some small money, making small money is not the purpose of her looking for Ji Shijie on purpose!

She wants to be popular in half the sky, to be the first line of Internet celebrities, and to be as good as ordinary celebrities!

Compared with this goal, Ji Shijie really disappointed her.

What disappointed Liang Xiaojing was not only that Ji Shijie didn't make her a hit?

To be honest, Liang Xiaojing couldn't see Ji Shijie's state from the bottom of her heart.

...see what he looks like now?A little turmoil, he will be like an enemy.

Fortunately, he is still a big man, Liang Xiaojing, a woman, is calmer than him.

These days, Liang Xiaojing strictly implements the plan, and has rarely done the low-level live broadcast of "overeating, and then vomiting everything in the stomach".

This made her mental state better than before, which made Ji Shijie even more depressed and nervous.

In Liang Xiaojing's eyes, Ji Shijie first bumped himself into a bruised nose and swollen face every midnight, then yelled and refused to admit that he was sleepwalking, and insisted on going to the police station to call the police.

Okay, since he is also her boyfriend, Liang Xiaojing from the police station also accompanied him.

As a result, the comrades of the police were delayed for a whole day, and no suspicious points were investigated.

Then Ji Shijie wanted to move.

Liang Xiaojing saved some small money with great difficulty, but he didn't know how expensive the money was if he wasn't in charge of the family.

Two days ago, he didn't say what he borrowed 2 yuan for. He only said it was urgent, and now he has to rent another house and ask Liang Xiaojing to pay for it?

The rent of this house is still three months away, what is Ji Shijie going to do?

Liang Xiaojing quarreled with Ji Shijie because of this matter, and finally took this excuse and issued an IOU according to Ji Shijie, and by the way, also made up the 2 yuan IOU I borrowed earlier.

Of course, she didn't understand why Ji Shijie trembled as if he had Parkinson's when he heard the word "IOU".

After finally signing the IOU and moving the house, he should be happy, right?

No, Ji Shijie was swollen more than ever the morning after he moved into the rented house.

Liang Xiaojing; "..."

What's the matter, do you think that the degree of sleepwalking has increased?

If his moths could only go so far, Liang Xiaojing would just swallow her breath and say nothing.

But for some reason, from a certain day, Ji Shijie began to vomit in the middle of the night, and the sound of flushing water rang again and again in the bathroom.

Every day, he would vomit for an hour or two in the dead of night, when he was having a good dream, as if he wanted to vomit out his heart, liver, spleen and lungs alive.

Then when I saw him again the next morning, Ji Shijie always looked sluggish, silently refusing the breakfast she served, and sometimes even seeing that the breakfast was mixed vegetable soup, he had to vomit it again.

Slowly, Ji Shijie's body began to be stained with the peculiar smell of vomiting.

This kind of smell is undetectable to the person concerned, but to outsiders, it can be smelled very clearly.

The human heart, liver, spleen and lungs are all contained in the skin, and the digestive system has been stuffy in the skin for more than [-] years. How can it smell good?

Liang Xiaojing also smelled Ji Shijie's scent, and realized what a dangerous and disgusting path she had embarked on.

In this way, the mystery of the repeated flushing of the toilet in the middle of the night is easily solved.

Liang Xiaojing is somewhat familiar with Ji Shijie's state.

She just doesn't understand, it's obvious that she is the one doing food and broadcasting, right?Ji Shijie is an agent and photo copywriting planner, why does he vomit every day?

Then one day, Liang Xiaojing was so annoyed that she couldn't stand it, and wanted to sleep all night.

So that day, she ransacked the refrigerator and food cabinet at home, locked the anti-theft door, and quietly took Ji Shijie's door key.

The house they rented was on the seventh floor, so even if Ji Shijie ordered takeaway, the door couldn't be opened, the window couldn't be delivered, and he couldn't eat whatever he wanted.

He can't eat air, can he?

But Liang Xiaojing found that she still underestimated Ji Shijie.

At one o'clock in the middle of the night, Ji Shijie began to vomit crazily again.The sound of him vomiting and the sound of flushing the toilet took turns, and it took another full hour to stop.

Liang Xiaojing tried to sleep with a pillow covering her head at first, but when she figured out something, she couldn't fall asleep at all.

That night, Liang Xiaojing sat alone on the bed, feeling sleepless all night, thinking about a deep and terrible question.

——Ji Shijie every night...he's not fucking eating shit, is he?

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Ji Shijie was curled up in his room watching Luo Jiujiang's live broadcast.

He couldn't explain why he still paid attention to Lin Jingjiang all the time, even when Lin Jingjiang changed the live broadcast platform, he also downloaded the APP software that Lin Jingjiang quit.

Later, he figured out that he was probably...to confirm today's dinner in advance.

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After the contract time of the previous live broadcast website was fulfilled, Luo Jiujiang jumped to the video platform under the name of Han Qianling according to the content of the newly signed contract with Han Qianling, and the broker took 1% before tax.

Every day, he will still set aside one to two hours for live broadcasting.The app under Han Qianling's name is extremely popular among young people, so most of Luo Jiujiang's fan base has been brought over intact.

As for the remaining fans who have been added... they all have to be edited by the gods of the system.

You know, this video app under the name of Han Qianling mainly launches short videos.Short, flat and quick videos are undoubtedly the current entertainment trend.

It just so happens that Luo Jiujiang's knife technique is extremely fast, and it's easy to peel the skin in a second.The system also intercepted clips of his cooking, accompanied by various divine songs, and combined with the push on the homepage, it quickly attracted a lot of attention.

Apart from "666", many people think that Luo Jiujiang used video software for special processing.

But at this time, there will be a lot of veterans in the comments, telling them that this performance is not a filter, but that the UP master really has superb swordsmanship.

——That's right, although Luo Jiujiang cooks, steams, cooks, boils, stir-fries, stews, roasts and stews every day, the veterans still see his essence as a swordsman directly through his appearance as a cook.

Rumors in the rivers and lakes: @清江江清 Although he can stew pigeons in the sky, cook bastards in the sea, and braise bamboo rats in the mountains, he is actually a ninja!

Luo Jiujiang: "..."

Luo Jiujiang will start broadcasting as usual today, and the content of the live broadcast will be Wensi Tofu, the most knife-testing dish in the public perception.

It has always been a systematic matter to adjust the appropriate angle of the camera, so Luo Jiujiang doesn't need to worry about it.All he needs to do is grab a kitchen knife and get to work.

As soon as the live camera was turned on, the fans keenly noticed that he had changed the background.

This time, Luo Jiujiang's filming location was no longer in a small town with bright windows and clean kitchen pots and stoves, but was replaced by a cooking table decorated with high-end marble.

How should I put it, even the kitchen utensils in this place are gleaming, and it really makes people feel the breath of money at first sight.

This is the big kitchen of Hanqianling Villa.

Han Qianling seldom had the habit of staying at home to eat, so although this kitchen started at 300 million yuan for decoration alone, in fact, it hadn't been turned on a few times since the day it was built.

Until it met Luo Jiujiang.

Han Qianling leaned against the door frame not far away, carefully avoiding the direction of the camera.

With a slight smile in his eyes, he looked at Luo Jiujiang Qingren's tall and straight back, and listened to him skillfully coping with the problems in the live broadcast room.

"Well, the dish we are going to cook today is the well-known Wensi tofu."

"As you all know, this is a dish that is a test of knife skills. Because everyone has always been more interested in my knife skills...Huh? You say you are not satisfied?"

"Ah... What you mean is, I have seen similar videos many times, so it's not too rare, is it?"

Luo Jiujiang smiled slightly: "Then we won't cut straight this time."

"In this case, kitchen knives won't be very handy." Luo Jiujiang pondered for a while, walked into the depths of the kitchen, and selected a shiny steel knife from the kitchen utensil rack, which was half the length of an adult's arm. Use this."

The barrage was simply turned upside down.

- "Fucking anchor, you are a tiger head knife..."

- "It was too late to say it, but the anchor pulled out a machete with a gold back with thirteen rings in the blink of an eye."

- "No kidding, with the strength of the anchor, this knife can cut horses when seeing people."

- "You can't hide from the host. You have to use the Qinglong Yanyue Knife if you don't have a kitchen knife. You really are not a serious cook."

Luo Jiujiang calmly carried out his live broadcast content: "As everyone said, you all think that the tofu shreds of Wensi Tofu are straight and too monotonous, so let's cut it into patterns today... huh? Cut it on the Qingming River Picture? You old iron has a lot of ideas."

The barrage has already collapsed from laughter.

Luo Jiujiang also smiled, and then dragged out his voice: "Then, let's make a synthesis of the Qingming Riverside Picture, and then make a synthesis of the straight silk. Let's round up and cut a dragon pattern."

No one knows why when he said this, he suddenly turned his head and smiled at a place behind him that the camera could not capture.

The author has something to say: Jiang Jiang’s weight formula was calculated in this way yesterday.

One catty = 16 taels

One catty = more than 200 grams

One tael = less than fifteen grams

Mainly refer to the Jin Dynasty weight calculation method.