Pirate idiot Lianliankan

Have you ever felt insane?It felt like a person who had lost all senses suddenly came back to normal, facing the world, not knowing what else people were going to say.Although the language can be heard and understood, the IQ is the same as that of the mentally handicapped.So, Corsang is in that environment.

Listening to the long speech of the old village chief, Kesang looked at the village chief's face "filled with righteous indignation" inexplicably.He interjected: "What's the matter with the old man? What are you talking about?" No one seemed to hear what Kesang said.The old man broke free from Nami's obstruction and ran to the original place.

"Although I don't know what you are talking about. But..." Kesang stood up from the ground. "It looks very fun." Excitedly looking at the direction the old man ran to.

Nami looked at the person who was in excited mode in bewilderment, "Kosan, even you are like this."

"What about me? I have stored dissatisfaction for several years, maybe I have to release it little by little. Otherwise, I will grow old very quickly if I hold it in my stomach." Kesang looked at it with a 'natural' look Nami [I just want to get more money and buy more food to replenish my energy.What is this guy thinking. 】

"Since you said so." Sauron also walked forward.

Nami looked very nervous, "Are you going too? You are so badly injured." Nami would act before the injured Zoro.

"Don't worry about him. Aren't you a thief, come with me." Kesang just wanted to get someone to take care of him, and Lian was there to take care of him before.

"Our goal is the great route, we want to get back that nautical chart. Be my partner, Nami" Luffy explained the reason.No matter how friendly you stretch out your hand, it's an invitation.

Nami-san was stunned for a few seconds. "I don't want to be a pirate." That's what came up. "+1" Kesang made a speech next to him.But he patted Luffy's hand again and laughed a few times. "But we can work together for each other's goals." But Luffy didn't seem to understand what it meant, and laughed. 【This guy wouldn't think that the thief joined him, would he? 】

Kesang didn't make much sense after hearing this. "It's you, without me. My destination is the Navy Headquarters and the Chambord Islands."

"Well, it doesn't matter. Anyway, you have joined me." Luffy showed Kesang's 'identity' indifferently.

After walking a certain distance, I saw a figure rising. "Hmm~ It would be too ridiculous if this old man just died like this." Kesang expressed his thoughts with the attitude of "nothing to do with himself, why bother to meddle in my own business".But Lu Fei listened, and immediately ran over to rescue the old man.The clown standing on a high place looked angrily at the person who had just arrived. "Straw Hat Boy, it's you again!"

"I'll follow the agreement and beat you to the sky." He looked at Bucky the Clown with firm eyes.

Walking to Luffy, with provocative eyes, he looked up at Captain Bucky. "It's so funny, your mother gave birth to you wrong. Although it's not your fault, it's your fault if you come out to harm people." Kesang looked at the clown with an innocent expression.

"How dare you come back." Suddenly, his complexion became a little bit better. "Appear in front of me, Captain Bucky!"

Nami turned her head and pointed at Zoro. "Listen, I just want to get the chart and the treasure."

"Whatever you want." Zoro replied to Nami with a casual attitude.

"Miss Thief. I want a treasure too, share some with me." Kesang raised his right hand. "No." He refused on the spot. "You treat children like this..." Looking at Nami with a sad expression, her voice was hoarse and she felt like she was about to cry. "Okay, okay. Just a little."

But the old village chief, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground panting, didn't seem to appreciate it very much. "What are you doing here? Don't let outsiders interfere. This is my battle alone. I want to protect my town!" Picking up the stick on the ground, he stood up again. "You don't need to intervene!"

Lu Fei slapped the old man on the back of the head expressionlessly, knocking the old man unconscious all at once.The old man was not only hit on the back of the head, but also hit his face against the wall.Then Luffy clapped his hands like nothing happened.

Nami stood behind Luffy and yelled at him: "Why are you doing this! How can you treat the mayor like this!"

"In the way." Nami looked innocently.This guy's IQ made Nami swallow all his words. "Ha, ha, ha." Kesang cooperated with a three-stage sneer.

After listening to Sauron's words, Nami quickly sorted out her brain, and concluded: "Don't mess around! There must be other ways!" Kesang squatted in front of the old man, and popped out: "Is it dead? ?”

"Not yet!" Nami shifted her target. "He's not dead yet. What's the use of yelling at him? It's never too late to yell when he's dead." He stood up disappointed. "Put that expression away!" Nami's rampage became stronger and stronger.For idiots, you can only rely on yelling, not coaxing.

Luffy walked forward on his own. "Here we come." He waited inexplicably for Luffy's next move.Take a deep breath. "Super big nose!" Before the end of the sentence fell, the mouths of the pirates on the roof opened wide, and some even cried. "You guys are really funny." Kesang looked at their expressions with interest.

"This sentence must never be said!" Nami was already on the verge of collapse.Holding his head in his hands, there was still some panic and warning in his eyes.

Bucky's face turned black instantly, which must have been caused by his anger. "Call me that!"  …

Kesang didn't seem to hear much of what was said later. "It's so boring. Is this the only trick you have?" Seeing Cannon turn here, he despised Bucky's IQ.As a result, Nami jerked her aside. "You idiot! Why don't you move!" Nami saw that Kesang was still staying there, and went up to shudder. "You are stupid!"

Kesang, who was squatting on the ground, covered his head and looked at Nami sadly. "No..." He stood up unsteadily and staggered a bit. "It's overplaying! Hey!" Nami almost burst up again. [If I don't know this mentally handicapped person.Then she must have come to touch Cier. 】

The bomb that flew over was bounced back by Luffy, who had grown several times in size. "If he doesn't hold his breath hard, then he won't be killed, and the original breath will be forced out of his body. He will definitely die ugly." Kesang still published his own comments .

"What the hell are you!" Kesang, who had already run away, only heard this sentence. "Cut, it's slow to die, I'll do it myself." I ran around and ran to the place where the treasure was originally said to be blown up. "By the way! Don't I have a compass, why do I have to look for each of the arsenals one by one." The expression of sudden realization made Kesang doubt his own IQ. "Has my IQ really degraded?"

In the distance, "Hey. Did you see Kesang?" Nami felt that there was a missing sounding object around her. "He was still here just now." He looked around to find the missing person. "That idiot must have gone to his own 'great cause' again." Sauron always had an expression of 'you don't need to guess what that idiot is going to do' when talking about Kesang's whereabouts.

Kesang, who was running on the road, seemed to hear a sound nearby, and it was coming from underground.Looking for the source of the sound. "Why is it there?" The source of the voice was the vault that he was going to.Walking down carefully, I saw that the lock that locked the house had been opened. "Who is so untechnical, at least put the lock on it." The reason why I didn't get caught stealing things is because I always keep the 'funeral affairs' unchanged.Anyway, there is no fingerprint checking machine here, is there?

Peeping in through the crack of the door, I saw the gatekeeper pointing a knife at Nami. "That idiot, you can be found out if you steal anything." Slowly walked into the house, trying to walk as lightly as possible.He signaled Nami not to move, and walked behind the door.The gatekeeper seemed to feel something was wrong, and when he was about to turn his head, he was struck by Kesang's knife and passed out.

After packing up the treasures, it actually filled a big bag, which looks very important. "As expected of the treasure of the notorious Bucky Pirates. It's really tiring to carry." Nami sat on the bag and took a rest.Kesang contentedly guarded the newly distributed treasure in the bag.Although not much, but always let yourself have a good meal. "You can do me a favor too, Kesang." Nami looked at the people wandering leisurely.

"No." Still walking behind on his own.Helpless, Nami had no choice but to move the pile of treasures by herself.

Nami dragged Treasure to the corner and saw the situation ahead: "This... what kind of battle is this, I seem to be dreaming."

"What's the matter?" Kesang looked at Nami who was standing still, and then stretched his head over to look at the situation in front of him. "What are you doing?" He didn't understand what he was doing at all, but he seemed to see something interesting.

"Okay, don't make comments for a creature like you that lacks emotional nerves." Nami patted Kesang's head.Kesang didn't move at all.Following Kesang's gaze: Sauron was lying on the ground, not knowing what was going on.

"What's wrong with him? Is... dead?" Nami looked at Sauron's 'corpse' with a dull expression.

"Really!" It seemed that Nami's expected reaction was not there, but the contrast was too great.Originally thought that this kind of creature should at least say something like 'what a pity', and there should be a trace of pity or sadness in its tone.But I didn't expect it to be "really?", listening to the tone, there is still excitement in it. "What the hell are you thinking!" whispered to Kesang, and by the way guessed how her brain structure was formed.

"Please hurry up, I'll wait for you at the port." Kesang planned to sneak over at this time.To be honest, I don't have much interest in fighting and the like.

"Wait a minute! I..." We were going to go together, but seeing Kesang had already run away and looking at the big bag of treasure beside him, he gave up this idea. "Forget it, even if I didn't have this bag, I might not be able to catch up with her." Looking at the street ahead, there was no one there.

The author has something to say: At the beginning of the joint:

childhood games,

Children imitate the behavior of adults.

Boys mimic aggressive behavior,

Girls imitate mother's nurturing behavior,

Each has its own position,

That's why love after growing up,

Those girls are indifferent,

Those boys were sweating profusely after chasing him and enjoying the process.