Pirate idiot Lianliankan

Kesang frowned and looked at the three who had just been violently 'hijacked' by Sauron to row on the boat. "Really, it can be seen like this. What a rare beast."

"That's right, that idiot." Sauron also echoed beside him. [It's not because of your idea, you are all idiots. 】

Turning his head to look at the sea, "I'm not an idiot, I'm just a little weaker in sensibility. I'm much better than you in terms of memory. My IQ is 170."

Sauron looked at Kesang's back provocatively. "Oh? Really. Then why don't you call your name."

"Uh..." seems to have been poked to the death. "I don't know what your name is." He explained the problem very frankly.

"Really? Then do you know what our captain's name is?" Without using interrogative sentences, he knew that Kesang couldn't say it.

"...How do I know? He didn't tell me." [It's better not to admit it. 】

[Do you think I believe it? ] An expression of obvious disbelief was placed in front of Kesang.

"Believe it or not." Telling nonsense with eyes open has been practiced to the point of proficiency.

Sauron knew that he couldn't tell the kind of people who told nonsense and didn't make drafts, and said that they didn't have one. 【How did she manage to reach this level of practice. 'Future' is immeasurable. 】

"Thank you." The words burst out inexplicably.Turn to see a point on the sea. "I saw the island. Hurry up too, your muscles are atrophied, and you were soaked in the water just now..." He stared dissatisfiedly at the three rowers. "Yes, yes, yes." Nodding and bowing like a dog, he almost knelt down and kowtowed. "Cut. Spineless."

"What on earth do you want? You're not satisfied no matter what." Zoro looked at Kesang speechlessly.

"What's the matter, sympathize with him. You can try it too." Looking at Sauron's expression. "What zodiac sign are you? You can't be a Virgo." Although it's not that obvious, it's really similar.

"What! Bastard. What is a Virgo?" Except for practicing swords, sleeping, eating, drinking... other things are basically not far from Xiaobai.

"Dual personality, a bit neurotic, everything has to follow their own explicit personality. When they are in a bad mood, they all avoid external interference, so it makes people feel a little intermittent autism; so Virgos are as good as Geminis. But Gemini is fickle in mind, Virgo is fickle in emotion..." Halfway through the speech, something seemed to come to mind. "When is your birthday?"

"Probably the eleventh."

"A few months. And, what is 'should'." This guy is really a level idiot.

"October."

"November NO.11. How old are you now?" She suddenly turned her head and looked at Sauron.

"19 years old... right." He looked up at the sky and thought about it.

"You may be a bachelor in the future. Right?" Sauron's face slowly turned green, which was the same color as his hair.

Kesan looked at Zoro's face, "You're almost the same color from the neck up. 'Hulk'!" It wasn't because Liane and Robin wanted to laugh for the first time.Because... it's just too funny!

Sauron looked at Kesang's face that wanted to laugh but tried to hold it back, and always felt particularly awkward. "Laugh if you want to laugh, and you won't be able to laugh when you're too suffocated."

Suddenly, the feeling of wanting to laugh disappeared without a trace. "You look really 'cold'."

......

With that said, we finally arrived at the island.I have to say that this island is too 'thrilling' [well, it's cheating. ] As soon as he stood on land, there was a loud noise not far away.

"Why is there a bomb sound?" Zoro looked towards the place where the bomb finally stopped.

"That's Mr. Bucky's Bucky bomb." The three 'invincible cannon fodder' answered quickly.

Kesang jumped ashore: "Is it some kind of biochemical bomb?" [It's not like it.Then why are you so excited? 】

"No!" The three cannon fodders had already evolved into a temporary runaway mode. 【What an idiot this kid is! 】

[Sure enough, no. ] "Then why are you shouting so excitedly? You are sick, take medicine if you are sick." Walking ahead, looking for the place where the voice came from.Slowly even ran up.

"Hey! What are you doing?" Sauron looked at Kesang who was running faster and faster, and also started running. "Why are you running so fast?"

"I smell gunpowder." He kept running forward with his head stuck.

"I can smell it too. It should be the smell of the bomb just now." Sauron looked around, only the bomb just now was still smoking.

"No." He sniffed hard again. "It's gunpowder that hasn't touched the fire yet. And there's a lot of it. The mass must be many times greater than that of the bomb just now."

Running to the corner, there is a relatively open place. "That thief. Three swordsmen, do me a favor, help..."

"I know, idiot." He walked over without even drawing his knife.

[There are so many perverts. ] Trot over. "Thief, are you okay?" Looking at Nami who was already stunned, he shook his hand in front of her eyes.

"Oh...it's okay. You are...the one from the naval base." Nami recovered and recognized Kesang.

"What game are you playing again? First you were taken away by a bird, and now you are locked in an iron cage." Sauron turned and looked at Luffy who was locked in an iron cage.

"I think it's quite funny." Luffy said without thinking.

When Kesang heard this sentence, he really felt: [Does this child really have a brain?The head placed there is clearly a decoration. ] "You really think this is a game."

"You are Sauron." A 'clown' lowered his head. "What are you doing here? Are you here to take my head." An abnormally narcissistic expression of his 'hypothesis'.

Zoro squinted at the 'clown' from the corner of his eye, and said, "No, I'm not interested. I haven't been a pirate hunter for a long time."

'Joker' raised his head and looked at Sauron: "I'm very interested in you. If you kill you, you will be famous all over the world."

Kesang looked at the face of the 'clown', "Are you an idiot? Sure enough, it is 'people of a feather flock together, birds of a feather'." Seeing the face of the 'clown' clearly, he seemed very interested and asked: " Is your nose fake or real?"

"Of course it's true!" 'Joker' seemed to have a big problem with what Kesang said.Playing with the knife in his hand, "Zoro, you will die here today."

"Big red nose?"

"Sure enough, you don't understand." Sauron turned his head with a look of complete abandonment.

"Captain, get on!"

"Captain Bucky!" A series of words echoed in my ears.

Each of them is ready to fight at any time.The battle that Kesang had been looking forward to seemed to be settled once and for all.He looked at the smiling pirate beside him. "It's not that simple." Sure enough, a dagger pierced Sauron's back. "Three-sword style!" It seemed to be frightened. Although I knew it was not that simple, I didn't expect it to be like this.

"What are you doing?" Zoro turned around and looked back.A half arm holding a dagger hangs in the air. "Why is there no blood on it?" Kesang narrowed his eyes, wanting to take a closer look. [I seem to be short-sighted recently. 】

"I ate the torn fruit." The body that had just been cut off by Sauron returned to its original shape. "I'm a torn person who can't be hacked to death." There was another burst of laughter.

"The body is closed again. I thought the devil fruit was just a legend." Nami beside Kesang looked at the big red nose with incredible eyes.

"Torn apart... so this guy is a monster." Sitting in the cage, Luffy said it with his face. "How dare you talk about others." Kesang looked at Luffy speechlessly.

"Sneak attack from behind, it's too despicable! Big nose!" The audience fell silent instantly. "What's wrong?" Kesang looked around at the dull-looking pirates.

"Bastard, who are you calling 'Big Nose'." Turning to look at Luffy, he looked at him angrily.Throw a knife directly.

"Bucky! I will beat you to the sky." He caught the knife with his mouth and bit it into pieces.

Watching such a boring 'interaction' of Corsang is almost unbearable. "I'll go shopping for a while, and we'll talk later." He muttered to Nami who was beside him.Just when everyone's attention was not on his side, he slipped away.Once out of sight, he started running.Not long after leaving, the sound of fighting and explosions came from behind. "Really, what are those idiots doing?" He looked at the place where the smoke was still coming out. "Where is the arsenal? Otherwise, there will be no bullets, and gunpowder will be needed."

However, which ghost knew that he ran to the vault.The piles of treasures placed in front of his eyes were about to burst into bloom. "Wow~ I posted it this time." Picked a few valuable ones and left here. "Blow it up later."

Jumped onto the roof, and habitually jumped up and down on the roof. "The roof here doesn't seem to be very strong." I just jumped onto another not-so-firm roof, but felt a little vibration, and almost fell due to my unstable center of gravity.As a result, a hole appeared under his feet, and he fell down violently. "It hurts, it hurts..." He rubbed his knee aggrieved. [Why is it on the knees. 】

"Hey, what are you doing?" Sauron, who was awakened by the movement just now, looked at Kesang who was kneeling on the ground.

He turned his head to look at the source of the sound he was facing. "Why are you here?" Just as the words fell, a voice came over. "What, this voice. Why is it getting closer and closer." Kesang looked at the source of the voice that was getting closer and closer to him. (This guy can't hear the source of the sound if he just listens to the sound, he can only know it by "groping" bit by bit.

"Be careful, idiot." Sauron rushed over directly.

Kesang felt the human breath getting closer.Instinctively want to dodge and fight back.But before he could react, the huge shock diverted Kesang's attention.

"It hurts!" After the situation calmed down, Kesang pushed Sauron away from his body, and then clutched his knee. "You won't take it easy!"

"How light do you want to be? It won't hurt if you get hit!" Sauron was extremely upset when he heard these words.Not to be outdone, he roared back.

Luffy, who ran over, saw how energetic the two were, and the offline mode was turned on directly. "Great, you're all right. I thought you were dead."

The author has something to say: This may be the most hoped sentence of our students: After a semester, many people will ask you "how many points you got in the test";But no one has ever asked you, "Are you tired in the past six months?"