Pirate idiot Lianliankan

Still waiting at the port for a long time or no one came. "It seems that waiting here is the most boring." Looking at the road behind him. "I knew I would have watched a play there." I had to sit on the boat and wait.Within a few minutes, I saw a creature running over.

"What are you doing? You're so tired." Seeing Nami's tired panting, Kesang felt that it was a pity that he came back first.

"I was scared to death just now." He stood up and wiped the sweat from his forehead. "Thanks to Ququ, I finally got rid of them. Why do I always encounter this kind of problem."

"It doesn't matter, everything is done anyway." The tone was still leisurely.

Walked to Luffy again, "Why are you carrying him on your back, isn't it dead? Carry it back and let me dissect it. Thank you very much." He said that he was about to take out a knife. I like it more.

"Is this your boat? It's really good!" [Compared with your boat, it's not bad]

"I don't think so. It's a snatch from a stupid kid."

After that...after that, three lifeless pirates came to pick things up.And then... and then nothing.It's just that the old man ran over and said a bunch of inexplicable words.

"Find an inhabited island and take a break." Looking at the compass, he turned around.

Nami looked at the compass. "What is this? A compass? Why is there no mark?" I was about to stop slowly.

"I use him not as a guide."

"Then what is this for?" Nami was very interested in this compass, thinking there was something to dig.

Looking at Nami's excited face, she felt that nothing good would happen if she said it. "I won't tell you. I only told Lian and Vilia the secret of this compass. No one else can tell it."

All eyes focused on Kesang for an instant. "What's the matter? I have money or meat on my face." The eyes don't look like that either.

"Hi. Are you okay?" Sauron asked first. "How could something be wrong! You bastard." "The two names you mentioned just now, are they human names?" Luffy managed to take back that idiot face, but asked this 'bastard' question again. "Sure!" It was the first time I saw Kesang so excited.So... decided to keep asking. "Then how do you remember the names of these two people? Also, whose name do you still remember?" Nami digs out all the problems like digging for a treasure. "I remember a lot."

"Do you remember my name?" He shook his head honestly. "...Forget it, let's rest for a while."

【When will Dad kill me? ] Staring at the sea level, the result... fell asleep.Waking up again was still slapped by Nami.The reason is: No matter how you call, you can't wake up.In the end, in a fit of anger, Nami slapped Kesang awake unceremoniously.Moreover, Kesang still has a severe feeling of getting up, and as a result, he has been depressed all the time.In this mood, we arrived at the next island.

Jump from boat to land. "It's a long-lost feeling." Finally, there is a feeling of being down-to-earth.

"Is there really a village if you go inside?" Luffy really didn't have much hope for the unmarked 'compass'.

Kesang, who was already angry about getting up, was really upset when he heard this sentence.Just about to have a seizure..."Yeah, yeah. It seems like a small village." Nami took the question directly, skipping over a baby paper that was about to have a seizure.

Hearing this sentence, Luffy instantly became bloodshot. "Meat, meat. There must be a restaurant in this village, right?"

"Can you stop talking about eating meat?" Nami raised her eyebrows, extremely helpless.

Heard a voice from above, a very eerie voice. "Who is it?" Kesang regained his composure, staring straight at the grass above.Sauron also noticed, and was about to take out his sword.

"Where is there?" Luffy looking around seemed to be looking for that person.

Kesang looked at the idiot-like captain and felt ashamed. "I really don't know how long you can hang around at sea with your IQ. Since that person is here, it means that he saw the sign of the thief's sail, which means he was looking for us. He will definitely come out."

"Really." The sudden realization is really 'surprised'. "Be careful." Sauron reminded Luffy.However, this brainless stupidity is obvious to all.Still didn't respond.'Tap dancing' in place all the time.

Those with little brains can understand the tricks in front of them, but they can't understand the "performance" behind them at all.Dazed and dragged by Nami to the restaurant.However, why does the name 'Shanks' sound so familiar?

In the restaurant, Luffy had a very high chat with an 'old acquaintance' who just met: Usopp.And Kesang ate all the sugary food several times.The things placed in front of him can cover two-thirds of themselves when they are piled up layer upon layer.

"The Usopp Pirates are here." The three children pushed the door and entered. "What?" Nami turned around and looked at the three who had just 'arrived'.The three of them ran to the table and said a bunch of inexplicable words.In the end, I was shocked by what Luffy and Zoro said.

"Ah! Aunt Tiger!" The three children looked at Nami, who was so 'friendly', and called out this name.Kesang almost choked to death on the cake.

After a series of violent scenes that are not suitable for children, everyone present laughed happily.Bringing a group of people to the villa on the hill, compared with the view just now, it is indeed much larger.

Looking at Doubi who was hanging on the railing and was about to jump in, Kesang could only keep a blind eye to face it.Otherwise, you will be infected too.Standing on the ground, looking at the group of people flying into the air, I really have nothing to say. "Well, let's go for a stroll first." He calmly left the villa, walked to the forest not far away, and met a "strange"-looking strange sorghum.

"Sorry?" Kesang looked at the person walking backwards from the front.

He stopped when he got to the side of Kesang. "Did you call me 'Shu Mi' just now?"

"Who else is there? I'm the only one here. Shushu." I didn't expect there to be more idiots than myself in the world.

Seems like ADHD, this one. "Nonsense, I'm just a hypnotist passing by here." [I don't believe it. 】

"Don't you believe me? Listen carefully, look carefully at this circle." A circle came from nowhere. "I said 1,2, [-]. Jango. You will fall asleep." Kesang didn't hear what the hypnotist was saying at all, but just stared at the ring. [It seems to be a very sharp thing.interesting. 】"Zzzzz..." When he was trying to find a way to test the sharpness of the ring, this fellow fell asleep by himself. "Idiot." He picked up the leaves on the ground and scratched at the top of the circle. "It turned out to be rotten. A species with weird thoughts. Let's go first." Silently left the place.

After walking around in the woods for an unknown amount of time, I heard a sound coming from a distance. "By the seashore?" Started and ran towards the source of the sound.It happened to be staggered with Usopp who was running back.

in the village. "Zoro, have you seen Kesang?" Nami once again found the missing person. "who knows."

Lie on the cliff and look down. "What is that guy doing?" Kesang looked at Luffy who was in a strange posture below, and planned to jump down.The height wasn't very high, so it shouldn't be dangerous to jump off.It was because there was a figure beside him who hadn't disappeared.

However, when you really want to jump, it's really quite high.Be mentally prepared, just as you are about to jump, you are pulled by your arm. "Idiot, what are you doing?" Looking back at the 'culprit', I really looked at him unhappily. "What are you doing, Sansao Liu. That straw hat is down there, I just went down to look." "What?" Pushing Kesang in, he looked down. "Really." He found a way and went around.

"Luffy, why is this happening?" Hearing this sentence, there is a sense of familiarity. [I must have watched the eight o'clock file with Lian too much. ] Shaking his head.

As a result, there was a slight grunting sound from below. "This guy is asleep." Interrupted the 'wonderful ideas' of the three children.I went up and kicked it, and I really did it, stretching myself. "Good morning."

After explaining the reason of the incident, the children were very excited. "Then why are you sleeping here?"

"I don't know either, I remember I was on a cliff. How could I be here..." It was still an idiot that hadn't changed for thousands of years.

Cosan postulates an idea that he doesn't even believe. "You won't run into that hypnotist, will you?"

"Hypnotist? Which one?"

Think about it, and consider whether to tell him. "...One is wearing a tall hat and that weird sunglasses." "...Oh, it's that person. That one met. He is the pirate who is going to attack the village." Thinking for a while. "As a result, you were really hypnotized." Kesang had already fully understood Luffy's IQ. "That's right. That ring he's holding is a weapon."

"How do you know?" Sauron couldn't believe that Kesang's IQ could discover this.

"Because the periphery is very sharp. Idiot, you still look down on my IQ." "..."

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"Oops!" After listening to Nami and their conversation, Luffy seemed to think of something very 'important'. "What's the matter?" "Hurry up and buy food, or the butcher seller will also run away."

"That's right. Buy some cakes." Kesang agreed with the proposal.

"That's not the problem, is it?" Picking up the hilt of the sword, he knocked on Luffy.

Back in the village, it was already dusk. [Why did this time pass so quickly? 】.Finally, the figure of Usopp arrived.It's just that I didn't expect to be looked down upon by children who are much younger than me, and I feel a little sad.

Go back to the edge of the cliff.The wound was treated.As a result, what was supposed to be a lie turned into a fight against the pirates the next day.In fact, Kesang did not want to participate in this struggle.However, [sounds very lucrative] because I heard Nami's words, "The pirate's treasure belongs to me." His eyes lit up instantly.

The author has something to say: the world is a mirror, and we can see the future of the world from our youthful self.

☆, showdown

"Listen, they will come at dawn." The five walked up the slope slowly. "But the road from here to the village has only this slope, and the rest are cliffs. It is absolutely impossible to get in. As long as this slope is guarded, the village will not be attacked."

But this guy still thinks of the word 'tactics', which is also very good, in Kesang's opinion.Looking at two barrels of oil flowing down the slope, I have to say [I'm really willing. 】

The sky was slightly bright, "The night passed so quickly this time." However, there was still no ship that the pirates were about to attack. "It's really slow." A grumble. "It's just dawn now, wait for a while." Sauron looked at Kesang whose body was trembling slightly. "What's wrong?"

I thought Kesang was scared, but who knew that the reply was an excited face. "I'm so excited. Hurry up." [This girl must have a brain problem. 】

"It's so bright, what's going on." Luffy got impatient waiting. "Be quiet, there is a voice." Kesang motioned for them to be quiet. "Pinocchio, are you sure this is really the only road to my village?" Kesang seemed not convinced by his tone.

"Of course." A proud expression appeared inexplicably.

He lowered his head and remembered something: "Then where did we go to the village yesterday? Besides, where is our boat." Looking at Usopp. "I also seem to hear an 'oh' coming from somewhere." "Obviously."

"By the way! There is a similar place in the north!" I put my head in my hands and remembered. "Could it be..." After clarifying the direction, Luffy and Usopp disappeared.Just when I was about to start, I heard a sound from behind.Turning around, squatting down, "Oh~ how are you going to come up." He watched the interaction between the two with great interest. "Idiot, pull it!" Sauron looked at Kesang unhappily.Kesang extended his hand out of good intentions. "Sister Thief, come up. Otherwise, the treasure will be gone." Kindly remind me. "I'm sorry, Zoro." Step on it and come up. "Come up slowly..." He bent down and looked at Sauron who was sliding down gradually.

When he was about to run to his destination, he seemed to hear something.Nami suddenly increased her speed, she had no choice but to catch up.He just took out the stick and hit the back of the head of the person in front directly. "What nonsense are you talking about!" Usopp fell from above. "it hurts!"

Kesang ran to him and looked around. "Where's the straw hat? Isn't he the fastest runner?"

"I don't know. Maybe I got lost." Standing up from the ground, he thought he was going to face the enemy.

Looking at the pirates who were about to charge up, "Really." Kesang stepped forward and took out his dagger. "I want to try." He ran forward, intending to try his own skills.He had been trained by Lian for nearly two years.Finally, I got tired and gave up.As long as the enemy doesn't take a gun, it's still easy to solve.

"Oh! Kesan, come on! Follow the great Captain Usopp's plan and defeat all the enemies!"

Kesang began to feel upset again. 【Easier said than done.You also come again.Thick-skinned] "Come and help me too! How can I handle it alone?"

Stabbed into the enemy's body one by one.But every knife is precisely close to the heart. "Ah, it's really troublesome. Height problem." [Otherwise, it will be stabbed in the heart. 】A pirate ran over in a daze, took a hammer and hit Usopp on the head, "Pinocchio!" When he turned his head to look, the pirate took advantage of the loophole.When he regained his composure, he tried to dodge as much as possible, but was stabbed a few times. "Looking for death. Stop him! Nami, do me a favor." [The smell of blood is really attractive. 】

Those pirates who ran to the front were all beaten back.Usopp looked up at the pirate who had been beaten back, and opened his mouth wide, in disbelief.Looking at the two main players who finally 'arrived'. "Come on." The uncommon smiling face doesn't match this embarrassed look.

The two who arrived complained for a while, focusing all their attention on the 'battlefield'. "It's already started." Sauron looked at Kesang's appearance, with a hint of "you deserve it" in his expression. "Slow to death. Hurry up."

Kesang walked back, feeling something was wrong.Looking at Luffy in front of him. "Is this guy also hypnotized?"

"You step aside first, leave this place to us." The enemy of Sauron was currently facing the hypnotized pirates. "No need." Silently bubbling.

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"Why?" Nami couldn't understand Kesang's meaning. "Leave it to the captain. Didn't you also get hypnotized?" Luffy yelled in cooperation, and rushed directly to the enemy in front. "...What a simple guy..."

Kesang expressed helplessness to these people who had no common sense; "Hypnosis is a kind of psychological suggestion. The performer inputs information into the subconscious mind of the subject through the psychological suggestion of language, sound, movement, and eyes to change their thinking or behavior patterns. , the subject will unconsciously accept the hypnotist's psychological suggestion." Seeing that Luffy can still call out his moves with momentum, he said: "At least he is a little conscious." But he still moved forward without thinking Chong, he just destroyed his boat.Speechless about this.

Looking at those two legendary 'aces', I am ashamed. [It's not that simple... right. ] "Wonderful!" Watching the interaction between the two cat brothers.And... Usopp's rhythm.Seeing that Nami was going to get the knife, he cursed secretly: "Idiot, didn't you see that there is another person in front of you?" Keeping up with Nami's speed.One second before the sharp ring was about to cut down, he took out the bamboo tube and stabbed at the hypnotist's foot.The hypnotist retracted his feet reflexively.He fell to the ground, pushed Nami away, and kicked the sword over by the way.As a result, the wound fell on himself again. "Kesang!" Nami looked at Kesang who had already died. "Give him the knife, you idiot."

At this moment, a person appeared upwind of the slope.Everyone froze, their bodies trembling. "Who is he?" Kesang looked at that person inexplicably. "Could it be the housekeeper?"

I plan to use 5 minutes to find a way to get rid of Sauron. [I'm looking forward to it.Do not disappoint me. ] "Miss Thief." He motioned to throw the knife to Sauron. "I know. Zoro!" Then he threw the knife over.

Looking at the poor cat brother who was cut off, I deeply sympathize.But... It is really a shortcut to ask to hypnotize yourself stronger.Looking at the bloodshot child's paper, he shook his head helplessly.Sitting on the ground: "Ah~ I ruined another set of clothes." It's a pity to look at the clothes. "This is the last set of clothes that my father bought for me. There is no way, it would be a pity if the gown gets dirty. So I haven't worn it since the first time I left, but just put it in the bag.

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Nami turned around to wake up Luffy.After Shu Mi found out, she was ready to attack Nami again. "No way~" Unable to feel the pain of the wound, she slowly stood up and blocked Shushu's original target. "Let me solve it first."

"Ah... I can't help it. Let's start with you first." Still, the ring was thrown out.As a result, Kesang dodged it with one side of his head. "It's over!" Realized that the ring would fly backwards and still hurt Nami.But it's too late.I had to run forward, wrap the bamboo tube into the ring, swing it a few times, change direction again, and get deeply embedded in the rock wall. "Ah~ It's okay. I caught up." He breathed a sigh of relief.

Luffy, who was awakened by Nami, finally returned to the battlefield again.

Kesang, who noticed that the situation ahead had changed, walked over with curiosity.At this time, it was already full of scars.Who told Kesang not to respond too much to the sense of touch?

[Lovely lady, if I were a boy...] Halfway through thinking about it, I immediately shook my head. [Can't be infected by Lian's thoughts. ] When he thought that Usopp was about to die at the hands of the butler, he was blown away by the sudden Luffy.Seeing the arrival of the three children at the same time, they slapped the butler violently. "court death."

Hearing the boss's order, Zango also started to act.Goal: Kill Miss Kaya. "Come on, you can deal with that bloody cat." Realizing Sauron's next move, he stopped him. "You're hurt so badly, it's okay."

"It's not as heavy as you. I deserve it." Facing Sauron, he raised the corner of his mouth and patted his back.There is still a problem of height. "Then... I'll help too. Ke Yasang."

Dragging that Ke Yasang, he ran in the forest.In an instant, the trees behind were all cut off in the middle. "Here we come. Be careful." But no matter how careful you are, you can't avoid this situation.At that time, I can only help and suffer a little.She doesn't want to be a 'scapegoat', if she doesn't see that she can get something, she won't do this.Looking for trouble for nothing, and helping others suffer.

No choice but to hide behind a rock first.After discussing for a long time, it was decided: Kesang is here to protect Ke Yasang, and the three little devils will lead the hypnotist away. "Listen well, as long as you can protect you well this time. Please ask me to take me to eat all the desserts and cakes in the whole village. Is that okay?" Seeing that the three little ghosts could not weigh for a long time, they decided to discuss the conditions first.

Ke Yasang looked at Kesang's 'serious' face and even laughed. "Yes, I understand."

[Really, why this expression. 】

stand up. "Please be sure to hide yourself tightly." Leaving the shelter of the rock.Facing Zango. "Shu Shu, Ke Yasang won't give it to you." She glanced at him provocatively.

"What?" Somewhat angrily, he threw the hypnotic ring over.This time there was no worries, and he escaped the ring easily.But before he could react, another attack slid across his arm. "Hiss, it really hurts." Suddenly, the circle that was dodged came back, but this time it aimed at Kesang's leg. "It hurts!" Kesang's legs were the most important part. 【Looks like I can't escape this time.Anyway, I am not of any combat department, so no one will blame me if I die. 】

Looking at the approaching Zangao, "Say, where is Ke Yasang?" Step by step, he stepped back and leaned against the tree. "If you killed me, no one will hinder you from finding her." Kesang had already reached the end. "Are you threatening me?" The surface of the ring was about to descend on Kesan's neck.

Hearing the voice in the distance, he finally saw the person who had been waiting for a long time. "Hee hee... you try it." Laughed.Just as the hypnotist was about to turn his head to look, he was hit by a sudden 'bullet'. "Pretty." She slid down the tree trunk and sat down. "It's okay. Kesang?" Ke Yasang saw that the danger had been eliminated, and ran out. "You have to remember my conditions." His face was originally fair, but it turned pale. "Ah la, when did you shed so much blood?" Seeing that the clothes were soaked. "Buy me another set of clothes." Then he made a condition to Ke Yasang. "No problem." She smiled softly.

Sauron stood in front of Kesang: "Let's go, Luffy is about to end." Hearing this, Kesang felt so embarrassing.Barely stood up, but found that he couldn't walk at all.Zoro, who was already walking ahead, noticed it and turned to look at Kesang. "What's wrong?" "Can't walk." He said it honestly.There is no way, this is the first time that my legs feel pain, and I am a little uncomfortable.

"Cut, trouble." With his back to Kesang, he squatted down. "Thank you." He lay down unceremoniously. "You're very heavy." Kesang still cared about the sudden words. "You control!"

In the end, he got the big boat that Luffy had always wanted, and Kesang bought a new dress and packed a lot of delicious food as he wished.

The author has something to say: No matter what kind of appearance a person has, there is nothing more joyful than the love and appraisal in his heart.