Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

The evening breeze blew the curtains, bringing the coolness of the night into the house, making my soft hair flutter. The air seemed to carry the smell of wine, making this evening breeze extremely intoxicating. I was so shaky that I almost fell asleep.

In three adjacent confinement rooms, three heads poked out of the windows. They all held telescopes in their hands and looked up at the stars under the moonlit sky, nodding and communicating occasionally, as if this was a poetry gathering of literati and scholars, and the atmosphere was unusually harmonious.

"Yakusai, that's your constellation, right? Fox, what a cute little fox."

"..."

"Sakurazai, can you tell what a little fox looks like?"

"I can't tell. I'll probably be able to figure it out after I read a few more books about astrologers. Right now, I don't know how they can tell the shapes of the stars."

Alice glanced at the two heads next to her and snorted in disdain:

"You are so stupid, come and learn from me, 'Super perfect and great Ms. Alice, tell us how you can see the shape. We are willing to pay any price in exchange for this ability to see the shape of the constellation!'"

"Alice, why don't you tell me what you saw from his fate?" Keli's father was silent for a while, then changed the subject and said, "I'm very curious."

The attendant god Yingsai followed suit and asked, "I'm curious too."

Alice touched her chin and said calmly, "Compared to the Yae God who raised you, your personality is closer to that of Kitsune Saemiya, so you should have some experiences similar to Kitsune Saemiya in the future."

"How many monsters had Kitsuzai as their goddess in their hearts? Too many to count, too many to count. Yingzai might also enjoy the same treatment as her. In this way, the little sister of the Son of God won't have to worry about the scarcity of Baichen's bloodline." Alice pretended to be very reasonable and spoke eloquently.

"..."

The attendant god Yingsai frowned: "Should? Maybe?"

Keli's father laughed and raised his chin: "You didn't see anything, did you?"

"Of course! How can one so easily see through the fate of a god? Tsk~ I don't have anything with the scent of Morax on my hands, otherwise I could have used them to fight against each other, and I would have fished in troubled waters quietly nearby, and maybe I could have seen a little bit."

"I think it's more likely that they'll affect you when they hedge."

"You have a point. I agree with your idea. But Alice is not good enough~"

"Yingzhai." Ignoring the two people's teasing, Alice's expression suddenly became a little serious, and she said solemnly: "Be my student. This is something that can change a person's future destiny."

"... Entrust your orphan to me?"

"A letter of entrustment!"

After putting her head back into the house and searching for a while, Alice reappeared with a leather notebook in her hand. There seemed to be a few random strokes on the cover of the notebook, outlining a pattern of the constellation of destiny.

The attendant god Yingzai lowered his head and said with a sad look: "I will take good care of Klee. You can go with peace of mind, Alice... Oh, remember to give birth to Klee before you leave, and don't take your little niece with you."

"This was left behind by a fellow witch of mine who is an expert in fortune-telling. I was slightly better than her in the duel a few years ago and managed to take the trophy, but I also made a vow to let my younger generation take part in the competition."

"On the top of the Dragon Ridge Snow Mountain, two masters dueled and were both seriously injured. Time is running out - what a nice and appropriate reason. I will remember your Alice. In my heart, she is like a night pearl that cannot be ignored at night, dazzling and annoying."

"It contains some astrological knowledge, but more of it is about some of the ugly things that happened to her when she first started learning..."

"Teacher, what nonsense are you talking about? Ever since you gave me a book on alchemy, I have regarded you as my teacher from the bottom of my heart. I respect you and love you. From now on, we will talk about our own things. You call me brother and I call you teacher."

"He is respectful at first but arrogant later. I despise him."

Throwing the notebook in her hand over, Alice said proudly: "With a little guy like you, I can't control you?"

"Hmm."

He nodded indifferently, and after randomly flipping through the book and finding that it was all about a scandal, the attendant Yingzhai couldn't help but sigh in amazement: "This is the first time I've seen someone write about their own scandals. That old witch must not be a decent person. That's right, how can a decent person be a witch?"

"You can read this book by yourself for now, and don't reveal anything before you compete with her successor."

"I see... Shinobi, why did you take the incense away?"

The intoxicating evening breeze is really intoxicating.

"I don't think incense mixed with sleeping potion is suitable for windowsills, especially on three windowsills. Please consider the breathing problems of ordinary people like us and refrain from harming innocent people."

Jiuqi Shinobu said coldly: "Also, keep your tail still and don't shake it around. It will only make it more troublesome for me to comb it."

"Shinobu, Sakurazai prefers girls who let him do whatever he wants."

Lying on the windowsill in front of the attendant god Yingsai, with her two feet dangling in the air, Alice seemed to advise thoughtfully:

"Especially when you are at a disadvantage, it is not wise to resist his temperament."

"In this era, childhood sweethearts are the losers! I have witnessed many such examples during my adventures. Because they are too familiar with their childhood sweethearts, they cannot develop romantic feelings, which often leads to unexpected victories."

Kelly's father was also hanging on the windowsill.

"No one likes a foolish fox demon."

"Ninja, you can't speak so coldly. Being arrogant is an important factor in childhood sweethearts falling into the status of losers. If you are only arrogant but not arrogant, then this is not tsundere at all. It's just pure pettiness."

The samurai god Sakurasai hesitated and hung on the windowsill, but considering the size of the space, he changed into a fox form.

The three of them drifted along with the evening breeze.

Jiuqi Ren sighed: "Everything I said is based on the premise that I like Lord Quan Gongsi, but I really don't have any feelings for him other than indulgence."

"Don't you want to take responsibility?"

The attendant god Yingsai was horrified: "Do you know what a fox demon's tail means to a fox demon? Only those who are close to it can touch it. Even the son of the Eightfold God cannot touch my tail easily!"

"Master Quan Gongsi, you don't care that much about your tail. The so-called Yae Gongsi can't be touched easily? As long as Yae Gongsi is willing to say something nice, you won't care whether your tail is touched by her or not."

"This is what you did wrong, Yingzai. You let people touch the tail casually and belittled the preciousness of the tail. How can people feel that the tail is an important part of a fox demon?"

Alice turned around and reprimanded, "As a teacher, I will teach you my first lesson today. Things are precious because they are rare, and so is the qualification to touch a person's tail. When you go back, you must never let anyone touch your tail casually like you did before."

"Remember to hype up the qualifications for touching the tail. Let them know that it's not so easy to touch the tail, and not everyone is qualified. Equate the dignity of touching your tail with that of General Thunder, and tell them that only gods can touch the gods' followers."

"You should slowly leave them alone for a few years, and then use your dignity as a vixen to tease them. Let them want to touch your tail but cannot. Then they will gradually begin to desire it, and let them know what kind of honor they will enjoy if they touch your tail."

The attendant god Yingsai narrowed his eyes and looked down. "Have you enjoyed any kind of honor?"

"I feel like I have the same identity as General Raiden."

"General usually prefers to touch my ears."

"Oh."

Alice raised her hand, but before her fingertips touched the fur on the fox's ears, she saw a cold light coming towards her hand, decisively and mercilessly.

Alice dodged the fox's claws quickly and smacked her lips, "So you care about the ears. This is different from ordinary vixens, who care about the tail."

"Humph~ It's normal that I'm different from ordinary people. There's also a difference between vixen and other vixen."