Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Farga walked out of the interrogation room in silence.

Frederica walked out of the interrogation room indifferently.

Simon is...

Simon still didn't walk out of the interrogation room!

"Tsk tsk~ After all, it's good to be interrogated by someone you know. The situation isn't as tense as it was for us. I bet you'll play a prank on me next time. There are two empty bottles of wine on their table."

"Hehe~ I'll make the same bet. There's only an empty bottle of wine on their table. I know best how much Klee's father drinks. No one knows my lover better than me."

"Are you sure you're not being scammed?"

"Could it be that you know him better than I do?"

"He once boasted to me in his heart that he could drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. Even if there was some exaggeration in it, I think he still had some confidence. Besides, don't forget, there is another person involved."

"It won't be two bottles, I guarantee it."

With his ears pressed tightly against the door of the interrogation room, he tried to eavesdrop on what was going on inside. A fox demon and an elf made a bet with each other, but their hands did not slow down at all, trying to stop Frederica from entering.

"Step aside."

"No."

The attendant god Yingsai smiled coldly: "Don't forget that I saved your second daughter's life. If you dare to disrespect your benefactor, do you believe that I will roll over at the door of the Knights' Order right now?"

"I am more powerful than him. I owe a debt of gratitude to the entire Mondstadt. In the past few years, I have put a lot of effort into dealing with the sewer problems in Mondstadt, and even caused the public to misunderstand that I was the one who blocked the sewers."

Alice was fearless and raised her chin slightly: "As long as you dare to deal with me, I will provide music when Yingsai rolls around in front of the Knights. I am quite proficient in suona."

"Why can't you roll around too?"

"That's so dirty."

"Why not just roll out the red carpet?"

"good idea!"

The two reached an agreement.

Frederica closed her eyes and took a deep breath. Her good upbringing prevented her from forcing her eyes shut. She just took a deep look at the closed door, turned around and left, the light armor on her body making a noise.

The samurai Sakurasai looked at the knight's departing back meaningfully.

"I heard that there's been some conflict in their family recently?"

"You don't want to repeat what you did a few years ago, do you?"

"I'm going to do something more ruthless."

"I'm planning on doing something even more ruthless!"

The door of the interrogation room was suddenly opened from the inside. The samurai Sakurasai and Alice, who were leaning against the door with most of their body weight, were caught off guard and fell to the ground. However, a thoughtful person in the room provided help, so the delicate skin on their faces did not come into contact with the cold and rough ground.

Pulling the head out of the expired apple pie, the dazzling thunder turned it into charcoal and splashed down. The samurai Sakurasai looked up at Simon, who was obviously drunk. The usually gentle priest who was about to become a bishop was now laughing.

"You are right, my old friend. I cannot endure this any longer. I must make things clear this time, even if it costs me a price I am unwilling to pay, even if this choice will make me regret it."

"I……"

"Simon Gunnhild is not only Frederica Gunnhild's husband, but also Jean Gunnhild and Barbara Gunnhild's father. I cannot let them spend their childhood under such strict education."

Now Simon may have found his former self as an adventurer. There is freedom and unrestrainedness on his face. The temperament of a famous adventurer appears on him again, and his footsteps are as light as the wind.

Two heads popped out. The attendant god Yingzhai and Klee's father watched Simon, who was staggering and walking unsteadily, slowly walk away. They said in unison: "Fall - fall - fall -"

Just as they said, the drunk Simon fell into the arms of Falga who was rushing towards him before he even walked out of the corridor. The strong smell of alcohol rushed into the nostrils of the commander-in-chief.

"It's bad……"

He couldn't help but pull his head back, grab Simon's collar and lift him onto his shoulders. Falga frowned and shouted, "You should be in the detention room now! Where is Alice?"

"I don't know." Looking at Alice, who was lying face down on the pillow, most likely sleeping voluntarily, Klee's father shook his head decisively and said with a helpless smile: "You also know that the two of us are not as capable as Alice. She can go wherever she wants. How can we stop her?"

Falga snorted coldly: "I saw Alice's feet landed outside the door."

“These are my feet.”

Kelly's father said confidently, "You also know that Alice is my lover. I love her more than myself, so I will unconsciously imitate her behavior and clothing. Although this hobby is a little difficult to talk about, since you have discovered it, I will no longer hide it."

The attendant Yingsai solemnly advised: "Captain Falga, we should respect everyone's hobbies. You can't show contempt for them just because this hobby is a little shameful."

"..."

"Where am I now?"

"Stand in front of us." The attendant Yingzhai took out a ruler and measured the distance. "Half a meter. This distance is a bit too close. Please move back."

"Then do you think I'm blind? Do you really think I can't see Alice lying here?"

Looking at the two awake people in front of him strangely, Falga weighed Simon on his shoulder and asked in confusion: "You and Alice are lovers, right?"

Kelly's father blinked blankly, "This shouldn't be worthy of doubt."

"You and the samurai Sakurasai are friends, right?"

"There is no doubt that we are close friends who can trust each other with our lives." Kelly's father patted his chest confidently.

"In your heart, your lover's importance is not less than your beloved relatives and friends, right?"

"What exactly do you want to ask?"

Falga pointed a finger and said, "I'm confused. Why is it that among the three of you, it was Alice who fell?"

"Of course, it's because I only had a plate of expired apple pie, and I didn't know whether the two people were on the left or the right, so I picked them randomly. Alice's luck was not very good."

"Let me ask another question. Is there any secret in this pillow?"

"It's just a common sleeping pill, stored in a small mechanism in the pillow. It will be released when it is impacted by the outside world."

"That sleeping drug shouldn't have the side effect of causing bleeding from all seven orifices..."

"Bleeding from all seven orifices?"

Kelly's father turned his head and took a closer look. His face was horrified, and he called out in panic: "Yingzai, quickly prepare the heart stimulation equipment. Alice is obviously dying."

The sudden change made the servant god Sakurasai a little flustered. He hurriedly took out a thick wooden board and a hammer from the furry hair of his tail, put the wooden board on Alice, and handed the hammer to Klee's father.

"You two!"

She quickly opened her eyes, picked up the wooden board on her body and stepped forward to block it. Alice licked the scarlet strawberry jam on the corner of her mouth and asked angrily: "Obviously I am your lover, and obviously you should cooperate with me to play tricks on Yingzhai... Why is it like this?!"

"I told you it was a random selection. Who can you blame for your bad luck?" Shrugging innocently, Keli's father carried the heavy hammer on his shoulders. "Besides, you didn't get picked. You just had to pretend."

"To be honest, I don't understand why you pretended to bleed from all seven orifices. There is no difference between high and low means. Using a suitable means at the right time can get the result that Changhong expected, but just now was not the right time."

"Oh my~ Maybe Sister Alice was really knocked unconscious for a few minutes just now. She must be thinking in her heart that she is worthy of being my lover and knows how to feel sorry for me... Alice! Stop pulling my tail!"

"Hehehe~ Yingzai, your fox fur is perfect for stuffing dolls. As the child's uncle, you must want to give the child his first toy!"

"Albedo is the child's older brother! Go pull his hair!"

"…Good idea. But now you are closest to me, so of course I have to attack the one closest to you first. Don't struggle, the fox fur will grow back anyway."

"Yingzai, my dearest friend, I just cooperated with you to trick Alice once, now it's time for you to pay the price!"

Farga twitched his eyes.

Didn't you just say random selection?