Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

“Why does a crow look like a writing desk?”

"Because you haven't woken up yet."

After the farce before bedtime, they should have had a sweet dream. This was what the God of Servant Yingzai hoped for. Unfortunately, things did not go as he wished. He held a toothbrush in his mouth and looked at Klee's father who had opened the window and climbed in. He smiled coldly:

"I'm happy to provide you with a hemp rope. The wind outside is just right for blowing your head awake. Of course, I have an even simpler way. Just stretch your head over to me and let me electrocute it. You'll soon understand that a crow is not like a desk."

"Yingzai, you are not lacking in romantic cells."

"You are not lacking in romantic cells, so why did you climb through the window and run to me? If you are too shy to say it, I will be happy to act as a messenger between the two of you. I promise to make your conversation full of romance." The samurai Sakurasai kindly suggested.

"Sakurazai, I'm just stopping by to take a break."

Looking at the bright moon hanging high in the sky, Keli's father's eyes flickered with deep affection, and he sighed: "I just lay in bed and thought for a long time..."

"Friendly reminder, we've been apart for less than three minutes."

"Every second I can't see Alice feels like a year to me. Anyway, I thought about it for a long time, and suddenly I felt that there seemed to be a little problem in the relationship between Alice and me."

"Ha~ The process of your acquaintance was unusual. Isn't it normal for a relationship to have some problems? Why, you're not fantasizing about a normal relationship, are you?"

Wiping the foam from the corners of his mouth and glancing at Klee's father, the God of Servant Yingsai took out a towel and dipped it in water. He slowly wiped his face and said vaguely, "You don't want to come to me to learn from me, do you?"

"please!"

Looking at Klee's father who was asking sincerely, the God of Samurai Yingsai narrowed his eyes and said, "No way, no way, don't tell me you are sincere."

Klee's father sincerely covered his chest and promised solemnly: "I swear to the wind god Barbatos that I really want to learn your speaking skills. I want to see Alice's face bloom with a shy and bright smile."

"Let me make one thing clear in advance. Alice is an old woman who is at least several hundred years old. Even if you become more eloquent than a lark, you can't trick her into being a woman in love and making her ignore your tricks."

"Goodbye."

The window was opened again, and Kelly's father turned around and left. Apart from the open window, there seemed to be no trace that he had ever stayed here.

The attendant god Yingsai touched the window and looked out.

Hanging outside the window of Alice's confinement room, Kelly's father was stirring the wire for a while. Noticing the gazes around him, he turned his head and smiled calmly: "Alice really treats this confinement room as her home. It's hard to break through for a while."

The attendant god Yingzhai chuckled and said:

"Oh~ So the reason you came to my confinement room and talked nonsense was actually to hint that I should not disturb your intimacy. Really, have you forgotten that we are close friends? It's enough to just give me a heads up for this kind of thing."

"Cough cough..."

Keli's father coughed awkwardly: "Don't be so blunt, little kid. If I wasn't worried that you would suddenly make a big noise, why would I stop by your room halfway? The main reason is that you really left a psychological trauma on me before."

"Yingzai, you will understand in the future how important it is to guard against the people around you who may suddenly reveal the characteristics of a door god. That feeling is really not very pleasant." Shaking his head and sighing, Klee's father reminded the servant god Yingzai with his experience as a person who had experienced it.

"What you said makes a lot of sense. I applaud you."

He clapped his hands together and nodded perfunctorily. The God of War Yingzai just leaned on the window and watched the actions of Klee's father, occasionally asking caringly: "Do you need my help?"

"unnecessary!"

After a while,

"Is it really not necessary?"

"unnecessary."

After a while,

"Can you not need it? Don't beg me later."

"How can I beg you?"

After a while,

"I can really help you."

"Yingzhai!" Keli's father shouted softly, "Believe in my ability, brother!"

Klee's father's face was filled with confidence, which moved the god-servant Yingsai. Seeing his beloved friend so determined and focused, he exclaimed in amazement from the bottom of his heart.

However, in order to avoid his performance being affected by his own sight, the samurai Sakurasai gave up watching and reluctantly closed the window and drew the curtains.

Quickly making anti-eavesdropping arrangements on the closed window, Keli's father carefully looked left and right, and even looked up and down. After making sure that no one would notice him hanging by the window, he raised his hand and knocked on the glass.

"Alice..."

"Do you still remember Albedo who had a huge burst of goalkeeper attributes before?" A faint voice came from the closed window.

"Of course I remember."

Kelly's father will never forget those few months when they first started dating. They were both very young and inexperienced at that time. Except when they were playing pranks on each other, they didn't mind physical contact. They had to muster up the courage to even hold hands at other normal times.

But for some reason, in that snowy mountain camp, whenever they wanted to develop intimate actions beyond holding hands, Albedo, who was hiding in the laboratory conducting long-term research, would either suddenly succeed in the experiment or fail with a loud noise.

Anyway, I will always stop them at the right time.

What should have been a simple kiss turned out to be extremely bumpy and difficult.

Remember when the two of them left, Albedo was suspecting that the information his brain received was different from the actual situation, otherwise why did mistakes always occur?

Alice said excitedly: "So in order to prevent the passive or intentional door gods from appearing, I specially arranged a set of anti-door god arrangements in the confinement room, and in order to prevent me from suddenly having a whim to unlock it one day, I used the Inazuma spell that I don't even understand very well as the basis of this arrangement."

"Of course~ There are no perfect things in the world. This arrangement is perfect. There is no way to open it within two hours after it is opened. Even if I want to crack it by force, it will take three days."

Alice sounded very regretful: "So there is nothing I can do. Please wait outside for a while, dear."

"Inazuma magic? It seems that there is only one fox here who is proficient in this..."

"You guessed it right~ Sakurasai took the time to arrange it while preparing the bomb two days ago. It's perfect, right?"

"..."

Klee's father lowered his head and was silent for a moment. He exerted a little force with his hands and moved from the window sill of Alice's confinement room to the window sill of the confinement room of the samurai Sakurasai.

"My dear friend, your loved ones are in need of help!"

"I told you that you would beg me next time."

He opened the window and stuck his head out. The fox ears twitched. The attendant god Yingzhai smiled and said, "Then may I ask how my beloved friend intends to ask me for help? I haven't forgotten that you grabbed my tail hair before."

"Dear friend, I have some explosive news. Are you interested in knowing the secrets of the Order? As an adventurer who loves the unknown, I once accidentally broke into the library of the great sages passed down from generation to generation and read a little bit of canned knowledge."

"Tell me carefully."

The samurai Sakurasai moved closer, and as Klee's father whispered the explosive news in his ear, his eyes became brighter and brighter.

"I always thought that desert people were submissive. Giving the previous great sage a laxative made him... even though it was a bit disgusting, he really knew how to have fun."

"How is that possible? It's just that the desert people have accepted the oppression of the rainforest on the surface, but many of them are secretly thinking of resisting. Yingsai, I have a copy of the packaged knowledge in my hand, but..."

"Plus a secret passage to the Great Sage's Library."

"I told you I broke in by accident! Don't let it leak out, otherwise it will be troublesome to dig it again." Klee's father took out something stealthily and stuffed it over.

“I don’t know what my problem is now…”

"Don't worry, I will definitely solve the troubles for my loved ones and friends."

Patting Klee's father's shoulder vigorously, the God of Samurai Yingzhai said with a smile:

"The window is indeed blocked, but you still have the front door. Don't get stuck in a rut. Sometimes changing direction can better solve the problem. Young man, remember my advice."

"...I thought you would give me a way to get rid of it. It's a bit unworthy."

"What Alice requested cannot be removed. Moreover, she refined the base I gave her. The only solution is to find another way."