Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Anyone who offends the Emperor's divine power will be struck and defeated!

After a long period of discussion, Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun, who claimed to be not good at speaking, returned victorious. His proud and complacent expression formed a sharp contrast with his helpless back.

She sat down in an empty seat, picked up a teacup to moisten her dry throat, looked at the three people around her with strange expressions, and asked in surprise: "What are you doing? This immortal... I have successfully made Zhongli realize his mistakes, why aren't you happier?"

Gan Yu buried her head on the table with her arms clasped behind her, making faint and sad whimpers. When she heard Master Liuyun Jiefeng's question, she shook her head repeatedly, unwilling to make any response. It seemed that she was deeply rooted in the table.

Zhenjun Lishui Dieshan looked a little dazed and his eyes were a little confused. Even though Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng stretched out his hand and pushed him twice, he did not respond. He still stared blankly at the teacup in front of him and sighed heavily from time to time.

True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang performed a little better. He took away the dirt that appeared out of thin air from his dense hair. He raised his head and smiled slightly, "Liuyun, how long have you said that we haven't seen the Emperor?"

“It’s only May or June. Didn’t I spend today’s Sea Lantern Festival with the Emperor?” True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng looked even more confused. Seeing the defeat on both sides, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

"Do you think it's possible that Mr. Zhongli who just left..."

"Don't talk nonsense here."

True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng was so frightened that he almost revealed his true form. He brushed the back of his left hand with the palm of his right hand to hide the feathers that jumped out, and quickly used his amazing wisdom to refute the remarks of True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang.

"Mr. Zhongli is just a mortal. He has pure human blood in his body. He doesn't have the slightest bit of the restrained charm that the Emperor had when he was hiding his identity. So what does it matter if he has a little knowledge of Liyue's history?"

“It’s just that I’ve read more books, and I have some gift of photographic memory, so I can talk endlessly about what happened in Liyue at different times. If you had witnessed it with your own eyes, how could your knowledge be different from what we know?” The more he spoke, the more reasonable it became, and True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng expressed his unparalleled confidence.

"But what if the Emperor abandons his usual half-dragon, half-unicorn body?"

Master Liuyun Jiefeng raised his teacup and took a sip of tea. "You said the Emperor created a human body to travel the world? Hou Zhang, don't joke. How could the Emperor give it up?"

True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang pointed at the three Moras that had cracks in front of him and said, "Then I said that I just performed divination on him, but found that I didn't get any information about his past or future, and even got hit on the head by a clod of earth. How are you going to refute me?"

"Ha - if that's the case, it's still believable... How did you find out?!" Imitating Ganyu's behavior, Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun, who was frightened and a little dazed, asked in a daze.

"The little fox you brought with you said that the Emperor's temperament is too similar to mine, and he looks like he won't live in the human world. Plus a little bit of intuition... that's not right. Why is this seat still occupied by one person, me, Lishui, Ganyu, Liuyun, and the little fox?"

"what?"

Ganyu raised her head in panic, looked around, and confirmed that there was indeed one person missing.

"When did Sakurasai sneak away?"

"Just when one of you was concentrating on fortune-telling." Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun answered in a muffled voice.

"Mr. Jie Hu, why didn't you stop him?"

"Isn't it normal for foxes to be naughty and active? They are already two-tailed at such a young age. Most ordinary people can't resist them at all. There is no need to pay attention to safety."

"But I'm afraid that there will be no one watching Yingzhai, and some big commotion will happen."

"Can he be better than Alice who activated the bomb on Qingyun Peak 200 years ago? Humph~ That person is too reckless to disturb the peaceful place of the immortals."

"Who knows..."

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The samurai god Sakurasai is now sitting in a noodle restaurant, staring seriously at the magnificently decorated shop opposite, and occasionally moving the Rock King Emperor doll on the table to divert the attention of the little kid at the next table.

"Woo——"

"Woo..."

"Um--"

"Um……"

"Don't imitate me!"

"This bowl of noodles smells so good... Hey, what's wrong, little sister?"

The sulking kid at the next table was one year older than him, but that didn't stop the samurai Sakurasai from using the name as he pleased. He put on an absolutely gentle smile, and while waiting for the kid's questions, he took another bite of noodles and then let out a heavy sigh.

"me……"

It turns out that he was exclaiming because of the noodles... No, no, this guy is so evil, how could he exclaim simply because the noodles are delicious?

Keqing shook her head vigorously, jumped off the stool, lifted the hem of her skirt, walked to the table of the attendant Yingzhai, pointed at the emperor doll, puffed up her face angrily and asked: "Do you remember what happened in the souvenir shop just now?"

"Of course I remember that at that time there was only one limited edition Emperor doll left. Amidst the fierce competition, a cute little girl stood out with an unstoppable attitude. When I went to buy it, I realized that I didn't have enough Mora with me."

The attendant god Yingzhai smiled and said, "As a kind-hearted person who happened to pass by, I naturally have to lend a helping hand, so I said to you, 'Don't worry, go home to get the money. I'll be here to protect it. The Emperor doll can't run away, so don't worry, leave it to me. I'll be waiting for you here!' Such super, super impressive words."

He held his head high, proud as a hero: "In fact, I did do it. This emperor doll didn't run into the hands of others. Little sister, I will complete it within the time you asked me to, but..."

"Why are you asking me so angrily now? It's as if I stole your doll. I have fulfilled our oath, and you can hand over the Emperor doll to me with confidence." The attendant god Yingzhai acted aggrieved and didn't seem to understand why she was angry.

"You playing word games with me?"

Keqing widened her pure eyes and pinched her skirt with her small hands. "I thought you would help me guard there. We have a contract, so I felt relieved to go home and get the money. But how could you play a word trap on me?"

Using her nimble hands and feet to help him climb onto the chair, the little girl tilted her head back, trying to look down at the attendant god Yingsai, trying to squeeze out the words in her mind. After a long silence, she issued the final judgment: "You! Big! Bad! Egg!"

"There's nothing we can do about it. Just like no one in Liyue can refuse the Emperor's doll, no one in Inazuma can refuse the General's doll. But how could anyone in Liyue buy the General's doll?"

"Are you from Inazuma? No wonder your accent is different. I thought it was some local dialect."

"Yes, but I want to correct you. Do you see my ears and tail? I am a pure fox monster from Inazuma, the kind that likes to eat one or two children on weekdays."

"I don't care about that. Since you want a doll of General Thunder, why did you buy a doll of the Emperor? Do you know that this is a super limited edition that I have been looking forward to for a long time? It was announced three months ago, and I have been waiting for three months! If I wasn't really busy and forgot the date, how could I not bring enough threads?"

“It’s just a meal replacement.”

"The people of Liyue cannot refuse the Emperor's doll = the people of Inazuma cannot refuse the General's doll"

"Liyue people = Inazuma people"

"Emperor Doll = General Doll"

The attendant god Yingzhai wiped the tears from his eyes and cried miserably, "Don't you know the environment there? Where else can you make dolls of your god's image and sell them as easily as Liyue?"

"I have lived for four years, and I have never seen any business dare to make a doll of the general. I pray day and night, but I have never seen my wish come true."

"I've endured this for so many years, but I can't stand it anymore! The General is so cute, how can I not have a doll of the General? If I had no choice, how could I look for a meal replacement?"

"you……"

Keqing narrowed her eyes.