Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Some people are gifted and born strong.

They have been able to express different attitudes from ordinary people since childhood, showing their intelligence and talents. They are placed with high hopes, jealousy and hostility, and they suffer many hardships or have a smooth journey in their growth.

Little girl Keqing is obviously such a genius. She is highly expected by her family. Not only does she understand many principles at a young age, but she also has pure kindness from the bottom of her heart. She is destined to reach the top!

"Shut up, bad guy!"

The loud recitation was more pious than the sound of Mond's bard praising the wind. The thin-skinned little girl, shaking her hair, rushed forward to cover the mouth of the attendant Sakurasai, her smooth and delicate face covered with rouge-like color.

"Even if you praise me like this, I will not be deceived by you! What talent, what kindness, I will not let the emperor's puppet fall into your hands and become a substitute for General Lei Dian."

“Listen carefully! Listen to every word carefully, I—Keqing! No matter what happens today, even if it costs me a lot, I will add this limited edition Emperor doll to my collection!”

"Don't think of any more tricks or play any more word traps. I...Ah! Why are you crying?"

Big drops of hot tears jumped out of his eyes and fell on the back of his hand. The clear sliding feeling seemed to burn his skin like flames. The fox ears that originally seemed very energetic were now limp.

Keqing met the red eyes of the attendant god Yingzai, hurriedly withdrew her hand from her mouth, and helplessly took out her own hand to help wipe away her tears.

The kind little girl whispered to comfort him:

"Please stop crying, okay? This doll is for you... No, no, I didn't bring enough money at that time. My mistake was my own fault. Even if you didn't buy it, someone else would have bought it. I shouldn't have used this as an apology."

"How about I ask someone to make you a General Thunder doll? I'll ask the manufacturer from the souvenir shop. They are a well-known doll manufacturer, so the quality must be very good! Just smile."

He slapped away Keqing's reckless hand and wiped away the tears that seemed to be uncontrollable. After rubbing the corners of his eyes until they were red, the tears stopped in a timely manner. The God of Samurai Sakusai then explained in a low voice:

"So many people want to grab this doll, and there are many strong adults among them. How can I help you? The best way is to buy it for you out of my own pocket..."

"Do you think I left a message for the owner of the souvenir shop, telling you to come find me here? I just wanted to play a joke on you..."

The envoy Yingzhai felt very sad after receiving the misunderstanding. What happened to the world now? People always assume the greatest malice towards others. Poor me, a fox who used to live in the wild and in a small mountain village, was exposed to the strong malice in the city for no reason.

Teyvat is rotten, I want to destroy the world!

"So that's how it is. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was so mean. I didn't figure out the truth and wronged you. You can ask for anything. I can do anything."

Keqing felt so bad. A kid who was one year younger than her was just joking and she made him cry. What an incompetent child.

"You think you were wrong?"

"Mmmmmmm!"

"You think you're wrong?"

"I was wrong, I was wrong."

"Then should you apologize to me?"

"Isn't it normal to apologize when you make a mistake?"

"Then I have something I need your help with."

Keqing patted her chest hard and promised solemnly: "As long as it's not a bad thing, I can agree to anything you ask!"

The attendant Yingzhai smiled slightly, thinking of what he had heard from Gentleman Fontaine, and suddenly understood something. He said very gently, "Okay, I don't want any substantial compensation, just don't buy any limited edition emperor dolls for the next 20 years."

"Okay, no...no...do you like plum juice? I know there's a store that sells really well for plum juice, and it tastes really good, too. I drink that store's iced plum juice every summer."

Keqing, who was about to agree quickly, reacted in time, looked down at the two tails that were shaking excitedly and hitting her calves, took a deep breath, and secretly estimated in her heart how likely it was for a person to control tears.

She was crying so genuinely, just like the last time she accidentally broke an Emperor doll. She couldn't tell she was pretending at all, but... but...

Why did the conditions he proposed sound so ill-intentioned?

Twenty years, a full twenty years!

If you just follow the most basic rule of one limited edition per year, you will miss twenty versions, not to mention the rarer and more limited editions every three years.

I was already upset because I missed the last super limited edition because I only developed this hobby this year. What should I do if I agree to this condition?

The little girl's tiny head seemed to be overloaded.

"Will you agree?" The soft tail wrapped around Keqing's wrist, and like the evil vixen in the vernacular novels, the noble Baichen fox fairy uttered a seductive whisper.

"me……"

Didn't my family send a guard to follow me? This is the critical time for the guard to play a role! Please step forward!

Keqing stuttered but was extremely looking forward to it.

The guard that Keqing was looking forward to was also having trouble speaking out at this moment.

As a normal person with normal emotional intelligence, he knew very well that now was the time to step forward. In fact, when he was in the souvenir shop, he wanted to take out the Mora bag that the lady had given him when she found out that the young lady did not bring enough Mora.

If there are no accidents, this is normal development.

Unfortunately, accidents are like a pig lying down on your bed right after going to the toilet. You have no idea whether it will swallow it or not. It just happens.

"I thought my martial arts were top-notch in Liyue Harbor, and I practiced killing skills, not those fancy moves learned in martial arts schools." The guard looked nervously at the three people who surrounded it in the center.

"I didn't expect there are three unknown masters like you. Judging from your movements, they don't look like our Liyue martial arts. Oh, you guys really worked so hard."

Trying to stop me.

"It can't be helped. You have your young lady to look after, and I have my young master to look after. Although if this young master encounters trouble that he can call a trouble, we can't solve it."

"Then you only have the formality?"

The guard calculated the chances of winning a three-on-one battle. "Since I can't have any impact on your young master, why do you have to stop me? I just want to help Miss Keqing."

You don't have the demeanor of a master at all. You are actually helping your young master to bully my young lady. This outsider has no manners at all.

The final ninja A gave him a strange look, "What you said doesn't make sense. When did we stop you?"

"Then why did you block my retreat? Three of you standing in a triangle is the most suitable position for a siege."

"…Professional habit."

The last ninja A lowered his head to identify the location and silently took a step to the side.

"But I want to remind you that even if you go up there, you won't be able to save your lady, so you'd better not go there to serve the food."

"It is my duty and I cannot shirk it."

The guards shrugged it off.

I'm just going to rescue them. Even if this foreign monster doesn't follow the moral code and attacks, the Qianyan Army will come, and I won't be the one who suffers then.

I can't be so weak that I can't even hold out for one round and wait for the Thousand Rocks Army to arrive, right?

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"Oh my, you are stuttering so much. Do you not want to speak, or are you too excited to speak?"

"...Of course I can agree to your request!"

The fox's ears trembled slightly, and the joy made almost every pore of his body comfortable. The attendant Yingzhai patted the cruel little girl's head and said gently: "Please forgive me for not wanting you to agree to this request. In fact, I just proposed such an excessive condition to test your determination."

Keqing's dim eyes suddenly lit up again, "Really?"

"Of course it's true. I recognize your determination!"