Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

It is quite rare to have unanimous recognition. After all, everyone's views are different, and the three views they have formed are also different. Things that some people agree on are often opposed by others.

Among those who agree or disagree, the directions they agree or disagree with are also different, which will also cause friction and targeting, but they are relatively mild. Of course, there will also be a small number of people who bravely stab their allies in the back and act quite extremely.

Regarding the new play of the Yun Family, most people agree with it, and the remaining few are naturally the opposing group.

The quality of this new play is naturally excellent. In addition to the participation of opera masters and bards, the Yun Family also specially invited several experts in Liyue Harbor who are well-versed in the history of the Emperor.

Among them is a new guest official of the Wangsheng Hall who has emerged in recent days and is very knowledgeable. Although this gentleman cannot be called an expert, his insights are enough to convince the other experts. Every anecdote he tells can be verified by books.

Even though this person's attitude towards the Emperor seemed a little disrespectful.

But this cannot deny the contribution of this guest gentleman to the new play.

Such a new play should have won round-the-clock applause, but humans cannot even reach unity with each other, let alone immortals and humans?

As a species different from humans, they already have some differences in their values ​​and outlook on life, and the insights brought by their long lifespan make this gap even wider.

Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun thought that the arrangement and lyrics of this new play were not bad, at least it was good enough to rank among the operas he had ever heard, and could become the emperor's favorite opera.

The opera artist dressed as the emperor was indeed very skilled in his movements and never made a mistake. But unfortunately he lacked some dignity and could not muster the demeanor of an emperor.

Facing the demanding Master Lishui Dieshan, Zhongli advised him kindly: "Mr. Jiehu, opera is like this, more movement and more singing. The movements as you said are too slow. If you pursue it blindly, I am afraid it will lose the charm of the opera itself."

"Mr. Zhongli, I see that your words and actions are quite elegant. I think you are also a great scholar in Liyue Port. But your words are too unreasonable. Based on my many years of experience, this 'Emperor's' flexible and dynamic movements are unfashionable."

True Lord Lishui Dieshan patted his chest with a solemn oath, stretched out his foot to kick the absent-minded True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang, and waved his hand: "I am not good at talking, and I can't talk about good and bad in detail, but my friend agrees with me, and he will definitely be able to explain it clearly."

"I always feel that the current situation is not good...ah, you mean the new play just now?"

True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang looked up in confusion, glanced at the stage where the music had dispersed and the crowd had left, and was silent for a long while before carefully replying, "Based on my years of experience, it would be best if this matter is handed over to you, Jie Hu."

"I'm not good with words."

“I’m not good at speaking either.”

The two immortals looked at each other. Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun gritted his teeth and waved his sleeves: "Okay, Mr. Zhongli, I will have a good talk with you today. What is wrong with this new play and what needs to be improved."

"I would like to state here that I am only judging based on the experience of the audience."

"First, although the makeup of the actor who plays the wind god Barbatos in this new play is well done, he has an unchangeable disadvantage. The oil he sings should have a Mondstadt accent, so that it can better match the bard's playing."

"it is good!"

"Secondly, the fusion of opera and bards' performances is good, and it also allows the audience to watch a more novel opera. I think that many people do not accept such a novel and changed tradition. They applaud it purely because it is an opera praising the emperor."

"it is good!!"

"Third, as the saying goes, it's hard to please everyone. The bard's playing this time was just a sideshow, and the wind god Barbatos' actions and words were a bit too frivolous. If the people of Mond knew about this, I'm afraid there would be a commotion and some impact."

"it is good!!!"

"Fourth, I've said before that I'm just a listener. I don't really know anything about creation and opera. I don't even know the rules and traditions of opera, so if there are any mistakes, please don't come to me."

"good!!!!"

Blowing on his slightly red palms, the samurai Sakurasai, who played two roles, breathed a sigh of relief when the exciting performance stopped, and picked up the tea in front of him to moisten his dry throat.

He smiled politely: "No need to thank me, I'm just a kind person passing by. As for who will be responsible if there is any problem next, you have to discuss it among yourselves."

"Three young people who look a bit old, I advise you based on my experience. Don't be too angry when talking. Speak slowly and discuss things well. You can solve the problem in a more gentle way."

Holding the teapot slowly and leisurely, the attendant god Yingzhai jumped off the stool and returned to his seat, and was replaced by Zhenjun Liuyunjiefeng.

"Even though I don't like these two guys right now, I have to agree... What's your name now?"

"Take the hu tablet, Hou Zhang."

"Well, what Jie Hu said does make sense. The opera master on the stage just now has good skills, but he is not good enough to interpret the style of the emperor."

"I am Zhongli, a guest of the Wangsheng Hall. May I know who this is?" Zhongli was as well-mannered as he appeared to be. Even when facing a stranger with bad intentions, he remained calm and composed.

"My name is not important. What is important is that I want to have a good discussion with you now. So let's talk about what the demeanor of an emperor is and how to show it."

True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng snorted coldly: "You can refute it, but as far as I'm concerned, you can't beat me in terms of understanding of the Emperor."

"Oh, I will certainly be willing to learn from you."

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True Lord Lishui Dieshan and True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang took the opportunity to move their positions. With Liuyun's immortal power attached to them, they could have just quietly eliminated it and run away. However, Liuyun psychologically sacrificed his own energy for this.

If it is forcibly eliminated, it might hurt Liu Yun's spirit, and he might have to stay in the cave for a few years to recuperate.

In this case, how dare the True Lord Lishui Dieshan and the True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang act rashly?

Since they could be found at any time, the so-called relocation of the two immortals was just to move a little further away when Liu Yun had no time to take care of them, so as to avoid verbal attacks from Liu Yun while he was discussing Taoism.

True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang frowned: "My premonition was right, the trouble is all because of this little fox... Ganyu, how come you have so much free time today? Now you can call me Hou Zhang, Lishui is Jie Hu."

"The True Lord has asked for leave for me. Would you like light tea or strong tea?"

"I'm used to light flavors in the mountains, so it's nice to have something stronger now."

Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun looked at Yingzhai, the attendant god who was having morning tea opposite him with a bright smile, and asked, "Since you know our identities, why do you still dare to play around like that? Aren't you afraid and awed in your heart?"

"Not afraid."

"Why aren't you afraid?"

"Of course it's because your anecdotes have worn away your dignity."

The attendant Yingzhai pointed to the side, his face serious: "There is another reason, that is that old man Zhongli. When I first met him, I felt something was wrong. My intuition told me that I would have a lot of fun with him."

"He is just an ordinary person, what's so surprising about that?"

"Hmph~ Then don't be afraid when I tell you my guess."

"Speak up."

"You really think you won't be afraid?"

"That's natural."

"Why do you think so?"

"Nothing has ever scared me."

If I am frightened by the guesswork of a four-year-old little fox like you, then what is the use of my thousand years of cultivation?

The True Lord of Lishui and Dieshan looked proud.