Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Sakura, why are you unhappy?"

Handing the menu back to the waiter, Ganyu looked with amusement at the samurai Yingzai who was lying dejectedly on the table next to him with his fox ears limp and without motivation, and reached out to poke his limp ears.

"There's nothing I can do about it. I don't carry it with me often, so of course I keep it at home. Who would have thought that there would be an explosion today?" Ganyu comforted gently.

"Poor little Sakura, unfortunately, was deceived by the bad aunt, and was so confused that he completely lost his self-esteem, allowing the bad aunt to play with him easily."

"How could I play with you in the palm of my hand?" Ganyu retorted in a low voice.

Fiddled with the ceramic teacup in front of him, the attendant Yingzhai's eyes were dazed, and he muttered incomprehensible words. He thought that there was a rare and precious treasure in front of him, but he didn't cherish it and missed it. He could only regret it afterwards...

"If there is a next time, I will never play a prank on Aunt Ganyu. I will tell Zhenbao that I love you. If there is a time limit for this love, then I hope you can always be useful to Yae Shenzi! My love will also last that long."

"Alright, it's just a recording of Yae Shinko acting like a spoiled child. I'll go back and look for the other two old guys to see if they have it."

Retracting his gaze from the painting in the middle of the teahouse that was said to be written by Emperor Yan himself, True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng drank the rather good tea in his cup, waved his hand, and said calmly:

"Those two old guys are not as good at socializing and getting along with others as I am. The relationship between Yae Shinko and them is a little shallow. Maybe they still have that recording in their hands. Don't be discouraged again."

The newly revived Samurai Sakusai did not hesitate to praise:

"Grandma Liuyun, you are indeed an immortal who saves the world. I feel that you are now emitting a dazzling light of compassion. Ah~ Your nature does not increase or decrease, your heart is not pure or dirty, you do nothing and have no rules, you are a free and easy immortal. If you want to ask the most outstanding person in the immortal family, it must be the Lord of Liuyun Borrowing Wind. Liumen!"

"Well, Moon-cutting and Water-regulating have many abilities, but I am the best among all the immortals. Speaking of this, I have to talk about the Immortal Gathering that was held in recent years. When was it..."

"Master, keep your voice down."

"Don't worry, Ganyu. No one else can hear what I'm saying right now."

Master Liuyun Jiefeng waved his hand nonchalantly and said proudly:

"That was when we were considering the moon. Suddenly, an immortal first looked at who had fished out the most real moon. He used the technique of talismans and magic arrays to collect the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to form the moon. He then used the method of water mirror to cut the moon and scoop up the reflection of the moonlight in the lake."

"And I happened to have created a new type of mechanism at that time, which could collect the best materials on its own, and with the help of the formations engraved on the mechanism, I could create a perfect and realistic moon."

"Although there were a few minor problems during the process, and I accidentally treated the Emperor... in other words, I treated someone who was not a good material as the best material, but it can still be used after a slight modification. This minor problem is not surprising."

Master Liuyunjiefeng suddenly mumbled a few words, thinking of the farce at that time. He didn't want to describe it too much, so he announced the result concisely and clearly:

"In the end, I naturally won the game. There was nothing I could do. I had everything going for me. They were just a little bit less lucky, so naturally they couldn't beat me."

How could that be a small accident? The machine insisted on grabbing the Emperor and stuffing Him into the interior for production, especially when you, Liuyun Zhenjun, arranged a voice to encourage the atmosphere. The scene at that time was simply a mess.

——Ganyu remembered that it was because of this accident that Zhenjun did not make any simple intelligent mechanisms for several years afterwards.

Well, it sounds like it was quite a lot of fun back then. It's a pity that I didn't have the honor to be there. It really is a sign of bad luck. I wonder what the Rock God's expression was at that time.

——The samurai Sakusai deeply regretted not having seen it with his own eyes.

You are so ashamed to talk about this, Liuyun, have you run out of words? And how dare you say that? The so-called "immortal" is you, you are so mean to catch us off guard.

——Master Lishui Dieshan sneered repeatedly in his heart.

Why do I feel that the person sitting at the table next to me has a very extraordinary aura, just like the ethereal immortals like us? But looking at his physique, it is really impossible to be a real mortal bloodline.

——True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang was deeply confused.

As the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest place.

Knowing that Liu Yun's anger would take a while to subside, the two of them did not immediately flee from Liyue Harbor and continue their trip together. Instead, they secretly followed them to the teahouse here, intending to take advantage of them.

Considering Liu Yun's personality of not paying too much attention to his surroundings, this move is not a sure thing, but it is a sure win.

You just have to be careful when speaking, not only to avoid being overheard by Liu Yun, but also because there was a mortal sitting next to you who was sharing the table with so many other guests. If he heard it, it would probably have quite a big impact.

Fortunately, they have spent a lot of time together, and all words can be understood by each other with just a simple look.

"Lishui, I always feel uneasy, and I always feel that the fox will be the one to suffer. You and I both know the character of the fox fairy Baichen. He always likes to watch the fun and never mind the trouble. He can be called a nuisance."

"Xie Yue, what are you worried about? You and I are dressed like mortals, how could Liu Yun notice us? This plan must be foolproof. Don't worry and enjoy the mortal's morning tea."

"Tsk, Liu Yun seems to be quite happy to be coaxed by this little fox, which is enough to prove that this fox has a deep mind at such a young age. After all, it is not in vain that his blood flows. Li Shui, we should be more careful."

"This little fox looks very sweet. Liu Yun must be so happy that he doesn't care about his surroundings anymore. It seems that you and I can rest assured now."

"Today, the Yun Family Troupe will present a new play. Is that why you two gentlemen are here?"

He handed the menu in his hand to True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang, and the mortal sharing the table smiled and said, "I am Zhongli, a guest of the Wangsheng Hall. What should I address you two?"

"Just call me Hou Zhang." True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang was quite proficient in divination, so he still cared about the inexplicable premonition in his heart. He ordered no intention of eating and gave the menu to Lishui.

"My name is Jie Hu, which is a little hard to pronounce."

Zhenjun Lishui Dieshan flipped through the thin menu of only a few pages in his hand, and felt that the businessmen in Liyue Port were becoming more and more savvy, and even provided special pictures for each dish.

"I wonder what the new play is today?"

"I heard that it was adapted from a story that the Emperor had told. It was the first meeting with the wind god Barbatos. The Yun family also specially invited a famous bard from Mondstadt. It was said that he was the runner-up in this year's bard competition."

"How exactly?"

"Mr. Jie Hu, this is really a difficult situation for me. The new play represents operas that have not been performed yet, so how can I inform you in advance? But please rest assured, Mr. Jie Hu, I can guarantee that the quality of the new play is good."

"Hmph~ I hope I didn't degrade the Emperor's image."

Zhongli smiled and said, "Please rest assured, Mr. Jie Hu. Who in Liyue doesn't worship the Emperor? If a play involves the Emperor, then we must invite the best opera singers to sing. If someone performs on stage and sings in a weird way, they will definitely be criticized."

Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun frowned, "Other operas that don't sound right won't be criticized?"

"It's more tolerant than the Emperor's play after all."

"How can this be done? We have to treat all plays equally. If we are strict only with plays involving the Emperor, but lenient with other plays, isn't this just ranking the plays in a different order? If this continues, how will Liyue's interests develop in the long run? I don't think the Emperor would be happy if he knew."

The Emperor often likes to listen to operas. There are many legends about this circulating to date. These mortals must have heard of them, but if they only think about praising the Emperor and don't study other operas, the Emperor will definitely sigh.

Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun planned to appreciate the new play carefully and then listen to other plays.

"Mr. Jie Hu's words make sense. I am grateful for your advice."