Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Haha, I wonder what the two of you are doing here today? You two old guys have sworn brotherhood and traveled together, but you have never been here before."

"Ahem... Ge Chen, how can we go out for a trip? We are just going out to inspect Liyue and see the scenery. With you here in Liyue Harbor, we are assured and will naturally go to other places to observe."

"The demon god of the past is still wreaking havoc a thousand years later. How can we stay in the cave peacefully? Ge Chen, please stop talking nonsense. How can we travel together?"

True Lord Xue Yue Zhu Yang and True Lord Li Shui Die Shan spoke out in rebuttal, and their meager immortal power spread out and condensed to form a barrier to weaken the existence of this place. The two immortals looked at each other and lowered their voices guiltily.

The kind-looking old man poured out three cups of fragrant tea, shook his head and said with a smile: "I flew towards Liuyun with great momentum last night. I'm afraid you two have kept too much from her and made her angry."

True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang quickly explained: "Liuyun usually concentrates on studying mechanical arts and even neglects her three meals a day. The two of us know that Eliminating Demons and Defending Dao is not to her liking, and we are afraid of disturbing her during the critical period of mechanical research, so we kept quiet."

Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun echoed, "Liuyun often travels alone, and the two of us have no objection to this. We have been living like this for a thousand years, so why would we have any grudges now?"

"Ge Chen, you should understand the friendship among the immortals."

"Of course I know. After all, I am one of them. It's a pity that I was just joking, but you took it seriously. You looked so flustered and nervous. It seems that you really made Liu Yun angry."

Tasting the flavor of the new tea that was just released this year, Grandma Ping's eyes moved between the two fairies in front of her with a smile, and she said calmly: "Why don't you tell me so that I can see if I can help. Maybe Liuyun was just angry for a moment and has calmed down by now."

"Well, there was indeed a small accident."

As a member of the immortal family, Master Xueyue Zhuyang felt that his heartbeat was a little faster today. This abnormality made him a little alert. He observed for a long time before he dared to say in a low voice:

"I went to look for Li Shui a while ago. He was fiddling with his flowers at the time. He hurried over when I called him. Unexpectedly, he didn't put the flowers away properly. Afterwards, they were blown away by the strong wind and fell near the entrance of the cave. Liu Yun happened to step on them unfortunately."

"Don't shirk responsibility. If you hadn't called me so urgently, how could I have been so careless? Ge Chen, this is actually not a big deal. My objects that have been enchanted with the magic of drawing and locking will not cause any harm to Liu Yun."

Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun made a bitter face and complained:

"But when we returned this morning, we found some broken parts of the mechanism left at the entrance of my cave. Now it seems that Liuyun was frightened and the mechanisms she brought with her were damaged."

True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang sighed:

"At first, I suddenly felt something was wrong. I figured Liuyun had improved his cooking machine again, so I thought about going out with Lishui to hide. After all, the taste was almost half as good as the current General Lei Dian's. I really don't want to suffer the disaster of the past."

Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun shook his head: "In order to divert her attention, Xieyue made a few more divinations and predicted that a white fox would come to Liyue Harbor in the near future. He is a sweet-talker who can make Liuyun happy."

"But I didn't expect that the hexagram left in Lishui Cave Heaven would become the key for Liuyun to step on the amber."

"Is it fate that Xueyue and I will suffer that unprovoked disaster?"

"I think you two are just worrying too much. The cooking machine you mentioned was from many years ago. Although the food made by Liuyun's cooking machine today is not divine, it still tastes good."

Grandma Ping slowly stood up, stood on the high Yujing Terrace and looked into the distance, smiling: "I remember that Liuyun just took a batch of food from me half an hour ago. Why don't you go and take a look? She rested at..."

The voice stopped abruptly, and Grandma Ping leaned forward a little and said thoughtfully: "Do you think the immortal power in Ganyu's room has increased a little?"

"Oh no, could it be that Liu Yun discovered us?"

"Lishui, don't panic. We hid it pretty well. In fact, from my point of view, it seems that Liuyun didn't notice the damage to his cooking machine."

"Well, that makes sense. If she noticed it, she wouldn't care about the hexagram left behind and would just go back to the cave to repair it... wouldn't that be worse?"

"..."

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"Huh - has my cooking finally reached this level?"

Reaching out and grabbing a gear that had rolled to his feet, looking at the traces of flames on the steel gear that should have been translucent, the samurai Sakurasai raised his ash-stained face, proudly puffed out his chest, and smiled complacently.

"Just by my presence I can influence the culinary output of others. My culinary field has been formed. Even the general does not have this field. This is the pinnacle of culinary skills!"

"I have lived in this house for many years."

Seeing the house that had only been renovated and rebuilt for thirty-one years suddenly collapse, Gan Yu said thankfully: "Fortunately, the Master reacted in time and did not let the explosion spread and cause injuries to others, otherwise it would have been terrible."

"This Immortal... my cooking machine! It must have been damaged by those prison-locking thugs. I must have a good talk with those two old guys this time."

The explosion attracted a lot of Qianyan soldiers and people who were patrolling nearby. Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng, who had transformed into a human form to hide himself from the public, silently watched his broken heart and blood. Suddenly he raised his head and looked towards the top of Yujingtai. At the moment of the explosion, two breaths of immortal power leaked from there.

She was so familiar with these two auras. They had been together for thousands of years. No matter how you change your disguised auras, their essence cannot change.

"Grandma Liuyun, anger is harmful to your health. You must take care of yourself."

He wiped the dust off his face with a wet towel, ignored the exposed water pipe beside him, poured the water in the basin into the sink that was broken in two, sent a caring greeting to the angry old man, and the servant god Yingsai took out a cup to collect the water.

"I understand the pain of having the mechanism that I worked so hard to create damaged. When I was young, I was also heartbroken when I learned from Alice that I had been tricked into causing trouble for the general by a scam full of loopholes."

After all, he was young and had little experience, and had not been exposed to much knowledge about the Seven Gods, so he was deceived by stories like the one about the chef and the general.

"cheers!"

Raising a glass to his innocent past self, the samurai Sakurasai spat out the water in his mouth that was stained with toothpaste foam.

"You idiot, bah~"

Very good! I should be like this now, and not let my future self look down on me.

"…It was just an accident, not an attack. Please come over. I will ask the decoration team to come over later."

After answering Qianyan Army's questions, Ganyu carefully avoided the sharp debris and returned to the house without walls.

"Master, it looks like we have to eat breakfast outside today."

"This is... my fault. I should have carefully checked the cooking machine before starting it. If I had noticed the damage, it wouldn't have been so damaged. It's a pity that your first day of vacation didn't start well, Ganyu."

"I learned from Yingzhai that you, Zhenjun, asked for leave for me, but what does the first day mean?" Ganyu was stunned when he heard this and asked carefully.

"Didn't Yaejinko ask you to take care of Yingzai? If you continue to live according to the previous schedule, I'm afraid Yingzai will have to take care of your daily life."

Master Liuyun Jiefeng glanced at him and said, "Do you want me to take care of him? This child is naughty and active. He can't stay in the quiet mountains for long. Liyue Port is too lively and he doesn't want to stay here for long. So naturally I want you to do it yourself. It's a good opportunity for you to take more rest during this period."

"Well...work..."

"Why would Aunt Ganyu be unhappy?"