Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Chirp—"

Wendy sneezed loudly and rubbed her slightly itchy nose, looking a little surprised: "I always feel like there is a stupid guy talking about me behind my back... Is it you, Kaia?"

"I just walked around behind you when I was pouring the wine just now. Instead of blaming me, you should think about your enemies."

Kaia said meaningfully: "Or maybe some hard-working members of the Knights. How could there be a god like you who often disappears and doesn't manage the country?"

You're talking nonsense. There's a Liyue version of Barbatos next door, and... Wendy crossed her arms and snorted coldly, "Is Xumi's little auspicious grass king more excessive than me? Besides her, there's another one who's even more excessive."

Baalzebub, who hid away secretly and left only a puppet to handle government affairs, is obviously even lazier than me!

I'll go check on Inazuma after a while. It's not easy to persuade that wooden-headed guy. Let's see if the little fox needs Tevarin's help in any way.

"Chirp—"

"Is someone talking about me behind my back?...It must be you, Barbatos!"

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"Little Auspicious Grass King... your evaluation is a little inaccurate. She didn't want to disappear on her own. Before she fully grew up and took control of her own power, a generation of sages used the device left by the Great Compassion Tree King to seal her in the Pure Good Palace."

"Oh? The sage of Xumi is so bold?" A trace of unfriendly light flowed through her eyes. Lei Dianying secretly wondered how much inheritance the Great Compassion Tree King left to the Church of the Lord, and how many times these inheritance would be enough for her to chop.

Even if it was just because of their past friendship, she could not tolerate the successor of the Great Compassionate Tree King being treated like this. What's more, the Grass God has a heavy responsibility and is responsible for protecting the World Tree.

The World Tree is closely related to Teyvat. If anything goes wrong, it will be a disaster for the entire world. Even Eternity cannot escape the disaster of the world. How can such an important matter be treated so lightly?

"Yingzhai, you handle my official duties as usual these few days. Tomorrow I will take some time to go to Xumi and discuss the matter of imprisoning gods with those sages."

I don't know whether the sword of the teaching house is sharp.

"Don't do everything with violence. It's a good idea to bypass your instincts and even think with a wooden head!" The attendant god Yingzhai said bluntly: "The root cause of this matter is not the sages who imprisoned the gods, but the gods' internal consumption."

"Nashida believed that she was not recognized by the people and was not worthy of the responsibility of a god. It happened that the World Tree had a problem, so she simply stayed in the Jingshan Palace for hundreds of years, looking for a solution to the problem."

"Stupid. How can you gain the public's approval if you don't show up in front of them?"

"The Goddess of Wisdom's little head is sometimes very dull, and she won't listen to words like this."

"You'll learn it by fighting once you're beaten." Lei Dianying's warrior thinking is quite pure. The idea of ​​Inazuma warriors communicating friendship with swords came from her, and she has great faith in this principle.

Rather than persuading with gentle whispers, it is better to have a direct confrontation, which is more effective than persuasion with words.

If her sister hadn't stopped her from beating Orobas half to death and warned her in advance, how could this stupid guy have the energy to rummage around? The so-called King of Dongshan is no more ambitious than a pirate.

The attendant god Yingzhai said righteously: "So I thought to start from the root. If the people recognize her, won't she be able to untie the knot in her heart? So I founded the White Lotus Sect, which is dedicated to spreading the faith of the God of Wisdom."

"And do some rebellious activities..."

"As it should be. The moment the Council of Churches imprisoned the gods, it became a thoroughly rebellious organization. Since the White Lotus believes in the Little Auspicious Grass King, it is their natural responsibility to restore order and purge the emperor's side." Lei Dianying nodded approvingly.

After all, he is the descendant of Baichen Fox Fairy. Maybe he is not very serious in his behavior, but he is still reliable in serious matters. If we continue to persuade him with words, it will be a disadvantage. This is better than using force.

"Then Nashida fell into a deeper dead end. She thought she couldn't gain the approval of the people without doing anything. By the way, she didn't agree with the plan I made. She thought it was too radical and could be handled in a softer way."

"But the gentle approach would take too long, and she disagreed with a conservative proposal made by the followers..."

"If you are indecisive, it is better to use force."

Lei Dian didn't expect that the little auspicious grass king was so unteachable.

"But what exactly is the plan you made?"

"Attack the House of Lords and capture the four sages who rebelled. Behead them in public."

Lei Yingdian commented: "This is not extreme. Imprisoning gods naturally requires severe punishment. So what is the more conservative proposal?"

The attendant god Yingsai said in an excited voice: "Attack the Church Order, arrest the four sages who rebelled, and all the descendants of the sages in the past five hundred years. They have benefited from their ancestors' imprisonment of the gods, so they must not be let off, and all must be sentenced to death!"

"..."

This is clearly too radical... Lei Dianying changed the subject and asked, "So what is your relationship with Little Jixiang Grass King now?"

"Just because she disagrees doesn't mean I have to listen to her. Just because the White Lotus Sect believes in the Little Auspicious Grass King doesn't mean the people who lead the White Lotus Sect need to believe in the Little Auspicious Grass King. Of course, we should do whatever we have to do."

"Unfortunately, the Faithful Court has the support of the Fatui. It is not easy for the locals of Xumi to fight their way up. As a follower of the gods, I cannot intervene directly. I can only train as many talents as possible."

"As for Little Auspicious Grass King, what is his opinion now?"

The fox's tail swayed gently, and the attendant Sakurasai shifted his gaze slightly to the side and whispered softly:

"To be honest, I unilaterally blocked Little Auspicious Grass King's communications ten years ago. I usually let Ah Nin chat with her, and the actions of the White Lotus Cult were all false oracles. I don't know what she is thinking now."

"So what you said until now is what Little Auspicious Grass King thought ten years ago?" Baichen Fox Fairy is reliable in serious matters, but it seems that he is not too reliable. Lei Dianying said lightly: "I remember that you have been in Xumi for only eleven years."

In one year, you founded the White Lotus Sect, came into contact with the imprisoned Nashida, and began to discuss the situation of Xumi with her...

"I think her thoughts now are exactly the same as they were ten years ago, but I can still provide some valuable information! That is, the little Lucky Grass King has become a pervert after hundreds of years of imprisonment."

The attendant Yingzhai said confidently: "No one usually communicates with her, but if someone appears and opens his heart to communicate with her, the situation will not be good. She definitely has a strong possessive desire for me!"

"When I was in Xumi, I often had nightmares because of her. Lord Baalzebub, you must be aware of the authority of the Grass God. This is her harassment of me! The five-hundred-year-old loli has long become a lunatic..."

thump—

The attendant god Yingsai suddenly felt dizzy.

Lightning Eyes withdrew his hand as if nothing had happened, and moved his sleeves slightly, saying: "Instead of keeping my spirit in your body as a sparring partner, why not let me fight you with real swords and guns?"

"Lord Baalzebub, I'll eat the last piece of dessert first... Eh? Could it be that the dessert was really eaten by some powerful purple mouse?"

"Let's go to the martial arts arena." Lei Dianying had no idea what the powerful purple mouse he was talking about.

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"Good fight!"

It is not an exaggeration to say that there is a grass god living in the head. A wisp of spirit from the 500-year-old loli is observing the outside world in the spiritual space. Two white little feet are sitting on the swing and gently swinging, as if in an active mood.

"Senior Baalzebub, you have no idea how absurd this fox form is."

"I know, this is my family's Baichen Fox Fairy." Standing beside Nashida, he glanced at her with his lightning eyes and said seriously.

"Senior, you don't really believe what he said, do you? Keeping a fox like this around is undoubtedly tormenting people. It's just that you have been raising foxes for thousands of years and have already gotten used to it." Nashida sighed softly.

"No matter how many good qualities he has, they can't cover up his bad nature. I think he is probably the worst follower among all Watts. It's only because of you, Senior, that I accepted him. If it were me, I would have kicked him out long ago."

"You used honorifics when you spoke earlier."

"..."

Nashida asked obediently with a little confusion: "Senior, I wonder why you are in the mind space of this fox? It's okay for me, but as his direct subordinate god, he shouldn't be so bold."

"You don't know Baichen well enough. They are just so bold. Don't be surprised by this."