Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Get up, get dressed, wash up...

General Lei Dian, who always woke up on time, did not step out of the room immediately after completing the preparations. She stood at the door and watched silently for a moment, then suddenly turned around and came to the floor-length mirror.

Unbuttoning the belt around his waist which was no different from usual, General Lei Dian lowered his head and lifted the corner of his clothes, stroking his slightly bulging belly with his palm. His fair and delicate skin shone with a warm jade-like light under the morning light.

"It's a little weird."

General Lei Dian frowned slightly when he found that the food he had consumed yesterday was not digested into energy as expected. He calmed down and began to examine his body. The body of the god was as healthy as usual.

But General Lei Dian understood that apparent health was ultimately false. If the body could not even digest a small matter of food into energy, then there was undoubtedly a bigger problem hiding in the dark.

General Lei Dian's heart trembled.

As the saying goes, by the time you find a cockroach, there are already many hiding in the room.

He put down the corner of his clothes, loosened his belt and tied it up, then knelt on the ground and thought to himself, "Inner, there is something wrong with my body. I can't figure out what the problem is. Do I need to retreat and repair it?"

"..."

Sitting cross-legged in the Pure Land of One Mind, Lei Dianying paused for a moment as if he was looking for a question after hearing General Lei Dian's sudden question. After a long while, he sighed and said:

"Yesterday, after the martial arts performance, Yingzhai had unpacked a lot of sweets, so he asked me to finish off a few. I'm fine, don't worry."

Lei Dianying said helplessly:

"You also know the child's temper. Even if I told him that he shouldn't eat too many desserts and that nutritious food is the right way to go, and that the former will only weaken his will, he would just pull his sleeves and beg pitifully."

"He is obviously a little fox raised by the Son of God, but his personality is more like that of the Kitsunari Palace. The Son of God and the Kitsunari Palace are slightly different. I really can't refuse his request."

Last night, at the martial arts arena.

Dots of stars dotted the sky, and the weapons placed on the weapon racks were emitting sharp cold light. The breathtaking light blended with the soft starlight, mixed with the evening breeze and blown everywhere.

"Wow--"

"Where did this cruel god come from?"

The atmosphere in the martial arts arena at this moment was not very good.

After all, foxes are different from foxes.

Some foxes, after being caught and beaten, will just swallow their anger in silence, thinking about revenge in the future. They are like poisonous snakes hiding in the shadows, making it hard to guard against them.

Some foxes, upon discovering that their snacks have been snatched away, will never swallow their loss in silence, but will burst into tears on the spot, attempting to stand on the highest moral ground and condemn those who still have a conscience.

His fingertips touched the soft corners of the mouth, and he put the leftover snacks on the lips. Looking at the white-haired fox rolling and crying in front of him, Lei Dian couldn't help but feel a little surprised, and asked in surprise:

"How am I cruel? If it were any other god, a follower with your personality would definitely think of teaching you a lesson, but I am always able to tolerate you and treat you with tolerance."

Pursing his lips and swallowing the little bit of snack residue on the tip of his tongue, Lei Dianying lowered his head and looked at the white-haired fox that was wrapping around him like a sea snake, his mood still cheerful.

"Be careful." She also kindly reminded the servant Sakurasai, who was now having some difficulty in moving, that he had used a little more force with the wooden sword in his hand.

But the results were pretty good.

The samurai god Sakurasai, who had been away for a long time, did not put down his martial arts, nor did he learn from Yae Shinko. He just perfunctorily practiced a dance that did not belong to any country.

Although his martial arts skills can only be regarded as the level of a human swordsman, but considering his age and the fact that the training of monsters only takes up most of the time, such a result is more than enough to satisfy her.

"Woooooooo..."

The two soft front paws were tightly pressed against Lei Dianying's wrist, and the sharp claws stretched out to poke the seemingly fragile skin. A faint green light flashed in the fox eyes of the servant god Yingsai.

"Don't you have any sense of shame at all? Do you know what you just did? You robbed the innocent, pitiful, simple, kind, and friendly little fox of his spiritual comfort after being beaten."

"This kind of thing..."

"Even if Barbatos heard this, he would say he couldn't do it. You're going too far!"

The samurai Sakurasai issued a rebuke that sounded quite harsh.

"That won't happen." Lei Dianying explained softly, "You underestimate Barbatos. As the founder of the country of freedom, he is undoubtedly abiding by the true free will."

"You overestimated Barbatos. He has no interest in desserts and would never do anything to snatch a young fox."

"..."

"I'm doing this for your own good. Desserts are fine for leisure time, but you must not eat too much at one time. The sweet taste will undoubtedly erode your will."

Lei Dianying straightened his expression and explained righteously, "Besides, eating too many desserts at night is not healthy. I would rather you learn from Shen Zi and secretly eat fried tofu in bed. It's better than desserts."

"But you can't eat that much!" The white-haired fox tugged at Lei Dianying's sleeve pitifully, tears flashing in the corners of his eyes, "I took it out to eat with tea! Isn't bitter tea with a hint of sweetness the best match for snacks?"

"But just when I was eating and drinking tea, a box of dessert disappeared. Wow... I suffered a heavy loss tonight. Fortunately, I recorded it all."

The mournful cries suddenly stopped, and were replaced by a laugh that was even colder than the cold front, as if the cotton-like fox ears were raised high, and a proud light was flashing in the clear fox eyes.

The attendant Yingsai laughed and said in authentic Inazuma language, "Dear Lord Ying, I don't think you would want to see the scene of snatching snacks from your family members fall into the hands of Barbatos, right?"

The absolutely upright white fox with the flag of the castle tower began to threaten the god in front of him.

His fingertips gently touched the center of the white-haired fox's eyebrows, and a faint smile spread across Lei Dianying's face.

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"I feel like I've been cheated. How could Yae Shinko be so kind to take us to the hot springs? She was clearly looking for a labor force to clean up the mess."

"Yes, find two!"

"I think it is one."

With great effort, he threw the person in his arms onto the bed, picked up the teacup on the bedside table and took a big sip of water. He looked out the window at the sky which was slightly shimmering with a hazy white light. The sweat oozing from his forehead was now extremely cold.

It was indeed very comfortable to soak in the hot spring, but unfortunately this comfort did not last long. After Yae Shinko's wine came up, everything changed drastically.

Yaesugi drank one cup after another, and when she was tired she suddenly burst into tears. She rolled back and forth at the bottom of the hot spring, with her fox tail exposed. She looked extremely miserable.

Paimon put his hands on his hips and rolled his eyes: "If you don't know, you might think that Yae Shinko was dumped, but how is this possible?"

"As the chief priest of Narukami Taisha Shrine and a dependent of General Raiden, I don't think anyone has the courage to get rid of her. It's obvious that she is only widowed, not divorced." Touching his hair that was sticky with wine, Paimon pouted with a distressed look on his face.

Ying couldn't help but admire, "Just by looking at the way she was crying, I could already imagine that the lover that Yae Shinko deeply loved abandoned her to find a new lover... There are indeed not many Inazuma who dare to abandon her."

The sound of warm breath was so close that Ying narrowed her eyes and questioned, "No matter how you think about it, there are only two of them, one is the Thunder General and the other is the Attendant God Yingsai. Don't you have anything to say?"

"You know me. Yae Shenzi and I are absolutely opposite heretics. From the moment I found out that she likes to eat fried tofu..."

"Of course I know it's impossible for you, but why can't you show a little fear? Since it's impossible for you, then no matter how absurd the final truth is, there is only one."

Suppressing Paimao who was trying to deduce with his detective hat on, Ying snorted and said, "The only one who could make Yae Shinko so sad is General Raiden, so why didn't you just tell the truth in a panic?"

"Paimon is also curious." Paimon's eyes sparkled.