Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

The mind was tortured, and the body was tortured as well.

The intolerable servant god Sakurasai finally opened his eyes, and the first thing that caught his eye was Yae Shinto with a playful smile. Since he was not a good person, he naturally didn't need to be polite.

The samurai Sakurasai grabbed the soft waist in front of him and slammed into it.

"Oh my~ You kid, you want to be hugged by sister Yae as soon as you open your eyes? You are as clingy as ever. You look like you are still in your infancy." The figure suddenly turned into a bubble, and Yae Shenzi, who reappeared beside the bed, rubbed the fox ears and said with emotion:

"Of course~ In Sister Yae's mind, you have always been the little fox who only knows how to play, so Sister doesn't hate your clinginess~ Next time if you need to do something tiring, you can ask Sister for help."

"That's obviously misleading!" Paimon put his hands on his hips and stamped his feet, instigating, "Traveler, she's teasing your man right in front of you! Can you tolerate it? Of course not!"

"I really can't stand it!" Ying nodded thoughtfully and said, "Paimeng, she flirted with your food fund provider right in front of you! Can you stand it? Of course not! Go up and teach her a lesson."

"...The flowers on the balcony are so beautiful. I wonder when the cherry blossoms will bloom. I heard that the cherry blossoms here are very beautiful." Looking at the empty balcony, Paimon muttered to himself.

"Heh~"

With a sneer, Ying moved closer and asked, "Are you having a nightmare?"

"This isn't Mount Sumeru... Why is there a hole in the wall? I didn't plant bombs in the walls around Yae Shinko's room." His head wasn't as fuzzy as before. The attendant god Yingsai shook it vigorously, a little confused: "You did it?"

"I don't know which one you are asking about, Sister Yae. If you are asking about the wall, then it is definitely not my house. Don't you know your sister Yae? She is kind and innocent, and she can't even bear to hurt mosquitoes."

Putting his hand into the fox's tail and feeling it, the attendant Yingsai gritted his teeth and said, "Considering that you made up for my mental fatigue, I can ignore the fact that you swallowed the Tuanque... and the fact that you used up those two leaves."

No wonder my head feels like it has sprouted, as if a grass god has grown out of it. How did the Eightfold God Child get hold of those things? I clearly set up special protection, only the blood of the White Fox Fairy...

Damn it! I actually forgot that although Yae Shenzi is a very strange pink-haired fox, she also has the blood of Baichen Fox Fairy flowing in her body.

"What do you mean by ignoring? I'm obviously doing this for your own good."

"From your point of view, this is for my own good, but from my point of view, this is obviously not the case. After all, there is a more effective potion on the other side. Don't tell me you will take the wrong thing in the cave!"

"...The sky looks good tonight, and I suddenly want to take a hot spring bath. Is there anyone who wants to join me?" Yae Shinko, who definitely did not use the wrong thing on purpose, stood up lightly and asked with interest:

"Do you want to go to the hot springs with me? Inazuma Onsen originally originated from Nata, which is a hot spring town, but later it developed different characteristics. After all, the situation in each country is different."

"Where can we go to soak in the hot springs so late?"

"The Imperial Bath Commissioner is in the shogunate, so he can't go far."

"Go ahead. The Yuyufuxing Hot Spring is pretty good. I also soak there in my spare time to relieve my body's fatigue. Yae Shenzi is often there. She will take you to experience a comfortable hot spring trip."

Slowly pacing into the room, General Raiden said in a cold tone: "But remember not to tease the staff there like Yae Shinko did, and don't jump in with a lot of foxes."

"Hmm~ It's obviously not suitable to rest next to the idiot fox now. It would be nice to take a hot spring bath." Adjusting the safety helmet on his head, Ying subconsciously began to recall where the fox was.

"There are no foxes in the city. Those little guys only like to be in the wild. But if you're lucky, you might be able to catch a fat kitten. Little Sala is definitely the hero of the kitten's survival."

Yae Kamiko said pointedly: "She is obviously the general of the shogunate, but she always sneaks around to see the kitten with a bowl of cat food. The cat food in the bowl always pops out. I saw it many times, but she thought no one else noticed."

"Son of God..."

Staring at Yae Miko's back, the samurai Sakurasai said stingily, "If the official business of Narugami Taisha appears during the official business of the castle tower tomorrow, I can pretend not to see it, but only tomorrow."

Yae Shinko's eyes lit up.

In fact, the official business mixed into the castle tower today was the business that should have been handled by Naruto Taisha Shrine half a month ago. After all, she had never paid much attention to these things and would usually delay them for a while.

"Hehe~ You are a stingy child, but since you rarely thank Sister Yae, I can ignore your stinginess."

"Yae-sister is the best!" The samurai Sakurasai clapped his hands in delight. "I think even the old people who can still swallow their anger when they find that their beloved is meeting a newcomer don't have a better personality than Yae-sister."

'click--'

"I seemed to hear the sound of teeth breaking." Ying suddenly became alert.

Yae Shenzi smiled and said, "Of course, Sister Yae is the person with the best personality in the world, so you must not let Sister Yae down."

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"The Goddess should know that I am active in the outside world. She obviously deliberately used the two leaves in your mouth, but I also use this to confirm that my spirit is here with you."

There was a more lively look in Jiang Zi's eyes, and his usually cold voice became softer. He pursed his lips and refused the dessert that was handed to him. The slowly rising mist from the hot tea seemed to blur his vision.

Baalzebub asked, "Why do you want to block my spirit?"

"Really? I only know that I found a sparring partner for sword practice... Hehe~ Lord Baalzebub, we don't need to care about these trivial matters, why don't we talk about other important matters!"

"..."

After looking at the Attendant God Yingsai for a while, Baalzebub continued to ask: "What happened to Morax's departure? He left the throne of the Stone Ruler, but I can sense that his authority is still in his hands."

For the first generation of gods, the throne does not represent authority. It is not that the victor can control the elemental authority, but the elemental authority controlled by the victor becomes the most basic rule of Teyvat.

If Osel had become the winner of the Liyue region, the current Rock Kingdom should be called the Sea Kingdom, and the current Eye of the Rock God should be replaced by the Eye of the Sea God.

"It's nothing serious. One day when he was walking on the dock, he heard about retirement, and then he also had the idea of ​​retiring. That's it."

"So Easy?"

"Of course it's that simple. If you, Lord Baalzebub, really can't accept it, you can replace Morax in this matter with Barbatos..."

"I see." Baalzebub raised his chin concisely and clearly, and remained silent for a while. After a long time, Lei Dianying continued to ask: "What is the matter with Funina you mentioned? I don't think you can contact the gods of Fontaine in Xumi."

"That's exactly what happened. I've been traveling around and having fun all these years, and I happened to meet Funina on an ordinary night. She was feeling a little stressed at the time, and I'm best at helping people relieve stress!"

The tea alleviated the sweetness of the cake. He leisurely turned the plate with only one cake left and said calmly:

"She's very cute and sometimes she's quite noisy. She's a great girl, but she's been busy in the desert in recent years and hasn't been to Fontaine for a long time."

"She is the goddess of Fontaine after all. I think this will be a little difficult..."

"The Fontaine is managed by a water dragon king named Navilette."

"Oh~ Fontaine version of Barbatos, it seems that this can reduce a lot of difficulty, but even the Fontaine version of Barbatos is a god, maybe I should go to Fontaine in person to discuss your matter."

"Let's set the time after the execution of eternity. You have no shortage of time... I think you should have come into contact with the gods of Xumi? She appeared briefly back then, but soon disappeared. She seemed to be a Xumi version of Barbatos."

Lei Movie commented: "There has been no news of her taking power in all these years. Compared with Fukalos, she has more Barbatos style."

ps: I will update the page early again, a few days in advance, and I will definitely not postpone it!