Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Silence is the east wind that brings embarrassment. The stranger who tilted her head up waiting for a response but did not get the answer she wanted after waiting for a while, chose to open her eyes silently, took out the note hidden in her sleeve and took a look at it.

"The last ninja, Hayayu, calling the hidden agent White Fox, White Fox, Yae God, the best in the world, please answer the contact code, please answer the contact code."

"..."

"Let me think about what kind of food will smell good next?"

Ying quickly fanned herself with a folding fan, then sat back in her seat, pulled over a fox tail that was swaying restlessly and occasionally rubbing against her ankles, and began to recall the pig tail cooking recipes she had memorized.

In order to avoid embarrassing the person who embarrassed her, Paimon chose to lower his head and kindly not give her the embarrassing look.

She just ate two more bites of bread angrily, and was annoyed that she wanted to cover her mouth for spitting out the settings of the vernacular novel.

After the appointed time had passed and she still hadn't received the reply she wanted, Zaoyou took out another note hidden in her sleeve.

"Wanderer far from home, do you miss the red fox in the forest? I made new wine from the first cherry blossom I picked, but I often can't wait for someone to taste it with me, and the wine jar always gets old."

Scratching his face, Zaoyou felt that the content of the note was a little bit wrong. It didn't have that kind of middle school feeling and it didn't have that kind of embarrassing feeling, but being able to avoid these two things was the best thing.

"Dust and spider webs covered the wine jars. The hunting spiders hid in the dark, just like me standing in the shadows of the yard. The cool breeze brushed over my body, taking away the summer heat, but it couldn't take away the restlessness in my heart."

"Now I no longer play around and smear mud on my face. Rouge and powder always outline my thoughts and bury them in the shadows. Every year the spring breeze blows across the sea, but every year I miss the sailboat carrying you."

"You are still free and unrestrained, you are still being your own wanderer. I know that you are the thunder that the dark clouds cannot hide, and the paper sailboat that the rain cannot stop. The spring rain melts the winter snow, the autumn wind blows down the summer flowers, the summer cannot wait for the white plum blossoms, and I can never wait for you. - Missing you..."

"and many more!"

Clear beads of sweat seeped through his forehead. He hurriedly stuffed the slightly large note back into his sleeve. Zao You looked around vigilantly. His hands and feet felt cold and even a little sore.

"Why is the letter written by the young lady when she fell into a strange state in my sleeve? Shouldn't it be collected by Master Ayato? What Yaejinko gave me should be the link of the popular novel nowadays..."

"It's really the fault of Yae Shinko! Is there anyone else who can get Master Ayato's collection besides him? This is terrible. If the young lady knows about this, will Zaoyou still be able to stay by her side?"

Boundless fear appeared all around and oppressed her. Zaoyou, who was so panicked that she was muttering, tried to hold on. She patted her face with her two little hands and whispered to herself to comfort herself:

"As long as I don't say it, no one will know that this was written by the eldest lady. If it doesn't work, you can put the blame on Yae Shinko! And this is the fault of the bad fox."

"Does Yaejinko know that you disrespect her so much?"

"Of course I don't know. Zaoyou is very well behaved around her. After all, if I were to be targeted by Yae Shinko, I would have at least a week to... How do you know what Zaoyou is thinking?"

He stepped back in fear, picked the fallen leaves on his head to cover one eye, stared at his toes, and closed the other eye tightly. Zaoyou stretched out his hand and waved it forward randomly.

"As Yae Shinko said, you like to read minds without permission."

"You said it yourself."

"..."

Putting the fallen leaves of the burning incense back on his head, Zaoyou took out a piece of letter paper with a dejected look: "This is the letter that the most intelligent and beautiful Yae Gongsi asked me to deliver to Lord Quan Gongsi. In addition, there are questions that the general wants to ask."

Pulling out a scroll from his bosom, Zaoyou asked listlessly: "General asks: Yingsai, have you been bullied by some inherently evil guys outside? If you have been bullied, just write a letter to tell the most reliable Yae Shinko..."

The questioning stopped abruptly. The already listless little face became even paler after the questions were asked. Beads of sweat dripped down. Zaoyou sniffed and put away the scroll with trembling hands.

"Zaoyou remember that the problem with the scroll was not like this. Someone tampered with the scroll... It's over. Zaoyou not only exposed the young lady's little secret, but also failed to complete the task entrusted by the general..."

"I know the streets of Liyue. Do you mind a weirdo running around a cardboard box? There was a guy who was so hungry that he went to the water to catch fish. Now adding Zaoyou shouldn't be a big problem."

Wander, dear Xiao Zaoyou, your home is here. Your hometown is no longer the hometown you are familiar with. You can never go back to your hometown! Now is the time to find a second hometown.

Zaoyou waved her fist and said, "I will treat my second hometown as my own and I will protect it well!"

"Sayayu, the current last ninja, is responsible for protecting the club's magistrate, Kamisato Ayaka. She is loyal from head to toe, loves work, and enjoys labor... Yae Miko is full of nonsense."

He folded the unfolded letter paper and put it away, then stood up, took two steps forward, grabbed Zaoyou by the collar and lifted her up. He shook this little girl who seemed to have an old lion in her eyes, and the attendant Yingzhai smiled gently and said:

"Here is your letter of introduction and transfer order. You will be in charge of my side for a period of time. Don't worry. I have some impression of you. Your master once worked under me and was able to hold you in front of me and play with you."

The lion in his eyes seemed to regain his vitality, and Zaoyou raised his head expectantly: "Really?"

"Of course it's true. At that time you were crawling on the ground as fast as a rabbit."

"So I was so diligent when I was little? No wonder I always want to sleep when I grow up. When I was little, I found that all my energy was exhausted."

"Do you really believe it?"

The attendant god Yingzhai was somewhat surprised:

"You are a human, not a monster or fairy beast. How is it possible that you can run so fast at such a young age? If you could really run as fast as a rabbit, I should have prepared an exorcism ritual for you instead of just cutting a carrot into a pacifier shape to deal with you."

"No wonder Zaoyou doesn't like carrots."

As if he couldn't face the little girl's accusing gaze, the attendant Yingzhai patted her head and said, "To apologize for what happened when we were little, I will give you some convenience. I won't believe what's written in the letter of introduction. You look like a lazy person."

Zaoyou's eyes became expectant again.

"Although following me can be said to be around all year round."

Zaoyou's eyes dimmed again without permission.

"But you basically don't need to do anything except follow me, so you can hide in my tail. There's a different world there, where you can not only fish as much as you want, but also play with friends."

"Good man!" Zaoyou was so moved that her eyes were filled with tears. "No wonder the team thinks so highly of you. It turns out that you are a truly good person. Those rumors in Teyvat are really not to be believed."

"We are both foxes, but Yae Shinko is so bad and you are so kind. It turns out that foxes are different from each other!"

"Hey, little guy over there, have you forgotten that he was deliberately trying to tempt us?" someone shouted in the detention room.

"Those who spread rumors must be like these people, right? It's clearly a just punishment, but in their hearts it means something completely different. It's because there are so many of these people that rumors arise!"

"You speak so beautifully, who taught you?"

Zaoyou blinked: "Zaoyou, can you not say it?"

"Then I have to consider canceling your special treatment..."

"Before Miss Linghua sent Zaoyou to deliver the letter, she specially prepared a secret manual for me. It contains all the methods for getting along with you. The bad fox Yae Shinko has verified that it is quite effective. Master Lingren also agrees with this method. However, he strongly disagrees with the slanderous words in the book, saying that his good buddy is definitely not like that!"

After holding his breath and speaking a series of words, Zaoyou smiled flatteringly: "Can you please not cancel Zaoyou's treatment? After all, I am still a child. People of my age have grown so tall. I can't catch up even if I sleep fast enough."