Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

The samurai Sakurasai has always been generous and tolerant to those who come from afar to find him.

Not to mention that the person who came looking for him this time was a close relative of someone close to him, and was nominally affiliated with the group of ninjas that were loyal to him.

Such a loyal person would naturally be given the best treatment by the attendant god Yingsai.

She wants to slack off?

Very good, let her touch it as she pleases.

"Hey hey hey-"

The frosted moonlight illuminated a large inflatable swimming pool on the pier, where a tiny figure in a one-piece swimsuit was chasing a large, nimble fish.

Leaning back on the lounge chair, wearing sunglasses and lazily observing Zaoyou who was doing exercise to grow taller below, the samurai Yingsai bit the straw and took a sip of coconut juice: "When I heard Zaoyou mention the guy who was so hungry that he went to the sea to catch fish, I should have guessed that it was you."

"Dear Mona, long time no see~ Shouldn't you be studying astrology in your teacher's lab for free? Why are you suddenly interested in coming here? People like you are not suitable for traveling."

The attendant god Yingzhai smiled gently and said, "If one day you forget to divine a good place before you faint, then there is a high probability that you will be picked up by someone with bad intentions. For example, this time, you were almost fainted from hunger, but you still dared to jump into the sea to catch fish?"

"I was fishing in the sea for a long time and consumed too much energy, so I fainted from hunger. I didn't jump into the sea to fish because I fainted from hunger. You can't mix up the priorities."

Gently stroking her slightly bulging belly, Mona turned her head, bit the straw and drank a lot. She sighed comfortably and said with emotion:

"No wonder I divined that there was no danger in the sea before I jumped into the sea to catch fish. It turns out that there are dangerous people like you active on the shore. This is not what I call you. That old woman called you that before she threw me out of the laboratory."

Mona said a little depressedly: "Although your behavior is a bit absurd, there is no shortage of such people in the old woman's organization, and she herself is the same. How can you be dangerous?"

She didn't know what was dangerous about the fox. She only knew that the fox saved her life today and provided her with a sumptuous dinner.

"As for why I came out this time? The old woman said that she lost a very important thing in a duel with the witch Ms. Alice, so she asked me to find its successor to win it back."

"But I don't care much about this. In fact, I want to see what the successor of the famous Ms. Alice is like and what the knowledge she has learned is different from what I have learned. This can be considered a rare exchange meeting."

The attendant Sakurasai, who was Alice's student and had received a gift of the knowledge of water divination that Mona had learned, smiled and said, "It seems that you are looking forward to it. The duel between the two witch students should be very exciting."

"I just hope that Ms. Alice's students won't learn any weird knowledge. At least some orthodox knowledge like astrology and divination."

"Hey~ idiot fox, do you want to put on some sunscreen?"

The tight one-piece swimsuit outlines the beautiful figure of the thousand-year-old girl. Her fair skin absorbs the bright moonlight and emits a warm white light. After applying it herself, she casually mixes some sunscreen with the little thing that is not a problem.

She raised her head, took off her sunglasses, smiled gently, and her eyes were full of tenderness: "I don't mind providing you with a service~ Let you enjoy how soft the palm of a beautiful girl is."

"Her fate is easy to observe, which is not in line with the characteristics of outsiders. How can outsiders have a fate here? They may have their own fate seats in the sky, but their fate seats will definitely not be able to continue to light up."

Mona poked the fox's tail and said, "If fate hadn't observed that she was indeed an outsider, I would have suspected that she was a scammer."

"Ying is different. She has a unique sense of girlishness, unique cuteness, and unique thinking. She is different in every way. It is normal for her to be different among outsiders."

Allowing the traveler to apply sunscreen to his arms, the samurai Sakurasai praised sincerely.

"Hey, Zaoyou caught a fish!"

"Zaoyou is great. Let the fish go and continue catching them. Only more exercise can help you grow taller."

"...The slacking off that Zaoyou expected is totally different from this slacking off."

No wonder those rumors can be passed down for a long time. It’s not because there are many people working behind the scenes, but because they are true that they can be passed down for a long time.

Zaoyou continued chasing in the swimming pool with tears on her face.

"Just like you, Mona. Aren't you different among astrologers? You don't want to use divination to make a fortune. You just set up a stall to do divination like those rookie fortune tellers, and you even tell the results of the divination in detail."

The attendant god Yingsai said admiringly: "Even if some divination results will make customers unwilling to pay, you are very cute when you are so serious. Anyway, I like you like this."

"If it was before, I would be flustered for a while because of such words, and my face would be red, but not now. For a while before I was kicked out, the old woman went crazy for some reason. She praised me for being cute and said she liked me every now and then."

As expected of a witch from the Witch Society, although she did not tell the truth in order to train her students, she was foresighted enough to provide training in advance. I had overestimated my bottom line and my own scope... thought the samurai Sakurasai.

"If it were me now, I would still be embarrassed by such words! An old woman and the opposite sex are two completely different things, but I will never be tempted by this. The last time I saw you go home, I used the loss of the old woman's most expensive equipment to predict a little about your fate."

Mona shook her face and said, "In Liyue's words, you are destined to be in trouble."

"What about me?" Rubbing her face which was inexplicably hot, Ying asked excitedly.

"I must be the same as him, right? To be honest, I have also met many girls who are interested in me, but unfortunately I am a wanderer, a destined traveler, and I can't stay for them. This is a traveler."

"...Why don't we talk about the sudden hot atmosphere? I always feel that something is not right. Why is your neck turning red, Traveler?" Mona tactfully changed the subject.

"I don't know either. I suddenly felt a little hot. The idiot fox next to me seemed a lot more pleasing to the eye. Speaking of which, although I have been in contact with many girls, it was limited to holding hands and hugging..."

His eyes dimmed a little, and Ying lowered his head and looked at the attendant god Yingsai on the recliner, rubbing his fingers together unconsciously.

The attendant Yingzhai said calmly: "She wanted to add an itching agent to the sunscreen before, so I made a substitution. A little aphrodisiac, this is also a must-have, it is very effective for some people who are immune to all poisons but not to this kind of drug."

The hand that was applying sunscreen trembled slightly and Ying swallowed.

"There are three ways to remove the potion. The first one is self-explanatory. The second is to jump into the sea and soak for an hour. A rinse with cold water will calm you down. The third is to drink this bottle of antidote."

Ying confirmed: "The third type is a trap, and it contains aphrodisiacs. As we all know, there is no antidote for aphrodisiacs. The ones with minor effects can be removed with the second method, but the ones with medium and major effects can only be removed with the first method."

"You really are greedy for my body!... Let me ask you, what are the consequences if this thing is not removed? For example, if your life is in danger because it is not removed in time."

The attendant Yingsai glanced at Paimon, stood up and created a lightning chain between Paimon and the traveler before answering, "Of course, aphrodisiacs only have the effect of aphrodisiacs. You will be restless when you sleep at night and want to liberate yourself."

"The chains I just put on you prevent you from separating from each other. If you exceed a range of three meters, you will be forced to shrink together. Hmm~ Now it seems that there are some not-so-good consequences."

Uncorking the bottle of medicine, it smelled quite bitter, and the raw taste in the mouth drifted out. The attendant god Yingzhai smiled and shook it: "Now it's time for you to make a decision, drink the medicine or jump into the sea?"

"I can eat you... Oops! We can't put it off any longer, Paimon! Come with me and venture into the ocean!"

"Ugh?!"

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I see a lot of people ZZZ are already over 29 levels, I’m only , they level up so fast... Please collect, please urge for more updates, please urge for more updates.