Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"This person is so rude!"

"He's famous for being rude. Isn't it normal to be rude? But the guy next to him is also very rude!"

"I'm so hungry. When did the General Affairs Department stop distributing food to prisoners? Even if what we did today was a little out of line, you can't mistreat us like this!"

"Didn't you notice that there are more patrolling noises outside? Something must have happened in the General Affairs Department... But this fox in front of us is so rude! Why didn't he join us when he was the one who provoked us first?"

The detention room was filled with the sounds of complaints from gang members who had been chasing each other during the day, and the occasional sound of stomach gurgling would forcefully interrupt.

For some reason, the gang members who were so energetic in the pursuit today were now so hungry that their legs were weak, their complaints became increasingly weak, and some of them didn't even have the strength to lift their heads.

"Look! Do you know what this is? Boil tea leaves with water until they have a beautiful color, take out fresh milk and add it, put two sugar cubes in and slowly melt them, and finally you can make this sweet milk tea."

She scooped the milk tea into the bowl with an iron spoon, and held it with her palm on the bottom of the bowl which was not afraid of being hot. Ying took out a folding fan and slowly fanned the hot mist, then put her nose close to it and took a long breath.

"It smells so good, the aroma of tea and milk mixed just right, and the sugar cubes blend perfectly into it, blending the flavors of tea and milk together."

She elegantly picked up a spoon and scooped up some into her mouth. Her tender pink lips sucked the slightly hot, swaying liquid on the spoon. Ying sighed comfortably, shook her head and said with emotion:

"Unfortunately, there is a barrier between you and me. It is an insurmountable barrier. I don't have the courage to break this opportunity that the General Affairs Department may have deliberately left you out, so I can only trouble you to smell it."

"Ah... I want to eat! Anything is fine, even moldy rice, soft noodles, or even pancakes harder than stone!" Someone held the railing and cried and shouted loudly.

"I'm sure your General Affairs Department cafeteria will have more food than it can handle? Bring it here quickly!"

“Chew, chew, chew—”

The attendant god Yingzai did not have the bad intentions like the traveler. After making a pot of milk tea, he fanned himself with a folding fan. He just entered the dinner session silently and ate the food in front of him neatly.

Seeing the servant god Sakurasai pick up the iron pot full of milk tea and drink it in one gulp, causing Paimon who was slowly enjoying it next to him to stare in horror, the traveler stretched out his toes and kicked his calf lightly in dissatisfaction.

"Why didn't you tell me that I could eat pork chop rice in front of them? How could I eat it in the interrogation room? These are two different feelings. It's obviously more comfortable here!"

"You can eat now, don't tell me that a bowl of pork chop rice can fill your appetite: Hehe~ Don't be afraid, I was born with a big appetite, like you..."

Ying kicked again, and the same steel-like touch made her frown, and she said with a worried look: "I definitely didn't say such a thing, don't frame me here!"

He took the specially placed fan and tried to blow the meat floss bread to heat it up, letting the soft bread fill his mouth. The salty and fresh meat floss taste spread. The attendant Yingzhai said faintly, "Then you must have reached out and touched it."

"It's really hard for people to judge you like that..."

"It's not easy for people to judge you before I regained consciousness. Don't think I was confused and forgot everything. You had a very dangerous look at that time."

Casually patting the white-haired fox's belly, Ying sneered, "What? How can a body like yours that any girl can touch be surprisingly innocent?"

"..."

The attendant god Yingzhai took a look and did not answer, but that meaningful look made the disdainful traveler suddenly feel creepy, as if a domestic cat that proudly teased a wild fox was stared at by the wild fox.

"What bad idea are you thinking of?" Ying felt a little confused and didn't hide it. She grasped the hilt of the sword with her soft hands and threatened honestly.

"I'm wondering if I should keep you in Teyvat forever."

"...It's so dangerous. Paimon doesn't have Mora to worship the Traveler!" Paimon took a piece of bread in revenge and said bitterly in the face of the danger his current owner was in, "It seems that Paimon needs to find an owner who can support Paimon in worshiping the Traveler."

"Danger, cunning, mystery, if you want to be the king in the dark night, then these are indispensable conditions, because the dark night is the ultimate interpretation of the law of the jungle, intrigue and deception is daily life, and blood is everywhere in the cracks of bluestone bricks in every dark night."

A faint sneaky voice suddenly sounded, and Ying subconsciously put her hand on the neck of the attendant god Yingsai. She found that there was no other movement except the breathing sound. She blinked in surprise.

“Only the strongest can ascend the throne of the king of the dark night; only the wisest can always protect the integrity of the throne; only the purest can make cunning villains become loyal followers.”

While the unknown voice was speaking, Ying tentatively placed her hand on the stomach of the attendant god Yingzai, but when she found there was no other abnormal activity, she had to pinch it and reluctantly withdrew her hand.

"Where did you come from, you idiot, to play tricks here? Show your true form quickly, or I will use the holy water of this Western Church to destroy you!"

"Where does the West Wind Church get the holy water?"

"Don't worry about it. It doesn't matter whether the holy water is holy or not. What really matters is the sword hidden behind the holy water. The sword law is always the most trustworthy communication tool. I will let the unknown guy feel my enthusiasm."

Ying brought the samurai Sakurasai and Paimon to his front, placed the scabbard on the latter's head and the blade on the former's shoulder, and looked around with a serious expression, the smile on his lips confident and sincere.

"If you don't come out, I will kill them both! The hostages are in my hands, I can deal with them anytime, now is the time for you to show your sincerity."

Paimon took a sip of the cooled milk tea and said, "It's a little unexpected, but also a little unsurprising. But will it really work to threaten us? Paimon should not have any..."

"open!"

"Wait, Paimon is so important to this stranger?"

An angry voice interrupted Paimon's words at the right time. The little mascot looked happy: "Maybe Paimon has a hidden identity, which is very mysterious and attracted a group of mysterious organizations."

"And there is a person who observes fate in that organization. He discovered the mystery of Paimon and sent his apprentice to find Paimon... This is very consistent with the setting in the novel."

"I'm not talking about you."

An ordinary object exploded into a white mist, and the heavy sword tip touched the floor tiles. The sharp wind lingered around the body, blowing the fallen leaves above the head. The small figure revealed great seriousness.

"Let go of Lord Quan Gongsi!"

"…It's a little small, don't tell me, idiot fox…"

"You are considered petite among young girls, but you are the limit of what I can admire."

"Don't say such things in such a pitying tone!"

He raised the hilt of the sword and knocked it on the head of the servant god Yingzai. The force made his palm numb. He thought that this guy was not healthy. Ying shook his hand and put away the sword.

She asked, "Who is she? Is she another mascot that you keep outside while carrying Paimon?"

"Paimon, I'm not a traveler, so why do you support me..."

"When did you feel that I was the one who raised you? Didn't we agree to eat and drink his food when we first met? We were to worship him for the rest of our lives, so why did you withdraw without permission?"

Looking at Paimon who was completely unaware, Ying gritted his teeth and asked solemnly.

Paimon curled his lips and said, "Then why do you claim to be Paimon's owner? Useless traveler, let's not talk too much in the future."

"...Not an enemy?" The small figure's big eyes were full of confusion. "This guy has clearly turned against us just now, why did you take the sword back? This can't be a joke, right? How can you put the sword on someone else's neck as a joke?"

It's really strange, but the eldest lady said that if something strange happens then this is not strange, it is a very normal phenomenon.

"King of the dark night, King of the white foxes! Now please listen carefully to the news from your distant homeland!"

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80 draws, luckily it's not crooked. Some people say that if it's crooked, the background music will become a male voice, which is fake. Male or female voice has nothing to do with whether it's crooked or not. When I was withdrawing money, the background music was a male voice... Please collect, follow, and urge for more.