Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Is there anyone who can take care of this place?"

"I was abandoned..."

"Don't tell me you guys want to play the little dark room trick. I won't fall for it. How long can I be locked up in the little dark room? I can sleep for five hundred years."

"If no one comes, I'll beat you out! Don't blame me if the door lock is damaged. If that doesn't work, I can give you the idiot fox as compensation..."

“Click~~”

Suddenly, there was a sound of the lock opening from the tightly closed door. The traveler who was lying on the table instantly perked up and looked up at the person who opened the door, his target precisely on the pork chop rice in his hand.

"I'm really starving. They left me here and locked me up until night... But why can you walk around freely? Sure enough, the General Affairs Department is treating some people differently. It seems that I need to apply for a local hukou..."

Envy the privileged class and want to become part of the privileged class.

Biting open the crispy outer skin, inside is tender pork and oil. The sweet sauce and pork chop rice drink form a perfect combination. The finely chopped green onions are an indispensable embellishment. Ying took another bottle of soda and sighed.

The traveler raised his foot and kicked the calf of the white-haired fox in front of him, and asked: "Can you make my wish come true?"

"Get married, or become a hero of Liyue. You are a good neighbor of Yujingtai. However, keeping you here is not a special treatment. There is an important matter in the General Affairs Department. Tianshu Star was poisoned, so martial law is in place."

Looking down at the traveler from above, carefully examining her body from top to bottom, the attendant Sakurasai explained:

"Originally, we were going to let you out and put you in the lounge, but the interrogator who was in charge of questioning you seemed to have been drugged as well. He became more concerned about the other party and forgot everything he had told them."

The spoon that was chopping the pork chop paused for a moment, and Ying continued to accuse him calmly, "Then why didn't you notice that I was still locked up here? I shouted several times before you came over with the pork chop rice."

"The interrogation room is well soundproofed, no one outside can hear it, and I have things to do... I don't bother to use these excuses. In fact, I just deliberately forgot about you and wanted to teach you a lesson."

"What……"

"Snapped--"

"Give it back."

Slapping the table hard, the samurai Sakurasai leaned forward as if to hold down the traveler. The two pairs of pupils, azure blue and amber, were very close to each other, allowing both to observe details on the other's face.

Noticing the slightly trembling fox ears, Ying pouted in dissatisfaction: "What do you want me to return to you?"

"You took three props for disguise. You threw an unused one at Kurumi to defame her before you were caught. In addition, there was another unused and one used one."

"I don't care about the former, but the latter must not fall into your hands. I don't need these disguise props. I prepared them for other people. This is why I must take them back."

"abnormal……"

"I'm not."

"You are a pervert. Do you want to take it back just because it has been tainted by someone else? Even though that other person is someone you exchanged feelings with, this is not a reason for you to take it back."

Suddenly she dodged backwards, and her soft and delicate earlobe turned a scarlet color. Ying grabbed the fox's tail that was swaying casually and rubbed it in the palm of her hand, while also using her thousands of... massage skills accumulated over more than ten years.

She looked away a little guiltily:

"We are both girls, and it's no big deal to have some contact. You are too possessive. Besides, if you keep this attitude, then I will have to consider the necessity of going to Inazuma to ask the Thunder God."

The god of valor Yingsai's eyes were dim: "Don't tell me you used two."

"..."

"Pervert! Idiot! Idiot!"

The angry traveler raised his foot and kicked the samurai Sakurasai's calf hard. He grabbed his fox ears and began to rub them, loudly accusing him: "How can you discuss such a sensitive topic with a cute girl? You idiot!"

"You are the idiot. Why are you acting like a girl for no reason? Although you look suitable on the outside, I can still smell the age of your soul... Hmm~"

"Ahaha, are you in pain?"

There was a burning pain on his forehead and he felt a little dizzy, but Ying pretended to be calm, a smug and confident smile on his face and a look of disdain on his face.

"It doesn't hurt, I'm just giving you some face."

"Boom-"

"Does it hurt now?" The remaining pain had not yet subsided when new pain came up. The traveler forced himself to keep a straight face, staring at the fox in front of him without changing his expression, grabbing his collar and tightening it.

"It must be painful, otherwise you wouldn't have cried out just now. There's no need to pretend to be nice for the sake of face. It's normal for an idiot fox like you to lose face... Just tell me whether it hurts or not!"

The dizzy brain was unable to think normally. The dazed Ying suddenly muttered, "Maybe you drank the potion, so you don't feel any pain! That's it!"

The attendant god Yingzhai was surprised and said, "Don't tell me that your brain became confused after the first collision. I thought you would have to hit your brain at least three times before your brain became confused."

But it seemed to be a very normal thing. The force used by the traveler was the sum of ten impacts by Senior Falusan wearing an iron helmet. It was normal for his head to be confused.

"What do you mean confused? I'm not confused. Even if your head is as hard as steel, I'm not confused...Okay! I really can't think normally, but generally speaking I don't need to think normally."

"With just a little bit of intelligence that comes out when my brain is resting, I can strike down these stupid locals like you. Do you know how to make a naughty kid behave himself in an instant?"

He bumped into her again with a thud, and Ying said stubbornly:

"This is the most difficult question. I think you will never know because you are essentially a naughty child who doesn't consider other people's feelings and only cares about playing around."

"Threaten him. If he doesn't obey, he will go home naked."

"Makes sense!"

Ying no longer had the ability to think, and her vision of the person in front of her even began to blur. She stretched out her hand in a trance: "Then let me see what's hidden under your clothes."

"Tsk~poor and weak."

The samurai Sakurasai clicked his tongue.

"But you should be thankful that I am not someone who is unwilling to accept requests from others. Although I feel a little offended by your request, it is not impossible for me to agree to it."

◇

"Come on, dear traveler, let's look towards the camera. Yes, this direction. Ying is so great! I like good kids like Ying."

Without any coercion, when the traveler's weak hands had messed up his clothes, the samurai Sakurasai enthusiastically invited a blue-haired female passerby who was most likely passing by to help take a photo.

With her cheek hidden behind the camera, Ganyu puffed her lips slightly in dissatisfaction.

You confessed your love to me not long ago, but now you are in such close contact with a strange girl. Fortunately, I didn't agree to it at the beginning, and I still treat you as a close junior.

"eggplant--"

"eggplant……"

Hearing the words of the vixen next to her, Ying responded vaguely, and when the photo was taken, a spoon was stuffed into her hand.

Patting the traveler's head lovingly and telling her to continue eating dinner to fill her stomach, the attendant god Yingsai swiftly moved to Ganyu's side.

"Aunt Ganyu, has the proposal I gave you been passed?"

"Of course it was not approved. The suggestion was to turn it into a zoo, lock up the smuggled prisoners and allow other tourists to visit. This is impossible and too inhumane!"

Hearing that the attendant god Yingsai still kept the original name, Ganyu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, pinched the fox's ears with two fingers and rubbed them: "But I really have to thank you this time. If it weren't for you, I don't know how long it would take to discover that Tianshu was poisoned."

"But how did you find out?" Ganyu was a little confused.

They are both inhuman creatures, so why can the attendant god Yingzai see that there is poison in Tianshu's body, but she can't?

"It's not a big deal. It's mainly because I'm impolite and like to explore other people a little bit. Aunt Ganyu is different. You are too polite and value the privacy of others. You won't dare to let go of your extraordinary feelings."

Ganyu was deeply surprised: "Didn't you block your extraordinary perception? So many strange smells... I thought you discovered them under the same conditions as me."

"Of course I have blockades, after all, there are so many strange smells, but I occasionally relax for some reasons, such as probing other people. It's normal social etiquette to throw a probe when meeting someone."