Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"You are slandering!"

"Master Hu Tao, please be careful with your words. A large number of people on the street saw you joining that team. The General Affairs Department will not say that there is no evidence. You are responsible for today's chaos."

The officer from the General Affairs Department who was interrogating her knocked on the table and sternly refuted Walnut's accusation, but soon her expression softened a little and she whispered:

"But there's no need for you to deny it, Master Hu Tao. You also contributed to this chaos. At least you helped us identify some troublemakers."

"I'm not refuting this, Walnut. After all, Walnut, I did go to a gang and messed around a bit in the later stages. In the words of the fox, this is something to be proud of."

Kurumi, who was arrested at 2pm, picked up the cushion that the operator had just thrown in front of him, puffed up his lips in dissatisfaction, and explained in a deep voice: "So there is no need for this master to disguise himself, especially with this!"

"I have never thought that there is such a thing in Teyvat before. But even if I knew, I would not bother to use it because it is a fraud. Not only is it deceiving others, but it is also deceiving oneself."

Although Walnut was indeed curious about how this thing was made and what it was used for, she did not use it for disguise.

"Besides, I love my healthy body the most. Today, someone proved to me that there are people who love healthy bodies, so I won't resort to deceptive methods."

"Regarding this matter, you should go find the traveler. She was the only one who was frightened before." Putting the things into his pocket silently, Kurumi coughed twice and cleared his throat:

"And why are you so obsessed with this? Shouldn't you ask something more serious, like asking Hu Tao about my psychological process? This is something that really needs to be discussed."

"I wanted to join in because it looked fun, but then I realized that my pranks were just small fry. This prank is like walking on a knife's edge..."

In order to avoid the two General Affairs Division officers who were asking questions in front of her from paying too much attention to irrelevant matters, Walnut immediately began to explain her mental state after experiencing this incident.

It was just a formality, and the two General Affairs Department agents did not pay much attention to irrelevant matters, such as the restless little hands and the strap of the pad that was still exposed.

Of course, in addition to this reason, there is also a little bit of compassion.

Some people are born to be willing to share and have a broad mind, while others are born forced to be stingy.

Walnut felt a little uncomfortable.

I clearly did what I wanted to do to divert the attention of these two operators, and clearly told them not to pay attention to irrelevant things, but why can't they be happy?

Are they pitying me? ... Her heart suddenly darkened, and Hu Tao decided to cancel the discounts for these two people.

It’s not a difficult task. You don’t even need to paint on the list of people who have registered to purchase the discount package. After all, they didn’t purchase the discount package.

Excluding the part purchased by the samurai Sakurasai, Kurumi remembered the names of the few remaining people very clearly.

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Some people are cooperating with the interrogation for unknown reasons, while others are resisting the interrogation for unknown reasons.

Ying slammed the table angrily and asked the two General Affairs Division officers in front of him:

"Are you treating me differently? Just because Hu Tao is a local and I'm an outsider, you two are assigned to judge me?"

"I saw it clearly when you opened the door just now. The two girls were holding the notebook and walking towards Walnut, but the two men holding the notebook towards me were so strong that horses could run on their arms!"

"I understand that you favor your family members, but you can't be so excessive and put it out in the open! ... Let me ask you one more thing. Your fingers are as rough as carrots. Can you hold a pen and write?"

The angry expression changed in an instant, Ying blinked and asked curiously.

"Miss Ying, don't worry about that. My brother and I are the best interrogation team in the General Affairs Department. We are best at using jokes to break through the psychological defenses of prisoners. Don't be fooled by our rough appearance. In fact, we are very thoughtful. For example, my brother likes girly pink."

"My brother likes chrysanthemum yellow. I have always felt that the look of his room is not very pretty, but there is nothing I can do. He requested it to be like this when he was shot to paint it. I can only ignore it no matter how much I hate it."

"So you've always been dissatisfied with the color I like? No wonder you always leave after a short while in my room. It turns out there's such a huge gap between us brothers. I'm not dissatisfied with the color of your room! At most, I just feel a little disgusted!"

"You're even more outrageous than me! No wonder you're so shy every time you enter my room. I thought you were shy about the color of the room..."

"It's because the pink you painted is too eye-catching. For a man with arms that can run horses, why don't you like pink? Is it because your first love who you couldn't get likes to wear pink clothes?"

"Don't you like chrysanthemum yellow because your first love, whom you couldn't get, liked to wear yellow clothes?"

"Ah……"

This family harmony potion is quite useful...Ying calmly put away the empty medicine bottle.

Now the attack and defense are changed~

"Tell me, what kind of interrogation treatment did Paimon enjoy?"

"That little mascot you carry with you? She doesn't need to be interrogated. She is currently being taken to read comics and eat snacks by our most lazy operator. That operator is the most useful in this regard."

"This is unfair treatment! She and I are both outsiders, so why can Paimon read comics and eat snacks over there while I have to sit here and watch you quarrel?" Ying was angry again.

"Because she's a child."

"Paimon can't even be considered a human. She just looks young at best. She might actually be older than Kurumi and the samurai Sakurasai. The one who should be treated like this is me. I'm the youngest one."

The operator's brother flipped through the files and said, "According to information provided by an unknown person, Miss Ying is at least over a thousand years old, not in her early twenties as she appears."

"…Even if you hide the news, I know who that unknown person is. There's a high probability that it could be the Samurai Sakusai, and there's a small probability that it could be Wendy."

Curling his lips, Ying asked again, "Who is interrogating that idiot fox?"

"Mr. Shishen will be interrogated by Lord Yuhengxing."

The operator's younger brother predicted in advance:

"He is a frequent visitor to our General Affairs Department. Because of his status, it is not easy for ordinary General Affairs Department staff to participate in the interrogation. In the past, it was rotated between Lord Tianshu and the previous Lord Yuheng. Now, Lord Keqing is in charge."

"Can I have a seven-star review? I don't have many requirements, just as pretty as Keqing."

"Lord Tianquan has a lot of things to do, Lord Tianshu is usually nowhere to be seen, and the three Seven Stars who are stationed in Liyue Harbor are all busy and cannot meet Miss Ying's request."

Ying grasped the key point: "Is Tianshuxing also a pretty girl?"

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"Ah-"

Uncle Tian, ​​who had just walked into the interrogation room, wiped his nose and muttered, "Why do I feel a little cold for no reason? After all, I am old, and the issue of succession has to be brought up. I'll test him when I have time."

"Yingzai, we are old acquaintances. When we first met, you were only four years old, right? So many years have passed in the blink of an eye. I am no longer young, and I am no longer as strong as before~"

"really."

The attendant god Sakurasai nodded seriously, "You are not only old, you are dying, and you smell like poison. I don't think Baishu can cure it! It seems that you have to prepare for more than one funeral soon."

"Ahem—!"

"I'll ask someone to invite Doctor Bai Zhu." Keqing stood up quickly.

Uncle Tian, ​​who was about to chat, suddenly coughed violently twice. He raised his arm and sniffed the smell on his body: "Don't joke about this matter, be careful or I will tell Sister Ganyu."

"Can you tell me who your heirs are? I want to have another round of collusion between officials and businessmen!" The attendant Yingzhai complained: "Aqing is a bit too ruthless... I hope you can have a worse eye for people. Only people with bad character dare to collude with me~"

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