Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Leaning against the railing, he watched the white-haired fox running around in circles under the teahouse again. The dice turned flexibly on his fingertips, and his teeth bit through the crisp dried chilies, and the spicy pain spread.

There was a sound of someone slowly coming up the stairs behind him. Ye Lan turned around and asked with a smile, "Uncle Tian, ​​how many fish did you catch today?"

"..."

The young junior asked a very sharp question right from the start. His pale beard trembled, and Uncle Tian found a place near the railing to sit down, pounded his legs, and said with a smile:

"We came in such a hurry that we gave all the money to the cats at the port. What's the situation now? An impolite fox from outside has made such a big fuss without making any noise. He really has no consideration for the old man."

"Just now, the attendant god Yingzhai suddenly left for a while, and when he came back, he brought a group of gang members with him. This time, the method was more direct. He blew up their gang's mourning hall."

The dice fell on the railing and spun, approaching the edge but never falling. Ye Lan stretched out her finger and pressed it lightly.

"But there is one thing in common. This gang also has well-made crossbows and arrows. They are not as crudely made as the treasure-stealing gang. They have a long range and are very accurate. This is another gang that suddenly became wealthy."

"Now these young gangsters are not letting me have an easy time either. They just did something big to me without making any noise. What do they want to do by hoarding so many bows and crossbows? Are they rebelling against the Emperor?"

"I'm such an old man, almost at retirement age, it's not unreasonable for me to want to spend the rest of my life in peace and quiet, right? Humph, young people who don't show consideration for the elderly should be punished."

The old lion's teeth were still sharp, and Tianshuxing slowly stood up.

"Let him make trouble for a while longer. I want to see how many gangs have become richer. Anyway, there are no casualties. This fox will still pay attention to this aspect. He is good at playing with the element of thunder. He is worthy of being the follower of Thunder God..."

"There was one casualty."

Six bright red dots pointed directly at the sky. Ye Lan knocked on the railing in a strange way:

"Before, a member of the Winter Solstice diplomatic mission passed by and was injured by a crossbow arrow. He can be saved, but I don't know if he can be reconnected."

Taking a step back without leaving a trace, Uncle Tian waved his hand indifferently and said:

"This kind of thing is irrelevant... If someone always takes advantage of the convenience of intelligence to tell Sister Ganyu about this fox and stop his next playful plan, it shouldn't offend him."

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“I feel like I can’t run anymore…”

"Paimon also feels like he can't fly anymore."

"You haven't flown much, have you? If I hadn't brought you along as a burden, I could have led the group of people behind me to run two more laps."

Shaking his heavy head in dissatisfaction, Ying frowned and asked in confusion: "But why do I feel that you are getting heavier on my head, as if there are two of you squatting on my head."

"…Paimon doesn't know~"

After gulping down a delicious meal that a fox had kindly brought to him, Paimon rubbed his bulging belly, looked around in a daze, and answered the traveler vaguely.

"You don't know a damn thing!"

Paimon, with a full stomach, was at her most relaxed. Any sparrow could defeat her. Ying took this opportunity to grab her collar, pulled her down, and poked her stomach.

"Don't treat Paimon so roughly."

Once again, the god of valor, Yingsai, who had withdrawn, returned to the running team and rescued the suffering Paimon from the hands of the traveler. He said righteously: "Be careful or I will sue you for abusing a pet. If you dare to abuse a pet today, you will dare to kill someone tomorrow!"

The traveler looked gloomy and said, "I have killed so many people that I can't even count them now! They are as many as the bread I have eaten, so I don't recommend you to take more now."

"Great! I didn't expect my partner to be such a bad guy. What? I'm also a bad fox who can't count bread? That's fine. Let's encourage each other on the road of being a bad guy."

This time, Paimon climbed onto the head of the god-servant Sakurasai. He grabbed the two fox ears and rolled his eyes: "As expected, Kurumi and I are the only ones who are innocent in this team. You two can't..."

"Shhhhhhh~"

Kurumi turned her head away guiltily, pursed her lips and whistled a completely out-of-tune whistle.

"Don't tell me that Paimon is the only innocent person in this team!"

"Alas, when performing our duties at the Wangsheng Hall, we are bound to run into some troublemakers. Sometimes we can't hold back, so we have to use a little more force. But don't worry, Paimon, there aren't many such opportunities."

For example, the Fatui, the evil alchemists, the Cult of the Abyss, the Fatui... Walnut waved her hand indifferently, changed the subject and asked, "Why didn't you bring another group of people with you this time?"

"I had originally planned to blow up the gang's sewers so they could have a good bath, but the gang wasn't very honest and forced me to buy the land, and Ah Qing happened to bring people to their doorstep."

"How could I possibly go ahead with the plan in that situation?"

Ying glared at him and said, "How could you be scared to run away by a little girl? This is not in line with your courage. Now go back and continue to execute the plan. Let that damn gang enjoy it!"

The disdainful look shot over like a sword. The attendant god Sakurasai also looked at the traveler with disdain. He said nothing, but his meaning was quite clear.

"Damn it!" Ying gritted her teeth in indignation, "Sooner or later I will find a beautiful girl who needs my attention. If nothing else, I will choose Walnut."

"...Has this hall master been disliked?" Hu Tao narrowed his eyes, and the look in his pupils seemed a little unfriendly.

"Let's find a place to stop first. I want to have a good talk with this traveler. Why do you dislike me?"

"This is indeed something that needs to be discussed. A cute type like Master Hutao is actually quite good. She is soft and gentle in my arms like a ball of water, and her ears rub against my neck softly, like a kitten."

Considering that Funina and Kurumi have so many similar elements, the God of War Sakurasai had to stand up and refute the Traveler:

"What you said before was simply outrageous. What's wrong with a cute girl like this?"

Ying was surprised: "Don't tell me you have a confidante as ordinary as Hu Tao. Can you even go after such a type? You must be really hungry!"

The samurai Sakurasai silently grabbed the traveler by the collar.

"Master Hu Tao, is there anything we can talk about in secret? Let's take some time to solve this matter first. I will leave a few phantoms behind so that the group of idiots behind can't see it."

"Wait! I'm just expressing my opinion. You can't punish me for what I said. This is not freedom. Besides, we should pay more attention to the people behind us, right?"

His feet were forced off the ground, and he tried to break free from the fox's tail that bound his hands and feet. The traveler shouted loudly, trying to change the subject: "Look, they have been running with us for so long, but they don't show any signs of exhaustion at all. It seems that they can run to the end of the world."

"It's not a big deal. I took the time to sprinkle some confidence potion on them. They will feel that their bodies are great and can hold on forever. Since the brain feels this way, no matter how much the body resists, it will be useless."

"Then isn't it very likely that they died suddenly from exhaustion? You are committing murder, this is inhumane! I will sue you at the General Affairs Department!"

"I'm not a good fox, your words are not threatening."

"..."

Ying twisted her neck and said with a wry smile, "Actually, after thinking about it carefully, what you said makes sense. A girl like Hu Tou can be like a cat when held in your arms. Even when she's angry, she'll still be coquettish and want people to be intimate with her."

"I found that I suddenly like her type, and when I think about it carefully, I seem to be the same type." The traveler was trying to beg for mercy.

Paimon looked at the Traveler with a gloating look, and looked at her with disdain after hearing her words: "Don't listen to her nonsense, the Traveler can at least... No, is the Traveler a little older?"

"I didn't sneak into the Tail Cave to relieve myself in the middle of the night and accidentally saw some disguise props and took them out of curiosity! Paimon, this is slander, slander! I'm going to find someone to sue you!"