Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Hey~ This one of the three hundred whose name I can't remember, did you secretly get the Ningguang bellyband you dreamed of? Did the method I taught you work? Have you enjoyed the old woman's fragrance that you dreamed of?"

"Servant of the Divine Power, you are mistaken. I am Bai Wen, not Bai Shi."

"It turns out that I can't even recognize what you look like. It seems that I still underestimated your ability to confuse people."

"It's not a skill to confuse people, it's just that you thought it was interesting so you didn't take it seriously."

"Have it?"

"Of course."

Leading the fox fairy Bai Chen behind him, they walked in the palace high in the sky. They stopped in front of the door of the master bedroom in the center. They took the tray of warm hangover soup from the servant standing by the door and handed it forward politely.

"I'm not drunk." The attendant Yingzhai took a step back cautiously. "I just had a couple of drinks with Mr. Zhongli and my two friends. They were low-alcohol fruit wines, no different from beverages. Aunt Ganyu didn't agree to let me drink more."

Bai Wen smiled and euphemistically expressed: "The words of the Palace Master of the Attendant God are clear and his steps are steady and powerful, so he is naturally not drunk. However, when you step through this door, perhaps the air circulating in the room will turn into the strongest alcohol."

The attendant god Yingzhai defended himself:

"You can't blame me for this. Do you know whose room this is? A beautiful lady who is extremely charming and graceful. She is so young and beautiful that I don't know how many young men admire her and want to win her favor."

"I am just one of the ordinary people. It is inevitable that I will fall into a drunken daze when I see her. This is a normal reaction. You can't generalize."

Bai Wen smiled without saying anything, and just moved closer with the bowl of soup in his hand.

If all ordinary people were like you, it would be better to destroy Teyvat, because it cannot withstand the evil deeds of thousands or tens of thousands of fox demons.

The attendant god Yingsai had no choice but to take the bowl of soup and drink it all in one gulp.

"I'll take my leave first." Bai Wen bowed slightly, then left the corridor with his attendants.

After thinking for a few seconds facing the tightly closed door, the attendant god Yingsai gave up the idea of ​​temporarily filling himself with two bottles of kerosene and knocked on the door politely.

"Very polite behavior, and it would be even more polite if you didn't come in and close the door before knocking."

A sound of rebuke rang softly in the room. The small copper stove placed on the tea bank emitted a faint fragrance. She leaned on the beauty couch, her hair like broken snow in winter simply tied up, adding a bit of laziness. Ningguang raised her eyes slightly, looked at the blurred figure swaying on the screen, and asked slowly, "Do you admire me very much?"

"You are so rude. I knocked on the door to ask if you agree to let me in. You should express your agreement or disagreement instead of condemning me."

"I think you have unilaterally decided that there is no need for these false formalities between the two of us."

"That's what it is."

Walking around the screen in front of him, he glanced at the steaming tea in Ningguang's hand, moved a chair to the beauty couch and sat down. The attendant Yingzhai carefully searched for wrinkles on Ningguang's noble and beautiful face and asked:

"Drinking strong tea late at night, do you finally realize that you are too old to work late at night? So I say, the elderly should take good care of themselves and rest more, so that they can last longer."

Ningguang took a sip of strong tea to re-energize her tired brain. She pointed to the faint marks at the corners of her eyes that were not covered up. "The Yuheng Star election is coming up soon. This is something that the Seven Stars need to pay more attention to. But then the matter of Shenyu Valley happened."

"Recently, I have been looking through old books and found some records about the Mountain Master in several biographies. However, most of them are repetitive descriptions and do not provide any useful information. I cannot explain why the Mountain Master has stirred up the veins of the Sunken Jade Valley thousands of years after the Demon God War ended."

She was wearing a smooth, weightless nightgown, and a thin rope inlaid with gold threads outlined her tight waist and abdomen. Her thighs were white and smooth, and the gentle light reflected them, emitting a warm and glowing light.

He sank a little deeper into the pillow, his eyes half-empty, his lips without color gently opening and closing: "There are more things to take care of, so the mental drain will naturally be greater. I don't have the capital like you who can be scolded as a young old man decades later."

"I haven't got any wrinkles yet, which is a shame."

After saying this with regret, the God-servant Yingzhai replied affirmatively: "There is no Fatui involved in this, at least not when we received the intelligence the night before yesterday. Perhaps they are now writing a plan for the matter of Shenyu Valley."

"The people I sent out didn't find any trace of the abyss. It's quite rare that a major conspiracy involving a region was planned by the mountain owner himself without the instigation of two behind-the-scenes masters."

Watching the servant god Yingzhai take out his treasured tobacco and put it under the teapot to warm the tea, Ningguang reluctantly looked away.

"Then her needs are very interesting. She has been hiding from humans for thousands of years, and even the General Affairs Department has no record of her. There must be a very important reason to break her rules."

"If you want to find the trace of this mountain master again, you must know this reason... Forget it, why am I talking to you about this? Why don't we talk about other things now, such as your little witch."

Rubbing her tired and swollen forehead, the sleep she squeezed out during the day was obviously not enough to make up for the loss of these days. Ningguang took another sip of strong tea, sobered up a little before continuing: "She has been studying here for a year, don't you want to go and see her?"

"We will meet eventually, there is no need to rush. How are the people you arranged? They have to be more realistic. People who are too well-behaved can't act out the momentum of doing evil. I am happy to be their coach and teach them a thing or two."

"In Liyue Harbor, her group is the most lawless fleet, and it is common for them to rob pirates in lawless waters."

Ningguang didn't say it directly, but the attendant god Yingzhai knew who she was talking about.

"Is she willing to cooperate with you Seven Stars?"

The attendant god Yingzhai suddenly shouted in fear:

"What! You said she was an older single woman who was eager to get married, so you promised to introduce those young talents who pursued you to her... Wow~ Isn't Beidou very arrogant? How could she be willing to accept a guy you don't like?"

The white-haired fox is preparing for his own recording, which will be cut off later.

Ningguang smiled and said in agreement, "It's easy to control Beidou. She cares a lot about her fleet. You can do something about it."

"Well, today is worse than tomorrow. Why don't you take control of her now?"

Ningguang was able to rise from a barefoot little girl to one of the seven stars of Chishang Liyue. She was no pushover. She smiled and explained, "I sent out an invitation letter near dusk, inviting Beidou to stay in the Qun Yu Pavilion, in the next room."

"It would be fine if you had been speaking softly, but your voice just now was really loud. I think she has now passed the hazy period of being awakened and is now... three, two, one."

The countdown had just ended when the tightly closed wooden door was kicked open. A man walked in hurriedly, his aura as heavy as the deep sea: "Ningguang, why is there a man's voice in your room spreading rumors about me?"

Beidou's eyes narrowed. "Hey, there are just as many people who want to pursue me as Ningguang, okay?"

"You're finally here!"

With tears in his eyes, the attendant Sakurasai greeted him enthusiastically:

"You are the legendary Captain Beidou who defeated Haishan, right? I have admired you for a long time. Although you are not like the devil-like, red-faced, fang-toothed, six-armed, bronze-hard muscles and bones described by the storytellers, you are in line with my imagination."

"...You are more famous than me." Beidou retreated cautiously, glancing at the smiling Ningguang out of the corner of her eye. She suspected that Ningguang really did as she said and invited an outsider to deal with her.

If it were an ordinary person, it would be fine, but the fox demon in front of her was notorious throughout the seven countries. She was the same type of habitual offender who defied the law as her, and was even more outstanding than her. She couldn't help but be alert.

The attendant god Yingzhai smiled modestly and said, "No, no, it's just some insignificant reputation."

Let the two guys whom I dislike on a daily basis deal with each other... hum~ what a good strategy of driving away the wolf and devouring the tiger.

Ningguang, I thought we had a sincere relationship. You were sarcastic and I was frank. We exchanged our thoughts without reservation, leaving no secrets between us.

So you end up like this?

I won’t give you the dragon meat delicacy I reserved especially for you!