Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Tranquility - is today's Qun Yu Pavilion.

Vigilance is today's Big Dipper.

Excited——It was today’s attendant god Sakurasai.

Tiredness - today and yesterday are all condensed light.

Beidou pondered how to deal with the outside help Ningguang had invited to teach her a lesson, and after the initial vigilance, the attendant god Yingsai was left with only the excitement of the challenge and had already made up a false story in his mind.

He shook Beidou's hand enthusiastically and introduced himself in a friendly manner: "You know my name, but you certainly don't know my identity in the Qun Yu Pavilion. Here, don't treat me as anything else. I will only be Ningguang's personal trainer."

"Nursing therapist? Would someone of your status do such a thing?" Beidou felt that this answer was a little unreliable, but it was very much in line with the style of the samurai god Sakurasai. This Inazuma fox demon always did things for interest.

I heard that he once disguised himself and sneaked into a businessman's house to work as a butler. There was no other reason, just because this businessman was the one with the most developed intelligence network there, and he often mingled among the ladies and had access to a lot of secret gossip.

Spending a lot of time as a housekeeper just to eavesdrop on gossip is something most people cannot understand.

"Of course."

The attendant Yingzhai sighed and said, "A few years ago, when I was traveling in Liyue, a thief stole my money. I was penniless and lived on the streets. Fortunately, Ningguang saved me without any grudges and used this method to help me with some Mora."

"From that day on, I decided to maintain this identity. Although I don't know much about conditioning, I have the ability to absorb essence and transfer essence! I only need to blow it, and Ningguang will be full of energy in the next second."

Beidou gasped, "Like what's written in the weird gossip?"

She calmly observed Ningguang, who looked even more tired than when Qianxi first came in. She pretended to wipe her nose, but in fact she was wiping her lips quite covertly, and the soft touch fell on her fingertips.

"This isn't something a personal trainer would do..."

Ningguang, Ningguang, you old woman with thick eyebrows and big eyes always say that no man can catch your eye. It turns out that you are playing such an exciting role-playing game. No wonder you can become the star of Tianquan.

Putting her finger on her forehead, Ningguang sighed lazily as she looked at Beidou, who didn't care about the rumors that she was an older leftover woman.

"Yeah, it's definitely not something a qualified personal trainer can do..."

The attendant god Yingsai said with a dejected look, "She played with my self-esteem like that, and she was unwilling to let me give up my identity as a personal therapist. But what can I do? She helped me when I was in the most difficult time, but it was just a mere play of my self-esteem."

Beidou's expression changed a little in amazement. He glanced at Ningguang and then observed the loneliness on the face of the servant god Yingsai, who was obviously being toyed with.

She was sure that she was not mistaken. After all, there were several sailors in her team whose feelings had been toyed with. In an industry where they had been drifting on the sea for years and were apart from each other for a long time, the probability of their relationships going sour was not small.

Beidou couldn't help but encourage him, "You can't let Ningguang use the favor in her hand to play with you at will. She is using a small favor to retaliate against a big one. She is relying on the gratitude mentality that you vixens often have to gain greater benefits for yourself."

"You mean I should resist?" asked the attendant god Yingzhai in confusion.

“That’s right! You can’t let Ningguang play with your body like this anymore…”

"You have a point!"

Having gotten what he wanted, the attendant Yingsai was unwilling to listen to Beidou's subsequent persuasion. He interrupted her loudly, turned around and looked at Ningguang, wagging his tail, and said seriously, word by word:

"I don't want a job like this where you just get paid for doing nothing. I will never bow my head to you. Ningguang, from today on, I will resign and give up my position as a personal trainer."

"Yes, I agree."

"what?"

Beidou was caught off guard.

The attendant god Sakurasai smiled and turned around, holding Beidou's hand again and shaking it up and down, and thanked him sincerely:

"Thanks to you for encouraging me, I was able to take a brave step and prevent my self-esteem from being corrupted by Mora. So it seems that your understanding of my words is a bit distorted."

"But that's okay!"

Releasing his hand and patting Beidou's shoulder again, the attendant Yingzhai said with understanding: "You are not an underage child. It is normal for you to read some taboo books and have some taboo thoughts."

"Beidou, I can understand this as well. - Don't worry about why I have to imitate Ningguang's speech. She is so tired that she is about to fall asleep, so I am trying to help express her thoughts." The samurai Yingsai released the hand that was pinching his throat.

Beidou lowered his head and remained silent.

Beidou's cheeks flushed.

Beidou began to look for other topics.

She asked, "Come to think of it, I haven't even asked you what you were doing in a room so late at night, and you just made up a rumor about me! What shady things do you want to do?"

"Of course, we're discussing some deals that can't be leaked. I'm actually a businessman, too. I've invested in a lot of industries, and those industries can bring in a lot of dividends every year. By the way, we can have some fun competitions while we're discussing business."

Beidou said faintly: "There's no need to discuss business in a girl's room at night. What about the competition? It doesn't sound serious..."

"She has a point. It's not good to always discuss business in your room. If it gets out, people will think that a poor and kind little white flower like me was plucked by a black-faced and cruel old woman like you."

The attendant Yingzhai first mixed in a little bit of private goods, and then advised: "Why not postpone it until tomorrow morning to Liuli Pavilion to discuss it, it's a good opportunity to discuss business while eating."

Ningguang smiled and said nothing.

"She disagrees. Maybe it's because the business we're planning is a little too big. It's really not suitable to discuss it in a restaurant with so many people coming and going. Why don't you lend us your boudoir?"

The attendant Yingzhai suddenly had a brilliant idea: "Ningguang and I will discuss business inside, and you will watch the door outside. Don't worry, I will never look through those strange books under your bed. Let's go now..."

"Haa——" Beidou stretched and scratched his hair, muttering vaguely: "I'm a little sleepy, I'll go back to sleep first, you guys continue to talk about business."

Beidou turned around and walked quickly.

The contents of the books under her bed were actually not surprising. They were all common vernacular novels on the market, purchased to add some fun to the long voyage. There were all kinds of them.

It is precisely this kind of book that contains all kinds of contents that Beidou is unwilling to expose.

If Ningguang knew that there were some romance novels in her collection, it would not only damage the image of the Dragon King of the Sea, but would also cause Ningguang to mock her in the days to come.

Words like "Oh my~ It turns out the Dragon King also has a little girl's heart" and "I really want to see the girlish side of the Sea Dragon King."

It's better than some weird books...

"You're walking so fast." The attendant Yingsai returned to his seat in front of the beauty's couch and tried to find a topic to talk about: "How is the negotiation on the Qianyan Army's stationing in Xumi going?"

"It's almost done. It's going smoothly. The sages of the Order can't wait to bring in another force to contain the Fatui in their territory. They have given them a lot of conveniences, but also a lot of restrictions. Apart from containing the Fatui, they can't do anything else legitimately."

She yawned with the back of her hand covering her mouth, and Ningguang's vision was a little blurry. "The letter said that those sages were very confident. They had a sense of arrogance that smart people thought they could play tricks on others. They didn't try to hide it."

Holding Ningguang's philtrum and shaking it to cheer her up, the attendant god Yingzhai smiled and said, "Of course they will be arrogant. After all, this is a method calculated by the void, and they will only believe in the void terminal unconditionally."

"Alas, alas, the poor sages don't know that old woman Ningguang has already made a plan to make it easier for them to invite the gods than to send them away. Unless the little auspicious grass king personally sends them off, rolling on the ground will be useless. But unfortunately..."

"Even now, I still feel that Xumi is absurd. Imprisoning a god? Haha~"

Ningguang slapped the hand of the servant Yingzhai away and said nothing more about it. It was not because she was shy, but because she was too tired to hold on any longer. She waved her hand and said with a confused mind:

"Remember to say hello to Master Liuyun for me. The room you are going to rest in has been tidied up. Don't let anything appear in strange places."

"What? Ningguang, you don't think I came here so late at night just to give you something, do you? You are so narcissistic. I am clearly here to compete!"

Ningguang asked: "But you are also here to deliver something... I can't argue with you about this now."

"Let's end it early this time. I don't have the energy to keep chatting with you and see who gives up first. You win this time. Put the paintbrush in the old place." She sighed.

"You said it so beautifully. It's obvious that you couldn't hold on and lost, but you had to say it in a tone of "I let you."

“That’s how it is… Never mind. I lose.” Ningguang didn’t want to argue any further, so she waved her hand and closed her eyes.

Hearing Ningguang admit defeat, the servant Yingzhai's fox tail swung faster, a bright smile spread across his face, and he said reluctantly: "Okay, okay, since you beg me, then I can only be merciful and end the game early."

Another victory!

Taking the paintbrush quietly, the attendant god Yingsai concentrated on painting.