Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"I will never play with them again. Look at what kind of people they are. One of them breathes fire, and the other spits out electricity. Are they bullying me, a snake, because I can't spit anything? Sooner or later, I will let them see the anger of a snake."

Curled up at Bai Zhu's neck, looking at his scales that should have been pure white but now covered with traces of smoke and fire, Chang Sheng, who had been defeated miserably in the duel, muttered to himself: "I must find a way to allow me to use elemental power. If that doesn't work, I'll have to install a small mechanism in my mouth..."

"Why can't I obtain the Eye of God? I am so outstanding, I should be able to obtain the Eye of God. Could it be that someone has confiscated my Eye of God?"

"First of all, otherwise I wouldn't have lost tonight..."

"Why are you still competing with them? A man with the mind of a seven or eight-year-old child, and a fox whose mind can be lowered to the level of a seven or eight-year-old child. As the only mature person, you should be more tolerant."

Bai Zhu patted Changsheng's tail in amusement to calm her down, and said in a gentle voice: "I had a great chat with Mr. Zhongli today. I learned a lot of medicinal herbs that I had never known before. I hope to meet again someday."

Holding the lunch box that he had helped to bring, Zhongli smiled and said modestly, "I'm kidding. I just learned about some extinct herbs by reading more ancient books. I don't deserve such praise from Mr. Baishu."

"No, no, I've read a lot of ancient records about extinct herbs, but I don't know much more than..."

"It's not the first time we meet, why are you being so polite?"

The high-spirited attendant god Yingsai walked out of the Wanmin Hall with his head held high. He grinned and patted the two men's arms without any courtesy, saying cheerfully: "Just call them by their names. Too much politeness will only create a sense of distance."

"Come on, my defeated opponent, give them a demonstration of your frankness, and talk about how much better you feel since you learned to speak frankly."

The god of valor Yingsai waved a picture of Changsheng spitting out a snake tongue and rolling his eyes, and explained with a smile:

"By the way, don't mind this photo. I didn't ask someone to take a picture of you failing on purpose, nor did I intentionally want to show this photo in front of you. It was mainly because the weather was a bit too hot recently, so I just picked up a random photo and flipped it around, and I didn't expect to get this one by accident."

"F**k... um—"

"It's getting late now, and it's not appropriate for us to stay outside for too long. Allow me to go first." Holding Changsheng's snake kiss with one hand, Bai Shu once again missed Changsheng's appearance before he became gentle and elegant as he is now, and said politely with an apologetic look.

"Goodbye." Watching Bai Zhu leave, ignoring the eye shadow in front of him, Zhongli said, "I should go back too."

The attendant Yingzhai asked in surprise, "Aren't you curious about how much Aunt Ganyu really eats? You even glanced at me when Aunt Ganyu interrupted me before. I'm familiar with that look."

"I think Liuyun will be more curious about this. Aren't you going to visit her tomorrow? Say hello to her for me. Don't stay up too late tonight. You are still young, so you should stick to a healthy schedule."

The eyes of the pure and simple fairy beast that feeds on wind and drinks dew flashed with a terrifying red light. The white cold frost became thicker, but it did not bring any coldness. It was wearing a pair of short high heels and walked silently.

Zhongli pondered for a moment and kindly reminded: "You shouldn't exercise right after eating. This is not good for your stomach."

"Alas, my digestion speed is exactly the same as Aunt Ganyu's. You don't trust me, but you also don't trust Aunt Ganyu? But I think her digestion speed is a little faster than mine. Often, the food is transformed into energy before it even enters the stomach."

Like a rebellious teenager facing his old father, the God of Servant Yingzhai waved his hand nonchalantly and said with a smile: "I have always believed that I did not test Aunt Ganyu's true appetite before. The so-called test was a false impression she made, just to make me feel..."

"But, as someone who also eats a lot, I have always liked Aunt Ganyu. She makes me feel that I am not alone. How can she be my elder aunt? She is clearly a benchmark on my path of growth. Even though I know I will never catch up, I will not give up chasing her."

The delicate fingertips fell on the skin of the neck, and the biting frost spread, causing goose bumps on the skin. The servant god Yingsai pretended to beg for mercy, but in fact he was not afraid at all.

He concluded with a smile: "Why is it that every time I shout that I have caught up, I never do? Of course it's because Aunt Ganyu's appetite is increasing much faster than mine!"

"Goodbye." Zhongli smiled and nodded.

"Mr. Zhongli!"

Before Zhongli turned around, Ganyu suddenly spoke to persuade him to stay. Her slightly soft face showed a serious expression at the moment, and she said word by word: "I actually ate too much today. It was hard for me to swallow the last bite."

The attendant Yingzhai took out a dagger and said quickly:

"Even though I can't see Aunt Ganyu's expression now, I can guess what it means - "Zhongli Laodeng, watch your mouth. If I know what happened just now and you tell me anything, you will be shot with arrows and killed yourself!""

"..."

In order to be able to say what he wanted to say, the samurai Sakurasai specially practiced speaking quickly. By the time Ganyu reacted and covered her mouth, it was too late. The threatening words with Inazuma's tongue flick had already come out.

"Sakurai!"

"Sister Ganyu~"

As soon as the angry words came out, the attendant Yingsai transformed into his original form and jumped onto Ganyu's shoulder. He rubbed Ganyu's cheek with his furry fox face and said softly and coquettishly, "This is an instinctive reaction. I can't control it."

The white-haired fox is now very well behaved and there is no sign of rebellion. He is truly adaptable.

Zhongli tried to excuse himself: "It's OK. He has already repeated the curse of the demon remnant to me before."

As the Rock King Emperor who once possessed an endless murderous aura, most of the remaining demons wreaking havoc on the land of Liyue today died at his hands. Naturally, those remaining demons would have nothing good to say about their murderous enemies.

"Is there anything even more outrageous? Yingzai, I must have a good talk with you this time. Shenzi is really something. I let you live alone at such a young age, and now you have picked up so many bad habits."

Gan Yu picked up the white-haired fox lying on her shoulder and stuffed his tongue back into her body: "Don't think you can get away with it this time."

"Oh no! There are no delicious dishes to attract Aunt Ganyu's attention this time. Do I have to rely on my skills?"

With a light cry, the attendant god Yingzhai said:

"Aunt Ganyu, you've gained weight. Just like old Aunt Lisa who's still inside, you have some fat on your belly."

"That trick doesn't work on me either."

"I like Aunt Ganyu the most."

"Even less useful."

The servant Yingzhai fox's eyes were watery: "I have something else to do. Ningguang is still waiting for me in the Jade Pavilion. Aunt Ganyu, you know that every time we meet, we have to have a long competition."

"I know."

With a soft hum, Ganyu pinched out her fox ears and shook them vigorously: "It's just right for me to give you a ride and educate you on the way... Mr. Zhongli, we will leave first."

Ganyu said goodbye respectfully, but before leaving, she did not forget to say one more time: "I am really a little full today. You know how much I eat."

I only know how much you ate when you were a child. Zhongli nodded and said, "This is normal. I think even the Rock King would feel full after eating so much food."

"Yes, it is like that."

He secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but soon Ganyu became alert again, staring at the white-haired fox in his hand with a faintly majestic look.

Mr. Zhongli promised to keep it a secret, and Granny Ping and Xiangling also agreed to keep it a secret. Now he is the only person who can have direct contact with Master Liuyun Jiefeng, and he has to set out to find Master Liuyun Jiefeng tomorrow.

He also has to keep it a secret.

“Aunt Ganyu, you can go to this place.”

The caring and gentle white fox took out a blueprint like offering a treasure: "This is the burial site I reserved. Bury me there and I guarantee no one will find me. Your secret will definitely be protected."

Ganyu said shyly: "Yingzhai, I told you not to take away my emotions."

"Didn't you reject the proposal to bury the body? No wonder Aunt Ganyu was able to control Yuehai Pavilion for thousands of years. It turns out she is cruel enough... Aunt Ganyu, can you use a smaller shovel? I want to breathe more air."