Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Because when preparing the dinner dishes, they had to guard against a fox that liked to exude the element of lightning when cooking, and because of the miraculous doctor Bai Shu who was conducting experiments on toxicity, the dinner was successfully concluded and no one woke up in an inhuman house after dinner.

It was a rare, quiet dinner.

But it wasn't so quiet after the dinner.

After three rounds of drinking, someone got drunk and had an endless desire to fight. Suddenly, he found two opponents and started practicing.

But I saw a pair of hands performing bear paw and leopard fist. Each move was fierce and their fists were as sharp as a blade, which made the skin feel uncomfortable. They walked with the steps of a dragon and a tiger, with big opening and closing movements, upright and dignified, but with hidden changes.

Another pair of hands were moving like snakes and wolf tails, swift and agile, unpredictable and dizzying; while they were walking like slug legs and snail steps, with no changes or moves to be seen, making them even harder to deal with.

Faced with such two powerful opponents, the initiator naturally did not want to fall behind. He jumped onto the stage with a backward roll and first performed a set of claw skills, which were sharp as knives and seemed to have the ability to tear the sky and split the earth. He walked like a fox following a tiger, and his momentum was awe-inspiring and unstoppable.

The three on the stage were all masters, and they were evenly matched with each other. When the momentum was gathered, they didn't waste any more time and quickly rushed to the middle of the stage to start fighting, each using their own unique skills.

"Lulu!"

"嘤嘤嘤~"

"**of!"

Using his slender snake body to wrap around a bear and a fox, Changsheng, who had long forgotten the language of snakes, used human language to express his thoughts. His bright red tongue stuck out, and his slippery scales glowed with a unique luster.

She said sincerely, "I should have known not to put oil on the scales. I was just thinking about making it impossible for you two to catch and bite me, but I forgot that it would be hard to wrap them up."

The greasy oil was smeared on its white fur. The two hind paws that were staring at the bear's butt in front of it couldn't help but exert more force. The white-haired fox opened its tongue and licked the scales that were so close to it.

After licking off all the oil and water on it, he opened his canine teeth under Changsheng's horrified gaze.

"You bastard!" Changsheng spoke frankly again, "Bai Shu, save me!"

Bai Zhu, who was chatting with Zhongli about herbs, seemed not to hear anything and continued with a smile:

"Sometimes, when faced with some difficult diseases, fighting poison with poison is a good method. Unfortunately, most doctors are unable to determine the ratio of poisonous herbs in the prescription, which makes them afraid to use this method."

"Lulu~"

Hearing that Changsheng was actually seeking off-field assistance, Guoba immediately laughed in contempt. His disdainful gaze pierced through Changsheng's scales like a sword, poking and stirring it fiercely.

As the player with the third best win-loss rate on the field, Guoba does have the confidence to despise Changsheng.

Even though he was entangled, even though his butt was constantly kicked by the fox's claws from behind, he still looked down on the world, carrying the pride of the bear clan, and enjoying the cheers from the little cook in the audience.

The snake's tail slapped the table twice. Changsheng angrily asked, "What's that look in your eyes? Tell me, what's that look in your eyes?"

Guoba disdained to answer, still concentrating on turning around and having a face-to-face fight with the agile and cunning white fox.

"Ah - I must show you how powerful I am!"

Changsheng gathered his strength and wrapped it around her even harder.

“Haha~” The only person present who looked like an old man was happily watching the three little animals compete, with a cup of hot tea in front of him emitting curls of hot mist, “It’s better to have some fun, this kind of fun is full of childish innocence… Guoba, you have to push Changsheng away first before you can turn around.”

Grandma Ping suddenly gave some advice, and Guoba listened to her obediently and began to focus his attention on dealing with the white snake.

The Eternal Snake's pupils froze, and it was temporarily unable to withstand the attacks from the two.

"Off-field instruction is not allowed!" Changsheng said seriously.

Grandma Ping pretended to be confused: "Is there such a rule? Didn't you just look at each other, prepare silently, and then start the duel?"

"..."

Speechless, Changsheng changed his strategy, relaxed his snake body, and tried to hide in the corner of the ring first, watch them fight to the point of mutual destruction, and then reap the fruits of victory.

But with the white fox opening its mouth to bite her, it was no longer possible to say whether she could escape safely.

But the fox shook its head and threw Changsheng out of the ring with all its strength.

"Ok?"

Ganyu, who was finishing three tables of vegetarian feasts, noticed Changsheng approaching. Her eyes flashed with sharpness. She picked up an empty plate and threw it out, hitting Changsheng accurately and throwing her back to the stage. The plate also flew back into her hand in the collision.

"It's to protect the food!" The samurai Sakurasai uttered the first human words since the duel began.

"Yingzhai!" Ganyu said angrily, "Don't say that about your elders. I haven't even complained about you ordering so many vegetarian dishes. The weather is getting hotter and they might go bad if left overnight... I'm obviously trying to lose weight."

"But these vegetarian dishes and your appetite, Aunt Ganyu..."

"You are not allowed to tell the truth now," Ganyu warned softly.

Zhongli glanced at it calmly.

It turns out that Ganyu’s appetite has been increasing over the years?

Logically speaking, she has been eating less for thousands of years, so her food intake should have decreased a little. How come it has increased compared to before she lost weight?

Qilin's appetite is amazing. Zhongli secretly sighed.

“No, then no.” The white-haired fox raised its four paws to hold back the rice crust that was about to pounce on it, and warned sternly: “Oh, oh, oh~”

"Lulu." Guoba was not willing to be outdone.

A fox and a bear were fighting again. The long-lived snake, curled up in the corner watching the show, had a smug gleam in its eyes. It was already imagining in its mind how glorious it would be if it could dominate them when they failed.

"Hahahaha——" Changsheng laughed brilliantly.

Kaiya secretly came behind Changsheng and looked at the complacent White Snake and was eager to try, but his drunken brain was still able to remain sober and he did not confuse his goal.

"Give."

"No."

Faced with the help offered by the Mond people from a foreign land, Changsheng decisively refused.

The ice bag in his hand can indeed give the servants Yingsai and Guoba a little bit of cool shock, but this is a strategy that hurts others by a thousand and hurts oneself by eight hundred. Changsheng will also enjoy the cool shock.

So she said righteously: "I will never accept help from outside the field. Am I a cheating snake?"

"Yes." Thinking of Changsheng's previous request for rescue, Kaia nodded.

"..." Changsheng turned his head, "Xiangling, someone is trying to destroy the fairness of contempt, are you just watching?"

"Well, I really can't watch."

Xiangling, who was cheering for Guoba, rushed over and confiscated Kaia's ice pack. She said seriously: "This is a duel between animals. We humans should not interfere."

Kaiya pointed his finger and said, "Isn't this a prop competition? Changsheng applied oil before the competition, Guoba ate Jueyun pepper before the competition, and Shishen Yingzhai sharpened his claws before the competition."

"This is the preparation before the game. You can't interfere after the game starts."

"I'm not interfering, I'm offering friendly help."

"Concept switching is useless to me." Xiangling crossed her arms over her chest and said seriously, "I am no longer the child who could be fooled by concept switching."

"What a shame," Kaia sighed and glanced at the attendant god Sakurasai.

You dodged it once!

Watching Kaeya walk away from the ring, Xiangling continued to focus on the game.

Just by looking away for a moment, the situation on the field changed drastically. Changsheng was drawn into the duel again. It was no longer a melee between the two sides, but he and the exhausted Guoba worked together to deal with the white-haired fox.

The latter became more and more courageous as the battle went on facing the attack from two people.

"Come on!"

"Lu!" The cheering voice that had briefly paused sounded again, and strength surged through his limbs and bones again. Looking at the samurai Sakurasai who was gradually gaining the momentum to punch both of them, Guoba hardened his heart.

He opened his mouth, heat gathering in it, preparing to deliver a decisive blow.

There was no intention of avoiding the fight, nor of taking out bombs to block the attack. The white-haired fox also opened its mouth, and wisps of electric arcs gathered in its mouth.

Changsheng snorted coldly.

She has nothing and knows nothing, but the courage to refuse to escape in her whole life.

But that's enough.

Courage can help her a lot...

"Bai Shu, you really have to save me this time!"

For example, bravely losing face.