Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

The attendant god Yingzhai arranged the itinerary for this trip very tightly, leaving no time for Elhaisen and others to breathe. A large-scale blind date event began on the second day after arriving in Fontaine.

After visiting Kavi's mother who was preparing for her wedding, the samurai Sakurasai took on the responsibility of looking after Kavi without hesitation amidst her instructions, especially after gaining the legitimate right to deal with Kavi.

The samurai Sakurasai understood even more how important the responsibilities he shouldered were.

Unfortunately, after years of getting along, Kavi deeply understands when to compromise and when not to compromise.

Faced with a mother who sold him without any hesitation, Kavi surrendered decisively. He obediently put on the ID card that recorded his information and looked at the compliments on it. He didn't quite understand when he became a -

——"Master of Cross-disciplinary Painting"

Is this referring to my architectural design?

——"A frequent guest at charity galas"

Does this mean that I often go to the stray pet shelter to help out?

——「Expert in exquisite furniture design」

It was obviously the mechanism I designed!

Kavi let out a frustrated sigh and turned to look at the documents on Elhaisen's chest.

"'A cool and handsome guy', 'an expert in multiple languages', 'a caring and gentle counsellor'... the last one is not nonsense? When can El Haisen be called gentle?"

Elhaisen responded coldly: "I didn't leave you in the flower bed after getting drunk and abandoning your brain. This is my gentleness. It is precisely my gentleness that allows you to see the ceiling when you wake up."

"Indeed."

Saino echoed and affirmed: "The advantages that Yingzai wrote for us are very reliable and accurate. He understands us better than we expected. He is worthy of being my good friend. I can't wait and really want to appear at the venue now."

"A friend who always makes people laugh with his jokes," Seno said accusingly, "Kavi, it's time for you to get to know El Haisen. Don't always look at him with prejudice. His gentleness is hidden in the details."

"It feels like Seno and I are just being perfunctory, but you are the protagonists this time." "Good Mom" ​​Tinari picked up the certificate and sniffed it carefully, "There is no medicine applied on it, so it shouldn't show any strange words during the blind date."

At least Tinari didn't smell the potion.

"I have prepared a potion for verification." Elhaisen took out a bottle from his pocket and said seriously:

"You have to verify it with some means. You can't just make a conclusion based on simple observation. His methods are all kinds of strange. You don't want to make a fool of yourself in a forced blind date, right? It just so happens that he went to pick up his friends at this time."

Kawi agreed, "I have to admit that Elhaisen's point of view is correct. We should indeed be vigilant. Before he came, he said that the blind date activities would start after my mother's wedding, but what is the truth?"

"I don't think that's necessary. The words on this certificate were written by Yingzai himself. You just saw it with your own eyes. How could there be a trap? This is clearly a certificate full of sincerity. Do you know what the words on it mean?"

The group had a hard time coming to a consensus, and Seno objected: "This means that he agrees that my jokes are funny enough to make you laugh. This is really rare for me, so I decided to keep it and give it to my grandchildren when I am old."

"...It seems that we have to judge that Zhongnuo's talent for making jokes is still not very good. Maybe we can support him occasionally in the future. Praising and educating him is also necessary." Tinari said solemnly.

“It’s hard to disagree.”

"I can applaud, but don't expect me to speak."

"Don't treat me like a child!"

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"I told you not to treat me like a child. You're not even a fraction of my age."

"But this is too bloody and cruel."

"I don't think hitting a fly is bloody and cruel."

Looking at the attendant Sakurasai who was jumping around the room with a fly swatter, killing flies that appeared at inappropriate times of the year, Funina took great pains to untie the knotted eye mask, bit the hair rope, and rolled up her waist-length hair. On the dressing table in front of her were the camouflage props she usually used.

Five years ago, an Inazuma sparrow demon accidentally drifted to Fontaine. On the way, she experienced some unknown hardships and finally became a mysterious singing star after going through untold hardships.

The decoration is worn around the neck, with a transparent silk thread tied on it to stabilize the two open wings at the back of the head. The light purple hair falls loosely, the emerald green eyes are smart and elegant, and pearl earrings that reflect warm white light in the sunlight hang on the earlobes.

Furninna looked around in the mirror.

"Mr. Shishen, this is not the job of a manager."

Wearing a disguise, Furninna showed a sincere and confident smile. The thin silk gloves tightly bound her slender wrists. The decorative wings made by alchemy seemed alive and flapped along with her smile.

"Can you help me get that coat over there? The weather is still cool today, so it's still necessary to keep warm."

"My great singer, have you forgotten your popularity? I am trying to stop boring people or animals from approaching, especially this evil fly!" The attendant Yingsai held his chin and asked in confusion:

"They're still out and about in such a cold weather. Could it be that the Fatui knew that I was the one who secretly researched and released the cold-loving mosquitoes into the winter, so they created these cold-resistant flies in revenge? That shouldn't be the case."

"I was responsible for all the steps. Even Xin Hai did not assist me. Moreover, they should not have let the flies fly to Fontaine when they wanted to take revenge..."

"What unexpected news! My dear agent is still so naughty."

"I just wanted to help the people of Zhidong experience troubles they have never experienced before. You know how difficult it is for me to cultivate a mosquito that likes cold environments. In order to avoid accidentally harming other countries, I also took great pains to lower the mosquito's heat tolerance."

How can I describe the efforts I have made with just one word? The attendant Yingzhai smiled proudly and said, "Even after three years, has this mosquito ever stepped out of the land of winter?"

"It's a pity that the relationship between Inazuma and the Fatui has eased, and it's not time for a falling out yet. Otherwise, if this prank of mine were to be revealed, Iris would definitely be kicked off her high position and replaced."

"Yes, yes, Mr. Manager has made commendable efforts to help the people of Winter to experience the feeling of mosquito bites. Now, can you help your great singer get a coat?"

"Miss Robin, your perfunctory attitude is not what a great singer should have."

Taking out the coat belonging to Robin from the closet, the God of Samurai Sakusai observed the beautiful celebrity in front of him, "The disguise is fine, the smell is also concealed, there is no trace on the body that cannot be identified by the naked eye..."

"Well! The famous singer Miss Robin has made her grand appearance again after many months. What kind of songs will she bring to us today? Let us calm down and listen carefully... - Excerpted from the report of the "Steam Bird Newspaper"."

As if he really wanted to be a manager, the Samurai Sakusai took out a notebook and pen in a pretentious manner: "What do you think of this promotion? I think it's great, you don't have to give your opinion, but you can decide which song to use."

“It’s not impossible to sing a new song now.”

"Now is not the time for interviews and concerts. Aren't your friends still waiting outside? Mr. Manager, I will hold a solo concert for you when I come back."

Putting his arm around the god-servant Sakurasai's shoulder, he pushed him out of the robin's house. The robin winked playfully: "And the beauty of the song cannot be expressed in words~"

"As expected of a great singer, he doesn't care about hype at all."

"You should be happy about your one-man concert."

"Wow, I'm so happy."

Clapping his hands perfunctorily, the samurai Sakurasai called out to Elhaisen and his group who were waiting outside.

"My dear friends, look who I brought with me! Miss Robin, the great singer who is resounding throughout Fontaine and is only slightly inferior to the great and beautiful Lady Funina! I think you should be very familiar with her singing voice. There are many of her fans in the House of the Lord."

Kawi looked blank: "Mockingbird..."

"It keeps a heart from being sad," Tinari reminded quietly, "the idol of the chief person in charge of the research funds allocated by the Ordinance Council."

"I remember..."

Kavi took two steps back in horror.