Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"abnormal."

A very concise and clear nickname.

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Lying softly on the bed, his slightly damp tail spread out, his long hair as white as moon and snow casually gathered and draped over his shoulders, his folded fox ears dancing as he turned the pages of the book.

The sound of dripping water echoed in this loft, which was generally decorated in a warm atmosphere. The hazy moonlight penetrated the angled glass and mixed with the orange light, blending into a cozy atmosphere.

There were scattered notices of the blind date conference on the pillow on the bed. The soft fluff brushed them aside, and the samurai Sakurasai opened the photo album of the super idol Inazuma Tiwa in front of him with great anticipation.

As we all know, there is only one first idol in Teyvat.

You may not know other idols, big and small, but the one idol you must know is "Fengshang". This is the origin of the idol profession. He has super popularity and fans all over Teyvat.

Even if you ask a three-year-old child, he can say the name of "cabbage".

——The stage name of "Fengshang".

After all, which serious Teyvatian can refuse a ferocious abyss monster to perform a soft and lovely dance for you?

Not to mention that this monster can also transform into a human, regardless of gender or appearance. The content of one photo album is richer than all the photo albums published by other idols during their careers.

As long as it is in line with human hobbies, it can be found in the photo album.

Now I have a reason to like cabbage!

Even though he was in a foreign country, Samurai Sakusai never forgot to pay attention to this idol whom he launched himself, especially every photo album released by Funagami, which he never missed.

Samurai Sakusai considers himself a fan.

Which fan could be like him, who studies every picture in the photo album in detail, not missing any details, and even beautifies some of the flaws.

"Funina's expression was not right when she was with you today..."

A sudden heavy pressure fell on the body, and the mixed black and white hair and pure white hair fell on the left shoulder together. The soft touch was on the back, and the breath falling on the eartips was like the feathers exposed after a goose down pillow was blown dry.

Throwing away the paintbrush and photo album in his hand, his tail subconsciously wrapped around it, and resisting the itchy feeling of being tickled at the base of his ears, the God of Servant Yingsai snorted coldly: "Why don't you explain to me the noble you met on the street a few days ago."

"He is indeed a decadent and corrupt nobleman, blinded by the prosperous life. How could he have a crush on a pervert like you? But that guy has the advantage of knowing what's best for him."

"I didn't even know that I actually met a noble on the street two days ago."

"I know that the way Furninna looks at me is not right."

The attendant Yingsai has always been an honest and good fox. He said obediently: "I had a fever during the day, and my mind was a little confused. I made a joke that was a bit too much, and Funina's little thoughts were exposed."

"Isn't it just that I took her out to play a few times and praised her to the point of ecstasy? Tsk~ dear Alechino, it seems that I have to revise my words again." The servant god Yingsai said with a light click of his tongue:

"Why do I feel like there's no point in changing it over and over? Fortunately, I didn't treat the person who made the trouble this time as a woman. I plan to find an opportunity to severely reject Fucaros later... Why haven't you fallen yet?"

Looking at the half of Arlechino's face that was still full of energy, the samurai Yingsai, who was talking nonsense, stretched out his hand and poked him in surprise, saying: "I borrowed the official documents of the special patrol team to buy a lot of restricted drugs. Now I should be bewitched by you."

"Why don't you continue talking about Funina."

Without forgetting his original intention, he rubbed the neck of the attendant god Sakurasai with his fingertips, gently caressing it for a moment, then slowly moved his fingertips up, passed over the chin, pinched the lips of the attendant god Sakurasai, and easily penetrated.

With the right side of her face resting on the pillow, she stared at the white-haired fox face to face, and asked with a calm smile:

"Your first kiss this year wasn't going to be cheated by someone, was it?"

"Alechino, if you are always so stressed, you will lose me, your lovely fox~"

"Besides, do you think everyone is a pervert like you? After all, Funina is a 500-year-old adult. Although she seems a little gullible, she is obviously a good god who abides by the law. How can she be like you?"

He spit out his finger in disgust, and his tail reached up to wrap around Alechino's waist and abdomen, pulling her closer to him. The attendant god Yingsai said indignantly: "I wanted to report you to the police a long time ago and have them arrest you!"

"besides……"

"I also lost my high attack and low defense characteristics a long time ago. Don't think that these little tricks of yours can interrupt my thoughts and confuse my brain! These are destined to be useless."

The tips of their noses touched, and their trembling pupils looked at each other.

"It's all your fault. You've caused my body to enter puberty prematurely, and I've become like my ordinary fox companions, expecting all sorts of messes, even though I'm not even an adult fox in the legal sense."

"Don't try to deceive me. Monsters don't have a so-called adolescence. They are not like ordinary animals. It's you who fell in love..."

"Humph~ I gave you both of my hearts, can't you just take the blame?"

A qualified Baichen fox fairy would never be trapped by emotions. Even at the critical moment of intimacy, the attendant god Yingsai, who was not burdened by emotions, immediately withdrew, and the originally entangled fox tail pressed against Alechino's waist and abdomen to prevent her from getting close.

He stood up quickly and went to the closet to take out the package that was always ready. After thinking about the door and window, the God of Servant Yingsai made a decision: "I will go to the guest room on the second floor to sleep for one night."

I won't go to Momang Palace to disturb Funina and Villette tonight. It's still a little early. According to usual practice, Funina should be reading before bed in her room, while Villette should be dealing with the last bit of official business left.

This is obviously not a good time for Yi Wei to sleep.

"There are no vacancies in the guest rooms on the second floor."

"Oh."

Giving up on turning the doorknob, the samurai Sakurasai turned to open the window.

The evening breeze rippled in the wind, and the fluffy fur was gently stroked. The silver moonlight cast a holy curtain of light on the white hair. The attendant god Yingsai looked at Alechino who was leaning lazily on the pillow.

"Don't think that your nonchalant attitude can provoke me. Haha~ I have a lot of connections in Fontaine. The Thorn Rose Society knows that, right? Their president, Carres, thought I was secretly following me in the Gray River with bad intentions, and I put a sack on him and beat him up."

"Friendship between men is a matter of fighting and getting to know each other!"

"...Didn't you find this person interesting and secretly follow him, but you were accidentally discovered by his daughter Navia, and you got angry and trapped Carres?"

"Who would have thought that she would also hide secretly in that place?"

The attendant god Yingzhai asked confidently: "Just tell me whether the friendship that is built through fighting is as strong as iron? It's not a big deal to ask him to do it again, let alone just borrow his room to stay."

"Ah."

Alechino picked up the photo album of Funagami with great interest and looked through it. After a quick glance, she could tell which actions in the photos were the ideas given by the samurai Sakurasai.

The attendant god Yingsai left without looking back.

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The samurai Sakusai jumped in without looking back.

He did not miss the scenery outside at all. He closed the window and drew up the curtains. The attendant Yingzhai sat by the bed and raised his hand to swear:

"It's my fault. A qualified lover should give up being intimate just like that. I will never leave at such a critical moment again. I swear in the name of Barbatos, the god of wind."

"Why do you want to come back again?" asked Alecino.

"I have to come back... Do you really have some gossip here that even I don't know?"

Holding a piece of paper in his hand, the samurai Sakurasai approached with his tail wagging.

Alecino changed the subject: "Where is the package you just took out?"

"My dear, why do you care about the package? There is nothing valuable in it, just two hemp ropes, three sacks, and a bottle of drugs."

With the tail wrapped around his wrist, Alechino faced the white-haired fox pressing on him and suddenly chuckled, "Do you remember what you said two years ago?"

The samurai Sakurasai nodded solemnly, "There are still four years left, and by then my dear you will not be breaking the law."

"…Two years ago you said four years."

"I'm right, because Inazuma added a law not long ago that the legal age for white-star fox fairies cannot be counted together with ordinary humans. It is now twenty years old. I can guarantee that I didn't add fuel to the fire behind it."

Because this is what the Samurai Sakurasai suggested!

There is no need to add fuel to the fire and ask others to bring it up.

"My dear, let's start waiting again."