Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Who is the robin?

A famous singer who resounded throughout Fontaine and even Teyvat, an idol in the hearts of thousands of boys and girls, who once had a famous feat of healing the wounded with his singing, a kind-hearted person who loved charity, a mysterious sparrow demon from Inazuma...

Among so many identities, the only one that Kavi cares about and is afraid of is the singer of the robin "Free a Heart from Sorrow", and even one of her many fans is the chief director of research funding for the Faithful Council.

In the past two years, the management of research funds in the Ministry of Education has become more stringent. The general manager who used to allocate funds generously as long as the research was reasonable has been replaced. The current general manager is a miser who would like to cut a golden Mora into sauce.

At the same time, the general manager will have preferences for research projects. The research funds related to mechanical mechanisms will never be cut in the slightest, but how much the research projects other than these will be cut is really up to fate.

As a well-known talented student of the Miaolun School, Kavei has participated in many research projects in various disciplines, but most of them are in his major of architecture, which happens to be the project that the current general director considers to be the most useless and the one that is cut the most.

In order to avoid being forced to stop the research progress due to lack of funds, the most famous Kavi would often be pushed out by his classmates in the research group to ask for funds, hoping that the general director would replenish the funds that were due to him for the sake of the "light of the Miaolun School".

This was not an easy task, and achieving the result was even more difficult. Kavi had to work very hard to get back the funds that barely supported the continuation of the research project.

And during this painful process of asking for funds, the song of the idol of the general manager would always be played on loop from that small music box.

For Kavi, every time he heard this song, it meant that he had to start the arduous journey of asking for funds again.

After a long time and many times, Kawi had a trauma. He would inevitably have some uncomfortable physical reactions when he heard the singing, such as stomachache...

Now the publisher of the song is right in front of him. Kavi held his stomach and frowned, "Sorry, it's not that I don't want to contact you, it's just that I have some unspeakable secrets, please give me some time."

It's like a stomachache, "freeing a heart from sorrow"? No, it's clearly "killing a heart from sorrow"!

Compared to Kavi's somewhat obscure expression of fear, the joke master was quite excited, with excitement on his face that was beyond words, and he couldn't wait to come over.

“I’m your fan!”

Holding three cards that seemed to be painted with dazzling diamonds, Seno said enthusiastically:

"In just five years, you have endorsed the Seven Summonings three times, and each time you launched a super precious limited edition. Which spokesperson can have such gold content? Even I could only grab one card when it was released."

"I racked my brains to get the remaining two cards from other channels...Excuse me, may I ask, will you endorse the Seven Summoning Cards next time?" It was obvious that Seno did not admire Robin because of his identity as a singer.

Rather than the so-called singer, he is more concerned about the fact that every time Robin endorses the card, a new super limited edition card will be launched.

This is the charm of the robin! Seno never doubted her charm in the Seven Saints Summoning Card Association's publicity.

"Sir, I'm glad you're my fan. But I need to ask my agent next to me about the arrangements for the spokesperson. He told me that I just need to concentrate on singing."

With a faint smile in the corner of his eyes, Robin said gently: "Although Mr. Agent is a little naughty, he is still very reliable in his work. He is someone I can trust and rely on, so I will do as he says."

"That's right, I'm the one who arranges Robin's schedule, and I'll protect her safety and keep perverted fans away from her." Samurai Sakurasai held his head high, slapped Seno on the forehead and pushed him away.

Seno corrected sternly: "I'm not a pervert."

"We also reject fake fans' approach. First, you don't want autographs, and second, you don't express your thoughts on Mockingbird's songs. You only care about the Seven Sacred Summons that she endorses. You can definitely be called a fake fan!"

"Everyone likes Miss Mockingbird in different ways. Some people like her sweet singing voice, while others like her bright eyes and white teeth. What's wrong with me liking her appearance in the Seven Sages Summoning promotion?"

"That's right~ My lovely agent, not everyone will like me because of my singing. You can't be too strict with real fans."

Standing on tiptoe, holding up the serious face of the samurai Sakurasai, who seemed to be clearing away the fake fans regardless of friendship, Robin smiled lovingly and said, "You took me out to play this time but you have to compensate me, how can you have a stern face? Good boy~"

"There's a lingering aftertaste of elders," Kavi whispered.

The robin winked playfully: "After all, I am a sparrow monster from Inazuma. Except for those with extraordinary talents like Sakurasai, it will take a long time for other monsters to cultivate into human form."

"The times are different now than they were in the past. In the past, how could a monster be called a "great monster" if it didn't have a cultivation level like the fox fairy with five tails or more? Now, all it needs to do is transform into a human form. This is exactly the manifestation of the lack of successors for monsters."

"But fortunately, Sakusai appeared. He has a very good bloodline and talent. Even the current youkai leader Yae Miyaji needs hundreds of years to cultivate the five-tailed beast, but he can easily cultivate the three-tailed beast."

The oriole-like voice hummed like a clear spring flowing slowly, and the robin praised generously:

"He will become the new leader of the monsters sooner or later, so the future monster leaders must be generous and open-minded."

"Hmph~ Since you said nice things about me, I will reluctantly acknowledge the true extent of Seno's fans."

"Mr. Manager is as generous as ever." The hands holding her cheeks turned to hold the fingertips of the attendant god Sakurasai, and Robin said as if to show off, "And he still pampers me as always."

"As for the matter of the Seven Saints summoning endorsements..."

The attendant god Sakurasai folded his arms across his chest:

"Unfortunately, the Seven Saints Summoning Association has no intention of inviting Robin to be its spokesperson recently. According to reliable information, they are currently planning the first Seven Saints Summoning Competition, and the spokesperson position for the competition will also be taken by Inazuma idol Baocai."

"How can a mere cabbage compare with Miss Mockingbird?" Seno knew Cabbage, a monster from the Abyss Cult, with a great reputation, but the cards he launched every time as an endorsement were ordinary limited editions.

"Is this news true?"

"Of course it's true. At the Seven Saints Summoning Association investor meeting, I was the one who suggested letting Bao Cai try the waters first. After all, I swore to protect every feather on the robin and never let it get damaged."

The God of Samurai Sakusai smiled and said, "We don't know how the public will accept this competition at this point, so it's necessary to test the waters."

"..."

Seno fell silent suddenly.

After a long while, he finally asked with difficulty: "Are you an investor of the Seven Saints Summoning Association?"

"Yes."

"You were the one who came up with the strategy of selling the product in advance?"

"Yes."

Samurai Sakusai said proudly: "In order to prevent my good friend Seno from having too much trouble in buying the cards, I decided to release them in advance so that he can avoid competing with other people, so that he won't have to work hard!"

"Of course it won't be hard, because I missed the release!"

Seno covered his face with his hands in sorrow: "No wonder sometimes the cards are released after I leave Xumi City. It turns out that this is not a coincidence, but a conspiracy of someone with ulterior motives..."

"Oh my~ Just tell me whether I have saved you from hardship or not?"

"I'd rather not avoid hard work."

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"I would rather not have the Eye of God. If I show off like this..."

The breeze clearly carried their conversation, and Linnet asked solemnly, "Who is this girl called Robin? Is she declaring war on Hearth House? Should I go up and fight her now?"

"Linette, stay calm, we just need to pass this experience on to "Father".

"But this robin is a strong rival. Now someone must go up to fight on behalf of "Father". I think it's time for us to vote and choose a cute one..."

Lini clapped his hands and said, "Femini, you go ahead!"

"...Girls." Linnet's eyes were cold.