Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Dina Zedai, the daughter of the wealthy Xumi merchant Humayi, suffers from a terminal illness unique to Xumi - Demonic Scale Disease. There is currently no cure, and the best result would be to try every possible way to delay the disease.

As for physical health and strength?

That is something I dare not even think about.

Dina Zedai has been in very weak health since childhood. Even though she is not panting after every three steps or coughing after every five steps, the degree of her physical weakness should not be underestimated.

Because of this, the parents who dote on their daughter have always paid great attention to her safety. Sometimes they need to arrange very strict protection when she goes out, for fear that she will encounter danger outside and become ill.

However, even though she has lived under strict care since childhood, Dina Zedai does not feel lonely. There are always some surprises in life waiting for you to discover. Miracles may not come, but the love and friendship of relatives and friends will never be late.

Too bad I won't be late...

Sometimes, Dina Zedai really hopes that love and friendship will be delayed for a while.

Such as now.

“Dong dong dong~~”

There was a sudden knock on the window as if by a thief. A vague shadow could be seen swaying behind the thin curtain. It was a familiar knock on the window and the familiar sound of not going through the front door. Dina Zedai put down the light novel she was reading to relieve her boredom, leisurely lifted the quilt, and put on her slippers.

"Which unlucky guy has fallen into your hands again?" Dina Zedai asked, pinching the curtain with her fingertips to open a corner, looking at the three fox tails swaying and knocking against the window outside, and raised her eyes slightly.

Slowly sliding down the rope, the attendant god Yingzhai opened the window and squeezed half of his body in, saying solemnly: "Don't think that every time I come to you, it's just for fun. Today, I am the embodiment of justice!"

"Do you know that just now, I went through untold hardships, endured many hardships, and fought for hundreds of rounds with a candidate for the Fatui executive officer, before I finally suppressed him."

He took out a red pen, opened the cap, and drew a red line on his neck. The god-servant Yingsai said firmly: "Don't worry about my injury. This is a necessary sacrifice. Everything is for the sake of defeating the Fatui!"

"Really..."

If a child who grows up alone in a mansion without any playmates develops normally, his personality will probably become withdrawn and introverted, with some low self-esteem and poor social skills.

However, the so-called normal development was completely disrupted after Dina Zedai discovered a white-haired fox that climbed to the highest point of Xumi City and fell from the sky riding a slime in the flower bed in the front yard six years ago.

At that time, when Dina Zedai heard Ming's plan to use the slime as a trampoline, she treated him as a silly child as expected, and played with him patiently and lovingly for a while.

Normal people would explain themselves, but the samurai Sakurasai is unwilling to choose the path that leads to being a normal person.

When Dina Zedai experienced the feeling of caring for a silly child and showed a confident and happy smile, the samurai Sakurasai, who had been speaking unclearly, suddenly made a quick and fluent self-introduction.

Taking out a snack box from the drawer and placing it on the head of the attendant Yingsai, Dina Zedai pulled over a chair and sat down, leaning against the soft pillow behind her. She smiled and asked, "So what do you want to do this time?"

"Remember the clothes I left here for you last time?"

"Hmm... that Mondstadt-style maid outfit?"

Lightly tapping her chin, Dina Zedai recalled the various props that the God of Servant Sakurasai had stored with her, and took out a booklet: "I put it in the innermost part of the second drawer of the closet, and tied a bow on the box with a red and blue ribbon."

"That's it! Poor Tartaglia has no clothes to cover his body, and now he is waiting for me to lend him a helping hand."

"Hmm~ I remember you kept this maid costume here and never used it. I thought you might use it to plot a conspiracy, otherwise how could you keep it for so long?"

Dina Zedai poked the floppy fox ears, "I didn't expect it was just used to make people wear women's clothes."

"If I just let an ordinary person dress up as a woman, then my expensive custom-made maid outfit would be a waste. But Tartaglia's identity is different. Although there are several candidates for the Fatui executive officer, the competition seems fierce."

"Kadalia's victory is inevitable. This is not only because he is the strongest among the candidates, but also because of his connection with the Abyss. Those conspirators definitely value this aspect of him..."

The samurai Yingsai explained passionately, "So you understand, don't you? A high-priced maid costume is the best match for a future executive officer. There won't be any waste, and it can even increase the value of the maid costume."

"I can put the maid costume up for auction, attach two photos, and sell it for a very high price... Never mind, I don't dare sell it at a regular auction, so I'll just give it to Dolly for free!"

The white-haired fox narrowed his eyes and smiled, "Sister Alice is so supportive of Dolly's career. As a younger brother, of course I have to follow in her footsteps and contribute to Dolly's business."

"The affairs of the Fatui have nothing to do with a weak girl like me. Just have fun." Taking out the box containing the maid costume and placing it on top of the snack box, Dina Zedai instructed:

"If there's anything else you want to get, tell me now. I'll be going to bed when the time comes, so don't expect me to help you get anything then."

"Nana~"

The attendant god Yingsai shook his tail and asked:

"In two months, a friend of mine in Mond will have his coming-of-age ceremony and will also be celebrating his appointment as the captain of the Knights of Favonius. Are you interested in going to Mond with me?"

"Are you sure you're a real friend?"

"Of course it's true. I've been going to Mondstadt quite often in the past few years, and my friendship with Diluc is unfathomable, even though his brother is a bit hostile to me because he's jealous of our friendship."

Dina Zedai blinked and said, "Okay, but this time we're going on a long trip, and I'm afraid you won't be able to convince my parents."

"Don't worry, the attendant god Sakurasai Gongongji can do anything!"

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"what--"

"It is said that people in Xumi do not dream after they grow up. This is really a lie. If it is not a dream, how could I see a person hanging upside down and dangling in the house?"

Shaking his head with emotion and laughing, Shazzaman Humai closed the door casually, watched the moonlight pouring down on the yard floor like silver frost, waited for a while, then opened the door again and walked in.

As he expected, dreams will change according to the dreamer. The upside-down fox monster that was originally wandering around the house disappeared, as if everything that just happened was an illusion.

Shazaman didn't pay much attention to it. He took out his pajamas from the closet and put them on. He then pulled open the curtain covering the bed, ignored the attendant god Yingsai who was sitting in the air above the bed, pulled open the quilt and went to sleep.

"Are you sleeping alone tonight?"

"Dina Zedai's mother has returned to her parents' home."

"Oh~"

Looking down at Shazaman and seeing the expression he had become accustomed to, the attendant god Yingsai couldn't help but miss six years ago.

"Let Dina Zedai accompany me to Mondstadt in April."

"Sakura-sai~"

"what happened?"

"I have known you for six years. I have watched you grow up. You have eaten at my house quite a few times every year. I sincerely regard you as a member of our family."

"Yes, that's true." The attendant god Yingzhai nodded slightly.

"Then why do you still bother me?"

Shazaman sighed and said sadly:

"You are a follower of God. You can use God's authority to suppress the demonic scale disease in Dina Zedai. Since you convinced me with this, have you ever seen me stop you from taking Dina Zedai out to play?"

"It's not like every time Dina Zedai goes out to play, she has so many bodyguards. I thought you would definitely arrange more bodyguards for this long trip, and maybe you would disagree because of the long journey..."

"I admit that six years ago, when I didn't know you yet, I was strict in taking care of Dina Zedai, but I am no longer the same person I was six years ago. Since Dina Zedai doesn't have to stay alone at home, why should I stop her?"

Shazaman pulled up the quilt and said, "You came here at night, you must have got some props. If you got them, leave quickly. Otherwise, if you stay here for too long, your prank might go wrong."

"Tsk~ So you really won't arrange more bodyguards?"

"..."

"After all, we are going to Mondstadt, which is a long journey, and you two are both children." Shazaman coughed twice, "I will go and see if there are any suitable candidates soon."