Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Fighting makes me feel excited, excitement makes me feel happy, and I am born to be a person who likes to seek excitement, so I indulge in fighting, study every fighting skill painstakingly, and look for teammates who can match my strength."

"Over time, I am no longer satisfied with dueling only in combat. Everything in life can be dueled to determine the winner, and drinking is no exception."

"…But why?"

"Is it possible that my well-trained body cannot match the innate physique of you monsters?"

"You are wrong. Monsters' physiques are not innate. Many monsters are transformed from animals through cultivation. They have their own intelligence and are no longer muddle-headed. They remove the horizontal bones in their throats and tongues, and are able to speak human language. They practice diligently day and night, and only then can they change into human form..."

"But I have never experienced these hardships, because I am lucky enough to have my blood return to my ancestors. The white fox ears and tail on my body are proof of this."

"Oh, what an unexpected answer, but I admit defeat..."

After admitting his defeat, he forced his wrist up and slammed it heavily on the table, his eyes staring blankly ahead. The high concentration of alcohol had painted a layer of red cinnabar on his face and neck.

Tartaglia lost miserably!

The tip of his tail was raised slightly, and only a little red was stained on his cheeks. The attendant Yingsai said proudly and modestly: "My alcohol tolerance has always been sometimes high and sometimes low. This time I was lucky and my alcohol tolerance was a little bit higher."

This is a lie!

The secret of the Samurai Sakusai's victory in this game lies in the cup of paste he drank at the beginning. What was contained in it was not any anesthetic or drug, but a hangover medicine with a special effect.

If you take a sip of the hangover medicine with alcohol, the effect will be even better.

Tartaglia thought that the samurai Sakurasai was blatantly drugging him, a candidate for the Fatui executive officer, in order to knock him out and give him a hard time. This was undoubtedly a wrong idea.

In fact, the Samurai Sakurasai is blatantly cheating!

After all, wouldn't it be possible to do it after getting him drunk?

Watching the maid Sakurasai take out Mora from Tartaglia's pocket and throw it on the table, and then pull out a hemp rope from his tail, Kavi couldn't help but complain:

"This candidate is indeed a little silly. Since he thought that Sakurasai put drugs in the cup and refused to drink it, why did he drink with him? Being drunk and being knocked out are not the same result?"

"He must have thought he could win. The people of Zhidong are very confident in fire and water, and they believe that people from other countries simply can't get used to drinking this high concentration of alcohol." Tinari spread his hands helplessly.

"In fact, in winter, when fire and water enter the stomach, it will bring a calming effect."

"Well, now that we have eaten and drunk enough, and someone is so kind to treat us, let's go. Let's take this future executive officer, Mr. Tartaglia, out for a stroll. I'm sure he hasn't gotten to appreciate the charm of Xumi yet."

The valet god Sakurasai, who had tied up Tartaglia like a cicada pupa and had already thought of a way to hold him before drinking, said cheerfully:

"Don't sit here any longer. Take a walk after dinner to help digest your food. You will definitely live to be 100 years old."

"Do you know why firewater has a calming effect?"

"Hopefully he won't play too late this time."

"We are both foxes, why does he always jump around like that?"

"Kavi, I've already said that our clan only has fox ears and tails, not real foxes. There are many people with animal ears and tails."

"Oh~"

"..."

Looking at the people in front of him who were cooperating well and didn't give him any chance to interrupt, Seno pursed his lips and put down his outstretched arm. He felt that there was a gap called "cold joke" between him and them again.

Obviously very funny...

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Putting Tartaglia on the ground and dragging him along, the samurai Sakusai took the lead and brought him to a residential area that was sparsely populated at night. Looking around and observing the street lamps lined up on the street, he picked out the one that looked the most beautiful.

He dragged Tartaglia under the street light and stuffed him with some hangover medicine. The samurai Sakurasai squatted down to block the light from Tartaglia's face, patted his face, and gently woke him up.

"Remember the bet we made before we drank?"

"...bet? I don't quite remember..."

Tartaglia's eyes were confused and clear, and it seemed that the alcohol in his brain still held his wisdom firmly under him, leaving him no time to breathe, nor any chance for his wisdom to astonish the world.

"You drank too much, so you forgot. But it doesn't matter, you can ask the great yet gentle Baichen Fox Fairy Palace Master in front of you. He will be happy to answer your questions. After all, he knows everything."

After boasting generously, the attendant Yingzhai said in a gentle and persuasive manner: "You must not fail to fulfill the bet, otherwise you will definitely get a bad reputation for being unwilling to admit defeat, and then no one will be willing to compete with you."

"Is that so? ... Thank you for telling me. I don't want to have the bad reputation of being a gambler who refuses to admit defeat."

Grinning and thanking him, Tartaglia suddenly straightened up and howled, begging loudly and sincerely: "Great and kind Lord Baichen Fox Fairy Palace, please tell me! What is the bet I made before drinking?"

"My dear child, before drinking, you made a bet with a man named Samurai Sakurasai. You said that if you lose, you will have to pole dance around a passerby. You also said that if you win, you will reward yourself by sleeping in a trash can tonight."

A holy light appeared behind his head, and he looked at Tartaglia lovingly. The attendant god Sakurasai clasped his hands in front of his chest and asked in a gentle tone: "Do you remember, my child?"

"Like a mother..."

"Thank you for telling me, Mother Fox."

"I will definitely fulfill my bet! On the reputation of Ajax!"

Clenching his fists tightly, Tartaglia nodded firmly. His originally weak body suddenly gave rise to a surge of strength that supported him to stand up and grab the telephone pole beside him.

"Please watch my performance!"

The Fatui executive candidate twisted his waist and lifted his hips slightly.

Kavi frowned.

Tinari couldn't bear to look.

Seno took out the Seven Saints Summoning Cards he carried with him to cover his eyes.

Elhaisen wisely chose to read under the light of the street lamp and was the only one who did not look at Tartaglia.

"It feels a bit chilly..."

Tartaglia muttered as she twisted her waist.

It was as if he had been dragged on the ground for a long time, causing the cloth on his back to be worn out, allowing the cold wind from outside to flow in.

"Don't worry about the details, just look at the camera."

Holding the camera in his hand, the samurai god Sakusai quickly pressed the shutter a few times. He looked at Tartaglia who was dancing what he understood as pole dancing, and couldn't stop wagging his tail with excitement.

“You have a great sense of the camera!”

"Really? Thank you for the compliment." Faced with the sincere compliment, Tartaglia shyly scratched the back of his head, puffed out his chest and leaned close to the street lamp, and said embarrassedly:

"But I'm not that good at pole dancing, right? I've never been exposed to this kind of dance before. I've never even seen it. I only occasionally heard other people talk about it when I was in the Fatui Company."

"Don't feel inferior about it. As long as you dance happily and confidently, any dance can be called pole dancing. And I can guarantee that if your dancing photos are leaked, you will definitely be given the title of 'King of Teyvat Dance'."

"really?"

Tartaglia said firmly, "I should have taken this bet more seriously. Tonya, Anton, Tok...just wait and see! Brother will once again become your pride, and you will have something else to show off to your playmates."

"So this is why we don't want to drink with Yingzai. No one knows if we will voluntarily create a black history in his hands. Fortunately, he didn't go easy on us."

Tinari said with emotion: "I hope Mr. Ajax can stay calm after waking up."

"It's actually best that he doesn't remember this experience, so at least he can live a carefree life before the photos are leaked, without having to worry about these photos," said Kavey.