Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

“Zizzizi~~”

Wisps of white mist, so thin that they are almost non-existent, are floating in the air. When the slices of meat and steak touch the hot iron plate, there is an unbearable crackling sound. The mellow fat is roasted in the scorching heat and splashes out juice, like jade beads jumping in a golden plate.

The samurai Yingzhai looked at the meat slices being cooked on the iron plate with a heavy face, and suddenly asked, "It should be more appropriate to describe it as fried meat, why do they call this a barbecue restaurant?"

"Because it's safer this way." He bent down and looked under the table. He found that the attendant Sakurasai had not secretly taken out the bonfire to grill meat under the table. Tinari breathed a sigh of relief:

"As a qualified business owner, of course, you should choose a safe way to open a store that is not prone to accidents. Besides, if you use fire to grill the meat, the speed of serving the food will be a bit slow."

"For safety reasons, the Thirty-Man Group will not allow the store to directly use open flames to grill meat. I heard that these are Fontaine's classic barbecue dipping sauces, and they are arranged according to the ingredient list on the table. I wonder how they taste?" Sitting down with a few plates filled with dipping sauces, Seno also bent down to take a look.

very good!

This time, the samurai Sakurasai did not take action on his own fantastic idea.

Kawei stuck his chopsticks in the dipping sauce dish and shook it, saying nonchalantly: "The people of Fontaine prefer sweet tastes. I heard that their water god has a hobby of eating cake every day. The taste must be very different from Xumi's."

"Yingzai, you often go to Fontaine. What do you think of the Kingdom of Justice?" Looking down at the round beads of juice splashing out from being roasted, Kavi stared at the piece of meat close to Elhaisen.

"When I first went there, a noble took a fancy to me. Maybe because fox ears were new to them, they planned to use some tough measures..."

Elhaisen commented sharply: "As long as he doesn't die in great pain, it will be a victory."

"Eh? Al, I'm not a devil. Why would I need to do anything there myself? The next morning we'll see the news that the noble committed suicide by jumping into the river."

The attendant god Yingsai pondered and recalled:

"When I went there for the second time, a few nobles found me again. This time they didn't have any dirty thoughts. It might have something to do with the speeches I gave in the Gray River."

"It sounds like another malicious speech." Seno suddenly asked alertly, "You have better eyesight, can you help me see what the Seven Summoning cards over there are? Judging from the general outline, it doesn't seem to be available on the market."

"A dragon pattern, probably because of the recent dragon disaster in Mondstadt. I successfully persuaded those nobles, and they voluntarily contributed their property to join the Grey River construction project."

"Is it a limited edition, or a regular edition that can be bought at any time? No, I have to go and ask." Seno, who was hooked away by Mr. Hooked, was obviously not interested in the other party's affairs. He stood up and walked straight over.

The tip of his tail lifted slightly, and the attendant god Yingsai sighed in disappointment:

"Unfortunately, I failed to convince the reporter from the Steambird Newspaper. After Oufu became the editor-in-chief, she saw that I had become more assertive. She talked about this and that for a long time, but in the end, she still reported some things that could not be seen in public the day after those nobles contributed their assets."

"Damn it! They really did find a better sponsor. I don't know who it is, but I want to beat that guy! So I increased my investment a little bit."

The samurai Yingsai raised his eyebrows complacently: "After that, I became their favorite sponsor again."

"...Isn't this your explanation to the nobles whose secrets were exposed?"

"No, I was thinking that if I showed such arrogance, some nobles would not be able to bear it and come to me voluntarily. Unfortunately, this was a bit wishful thinking. After that, no nobles were willing to contact me when I went there again."

Kawei's face looked a little ugly: "It sounds like there is no good person among the nobles of Fontaine."

"This is the most friendly stage for the Fontaine nobles. I heard that they were even more arrogant a few hundred years ago. The meat is cooked." The attendant god Yingsai picked up the chopsticks.

Elhaisen closed the book in his hand, picked a piece of roasted meat and put it on the plate to cover it with juice, and said coldly: "Why don't you think about the unfriendly Golden Brigade and the Fatui in the rain forest."

“Fontaine is nice.”

Kavi smiled relaxedly and said, "Thank you, Al Haisen."

Happiness comes from contrast.

Now that he was relaxed, Kavi was very happy, especially in contrast with the dejected Seno, the smile on his face undoubtedly looked even brighter.

"It is indeed a limited edition, there are only three copies for each country."

His eyes were gray and dead, not as energetic as when he left. Seno held his head in pain and asked sadly, "Why didn't they promote it before the release? Even if they just posted a notice on the bulletin board..."

"Drinking is undoubtedly a good way to relieve worries at a time like this."

A crisp and clear voice sounded behind Seno, and several bottles of Winter Fire Water were placed on the table. The rich aroma of strong liquor wafted from the opened bottles, showing that the bland liquid in the bottles was not good at all.

The orange-haired boy naturally found a seat and sat down, greeting them warmly: "I have been wanting to talk to you for a long time, but unfortunately I never found the opportunity. Good evening, friends. My name is Ajax, but you may call me Tartaglia when we meet next time."

"Good evening, dear Tartaglia, you are a renowned combat expert among the Fatui. I have been thinking about meeting you for a while."

The attendant god Yingsai also smiled enthusiastically and said, "It seems that you have great confidence in yourself. You even thought of a name for yourself after you become an executive officer. You are indeed young and frivolous. You are incompatible with the conspiracy-filled atmosphere of the Fatui."

"But thank you for the drinks, um~ no mess."

Seno suddenly perked up: "The fox has been attracted by the 'fox'."

I finally found the opportunity to pursue my hobbies.

Tinari said helplessly: "Seno, don't say this in front of strange guests. The guests of Zhidong will not be amused by your jokes."

“Maybe my bad jokes are good jokes to them.”

"Speaking of which, I've always been curious about how the architects of Solstice designed houses on the ice, Elhaisen, haven't you read a lot of books from other countries?"

"Since you are curious, then go search for the answer in books yourself. I am not a void terminal and I have no interest in filling the blanks in your brain."

"El Haisen, if it weren't for the fact that what you said before made sense, I would definitely have a good talk with you."

"I'm not afraid to argue with you. The only thing I need to do is to control my words and prevent you from getting angry and fainting."

"El Haisen!..."

Although they were sitting at the same table, the other four seemed to be in a private space and completely ignored his existence.

Ajax smiled as he watched the attendant Sakurasai adding powder to the kerosene in front of him.

"You seem to be very repulsive to me? This is really an expected result. After all, Fatui doesn't have a good reputation... But the same is true for you, who don't have a good reputation among Fatui either."

"Come on, cheers~"

The attendant god Sakurasai held two cups of paste mixed with medicinal powder and kerosene, gave one of them to Tartaglia, and took the other cup, shouted loudly, and then drank it all.

He explained: "In fact, they are not rejecting you. Chatting to yourself is a subtle way of rejecting me. In their eyes, I am likely to invite them to drink together."

"Their concerns are correct. Monsters have no self-control when it comes to drinking, and even less when it comes to inviting friends to drink together. However, considering that there is a winter man who is good at drinking sitting in front of me, I will show mercy and let them go this time."

"Is it scary to drink with you?"

Ajax raised his eyebrows, gave up the paste in front of him, and opened a bottle of fire water alone: ​​"I want to see how terrible it will be to drink with you. Don't think you can beat the Winter People in drinking fire water."

"Oh~ You are burning with fighting spirit, it seems that you are ready to compete with me, so what are you still hesitating about? Pick up the glass, cheers! Don't let this fate of meeting go to waste!"

"Hehe~ Cheers!"