Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

No one knows better than me how to persuade my teammates on the same project team to stop quarreling!

What to do when two companions with different ideologies always end up quarreling every time they meet?

Of course, some special means should be used!

The intervention of a third party is likely to disrupt the fragile balance maintained by the two during the quarrel, and they will become more intense in their efforts to win the approval of the third party.

With the resentment accumulated in their hearts after every quarrel, sooner or later they will fight or never make peace with each other, and finally end up in a miserable defeat.

Therefore, the third party who wants to stop the quarrel must not take into account the past friendship, and must not hesitate. The means must be tough and decisive, and the actions must be quick and neat. The timing of resolving the quarrel is also something that needs attention.

Samurai Sakusai executed everything that needed to be noted perfectly.

He did not hesitate, he did not delay, the means he used were special and the timing he chose was just right.

He even paid special attention to the choice of location.

"So this is why you fanned the flames and put weapons in our hands? And what about the lab? We have been doing experiments there for the past two months, how come I didn't know it was full of traps?"

In the medical room specially prepared by the Institute of Teaching to prevent experimental accidents, the blond scholar lay on the bed with weak limbs. He barely raised his upper body to shake off the white cloth on his face, and looked resentfully at the white fox boy who was sitting on a chair beside the bed and peeling an apple.

"This morning I realized how dangerous the laboratory we stay in every day is. There is a trap wherever you touch. Didn't the Ministry of Education discover your modification of the laboratory?"

The attendant god Yingsai smiled with satisfaction, "Look, they have been sober and together for five minutes now, and there is no sign of quarreling. I said my method is effective! Your suspicion just now really hurts me."

"The 106th plan was successful again! Let's go have a barbecue tonight to celebrate!"

"I don't think you are resolving their conflict. Why can't you try a more normal approach?" Tinari, who had two upright fox ears, fed the prepared potion to Kavi and Elhaisen, and asked with some doubt:

"Seno has been in the Teaching Court recently. Why hasn't he come yet?"

"Oh~ He's a bit annoying."

Stuffing the apple into Kavi's mouth, the samurai Sakurasai kicked away the chair beneath him, bent down and put half of his body under the bed, and when he stood up again, he was holding the blue-eyed Seno in his hand.

The attendant god Yingsai said as a matter of course: "He was the first one to come over, but I knew that as soon as he opened his mouth, he would say that I violated the rules of the Ordinance Court, so I cleverly counterattacked in advance and tied him up and put him under the bed."

Elhaisen sneered, "Obviously, our friend has once again demonstrated his excellent and somewhat strange brain circuits."

"..."

As the only reliable person among the three people who could move in the medical room, Tinari reluctantly stepped forward and took the cloth ball from Seno's mouth. He took a look at the tied knot and turned to get the scissors on the table.

Having regained his freedom to speak, Senor said solemnly: "Junior brother, I have long since given up expecting you to abide by the rules of the Order Institute. I just wanted to wave my hand to you before. Do you know why... huh?"

After stuffing the cloth back into his pocket, Tinari took Seno from the hand of the attendant god Yingsai and put him on the sofa. He said ruthlessly and coldly: "I shouldn't have expected you to help me."

"Well?"

Seno moved his body in confusion and cast a hopeful look at Kavi.

Kavi spread his hands and said, "Sakurazai's suggestion of 'no more bad jokes as long as you keep your mouth shut' may be one of the few good results of his strange brain circuit."

Seno struggled to look at Elhaisen again.

"You were able to be quiet when Kavi was quiet, which was one of the few good times. Unfortunately, there is another friend who can't be quiet." Elhaisen's words were even more ruthless. While hitting Seno, he also hit Kavi on the other side.

The servant god Sakurasai?

He doesn't care!

Taking the apple, Kavi wanted to retort indignantly, but after noticing from the corner of his eye that the samurai Sakurasai excitedly pulled out a potion, he chose to remain silent.

Now is the era of deterrence. The honest Tinari is unable to stop the actions of the servant god Sakurasai. The only one among them who can compete with him, Elhaisen, is currently lying in a hospital bed.

"... Yingsai, have you not been back to your home for a long time?"

Kavi opened his mouth and swallowed his words of rebuttal, and advised dryly:

"I heard that the Coral Palace junior from the Shenglun faction buys meals for two people every day. Don't let the wait become a regret."

"Xinhai~ I went home to see her last night."

"is it?"

"After all, the workload of renovating the laboratory is not small, so I asked her to come over to help last night. It is also her credit that you two can lie here today." The samurai Sakurasai said with a smile.

Kavi obediently picked up the apple and started to enjoy it.

"Hey~ Why did you give up so easily?"

Shaking his head regretfully, the samurai Sakurasai took an apple from the fruit plate, twirled the fruit knife with his fingers nimbly, and quickly peeled off a long piece of peel.

"Elhaysen!"

"I have hands."

"What? You don't want to eat the apple for now, and you want to put it on this book?"

"..."

Voluntarily letting the apple be stuffed into his mouth, Elhaisen took the book that was voluntarily held hostage.

"I heard that this is a book that was just unearthed from desert ruins. I don't know if it's true, but the content written on it is quite relevant and worth spreading and reading."

The attendant god Yingsai pulled his tail nonchalantly: "And this blueprint, it should be the architectural structure of the ruins, this must be real."

"I heard that a group of wanted Gilded Brigade members lost their tracks in the rain forest." Tinari said faintly, "Could it be you who did this?"

"I just happened to pick it up when I was passing by."

"Um-"

Seno suddenly moved.

Tinari took a look and asked on his behalf, "In the area where the Golden Brigade was last active, there is information about ghosts appearing. Could it be that you are behind this?"

"...Really?" The samurai Yingzhai grabbed his tail and rubbed it, "Where are we going to eat barbecue tonight? I heard that a new barbecue restaurant opened recently, and it's branded as Fontaine."

"It's obvious that he did it." Elhaisen confirmed.

"I didn't do anything too extreme, did I?"

"Yes, an entire camp of Fatui washed their pants all night long that night. There was also a guy who was said to be a candidate for the Fatui executive officer who was inexplicably hung on a tree all night. The key is that his subordinates didn't know about it yet."

Kavi chuckled and said, "The Great Sage had sleepless nights during those days facing the diplomatic condemnation from Zhidong."

Tinari held his forehead helplessly: "Really, no wonder you were inexplicably quiet for a long time before the haunting began, it turns out you were preparing a big one."

There are five people, three of them are troublesome guys.

"Um!"

Tinari asked again: "Seno asked if you really have a candidate for executive officer?"

The attendant god Yingzhai thought for a moment and said:

"Recently, Zhidong has indeed been planning to promote another executive officer. Each executive officer has put forward a candidate. That guy seems to be the short guy named "Rooster". He has good strength, but he is stupid."

"But that guy seems to have some connection with the Abyss. I plan to create public opinion after he becomes the executive officer and slander him as a member of the Abyss Cult. That will definitely be fun!"

As the number of activities of the Abyss Cult gradually increases every year, there is now a saying in Teyvat that "If there is any systematic conspiracy, the first suspects are two: the Fatui and the Abyss Cult."

With the Fatui and the Order of the Abyss, it's inevitable that others will think more.

After peeling another apple and putting it into Kavi's mouth, the attendant Yingzhai added: "That guy is a native of Zhidong. If he really becomes an executive officer, he will be one of the very few executive officers of Zhidong origin."

Kavi said, "Please forgive my lack of knowledge. It seems that none of the Fatui executives I have heard of are from Solstice. Do they really have Solstice executives?"

"Good idea, I will spread false information like "The Fatui executive officers are actually foreign spies"."