Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"El Haisen, stop struggling and put on this maid costume obediently! Look at the fine stitches, the soft fabric, and the gorgeous decorations. You and it are the perfect match!"

"El Haisen, what Yingzai said makes sense. You were born to wear a maid outfit. If I can't see you wearing this maid outfit, then my future life will be like I can never tell a bad joke."

"El Haisen, do you know? I once accidentally ate a hallucinogenic mushroom. In that dreamlike illusion, I saw you, the beautiful one wearing a maid outfit. You can definitely be called a Sumeru beauty."

"El Haisen, as long as you agree to my request for this lifetime, I will never quarrel with you again..."

"Unfamiliar ceiling."

Grown-up Sumerus don’t dream, but that doesn’t mean they won’t fall into illusions.

He closed his eyes and opened them again. The empty sky curtain replaced the ceiling of his home. Elhaisen watched the passing white clouds calmly and indifferently. He gave up the boring struggle and ignored Kavi who was shrugging and laughing at the side.

As a self-disciplined scholar, when he woke up in the early morning, he saw a pair of fluorescent eyes at the same time as the ceiling. The color of the eyes was the same as the color of the sky now.

As expected, the instigator was the fox monster who was very willing to reveal his name.

"Grandma, just rest assured and leave Elhaisen to me. I will definitely give him a wonderful trip to Fontaine... Let me tell you secretly, I have secretly checked before, and there are two large-scale blind date events in Fontaine. We can catch up now if we go there."

"You are such a thoughtful kid. Grandma only mentioned it briefly, but you took it to heart."

The well-educated grey-haired old lady touched the soft fox ears of the attendant god Yingzai and smiled elegantly, "Of course I feel relieved to leave Al to your grandmother. Who doesn't know that Yingzai is very reliable?"

"This is the snack my grandma prepared. Take it with you to satisfy your craving on the road." The old woman pointed to the snack boxes piled up around her that were almost as tall as a person. She blinked playfully, and the crow's feet at the corners of her eyes were filled with a smile.

"Remember to feed Al a few pieces. Just because he doesn't talk much doesn't mean he's not greedy. Be careful to keep an eye on him when we get to Fontaine, otherwise he will definitely run away."

"I have no desire to get married at the moment. It is difficult to find a partner with the same ideals, but Kawi is hopeful."

"El Haisen, you are really ignorant of the current situation~"

Kavi smiled and patted the shoulder of Elhaisen, who was tied to the stretcher like a cicada pupa. His blond bangs suddenly drooped down and he threatened gloomily: "Your life and property now depend on my thoughts. I will never let you escape the blind date."

"Grandma! Don't worry. As Elhaisen's best friend, I will urge him to have a baby as soon as possible so that you can hold your great-grandson." Kavi smiled brightly and waved his hand, promising solemnly.

The samurai Yingzhai clapped his hands and said, "That's right, Kavi will definitely be optimistic about El Haisen. After all, Auntie had urged Kavi before, so when I wrote the application letter, I also wrote Kavi's name and conditions."

"Kavi can go on a blind date with El Haisen, but considering that they are likely to quarrel, I also wrote down the reliable Tinari. However, Tinari alone may not be able to see through the two of them, so I decided to send Brother Senor, who is very reliable when he is not telling jokes."

"It's really not surprising." Tinari felt tired. "But why did you write Seno on it? He is indeed very reliable, but this trip to Fontaine for vacation and attending the wedding is just the right time for him to relax."

Kavi asked anxiously, "Tinari, is this what you care about? I care more about why my friends are urging me to get married too!?"

Seno also asked: "This is not surprising, Kavi, you are two years older than El Haisen. But, Yingsai, you didn't sign up for yourself? It's strange, you should participate in this kind of thing throughout the process."

"Ah~ Of course it's because I have a fiancée. She's usually in Fontaine. Otherwise, why do you think I go there every year?"

"..."

"You have a fiancée?" Kavi's breath hitched, "I can't tell you have a fiancée. I thought you were the same as us."

"Oh, I had it when I was nine."

"It's not something surprising. The ideas of Inazuma are quite traditional, and arranged marriages are normal." Elhaisen lowered his slightly raised head and said calmly.

“It’s not an arranged marriage.”

Lifting his hair upward with his palm, the God of Servant Yingsai smiled proudly and said:

"I found my fiancée through my own efforts. What era is this? The right thing to do is to work hard to find a fiancée! Although the subsequent developments were somewhat unexpected."

"But this is something that both gods agree on, and I will not refute this fact. I can only accept the unexpected development."

The attendant god Yingsai sighed helplessly: "In order to respect my fiancée, I did not write my name on the registration letter. Instead, I chose to write another letter and asked her to help me register."

Kavi covered his forehead in pain: "Every word is in Sumeru language, but I don't recognize the combination. Is your fiancée so willing to play with you?"

"Well, I understand. It seems that this time..."

"We should prepare some gifts."

Taking out the cloth specially used by Seno to cover his mouth, Tinari said solemnly: "After all, it's the first time we meet, it's not good to go empty-handed. Is there anything your fiancée likes?"

"Hmm~"

The valet Yingsai held his chin in thought, "As an executive of the Fatui who likes to pick up children, she cares a lot about the Hearth House under her name, so she can bring some children's toys over."

"Besides that, she is also concerned about the prophecy that has been circulating in Fontaine. Perhaps we can bring some books about the prophecy?"

"..."

"Haha~ What an unexpected combination." The old woman shook her head and smiled.

Seno took the cloth out of his mouth with resentment, looked at the dazed Tinari, and explained: "I didn't mean to tell a joke just now. But just like grandma said, it is indeed an unexpected combination. I hope we can get along well with that Fontaine lover."

"By the way, 'hu' and 'fox' have similar pronunciations. This not only takes into account the executive officer's love for Fontaine, but also takes into account the fact that the legendary cold-blooded executive dotes on Yingsai and is willing to play with him."

Kavi was puzzled: "This is not just unexpected. Sakurazhai, you usually go out to deal with the Fatui. Fatui disappear suddenly from time to time. Your relationship with the Fatui shouldn't be that close."

This is already a euphemism, considering that Inazuma once invited the Fatui to hold a swimming competition and a battle royale game, to say that their relationship is disgusted with each other is a compliment.

"Hating the Fatui doesn't mean that I have a bad relationship with the Fatui executive. Just like what Arachno once said: liking you doesn't mean I like getting along with you." The attendant god Sakurasai smiled maliciously:

"This principle is also very suitable for you. Liking like-minded people does not mean you have to look for like-minded people, El Haisen! I swear in the name of Tartaglia, who I threw into the trash can last night, that I will definitely help you find the person you like this time!"

"...What an evil truth." Faced with the same situation at this moment, Kavi couldn't help feeling a little helpless.

Because his adoptive father had no intention of urging him, and he did not have the worries of Kavi and El Haisen, Seno said with some leisure: "I am more curious about the guy named Tartaglia yesterday. Wasn't he taken away by a Fatui?"

"The Fatui yesterday was from Arlecino, and was born in the "House of Hearth". I am a fox that can be called "mother" by the children of the "House of Hearth"!"

Tinari shook his head: "How pitiful, Tartaglia..."

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"Ahem——"

Tartaglia sneezed and looked at the Fatui who had picked him up this morning while he was unconscious. "Thank you for your help. If someone found me lying there in tattered clothes, I'm afraid my reputation would be ruined..."

"You're welcome."

The Fatui thought of Tartaglia, who was still wearing a maid outfit when they rushed over last night, and grinned innocently.

I heard that the maid outfit will be auctioned when Tartaglia becomes an executive and her fame spreads throughout the continent of Teyvat. I don’t know how many years I have to wait before I can see the real show.