Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness

"The system update is complete! 6G speed boy..."

"I may not have come at the right time."

Seeing this confrontation scene, even the system that just popped up turned off the panel very wisely.

"What the hell?! Where did the dog come from?"

"Lou Li", who was lying on Chen Gaoyuan's body, looked at the source of the sound very displeased, and saw a little yellow Shiba Inu wearing a bamboo hat standing not far away.Obviously, the source of the sound just now came from it.

The moment Chen Gaoyuan saw this figure, he had a bad premonition, as if he had expected something.His House of Commons skipped over its own House of Lords, making split-second decisions.

"Stay one by one"

Before he could finish his next word, the attack came quietly.

"ido not wish to be horny any more!!!"

The sword was unsheathed, the light of the sword flashed, the air wave exploded, the space was shattered, and the bamboo hat shook.

"I just want to be happy!"

Endless cherry blossoms drifted across the air, and a tear trail slowly slipped down from cheens' eyes.

Feeling the lightness on his body, Chen Gaoyuan personally felt the treatment of falling from heaven to hell.

The bad news is that you can't be sensual.

The good news is that………

There's good news for farts.

"Congratulations on unlocking the legendary entourage: cheems' special hidden skill "Brother Beheading"! ! ! "

"Brother beheading: When there are single dogs close to cheems around who want to have sex with the evil that tempted him, Cheems will immediately rush to help him kill the source of the evil."

"Hurry up and say thank you cheems!"

"Listen to me thank you..."

"Boiled!!!"

Looking at the "loli" in his arms that turned into black mist and disappeared, Chen Gaoyuan shed "tears of emotion".

Immediately rushed over, starting with a kick at Cheems.

"Woooooooooooooooooooo..."

After Cheems was kicked out, after whimpering a few times, he turned into a streamer and disappeared, returning to the system.

At the same time, Chen Gaoyuan found that the black mist around him also began to dissipate.Soon the surrounding environment returned to normal, and the outside sunlight shone smoothly into the dilapidated noodle shop.

After seeing that the noodle shop returned to normal, the special police surrounded outside also swarmed up.Rescued the people who were still fighting with the monster inside.

But what no one noticed was that there were still wisps of black mist that quietly penetrated into Chen Gaoyuan's body along the airflow.

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"Head...so dizzy...body...so sore..."

"This, where is this?"

After Yoyo woke up, "Lou Li" covered her head and looked around, looking blankly at the tables, chairs and blackboard around her.Suddenly remembered something, His face instantly turned crimson from chin to forehead.

"Wait, what did I just do with that rogue human?!"

"No, it should be what that trash fish human did to me..."

"It's as if nothing happened."

"Then where am I?"

Standing up and patting the dust off the corners of the white skirt, "Lou Li" crossed her arms and looked around her surroundings.

"The Self-Cultivation of the Rogue System"

"Little Sunflower Teacher Class Notes"

"How to Attract a Host Blinded by Slaanesh"

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After casually picking up a few books on the desk and flipping through them a few times, I lost interest. "Lou Li" lifted the lantern around her waist, patted it and put it down in disappointment.

At this point, it seems that He can no longer release his power.

Recalling the days when I was thrown into the kitchen, my abilities were sealed, and I worked like a coolie every day.

After waiting for so long and preparing for so many years, I finally waited until the world was in chaos and had a chance to turn around.

You won't be locked up again, will you?

"Lolita" shook her head desperately, trying to refuse to accept the reality.

It was at this moment that the lights in the entire classroom were suddenly turned on.The entire huge classroom suddenly lit up, and a smiling sunflower appeared on the podium out of nowhere.

Before "Lolita" figured out the situation, several colored light clusters exuding strange auras that came from who didn't know where suddenly surrounded him.

"Yo! Welcome new member!"

"Looks like another person is going to take Mr. Sunflower's "class" with us."

"Hey! Why is it a woman who came in this time! It's super!"

"Newcomers, don't be nervous, we are serious..."

"…………Depend on!"

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After escaping from the noodle shop, there was no time for joy.With a dazed expression, Chen Gaoyuan was caught by a group of heavily armed black-clothed special police with a sliding shovel and a grab.What's more, in a face-to-face meeting, he directly gave himself a seven-fold lock of love than gold.

Chen Gaoyuan almost thought that he was going to suffocate to death.

After Xi mentioned a pair of silver bracelets, Chen Gaoyuan was thrown into the prison on the spot, and sat on the criminal detention chair and waited for a long time before he was released.

During the period of squatting, he also experienced a very "harmonious" and "friendly" communication with the system.At the end of the quarrel, the system turned upside down, threw the update reward on Chen Gaoyuan's face, and then shut down the microphone without speaking.

The so-called update reward is just a gold and black "Back Room Quick Cut Contest Entry Ticket".On the front and back, there are a bunch of minions in yellow chemical protective suits dancing wildly on the stage.

At first glance, it looks like an unscrupulous party.

Wait until the police on duty call him out.Chen Gaoyuan came out and saw that it was not his relatives and parents who helped him out on bail, but the store manager who had only met twice before and Lao Lin, who had a bruised nose and a swollen face with a plaster bandage.

After seeing Lao Lin, Chen Gaoyuan was ready to exhale the fragrance immediately.But when he saw the large stack of thick red banknotes handed over by the other party with an apologetic face, the originally opened mouth refused to obey and closed again.

But after experiencing such a dangerous thing, how could he let it go?

Until Lao Lin took out a stack of banknotes again as a hush money for this incident, the store manager behind him was already prepared and took out a non-disclosure agreement.And her eyes kept looking up and down on Chen Gaoyuan, as if she wanted to see something from the man in front of her.

After seeing Chen Gaoyuan accept the compensation and sign the agreement, Lao Lin didn't beat around the bush, and fired Chen Gaoyuan straight to the point.

The reason is that the noodle shop has exploded, and the waiter is no longer necessary.

"I fuck you! You think this is all..."

Lao Lin handed over another stack of banknotes.

"But if you fire me, then my job this month..."

Lao Lin handed over a stack of banknotes again preparedly.

"walk slowly!"

Chen Gaoyuan laughed and held the four stacks of banknotes in his hands. Nothing can touch people's hearts more than money.

When I went back, I smashed my computer.

Shotgun for cannon, isn't he good?

When Chen Gaoyuan left the bureau's gate full of joy, several agents in black suits and sunglasses came out from the shadowed corner, gesturing and followed Chen Gaoyuan secretly.