Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness

"Write Nima's homework!!!"

After putting down the pen in his hand, Chen Gaoyuan stretched wearily.Looking at the mountain of test papers on the table, he couldn't help cursing.

This is already the result of his explosive writing at home until ten o'clock in the evening.

Chinese teacher: Students, there are not many papers per day during the winter vacation, right?

Math teacher: Hey!Usually you don't do your homework, but now you have to make up for it during the winter vacation.I'm the same as you, I'm an experienced person, not too bad, not many papers a day!

English teacher: Everybody!English can not relax!Set a small goal to complete a small exercise book this winter vacation, not much homework, right?

Other elective teachers: I asked other teachers, and they didn't assign much homework!Can't relax during the winter vacation!To struggle!So one paper a day is not much!

"Eliminate human tyranny! The world belongs to the three bodies!" Chen Gaoyuan looked at the smallpox with emotion, and jumped onto the bed.

Looking at Xiao Hei who was playing with the baby face in the hall, Chen Gaoyuan suddenly had a whim.He took one of his own test papers and stuffed them into the hands of Baby Face and Xiao Hei.

Babyface opened his mouth and almost ate the test paper, but Xiao Hei confidently picked up the pen and began to write on the desk.

"Xiao Hei is the most reliable! I will add two eggs to the instant noodles for you tonight!" Chen Gaoyuan nodded in satisfaction and lay down on the bed.While looking at the system panel, he shouted at Xiao Hei from a distance.

Xiao Hei's writing speed became faster.

"Loading mission module..."

"Mission: Work for a full month in a noodle restaurant that is not too good"

"Current Status: Completed"

"Sending rewards..."

"?????"

When will I work for a full month?

Have I been given time to delete by the Crimson King?

After feeling the question marks on Chen Gaoyuan's face, the system rudely gave the reason for the completion, that is: the noodle shop was dismissed.

"Damn, it's really gone. I always thought it was just an excuse made up by Lao Lin!"

"Congratulations to the host for getting the reward: special skill dog head life-saving (gold)"

"Koutou life-saving (gold): When you are hunted down and persecuted, you can send a dog's head to the other party to force the other party to give up hunting and persecuting you (can only be used once a week)"

"Oh?! Life-saving skills! Earn blood!"

The first time he acquired this special skill, Chen Gaoyuan planned to try it out.

But after looking at the week-long cooling time, he gave up.

If this ability is used in simulation, maybe it will be even more useful.

"Wait! Xiao Hei! What are you writing!!!" Turning his head and seeing the homework book full of 0s and 1s, Chen Gaoyuan unceremoniously pointed his hands at the sides of Xiao Hei's temples , came a "Meiya Iron Fist".

"Boom! Boom! Boom!" But just as he was about to continue to teach Xiao Hei a lesson, there was a sudden knock on the door.

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"Hu! Hu! Hu!"

"Finally escaped!!!"

Thinking of the fear of being dominated by human beings, a man with a blunt expression and a strange smile moved in the middle of the night like a ten-year-old plug-in, taking advantage of the night and shadows to keep hiding and moving.

"No, I have to find a place to hide!!!" Feeling the noisy pursuers a hundred meters away.The man panicked, and when the security guards who were sleeping in the security booth didn't notice it, it immediately sneaked into the community like a wind.

"Damn pig teammates! You can't play anyone! What kind of horses are they all dressed up?"

"Ah! Lord Gabriel! Please save me!" (PS: Gabriel here refers to a dummy who pretends to be the angel Gabriel on the dummy side, and is one of the highest-level dummy. )

After hiding in the shadow of a residential building, the man's face quickly melted and disintegrated, revealing an extremely hideous and terrifying black face, which was still talking to itself and observing the surroundings without any facial features.

As an elite dummy who has practiced for two and a half years, jam has more than a dozen human identities that it has replaced and stolen from the replaced, and has a long acting life experience.

It thinks that there will be absolutely no problem with dressing up.

No one understands humans better than I do!

Absolutely absolutely no problems.

It even wrote a book "How to Be a Normal Human Being" in the beautiful country, which once became a bestseller and sold all over the world.

For this matter, it even approached Gabriel once.

When did our organization have so many fake people?

Plus various operations, and Gabriel's ten years of preparation.I can definitely pass the customs inspection of the dragon country, and can easily sneak into the dragon country, find victims in the dragon country, and carry forward and revive the rule of their puppet clan.

But he made a very serious mistake.

"There's something wrong with the person behind you!" Looking at Jam with a smile on his face, the customs inspector pointed directly at the companion behind him who was walking upside down with his head on the ground and a bright smile on his face. Said.

But any human, even a cloud human, is not so arrogant.

Under the judgment of high and low, jam saw that something was wrong, and instantly realized that he was cheated by the (*big genius) teammate behind him, so he immediately revealed his real body.

"Now that you know everything, let's do it directly!

As a result, when he just broke through the defense line of the special police and successfully "sneaked in", he was stopped by a bald dwarf who didn't know where he came from.

"This is not a plea, this is a pile of compressed towels."

"If you put it in water, it will grow and grow bigger. If you don't believe me, look."

"It's very absorbent."

Without waiting for Jam to react, the dwarf's hand, which was originally a white ball like rice cake, turned into a super big white giant in a few seconds, and rushed towards Jam, entangled him tightly.

No matter how much strength Jam uses, tearing the white giant's body in any way can't shatter it.

"The people of Longguo are so perverted!!!" Thinking of the "fermented bean curd" and "preserved eggs" fed to them by the man in black in the interrogation room, and forced them to use special abilities to work on the assembly line of the supernatural factory. Jam is still fresh in my memory.

10 hours a day!The hypocrites can't take it anymore! ! !

According to those who held them, they worked more hours as humans.

There was already a companion who couldn't stand such treatment and was directly blackened.

When did human beings become so strong?

Fortunately, it took advantage of the coming of the blood moon, and the armed forces of the local government ran out with a group of supernatural joint strikes when they were overwhelmed.

In order to get rid of the pursuit behind it, it must now find a "lucky" home.Then turn into the appearance of the other party, and then take over his identity after killing "Lucky" to live in society and find more victims.

Jam looked around, and after confirming that no one was there, he used his ability to interfere with the monitoring, sneaked into a residential building and said to himself: "There is no delay, so let's start now!"

It was pasted in front of the door of a family on the second floor, and Jam quickly obtained information about the family inside. The originally blurred and distorted facial features began to gradually become stylish, but within a few seconds, they turned into a somewhat hunched, full-faced A little old man with white hair.

"Very good, the old man living alone! This is the house!" Jam was delighted in his heart, and after knocking lightly on the door a few times, he pushed open the door (the dummy can directly destroy the door lock).

"I'mcoming!!!" Jam poked his head out from behind the door and greeted happily.But when he saw the scene in the room, he couldn't help being stunned for a moment.

In the messy room, all kinds of collapsed furniture were piled up on the spotless floor.The little old man who is exactly the same as Jam is now wearing a red star hat and an old green military uniform. He is holding an iron-blooded sword with a few strands of red cherry hanging on it. He is confronting a gray ghost in the corner of the ceiling.

There were several shocking knife marks on the gray ghost's body. At this moment, this little old man exuded a murderous intent, which can only be whetted from the gunfire of the pile of corpses.

"Huh?!" The white-haired and short old man slowly turned his head and glanced at the jam who pretended to be exactly the same as himself, and shouted loudly: "Where is the evildoer! Do you dare to ask about the big knife in my hand!! !"

Jam looked up at the gray ghost lying in the corner of the ceiling with a pleading face.That expression seemed to say: brother, save me.

Facing the murderous intent rushing nine feet, Jam slowly stepped back and gently closed the door.

"Ouch!"

"I don't bother, I'm leaving first..."