Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness

"Wow, everyone is here!"

"But... to be honest... a little...cough..."

After being taken away by "Lolita" with black mist, Chen Gaoyuan and Bei Ye Lao Ba were thrown into a large room they had never seen before.In the room, Chen Gaoyuan saw that "Xiuer" who had just separated from him not long ago was also tied up in the air.

There were also a bunch of strangers I hadn't seen and some shop assistants in work clothes who were in a coma.

It's just that I don't know if it's because of some fierce battles or some bad taste of that "loli".Everyone was tied up in the air in the way of tortoise shells, and those who didn't know thought they were holding some special group party.

How does this play?

Is there anyone to save me?

"Yo, you're here too!" Seeing that Chen Gaoyuan was also hanging in the sky, "Xiu'er" made him smile knowingly.

"How do you laugh now?!" Chen Gaoyuan glared at the other party, turning his head away and waiting for death.

"Don't be so desperate, we'll be leaving right away." "Xiu'er" didn't panic after being tied up. Instead, she moved her face closer and said to Chen Gaoyuan in a very small voice, and then he turned towards the air Open your mouth wide.

"So you're very brave!" Suddenly the voice of "Lolita" came from behind, and he glanced coldly at Chen Gaoyuan and this "Xiuji".

"Please, I'm super brave, okay!!!"

"Aha? As expected of a human being, a trash fish is a trash fish, and it still carries barbershops."

"..." Chen Gaoyuan glanced at "Xiu'er" with the eyes of a mentally retarded person, but the next scene was something he would never forget for the rest of his life.

"I am fat tiger one by one"

"I am the king of children one by one"

The treble that was terrifying enough to destroy the world reverberated in this room, and Lao Ba and Master Bei, who were still in a coma, were suddenly awakened by this song.

"Lolita" let out a painful scream when she heard the high pitch, and desperately blocked her ears with all the black mist around her.

Since all of them were bound, there was no way to cover their ears.After three seconds of painful time that felt like a century, all of us were surprised to find that this "loli" actually used the black mist that bound them as earplugs in order to block their ears.

"Withdraw! Quickly withdraw!"

Taking advantage of this time, all the people who were tied up ran out desperately.

It was unstoppable like a meal in a student cafeteria.

"Shut up! You bastard!" "Xiu'er" who was singing was interrupted with a slap, and "Lou Li" snapped her fingers in the air.A group of humanoid monsters covered in black mist reappeared in front of them from the black mist, trying to stop them from escaping.

Chen Gaoyuan didn't dare to stop, and made a chitin knuckle on his fist, and broke through the encirclement first with each punch, attracting the attention of "Lou Li".

Seeing the black mist around him, it gathered towards him again.Chen Gaoyuan was very anxious.Suddenly thought of something, he quickly took a cardboard coupon from the "worn cloth bag".

"Child robbery experience coupon (purple): You can designate any object and let him (her, it, him) receive a very bad child robbery physical examination. (one-time use)"

Damn, it's a fern!

Although I don't know what effect this thing has.

I don't have to wait for myself to burp at this time, it's really useless.

Following Chen Gaoyuan's order, this "Children's Robbery Experience Voucher" was like a scratch card, the upper layer of packaging melted directly, and finally a group photo of several Teletubbies was revealed.

It's just that there are billions of things wrong with these Teletubbies.

The four red, yellow, purple, and green Teletubbies lost their usual smiles. Their eye sockets were filled with black holes, and horrifying blood flowed from the eye sockets to their chins. The gray and white background further enhanced the terrifying atmosphere.

"Damn, it's really a child robbery! I won't dare to go back to watch Tiantubao again..." Chen Gaoyuan patted his chest with lingering fear, before he finished speaking.Several terrifying and inhuman screams sounded from all directions.

"What is the dog barking! It's so noisy! Will you please stop it!" Hearing the barking, "Lou Li" waved her long sleeves impatiently, facing a tall black monster beside her. Angrily said.

The black monster looked blank. The seven hands on his body were gesticulating in a hurry, and the remaining one was also puzzled, and kept shaking his head there.

"Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", piercing screams suddenly sounded from behind the black monster, and then a giant red spider leg directly gave the black monster a chill.

Black blood shot out from the black monster's chest, and several drops of stinky black blood splashed onto the collar of "Lou Li".

"Lou Li" looked at the guy who made the shot, his orange eyes lost their brightness for an instant.

In his eyes, a terrifying version of Teletubbies with a height of more than six meters, four spider legs on the lower body, and ridiculously huge red hands on the upper body was tearing apart the black monster with a grinning grin in the black hole's eye sockets.

But it was only for a moment, "Lolita" stared.Countless eyeballs directly appeared on the body of the terrifying version of the Teletubbies, and the painful and piercing wailing continued to pass through the Teletubbies.

"Huh! Interesting miscellaneous fish." Looking at a few similar, long and strangely shaped Teletubbies not far away, Chen Gaoyuan hurriedly escaped. There was an imperceptible smile on the corner of "Lolita".

Realizing that Chen Gaoyuan would flee to the gate if he continued like this, "Lou Li" stared slightly.

"It's time to get serious." Instantly got rid of half of his body in front of him, and slapped the Teletubbies who were still trying to attack him to death. "Lolita" body.The tip of the white high-heeled shoes on the feet rotated in place, and appeared on Chen Gaoyuan's escape route out of thin air.

Facing several teletubbies with distorted figures and fangs. "Lou Li" was the same as before, just waved his hand and beat these guys who rushed over and screamed.

But according to Chen Gaoyuan's observation, he was surprised to find out.No matter how these terrifying Teletubbies launch any attack on the white silk "Lolita" in front of him, the body of this white silk "Lolita" will always turn into a cloud of black smoke and reassemble.

Laughing to death, it can't even break the defense.

It seemed that only his own shotgun and fists could make the opponent retreat slightly.

At the moment when she hit the opponent, "Lou Li" was touching the wound on her cheek, the word "shock" was almost written all over her face, and the eyes that looked at Chen Gaoyuan became more and more like looking at a new animal. Like buying a pet.

Taking advantage of the teletubbies in front of him desperately trying to attract "Lolita"'s attention.While pulling the trigger of the shotgun, Chen Gaoyuan hastily mobilized his House of Lords and quickly made a judgment.

He alone, even with these terrifying Teletubbies, couldn't escort him out safely, let alone that Xiao Hei.So he had to use another gadget.

Taking out a potion containing a strange unknown liquid again, Chen Gaoyuan took out his own pixel fishing rod, pointed it at the mouth of the bottle and tied it with a set of straps, and finally successfully poured ""Splash Potion of Unknown Attribute (White)" It is firmly fixed on the hook of the pixel fishing rod.

"Splash Potion of Unknown Attributes (White): Believe me, even a witch like this won't use it. After all, the fear of human beings is the unknown. (Throwing this thing on the target will randomly give the target an unknown amount of unknown attributes.) "

"Take it, a potion fishhook with a radius of two and a half meters!!!"

Seeing this kind of attack, "Lou Li" didn't even bother to dodge it, and let the fishhook wrapped in potion hit her clothes.

Playfulness flashed across his face, and an imperceptible blush appeared on both sides of "Lou Li"'s cheeks.

"Boring miscellaneous fish ∽"

"Do you really think this potion can hurt me?!"

"It's so naive!!!"

"Miscellaneous fish, miscellaneous fish, miscellaneous..."

"Reminder: The host used a splash potion (white) with unknown properties, which caused the following random potion effects on the target." (Reminder: The system has been updated, but the prompt and notification modules are still retained.)

"Mental fragility (highest level): The effect remains for 5 minutes."

"Charm (highest level): The effect remains for 48 hours."

"Devotion (highest level): The effect remains for 48 hours."

"I want astringent (highest level): The effect remains for 48 hours."

"Lichi, what lychee do you want me to take? (Highest level): I have 48 hours left."

"Physical Enhancement XI: The effect remains for 48 hours."

"Energetic Xll: The effect remains for 48 hours."

"Resistance increase X: The effect remains for 48 hours."

"Rage X: The effect remains for 10 minutes."

"…………"

"It's over!!!"

Looking at the flushed face, the "pink heart-shaped ring" in the eyes, and the "Lolita" who exhales white mist delicately from the mouth.Chen Gaoyuan immediately sensed something was wrong, and his legs shrank inward unconsciously.

"Hey~"

The coverage area of ​​the black mist suddenly expanded, covering everything around except the two of them, leaving only a small space for the two of them.

Looking at the "Lolita" who had begun to dishonest with one hand and ravaged the pressured Gothic costume, Chen Gaoyuan swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said tremblingly, "You...you...what do you want?"

"What do you want?" Licking her lips, "Lou Li" strongly restrained her trembling torso, and said slowly.

"Miss...Chen Jun, I think you don't understand at all?!"

"How do you know my name!"

"Don't worry about that, do you know why you can hurt me as a human being?"

"Why...why?"

"I do not know either."

"?????"

"So! Let me be healthy!!!"

"do not want!"

"Be obedient!!!" While speaking, "Lou Li" swooped down and easily overwhelmed Chen Gaoyuan who was two heads taller than him.

"Don't!" Chen Gaoyuan still wanted to struggle, but feeling the weight of a thousand tons on his body, Chen Gaoyuan knew that everything he did was in vain.

Seeing that he became more and more crazy, his hands began to touch the "loli" on his body, so Chen Gaoyuan was forced to give up "resistance" very "unwillingly".

But at this moment, a very serious and serious voice came from the side.

"silence, wench!!!" (Shut up, woman!!!)