Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness

"System, what are you doing! Ouch! Stop persecuting the leader!"

The system ignored him and loaded the panel on its own.

"Loading simulation, please wait..."

"Ding! In another world, you are a very "charismatic" man. You can openly go whoring from the convenience store downstairs with just one mouth on weekdays, and you can make those who don't want to pay attention to it by saying "this land"." Your interviewers were all moved. But after work, you like to send a video of a chicken nugget that has been spinning for 10 minutes to your boss and colleagues to let them experience the mystery. One day, your boss and colleagues When I came out of the corridor surrounded by my colleagues, I was assassinated by an assassin in a black limousine. Open your eyes and you will be in the back room.”

"When you die in the simulation, the simulation will automatically end."

"After each simulation, the system will issue different rewards according to the host's exploration progress and corresponding behavior."

"Good luck, wanderer..."

"What outrageous cow and horse plot?"

"Strongly turn this into a TV series, Bao Liang... Can you stop flashing while I'm talking?!!!"

A strong flash of light flashed in front of his eyes again, Chen Gaoyuan covered his eyes and complained loudly.

After the flash of light disappeared, he found himself in a gray dry forest. When he looked up, the whole sky was also gray, and there was nothing.

There is also a small figure who is spinning in the hand.

"Spin Reply: Any evil will be brought to justice!!!"

Looking at this villain who has been screaming "huh" in his hand, Chen Gaoyuan held it in his palm curiously, and looked left and right.

"I really have a relationship with the woods!"

Put the rotating reply into a damaged cloth bag, and knocked a big gray tree next to it with his hand, and found that the texture of this tree seemed a little different.It feels like picking a hollow plastic tube.

"Item Deadwood: The decorative props on the periphery of this level are not very useful, you have been deceived..."

"Or is he a fake?"

Sure enough, I broke it hard...

There seemed to be nothing else around.So Chen Gaoyuan started to walk around here at random, and after going around in circles for a few minutes, a large wooden apartment that radiated light all around appeared in front of his eyes.

Pass through the big iron gate at the entrance and take a closer look. There are a bunch of jack-o-lanterns and skeleton racks at the entrance of this large wooden apartment.At this door, there were a few humans holding a few pieces of paper in one hand and some rough wooden sticks in the other, and cornered another black-haired woman carrying a small schoolbag into a corner.

"Come on! Where did you hide your nine bags of candy?"

"Say! Talk! Don't talk!"

Leaning against another wall, Chen Gaoyuan covered his face with his hands speechlessly while listening to the Chinese accents of those senior officers.

There was a trace of blood dripping from the corner of the surrounded person's mouth. She stubbornly raised her head and spit out a standard Longguo dialect to those people: "I won't tell you even if I kill you!"

"you!"

One of the strong men was about to hit him with a wooden stick in his hand, but another tall and thin man with a mustache and round glasses who was headed beside him stretched out his hand to stop him.

Then the tall and thin man squatted down, stretched out his hand against the woman's pointed chin and said slowly in Taijun's words: "Little messenger, I would like to advise you."

"There is an old saying in the country of the deaf (Long country)."

"Wei Junjie (named Junjie) who is called Xixiwu (knows current affairs)."

"Wo believes that the instruments of torture in our hands will be able to pry your mouth open."

"Wo hopes that you will cooperate well with us and tell us where your candies are stored."

"Women will not treat you badly..."

"Hahahahahahahahaha!!!"

After saying these words, Chen Gaoyuan couldn't bear it any longer, and he blushed and laughed wantonly.A few people were so scared that they quickly picked up the wooden sticks in their hands and stared at the place where Chen Gaoyuan was hiding.

When he was discovered laughing, Chen Gaoyuan simply stopped pretending.Clutching his sore stomach from laughing, he smiled in front of these people and said, "Wc, where did you learn this, it's very flavorful!"

"If I were a policeman, I would strictly investigate the three generations of your ancestors."

These few people froze for a moment, and the tall thin man in the lead frowned and said a lot of sakura language to the person next to him.

"Damn! You can't really be Sakura people!" Chen Gaoyuan watched those strong men surround him, and his heart skipped a beat.

He thought it was acting.

"Deaf Siddie!!! (Kill him!!!)"

This time, Chen Gaoyuan understood.He immediately turned cold, and easily snatched the wooden stick thrown by a person, and inserted the thin end into the opponent's big nostril with his backhand.

"It really is a group of little cherry blossoms!"

"I really put gold on your face!"

Two punches directly sent a person flying four or five meters away. After seeing such a sturdy "strong man", these little cherry blossoms lifted up their fallen companions and quickly evacuated from here.Only a few purple sheets and the woman resting against the wall remained.

"Messenger Huang Liya: A native of Dragon Kingdom who serves as a messenger and helps deliver messages at all levels."

Since they are all from Longguo, Chen Gaoyuan finally understood from Huang Liya's mouth why these "Tailords" wanted to question her for a few bags of candies after a smooth and friendly exchange.

It turned out that the level I was in now was level 616 in the back room, a place called a haunted house.

According to the flyer for this place, you must collect 10 bags of candy if you want to leave.

And these candies are distributed in different places on this level. level616 switches between two states, called "Peace State" and "Killing State".

In a peaceful state, these candies are hard to find.

These candies are easier to find only in the killing state.

And Huang Liya delivered an important message in order to leave this ghost place as soon as possible and reach the target level.So she desperately collected nine packs of candy while she was in the "killing state".

And these people from the Little Cherry Blossom Country wanted to take a shortcut to snatch the candy she had collected with great difficulty.

Chen Gaoyuan took the bag of candy from Huang Liya after the courtesies.

Whoring for nothing is fucking delicious.

After entering this large wooden villa, facing the size of the space that is completely inconsistent with the outside, I rely on my intuition in many rooms.Chen Gaoyuan walked to the fourth door without hesitation, and unscrewed the doorknob.

Wow, there's a bag of candy right in front of you.

As a result, when he walked in, a bucket of ice water was directly buckled on his head together with the iron bucket.

The size of the iron bucket was just right for Chen Gaoyuan's head, and the whole iron bucket simply stuck on his head and couldn't come out.

No matter how much he tugged, he couldn't pull it off.

"Fuck, why can't you pull it out!!!"

"I eliminated!!!"

"Humph! Humph! Humph! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!"

On the wide aisle, since then, there has been a person covered by an iron bucket, releasing stench indiscriminately.

"Hello! Do you need help?!!!" I don't know how long it has been like this, a dull and slightly mischievous voice sounded from beside Chen Gaoyuan.

He hastily agreed, and after a muffled sound, the iron bucket was easily pulled out from above his head.

"?"

Why can't I pull it out?

Remember that my attribute panel can't unplug a bucket!

Treat me like a clown, huh?

"Sir, you are really unlucky. To be honest, this is the first time I have encountered these things on the head of the bucket since I was working." Looking at Chen Gaoyuan who was wet and embarrassed, the pumpkin with several long legs in front of him Deng couldn't help laughing out loud.

"........."

"Pumpkin head jack: A simple pumpkin head, the security guard of the haunted house, usually likes to steal the candies placed by Frank."

Without further entanglement with the other party, Chen Gaoyuan hurriedly turned around and walked towards the room he had entered before, because he still had to go there to get the bag of candies he had just found.

As a result, he was stupid when he opened the door.

What about my big bag of candy?

In just a few minutes, the bag of candy that was originally on the table disappeared.

Chen Gaoyuan didn't believe in evil, and planned to collect the whole room.As a result, when he found a corner of a bookcase, another bucket with ice water was accurately pinned on his head.

After a lot of hard work and hard work to find, the hard work pays off.In the end, he took the third bucket to wash his hair again.

After walking out of the room soaked all over, Chen Gaoyuan's eyes were filled with anger.But the door to the next room was also opened.

What came out of it was a combination of small cherry blossoms that were poured with an Ollie.

The unpleasant stench quickly spread to the entire corridor.

From this point of view, I suddenly felt that I was not a clown anymore.