Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness

"Boss Li (premium prize): You can exploit any existence in any way, and squeeze their residual value. (0.002%→0.006%)"

"Bald Qiang-Decisive Battle with Boss Li (Special Feature): In that year, Boss Li asked Bald Qiang to pay him to go to work...... (0.02%→0.06%)"

"King Jiji-The Monkey God Comes into the World (Special Feature): Who said that I, King Jiji, cannot rule Gouxiongling? (0.02%→0.06%)"

"Only strong-first entry into Gouxiong Ridge (color): Stinky Gouxiong, don't hinder me from cutting trees! (0.2%→0.6%)"

"Xiong Da (Cai): How dare you destroy our forest! (0.2% → 0.6%)"

"Xiong Er (Cai): Xiong Da! Bald Qiang is here to chop down trees again! (0.2%→0.6%)"

…………

"The probability is so low, no wonder I'm crooked!"

"It seems that compared to this, my color doesn't seem to be the highest?!"

Immediately, the original joy was washed away by a lot.But he was still not discouraged.

The disc is pretty good, right? "you were fooled"?

"you were fooled":……………

Put everything other than the CD, such as the two experience coupons, the arm-length pixel fishing rod, etc., into the frayed cloth bag (storage space) around his waist.

"Come on, let me see..."

"What a good job the system gave him this time."

Turning the front of the disc over, through the red moonlight from the breathing hole of the iron cabinet, he vaguely saw that a short man in red clothes seemed to be painted on the side of the disc, making a strange gesture.

"I can't see clearly..."

"But people can't hide in the cabinet all the time!"

"I have no way out!"

"This is a trial..."

"The emperor is me, Chen Gaoyuan!!!"

This time the system did not give him an identification, so Chen Gaoyuan decided to take a big gamble and insert this mysterious CD directly into his head.

"What b movement?!"

The emotional prelude sounded in my mind...

"okay!!!"

"Follow me, Ali Batty ≈! (Everyone shakes)"

"I have a lot of AK! In the flying car~! (hendroengkeng)"

"Play five csgo∽... (featuringdiegotakupaz)"

"Disguised gift for wave reception ≈... (specialsongforyou)"

"Pulled a radish radish radish ≈ (goyanguburuburuburubur)"

"I pulled out a radish radish ≈≈"

"Pulled a radish radish radish ≈≈≈≈"

Listening to the gradually rising melody and tone, Chen Gaoyuan's hands trembled slightly, and the muscles in his eyelids were gathering strength...

"I want to sleep with garbage~~"

"Look at the keyboard, isn't it big ≈"

"Mom, don't mess with cooking~~~"

"I want a gift from Gaiaub and Rob ≈≈~≈"

"When it's over, my man can't help but add three pieces of fermented bean curd~~"

"Oh! Fermented bean curd ≈"

"Three pieces of fermented bean curd ≈"

"Three pieces of fermented bean curd ≈≈≈"

"All...all...all...all...all..."

Complying with this rhythm is like the calm before a huge wave.Hearing this, Chen Gaoyuan's closed eyelids suddenly opened at this moment, and the pair of absent-minded pupils in his eyes suddenly zoomed in and out.He opened his mouth and subconsciously said softly:

"coming………"

"Den!"

With a clear sound, a brown man in a red coat with a confident smile on his face that sees through the waves of the world is putting his right hand on his chest and stretching out his index finger, middle finger and little finger.

The whole world froze for a moment at this moment.

"Stand-In: Indonesian Broadband

Strength: c--

Speed: e--

Range: a

Sustainability: e--

Growth: c+

Precision: c+

Special ability: Two lines are open (because the substitute Indonesian broadband is two coexisting substitutes, so the two substitutes are fighting together.)

Traffic loss (your avatar can specify a target, and Indonesian Broadband will automatically consume its traffic until it reaches zero according to the strength and attributes of the target.)

Forced sales (when the target traffic reaches zero, the substitute Indonesian broadband will force recharge at the cost of the target's soul, so that the other party's traffic will be refreshed.)

"Efficient" business (at the moment when the target traffic is refreshed, all behavioral features of the target will be stopped until the traffic refresh is completed)”

"Damn it, what kind of panel is this! Is this a flying mark panel? Damn it!"

"This is not as strong as my original "You have been cheated"! "

"And it doesn't look very smart."

[Relax, this is definitely better than you as the host. ]

[(???)3丆(..???..)←(host) sb]

After hearing Chen Gaoyuan's words, the system panel suddenly flickered a few times, and several new windows popped up immediately.But after seeing that Chen Gaoyuan's expression was not right, he immediately closed those panels:

"It has been detected that the host already has a substitute!"

"Fusion evolution is being carried out automatically..."

African chief praying ing......

Chen Gaoyuan temporarily suppressed the anger in his heart, put his hands together, and waited for the result of the primary school student system.Sure enough, within ten seconds, a brand new system panel appeared in front of his eyes.

"Stand-In: Telecom Fraud

strength: c

Speed: b

Range: +∞

Sustainability: a

grow: b

Precision: c

Special ability: You have been deceived (When the other party finds out that he has been deceived, it will cause a huge blow to the other party's spirit.)

The wisher takes the bait (this ability allows the avatar to transform into anything the user wants to transform into)

Traffic stealing (you can designate a target and steal its traffic until it reaches zero. And those stolen traffic will be converted into special energy to restore your mental power)

"Efficient" business (at the moment when the target traffic is refreshed, all behavioral features of the target will be stopped until the traffic refresh is completed)

Forced sales (when the target traffic reaches zero, the substitute Indonesian broadband will force recharge at the cost of the target's soul, so that the other party's traffic will be refreshed.) "

"This... is this my new substitute?"

Looking at the young man in a bright red suit in front of him, feeling the oppression brought by this substitute, he couldn't help but drip a few drops of sweat from his chilly back.

The smile on the corner of the mouth reveals pleasure and cunning.

There was incomparable confidence in the slightly closed eyes.

The black and yellow intersecting slightly raised hair.

And that eye-catching dance.

"open!!!"

"The current remaining physical strength is 10/28"

"Do you want to run a simulation?"

"10 points of stamina have been automatically deducted, and the remaining..."

"This simulation defaults to manual simulation."

"The entry floor is: random"

"Extracting a replacement template for the host..."

"Li Hua (Purple): You can pull out a high school student with random attributes at any time to do things for you for free."

"Green Stinger (Green): It is said that this existence can fight Kun Kun for a year (two and a half years)"

"Clown(?): ↑(??v?v?)3丆(???_●?`?)?"

"Please make your choice quickly..."

"I'm professionally trained, I can't laugh..."

When he saw the last template, Chen Gaoyuan still couldn't help laughing in the cabinet.But when he thought of his current situation, to prevent being pulled out of the iron cabinet by the things outside, he quickly covered his mouth with his hands to prevent himself from continuing to laugh out loud.

"Clown, this wave must choose a clown."

"Brother Qiang's levels are all question marks, this clown shouldn't be far behind, right?"

"Drawing random talents for the host..."

After the template selection is completed, the system pops up a row of golden talents

"The advantage lies in my dance (white): After the battle, no matter whether you win or lose, you can dance an mvp settlement dance."

"Rotate chicken nuggets for 10 minutes (gold): You can turn into a two-dimensional creature within 10 minutes and start to rotate and move. A three-dimensional existence cannot attack you with ordinary means."

"Small Flying Stick's Counterattack (Blue): When the enemy's back is facing you, it can automatically attack the enemy's "vital" parts. ((*a bunch of garbled codes) Evaluation: Are you familiar with this "vital" part?)"

"Xiaoyangren's roar (blue): Come! Show him the new crown! Grass! Cough! Go! Ignore??????!!!"

"Super Brickist (Jin): What you say is getting more and more outrageous, and even completely distorted reality, but there will always be people who believe it."

"Environmentalist (Black): You can't stand anything that damages the environment."

"Tie Pilot! Good! (Zi): Everyone, guess how many battalions I have gone through by myself today?"

"Lightning five consecutive whips (purple): Ma family's famous stunt, the attack distance is extended, the attack will be converted into five consecutive strikes, and all attacks are accompanied by a powerful magic electric shock."

"Captain ∝'s Frame (Blue): You can "slander" the other party and reduce the other party's luck."

"The Blooming of the Flower of Hope (?): 望～望～の～花～ki～bo～u～no～ha～na～"

Chen Gaoyuan's fingers trembled slightly, and finally he pressed "Rotate Chicken Nuggets for 10 Minutes (Gold)"

As a result, the system randomly selected two talents for him, namely...

"Super Brick House (Gold)" and "Bloom of Hope (?)".

ki~bo~u~no~ha~na~

Chen Gaoyuan started to play this song in his mind.