Backroom: My system has a billion points of serious illness
Chapter 51 The Art of Bullshit (Be Sure)
After admiring the embarrassed figure of the small cherry blossom group, Chen Gaoyuan nodded in satisfaction.And ready to open another door.
It was suddenly dark.
The originally gray sky outside the window suddenly turned black.Originally, most of the decorative lights in the apartment were dimmed, and only a few of them were still emitting a faint light.
Hurriedly hiding in a room with a few lights on, Chen Gaoyuan patted his chest with lingering fear.You don't need to guess to know that the so-called "killing state" has begun.
"Oh! I just like dogs!"
"I don't go out to look for candy in the dark."
Through the peephole of this door, Chen Gaoyuan looked at a group of entities outside the room who were eating the "two-legged sheep" dipped in Ollie's sauce.
"Can these monsters still break into my safe house and kill me?!"
"If he can come and kill me, I will kill me on the spot..."
"Aww! (Did you what?)"
"!!!"
Looking back, I saw a laughing nightmare who appeared from the dark corner of the room and was staring at him.
But this Laughing Nightmare never expected that what greeted him was not a cry of fear.It's a chair that keeps spinning in the air.
"Den!"
After being attacked, this angry Laughing Nightmare rushed to Chen Gaoyuan, and when it was about to wave its claws, its claws stopped in mid-air without warning.
Not only its claws, its whole body, but also the flowing black air emanating from it.Everything about him was stopped at this moment.
"Your traffic has already been taken away by my "telecom fraud"! "Bending down to pick up the big brother on the ground, Chen Gaoyuan conjured a shotgun out of thin air with one hand, and said to the laughing nightmare's head.
As early as the moment this laughing nightmare was refreshed, his substitute "Telecom Fraud" couldn't help but go up to do business for it.
After another five or six seconds, the laughing nightmare realized that there was a black gun barrel on his head.
Before its limited cerebellum could think about more questions, Chen Gaoyuan ruthlessly pulled the trigger.
Laughing Nightmare: So I am a clown...
"boom!!!"
As the sparks lit up, Chen Gaoyuan put his hands in his pockets and kicked open the wooden door with a step that his relatives did not recognize.He is full of energy and vitality now, humming a song while walking from the room to the corridor.
As a result, relying on those flickering lights, Chen Gaoyuan saw a large number of various terrifying entities blocking a few meters away from him.
"This...isn't right!"
"Every...all...why block me?"
In the next second, these entities had already pounced on Chen Gaoyuan's body.
But in the end all they got was a chicken nugget that could go right through them, spinning in place.
The entities were dazed, staring wide-eyed.Watching helplessly.The rotating chicken nugget happily played the music of "Deng Leng Deng Leng" while passing through the pile of their entities.
At this moment, all entities blocking the door have become clowns.
Ten minutes passed quickly, but Chen Gaoyuan had already turned into a rotating chicken nugget and escaped from the apartment.But in the grove, there are also many strange entities waiting for him.
One shot, one shot, all beings are equal.
If it doesn't work, just shoot again.
Relying on his superhuman physique and strength, coupled with a double with almost "time stop" ability.Chen Gaoyuan was completely insane.During the period, he also met a professional armed team near the villa.
There were a total of 12 of them, all of them armed with homemade firearms and weapons.He methodically cleaned up the entities that jumped out from all over the woods, and Chen Gaoyuan learned a lot from them both in terms of skills and techniques.
But no matter how hard he looked, he only found (for nothing) a bag of candy.
He was almost crushed to death by a falling tree while taking the candy.
It's still far from the so-called 10 bags.
So Chen Gaoyuan cheekily approached the group of 12 people and asked them to borrow a little bit of candy.
Who knew that the other party was not angry, but gave Chen Gaoyuan admiring glances.Several people untied a bag of candy from their waists and handed it to Chen Gaoyuan together.
But holding these candies, I always felt that the quality was not right, so Chen Gaoyuan opened it and found that the candies in the candy bag had long been replaced with a pile of stone lumps.
The clown is actually myself......
There was no way, when Chen Gaoyuan was about to take out his small shotgun to make a small hole in each of them's heads, he suddenly remembered that he seemed to have the talent of a "super brick".
"As for me, I don't like fighting and killing."
"I just came to tell you an important piece of information."
"Hoarding these candies will kill you."
"what do you mean?"
After hearing this, these people all showed puzzled expressions, and even one person peeled off the wrapping paper of a candy on the spot and stuffed it directly into his mouth.
"No, it's not about the candy. There's nothing wrong with these candies." Chen Gaoyuan waved his hand quickly, and he has now activated the system's "Super Brickman" talent.
Let you see what is the highest state of crap.
"The main problem is in the rules of this list."
Chen Gaoyuan pointed to the purple leaflet in his hand and analyzed it word by word, and this purple leaflet was an important item that could be seen everywhere in this level and recorded the rules of this level.
"The list says that after the candy is collected, only one person can come out at a time."
"A person means that no matter what happens to him, he has no way to ask others for help."
"And that's exactly what this level is for!"
Listening to Chen Gaoyuan's gradually elongated tone, the team members who were originally concentrating on dealing with entities couldn't help parting their minds to listen to his analysis.The leader who originally saw him as a joke, his eyebrows also began to wrinkle slightly.
"What's going on? Why do I think what he said makes sense? The leader thought to himself.
"Forget it, it doesn't matter if you listen to it, it won't be too late to enter the apartment later." The leader comforted himself silently in his heart.
Thinking so, he nodded to signal Chen Gaoyuan to continue.
"The line that begins "If you want, you can leave and never come back! "It is very meaningful. I can tell you very responsibly that there is absolutely a chicken hidden in this sentence."
"Have you ever seen anyone who came back here?" Chen Gaoyuan asked, pointing to one of the burly men.
"I've never seen it before. Besides us, who else wants to stay here? Anyone who wants to stay here has joined us. As for returning, it's impossible." The burly man put down his crossbow and replied without hesitation.
"That's right! Because once they leave, they can't come back!!!"
"?"
"Little devil! This is impossible... We all have reports from the outside world... Especially MEG has contacted us many times..." The leader shook his head firmly, and he also took out his mobile terminal and called up level616 Show Chen Gaoyuan the intelligence page.
"Damn, it's over! Why do they still have mobile terminals?" Chen Gaoyuan felt mmp in his heart, but he could only pretend not to panic and move his face closer
"Then why is the difficulty of survival here not graded?" Chen Gaoyuan squinted his eyes (a little flustered), stretched out a finger, and pointed to the "difficulty of survival: not graded" on the mobile terminal and asked in a deep voice.
level616
Survival Difficulty: Not Rated
mysterious attribute
unknown
unknown entity count
"I...I...I don't make it!?" The leader didn't know why, but a feeling of "what he said is right" surged in his heart.He faltered and hawed for a long time, and finally held back the words aggrieved.
He had always thought that MEG was too lazy to grade them, or that they had insufficient information.And he didn't think about so many things at all.
"Because! There is no one who has successfully graduated from this level!!!" Chen Gaoyuan said word by word.
"As long as you collect ten bags of candy and put them on the table in the house of horrors (that wooden apartment), this level takes you to a dead zone where no one can come out."
"Originally MEG wanted to tell other homeless people about this, but this page has been tampered with by unknown forces."
"And I am the one specially sent by MEG to explore that dead zone and tell you the truth by the way,"
Hearing this, the team members all looked at each other in blank dismay, and at the same time couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief from the bottom of their hearts.Fortunately, they were all people who didn't want to leave here. If they collected the ten bags of candy in a hurry, they might be gone.
There was no doubt in their heads.
Only when the leader was about to open his mouth and say, "What evidence do you have?", he froze for a moment, opened his mouth and forgot what he wanted to say.
After a few minutes of "shrimp bullshit", the group handed over eight bags of candy to Chen Gaoyuan and escorted him to the apartment (that is, the horror house).
Why only eight bags?
Because the other party only has eight bags of candy now, most of the excess before was traded out.
At the same time, he also learned that the group's name was originally Centaur.
Chen Gaoyuan was very curious why they were not called Tauren.
"Then what should we do with the remaining bag?" Looking at the nine bags of candies on the wooden table in front of him, Chen Gaoyuan put his chin in his hand, and when he turned his head, he saw a dancing figure slowly walking away from the table. Appeared behind him...
The original nine bags of candy instantly became one more.
After the ten bags of candy were "collected", there was only one table left in the room.
.........................................................
In a hut full of pumpkins and skeletons, a tall figure with a pumpkin head and a robe was lost in thought as he looked at the nine bags of candies in his hands and a yellow-haired man dancing in front of him.
"We'renostrangestolove..."
"You know the ule and sodol..."
"Humph! Humph! Humph! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!"
PS: The words the protagonist said to that person before are all rumors and farts, not true.This level can really go out after collecting 10 bags of candy. (Level managers need to know, including killing the protagonist.)
It was suddenly dark.
The originally gray sky outside the window suddenly turned black.Originally, most of the decorative lights in the apartment were dimmed, and only a few of them were still emitting a faint light.
Hurriedly hiding in a room with a few lights on, Chen Gaoyuan patted his chest with lingering fear.You don't need to guess to know that the so-called "killing state" has begun.
"Oh! I just like dogs!"
"I don't go out to look for candy in the dark."
Through the peephole of this door, Chen Gaoyuan looked at a group of entities outside the room who were eating the "two-legged sheep" dipped in Ollie's sauce.
"Can these monsters still break into my safe house and kill me?!"
"If he can come and kill me, I will kill me on the spot..."
"Aww! (Did you what?)"
"!!!"
Looking back, I saw a laughing nightmare who appeared from the dark corner of the room and was staring at him.
But this Laughing Nightmare never expected that what greeted him was not a cry of fear.It's a chair that keeps spinning in the air.
"Den!"
After being attacked, this angry Laughing Nightmare rushed to Chen Gaoyuan, and when it was about to wave its claws, its claws stopped in mid-air without warning.
Not only its claws, its whole body, but also the flowing black air emanating from it.Everything about him was stopped at this moment.
"Your traffic has already been taken away by my "telecom fraud"! "Bending down to pick up the big brother on the ground, Chen Gaoyuan conjured a shotgun out of thin air with one hand, and said to the laughing nightmare's head.
As early as the moment this laughing nightmare was refreshed, his substitute "Telecom Fraud" couldn't help but go up to do business for it.
After another five or six seconds, the laughing nightmare realized that there was a black gun barrel on his head.
Before its limited cerebellum could think about more questions, Chen Gaoyuan ruthlessly pulled the trigger.
Laughing Nightmare: So I am a clown...
"boom!!!"
As the sparks lit up, Chen Gaoyuan put his hands in his pockets and kicked open the wooden door with a step that his relatives did not recognize.He is full of energy and vitality now, humming a song while walking from the room to the corridor.
As a result, relying on those flickering lights, Chen Gaoyuan saw a large number of various terrifying entities blocking a few meters away from him.
"This...isn't right!"
"Every...all...why block me?"
In the next second, these entities had already pounced on Chen Gaoyuan's body.
But in the end all they got was a chicken nugget that could go right through them, spinning in place.
The entities were dazed, staring wide-eyed.Watching helplessly.The rotating chicken nugget happily played the music of "Deng Leng Deng Leng" while passing through the pile of their entities.
At this moment, all entities blocking the door have become clowns.
Ten minutes passed quickly, but Chen Gaoyuan had already turned into a rotating chicken nugget and escaped from the apartment.But in the grove, there are also many strange entities waiting for him.
One shot, one shot, all beings are equal.
If it doesn't work, just shoot again.
Relying on his superhuman physique and strength, coupled with a double with almost "time stop" ability.Chen Gaoyuan was completely insane.During the period, he also met a professional armed team near the villa.
There were a total of 12 of them, all of them armed with homemade firearms and weapons.He methodically cleaned up the entities that jumped out from all over the woods, and Chen Gaoyuan learned a lot from them both in terms of skills and techniques.
But no matter how hard he looked, he only found (for nothing) a bag of candy.
He was almost crushed to death by a falling tree while taking the candy.
It's still far from the so-called 10 bags.
So Chen Gaoyuan cheekily approached the group of 12 people and asked them to borrow a little bit of candy.
Who knew that the other party was not angry, but gave Chen Gaoyuan admiring glances.Several people untied a bag of candy from their waists and handed it to Chen Gaoyuan together.
But holding these candies, I always felt that the quality was not right, so Chen Gaoyuan opened it and found that the candies in the candy bag had long been replaced with a pile of stone lumps.
The clown is actually myself......
There was no way, when Chen Gaoyuan was about to take out his small shotgun to make a small hole in each of them's heads, he suddenly remembered that he seemed to have the talent of a "super brick".
"As for me, I don't like fighting and killing."
"I just came to tell you an important piece of information."
"Hoarding these candies will kill you."
"what do you mean?"
After hearing this, these people all showed puzzled expressions, and even one person peeled off the wrapping paper of a candy on the spot and stuffed it directly into his mouth.
"No, it's not about the candy. There's nothing wrong with these candies." Chen Gaoyuan waved his hand quickly, and he has now activated the system's "Super Brickman" talent.
Let you see what is the highest state of crap.
"The main problem is in the rules of this list."
Chen Gaoyuan pointed to the purple leaflet in his hand and analyzed it word by word, and this purple leaflet was an important item that could be seen everywhere in this level and recorded the rules of this level.
"The list says that after the candy is collected, only one person can come out at a time."
"A person means that no matter what happens to him, he has no way to ask others for help."
"And that's exactly what this level is for!"
Listening to Chen Gaoyuan's gradually elongated tone, the team members who were originally concentrating on dealing with entities couldn't help parting their minds to listen to his analysis.The leader who originally saw him as a joke, his eyebrows also began to wrinkle slightly.
"What's going on? Why do I think what he said makes sense? The leader thought to himself.
"Forget it, it doesn't matter if you listen to it, it won't be too late to enter the apartment later." The leader comforted himself silently in his heart.
Thinking so, he nodded to signal Chen Gaoyuan to continue.
"The line that begins "If you want, you can leave and never come back! "It is very meaningful. I can tell you very responsibly that there is absolutely a chicken hidden in this sentence."
"Have you ever seen anyone who came back here?" Chen Gaoyuan asked, pointing to one of the burly men.
"I've never seen it before. Besides us, who else wants to stay here? Anyone who wants to stay here has joined us. As for returning, it's impossible." The burly man put down his crossbow and replied without hesitation.
"That's right! Because once they leave, they can't come back!!!"
"?"
"Little devil! This is impossible... We all have reports from the outside world... Especially MEG has contacted us many times..." The leader shook his head firmly, and he also took out his mobile terminal and called up level616 Show Chen Gaoyuan the intelligence page.
"Damn, it's over! Why do they still have mobile terminals?" Chen Gaoyuan felt mmp in his heart, but he could only pretend not to panic and move his face closer
"Then why is the difficulty of survival here not graded?" Chen Gaoyuan squinted his eyes (a little flustered), stretched out a finger, and pointed to the "difficulty of survival: not graded" on the mobile terminal and asked in a deep voice.
level616
Survival Difficulty: Not Rated
mysterious attribute
unknown
unknown entity count
"I...I...I don't make it!?" The leader didn't know why, but a feeling of "what he said is right" surged in his heart.He faltered and hawed for a long time, and finally held back the words aggrieved.
He had always thought that MEG was too lazy to grade them, or that they had insufficient information.And he didn't think about so many things at all.
"Because! There is no one who has successfully graduated from this level!!!" Chen Gaoyuan said word by word.
"As long as you collect ten bags of candy and put them on the table in the house of horrors (that wooden apartment), this level takes you to a dead zone where no one can come out."
"Originally MEG wanted to tell other homeless people about this, but this page has been tampered with by unknown forces."
"And I am the one specially sent by MEG to explore that dead zone and tell you the truth by the way,"
Hearing this, the team members all looked at each other in blank dismay, and at the same time couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief from the bottom of their hearts.Fortunately, they were all people who didn't want to leave here. If they collected the ten bags of candy in a hurry, they might be gone.
There was no doubt in their heads.
Only when the leader was about to open his mouth and say, "What evidence do you have?", he froze for a moment, opened his mouth and forgot what he wanted to say.
After a few minutes of "shrimp bullshit", the group handed over eight bags of candy to Chen Gaoyuan and escorted him to the apartment (that is, the horror house).
Why only eight bags?
Because the other party only has eight bags of candy now, most of the excess before was traded out.
At the same time, he also learned that the group's name was originally Centaur.
Chen Gaoyuan was very curious why they were not called Tauren.
"Then what should we do with the remaining bag?" Looking at the nine bags of candies on the wooden table in front of him, Chen Gaoyuan put his chin in his hand, and when he turned his head, he saw a dancing figure slowly walking away from the table. Appeared behind him...
The original nine bags of candy instantly became one more.
After the ten bags of candy were "collected", there was only one table left in the room.
.........................................................
In a hut full of pumpkins and skeletons, a tall figure with a pumpkin head and a robe was lost in thought as he looked at the nine bags of candies in his hands and a yellow-haired man dancing in front of him.
"We'renostrangestolove..."
"You know the ule and sodol..."
"Humph! Humph! Humph! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!"
PS: The words the protagonist said to that person before are all rumors and farts, not true.This level can really go out after collecting 10 bags of candy. (Level managers need to know, including killing the protagonist.)
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