The last elf

At exactly one o'clock in the afternoon, our four class model workers and the only coolies in the class arrived at the open space south of the playground early because the instructor prepared a hand-operated drinking fountain for our class to facilitate the military training of the students. There was water to drink sometimes, but the four of us had to carry buckets of pure water. .biquge

"It seems that having fewer men in the class is not a good thing." Xiao Xie said while rubbing his waist.

"No, look at that group of girls. None of them have come so far. When they come later, they will just drink the ready-made drinks. We are all exhausted. We may not be able to win over them by then. The difference in treatment is also Is it too big?" After saying this, Sun Tianhao sat down on the ground. He looked like he regretted coming to this university. He might as well be his playboy at home. Coming here means nothing and he has to suffer.

But then again, among the four of us, Sun Tianhao is the one who can't be tortured the most. Jiang Yuebai and I received special training from the master in the detention center. Xiao Xie's physique itself is different from ordinary people. Looking at it this way He will most likely be the first to fall when he comes for military training.

"If you really can't hold on anymore, just tell the instructor. It's not embarrassing that way. Don't carry it to your death, otherwise it will be really embarrassing when you lie down tired." I told Sun Tianhao.

"Shit! Will this young master be so pretentious? Whoever lies down later will be the dog!"

"Okay, this is what you said!"

As we were pressing, the conductor came over. At this time, she was wearing a light brown windbreaker, a pair of sunglasses, and a thermos cup in her hand. She looked a little more cool than usual.

"Here, you will take the roll call later. You will be responsible for everything." The instructor said while handing the roll call sheet to me.

"Leave it all to me?! What about you?!"

"Just rest aside! I don't have military training."

Okay, her words immediately made me shut up obediently. It was so reasonable that I was speechless.

"Go, get me a glass of water." The instructor handed me her thermos cup again.

"..."

I'm convinced. After all, I, the squad leader, am a loser? A handyman? I have never served anyone tea or water in my life!

But there is no way, she is the boss. In order to graduate smoothly, I can't confront her, I have to endure...

After a while, the group of girls came over in groups, all with light makeup on their faces, and when they saw there was water to drink, they all gathered around, and they all brought their own water bottles, so At first glance, it seemed that the four of us were the stupid ones and didn’t bring anything with us.

"Next time, don't ask me for such a thankless job. I would rather spend money to hire someone to do it!" Sun Tianhao looked at me with a sad face and said.

A total of four buckets of water were moved. The military training had not started yet, and the instructor had not even seen it. One bucket was drained in one go, which made the four of us look stupid.

"No, these old ladies are all turned into hippopotamuses? How can they drink so much?!" Sun Tianhao collapsed and had to ask me to go to the guide for an explanation. I had no choice but to come to the guide and look at her and ask: " I drank one bucket before the military training even started. What will happen when the remaining three buckets are gone?"

"What should I do?" The instructor glanced at me and said, "After you finish drinking, let's move on! Anyway, there are plenty of them in the school warehouse. Then all the expenses will be reported to the class fee together."

"Then...should we move?"

"Do you want me to move? Who clamored that these are my concubines? Now that your concubine is thirsty, you shouldn't show it? Especially you, the leader, everyone is watching Look, I don’t want to give you this opportunity to perform now?”

Okay, I was speechless again. In front of her, I was the kind of person who would be rejected even if I had a reason. Fortunately, I had no choice but to return to Xiao Xie and the others in despair.

After a while, it was half past one, and I gathered everyone together and started to call the roll. After one round, I found that everyone had arrived, but only one person was absent.

Zheng Guanyin, why is he the god of plague again?

While everyone was waiting for the instructor to arrive, I came to the instructor and told her: "Zheng Guanyin is not here, but everyone else is here."

"Yes, I know." The instructor opened the thermos cup and took a sip of water before adding: "She showed me the case sheet, and the school exempted her from the military training period."

"This is all right?! Can't you get that thing by just building some connections?! You actually believe it?!"

"Why are you so excited? That's other people's business. Just do your own thing and don't worry about so much."

"Hey..." I was about to return to the team, when she said again: "In addition, I have asked her to serve as the school committee of our class."

???

"Did I hear that right?! School committee member?! Why can she be the school committee member?!" I exploded when I heard that. You know, this school committee member is a high-ranking official! Second only to the squad leader! What does the school committee do? Collect homework! After the God of Plague became the school committee member, he came to check my homework every day, so wouldn’t I be gone? !

Unexpectedly, the instructor looked at me again and said: "My college entrance examination score ranks first in our class, can you do it? If you can do it, I will let you be the school committee member."

Number one in the class... So you mean my Hu Shuirong has never even fucked her? Then the plague god’s academic performance is so good?

Sure enough, the position of the school committee is inherently linked to academic performance. Whoever has good academic performance will be the school committee. This has been an unshakable rule since ancient times. Naturally, the instructor cannot be blamed. From this point of view, she is still very fair. He's not on the plague god's side, but he doesn't seem to be on my side either.

"Wow! Here it comes! The instructor is here!!!"

"So tall! So white! So handsome!!!"

“I want to see his abs!!!”

I was resentful when a group of girls in the class suddenly screamed. When I looked back, I saw a man in camouflage uniforms walking over. He was over meters tall by visual inspection. He had a straight nose and skin. She's very fair, and her figure is nothing to talk about. No wonder it offends those girls.

But what was shocking was that this handsome instructor came over and asked about our class, and then said that he was not the instructor of our class, but from the next class. The instructor of our class was still behind. After saying that, he walked to the next class. The training ground was closed, which made those girls cry.

"Why are you leaving?! I hate it!"

"I don't accept it! Such a handsome instructor actually belongs to someone else!"

"I hope the instructor of our class will be more handsome than this one later..."

After a while of prodding, the instructor of our class finally came, but he was not as tall as the previous one, and his figure was not as good as the previous one, and his skin was darker, which made the girls look...

"We have to change shifts..."

"That one was the little brother just now, and now this one has become the big brother..."

Xiao Xie and the others were snickering on the sidelines. While the instructor was handing over work, I took a closer look. The instructor looked to be in his mid-twenties. Although his skin was darker, His body is very strong, much stronger than the instructor just now. To be honest, he looks quite handsome in my opinion. I feel very safe when standing next to him, but I just don’t know what his temper is like. Here I call him instructor Xiaohei.

"This is the class leader. If you have any questions, just go to him." The instructor introduced me to instructor Xiaohei, and I quickly smiled and nodded to him, pretending to be very well-behaved, in order to He left a good impression and asked him not to kick me during military training later, but he just nodded to me symbolically and then let me return to the team.

Okay, it looks like there is no chance. I will have to kick him later.

After a while, the instructor walked up to us and looked at everyone: "Be obedient. You will not be under my control for these seven days. If anyone causes trouble for me, I will go to him to settle the score slowly after seven days." After finishing speaking, He came to me, gave me a look, and then left.

This look... and the sentence she just said. The first half of the sentence makes people feel comfortable, and it feels like she is comforting us. Why does the meaning change in the second half?

After the instructor left, the military training officially began.

There were a total of 29 people, and Xiao Hei divided them into four columns, with seven people in each column, and they were all arranged in order of height.

"Huh? What about me?!" Seeing them all being included in the team, leaving me alone in the queue, I couldn't help but start to get scared.

"You stand at the front of the team. From now on, you are the pacesetter, and everyone must follow your lead!"

model? Might as well be called cannon fodder. This time it's over, I feel like I'm going to get kicked soon.

Facts have proved that this little black guy is a ruthless person. He taught us to stand in a military posture right from the beginning. But fortunately, this is nothing to Jiang Yuebai and I. You must know that we were both in the detention center at that time. Being punished by Liang Daxian and standing in a squatting position was commonplace, which was much more tiring than standing in a military posture.

But those girls are just...

Before five minutes, someone couldn't hold on any longer. When Xiao Hei walked over to check the situation, I looked back and saw Xiao Xie was still erect, while Sun Tianhao's body began to shake a little. It was very exciting.

"Pacemaker! Who told you to look back?!"

Xiao Hei suddenly yelled, which scared me so much that I quickly turned back, but he still came to me and stared at me and asked: "Who told you to look back?!"

"At that time, I wanted to look back..."

"Shout a report before talking to the instructor!!!"

Damn, this suddenly increased the volume and gave me a shiver.

"Report, I was thinking..."

"I can not hear!!!"

"..."

"Report!!! I wanted to look back right then!!!" I yelled at him too. "

"Does it look good?!"

Seeing that I was silent, Xiao Hei increased his voice again: "I asked you if you look good!!!"

"Report!!! It doesn't look good!!!"

“Do you still want to see it!!!”

"Report!!! Don't want to!!!"

"Now I'll show you!!! Turn backwards!!!"

This time I finally understood that when talking to the instructor, you have to use a yelling tone, and you can't be cowardly, otherwise he will yell at you to death.

After I turned around, Xiao Hei said directly: "The others rest where they are, and the pacesetters continue to maintain their military posture! I didn't shout stop, don't stop!!!"

p…

Just like that, I faced 28 people standing in a military posture for a long time. This was nothing. The most terrible thing was that I saw Ling'er and the others were still making faces at me!

The same goes for Sun Tianhao and the others. These guys are trying their best to make me laugh with all kinds of silly expressions, just to make me unable to stand, and then want to see Xiao Hei kick me.

Finally, I couldn't hold on anymore under the showoff of these idiots, but I thought of what Xiao Hei said before, so I shouted at the top of my lungs: "Report!!!"

"Speak!!!" Xiao Hei responded from behind me.

"I...want to laugh...!!!" I said with a trembling voice.

……

As you can imagine, there was another brutal exchange of words, and I was convinced.

In this way, time gradually passed. Although Xiao Hei is very strict on the surface, he is actually a very good person. He will let us relax when we should relax, and he will make some jokes with us from time to time. It made the originally boring military training interesting.

A few hours later, the sun finally went down. Training was supposed to end at :, and the instructors had to gather for a short meeting before the end of training. But when our little black instructor asked about their chief instructor: "When the meeting is dismissed, Do you want to put it away directly or take it away together?" When asked, I said coldly: "How about taking it to the cafeteria together?"

"..."

"Well, the one who just spoke, come here." The chief instructor waved to me, and then I saw Xiao Hei's face getting darker...

"Instructor, save me..." When passing by Xiao Hei, I asked him pitifully for help.

"Who told you to speak?! It depends on my face later!" Xiao Hei also responded to me quietly.

Look at your face? Your face is so dark... you can't see anything...

In the end, even the chief instructor got to know me, and the first day of military training was officially over. Overall, it was quite successful, except that I had to bear all the damage alone.

(End of this chapter)