The last elf

After seeing Xueying off the next day, I went back to school alone. To be honest, the school was too big, and it was my first time here, so I didn't know where I went. .biquge

This road should be back to the dormitory... Damn it.

In the end, there was really no other way, so I called Sun Tianhao and the others. At this time, they had just gotten up.

"Hello? I'm lost and can't go back. I'm out in the sun. Can you pick me up?"

"Brother, what are you talking about? We are going to the classroom now. We meet at half past eight! There are still ten minutes left, so hurry up!"

"What classroom?! Why can't I understand?!"

"Don't you know that we were chatting in the QQ class group all night last night? Oh yes, you didn't seem to look at your phone last night. Teaching building 353, our classroom, go quickly!"

"Where is the teaching building? Hello?! I'm done."

Later, I opened QQ and saw that the newly created class group was really full of chatter. This was the group created by the instructor during yesterday’s report. All students had to join, so that it would be easier to send notifications in the future. I didn’t How can I take it seriously? Who would have thought that we would be talked to like this in one night? These guys are really good at talking.

Due to time constraints, I didn't have time to see what they were talking about. Fortunately, I finally found the teaching building according to the detailed location in the announcement issued by the instructor. After climbing to the third floor, I came to the door of a classroom and saw the main entrance. It's 3, our base.

At this time, the classmates had almost arrived. When I walked in, I saw most of the new faces and felt very emotional. It was like going back to the beginning of high school. This scene was so familiar...

"Here!" Xiao Xie and the others saw me coming and hurriedly stood up and waved to me. I saw the three of them hiding in the last row, while Hu Shuirong, Ling'er and the others were sitting in the first row.

Damn, this is the gap! People always choose the front in everything they do, why do you big men hide behind you?

But then I glanced at the front row. They were all women, and they were all looking at me, so I hurriedly ran to the back row, sat down and grinned.

"At first glance, they are all girls. How many people are there in our class?"

"There are thirty people in total. Except for the four of us, the rest are all girls. Do you like it?" Sun Tianhao said with a smirk and a wink at me.

"I like it, but we are all family people..."

"Hey? I said, you weren't scared by your wife last night, were you? Did you hand in your homework last night? What did she tell you? To make you so scared? Where were your original ambitions? Learn more from me. The main wife goes first, the concubine follows!" After Xiao Xie finished speaking, he laughed proudly, and I looked up at Ling'er, who was sitting in the front row with his back to us, and then he lamented again: "What a sin. …”

Not to mention Jiang Yuebai, because he said directly to me: "Did you see? These are all my beloved concubines, and they will follow me out of the palace later."

It’s useless, these kids are useless.

But to be honest, it wouldn’t be too outrageous for the three of us to be watched. What worries me the most is the playboy Sun Tianhao, because Yun Shanshan is younger than us and is still in high school, so he can’t come to school with us. So I couldn't keep an eye on him all the time. I was asked to help keep an eye on him at that time, but I couldn't directly intervene in their affairs. I just hoped that he could play it just right and stop it.

Gradually everyone arrived. The conductor first introduced himself and then started to call the names. This was more interesting, so we all listened attentively.

The first few were relatively normal, with cute names like Xiaohua Xiaoyan, but when the instructor called: "Zheng Guanyin.", everyone present was amazed.

"Holy shit! Guanyin?! Why don't you call her Queen Mother?! This name is amazing!"

As soon as I finished speaking, the girl named Zheng Guanyin stood up and turned back to look at me after shouting.

But that one look made me terrified for the whole morning.

How could it be...it's her! ! !

I won't admit it, it is indeed her.

It's over, it's over, I'm stuck in the gutter this time...

"What's wrong with you? Didn't she just look back at you? Are you so scared?" Xiao Xie and the others expressed confusion when they saw my autistic look.

"You don't know that this person is sick."

"You know her?"

"We met on the last train to Harbin..."

I still remember that incident. In the wash area of ​​the train, the god of plague knocked all the dental tools out of my hand with one slap. I never thought that I would meet her here today and become a classmate? ! This is too ridiculous!

The most terrible thing is that not only did I know that this person had problems with her logical thinking, but she also threatened me that she would make me cry if I let her touch me in the future! I didn't believe it at the time, but now I believe it, because the look in her eyes just now almost scared me to death, that look that seemed calm but actually concealed murderous intent...

"Then listening to what you said, there is indeed something wrong with this person's logic!" Xiao Xie and Jiang Yuebai nodded after listening to what I told them, but Sun Tianhao said to me with a sinister smile: "Do you want me?" Help you find someone to get her?"

I shook my head wildly: "No! This kind of person is just a piece of cake. He will disgust you to death, so don't mess with him." After saying that, I stood up and walked towards the instructor on the podium.

Damn it, if you can’t offend me, why can’t you hide?

"Sister Liu." I came to the edge of the podium and called her respectfully. To be honest, this was the first time I called her, so it was better to be polite.

She raised her head and looked at me, with a very calm expression on her face. After a while, she said, "Call the instructor."

"Uh, instructor, I think..."

Before I finished speaking, the instructor first looked at the form in his hand, then looked at me and asked, "Bai Yunfeng, right? You didn't seem to chat in the class group last night?"

"Ah, well, last night... I was cleaning up the dormitory. I was busy late, so I fell asleep straight away when I was too tired..."

After I finished speaking, the instructor kept looking at me, which made me feel uncomfortable. After a while, she smiled to herself. It seemed that she already knew that I was deceiving her, but fortunately she also He didn't say anything more, but continued to ask me: "Tell me, what do you want from me?"

I turned around and looked behind me, and saw Hu Shuirong and the others staring at me. I thought I couldn't let them know about this. After all, I didn't tell them about it on the train, so I walked to the podium. He came to the instructor and told her softly: "I want to change shifts."

"Change a class? Why are you thinking about changing a class when school has just started? Are you afraid that if I can't teach you well, it will delay your future?" After the instructor finished speaking, his face immediately darkened, which scared me.

"No, no, no, that's not what I meant!" I waved my hand quickly, for fear of offending her, otherwise I would definitely have a hard time in the future.

"Why is that?" Seeing that she didn't care about the reason why I wanted to change classes, her expression finally softened a little, and then returned to the calmness before. I thought to myself that this person was just like my high school teacher, and she turned against her. Quick to turn through clothes.

But based on what I know about my class teacher, this person must be a soft-spoken person, as long as you follow her, there will definitely be no good outcome if you go against her.

This is also the experience I have accumulated from working in the hands of the class teacher for many years. As long as you can grasp the core ideas and personal habits of the class teacher, then your life under her hands will become brilliant. She usually talks the most. It's you. In fact, you are the one who hurts the most. There are tricks to this, and it's not just about flattering.

Then again, when Director Liu asked me why I wanted to change classes, I told her with a very serious look: "Because there is an enemy of mine in this class."

"Enemies!?" She frowned after hearing this, then raised her head and looked at Xiao Xie, Jiang Yuebai and Sun Tianhao sitting in the last row, and then asked me: "You were sitting with the three of them just now. It shouldn’t be right? Is that the little girl in the class? "

Seeing that I didn't speak, she had already seen that I was acquiescing, so she asked me again: "How much hatred can a boy have against a little girl? Will it cause a shift?"

Before I could speak, she thought for a moment, then looked at me with interest and asked, "Ex-girlfriend?"

Well, I was convinced. This logical reasoning ability is really unmatched by anyone, but I still shook my head and said, "No, don't guess. In short, I have a grudge."

Seeing that I didn't want to say anything, she finally returned to her normal expression: "Then let the little girl come up and avenge her on the spot. It will be a big deal and there is no need to change shifts."

"..."

"Forget it, when I didn't say it."

Well, it seems that there is no chance, so I don’t need to tell you anymore, so I was about to go back and think of other ways. Then she saw that I was about to leave, and stopped me again and said: "Which girl is it? Tell me."

Why? Is there another drama?

I stopped immediately when I heard it, and then pointed at the name Zheng Guanyin on her roll call. The reason why I did this was because I didn't dare to point it out to the God of Plague in person, and I was also sure that the God of Plague was watching the whole process. I.

The conductor checked based on the seat number, then looked at the plague god named Zheng Guanyin, and finally asked me: "You seem to be afraid of her?"

"No! I'm a good man and won't fight with women!"

I immediately regretted it as soon as I finished speaking, because the smile on her face had already proven that I was a coward. Sure enough, it was useless no matter how much I lied in front of her.

But what puzzles me is that her smile is not mocking, but...a slightly distressed one?

"Sister, what are you laughing at? This makes me uncomfortable!"

"Ahem, it's nothing. You can go back first. Remember to forget about the shift change. I won't agree to it." She coughed and then waved her hand to me to go back. This made me angry. I thought she would help me! I really

However, just as I turned around and walked off the podium, she whispered again: "In the future, don't call me sister in front of the class, call me instructor."

???

What does she mean by this?

Seeing me coming back with a depressed look, Xiao Xie and the others asked me eagerly: "What did you say to the instructor?"

"I said I wanted to change classes and didn't want to be in the same class as that plague god."

"Then what did she say?"

"She didn't agree and told me to get out..." I said and lay directly on the table, then started to shut myself up.

"I

"Don't be too sad. I think as long as you don't mess with her, she won't come to trouble you for no reason." Jiang Yuebai comforted me.

"That's right, don't forget that we are here! We can't watch her bullying you. Are the four of us still afraid of her?" Xiao Xie also patted me and said.

Even Sun Tianhao said to me: "As long as you are willing, it's just a matter of words to mess with her. Of course, if you really want to change classes, I will talk to Ren Ren and the principal, and we will change with you!" "

"Hey, let me think about it carefully. After all, changing shifts is quite troublesome."

Just like that, after the class was noisy for a while, the instructor spoke again.

"Dear students, the military training uniforms were distributed to you during the report yesterday. You will all change into them this afternoon. We will gather in the open space on the south side of the playground at : pm. I will send you the specific information through the class group. I hope you will be on time. Arrival, leave is not allowed without special circumstances.”

After the instructor finished speaking, the class immediately started talking. Everyone said that they were not used to military training starting so soon. Of course, the group of girls discussed the most about the instructor. They all said that they hoped to have a handsome instructor to teach them. , but for me, this is secondary. It doesn’t matter whether he is handsome or not, as long as he doesn’t kick me.

After some discussion, the instructor spoke again: "The second thing is, there are thirty people in our class, twenty-six girls and four boys..."

Before the instructor finished speaking, the group of women turned around and looked at the four of us, especially Hu Shuirong and the others in the first row, with unfriendly smiles on their faces. I mean, it means asking us to be more honest and look at each other so that we don’t even dare to let out a fart.

The instructor coughed and continued: "We all come from all over the world and don't know each other, but no matter what, meeting each other is fate. I hope that everyone can live in peace, help each other and unite in the next four years." , I can't control other classes, but in my class, I don't want to see fights happening. This is the first class rule I have set, and it is also the most important one! I hope you can all abide by it. If If you really have anything to do, you can come to me privately, otherwise you can try what will happen if you break the class rules."

Well, these words of the instructor gave everyone a blow, and directly made everyone present speechless. The scene was extremely quiet, but what made me speechless was what she was saying just now. It seemed like he was looking at me the whole time. What does this mean?

After the whole class was quiet for a while, it was almost time for school to end at noon. At this time, the instructor finally announced something, but this incident made me feel autistic again.

"The last thing is that during the military training, a person in charge is needed to manage the class, that is, the temporary squad leader. I would like to recommend Bai Yunfeng from our class to serve as the temporary squad leader. I hope that he can respond to our class during his tenure. He has made some contributions until the military training is over, and we will vote on whether he can officially take office. Now, I would like to ask Bai Yunfeng to stand up and briefly introduce himself to everyone, so that everyone can get to know him."

Okay, this is another confused look. I didn’t do anything, so why did I become the squad leader?

Facing everyone's applause, I stood up unnaturally, and then I made a few unintentional promises to everyone and then sat down again, feeling even more autistic.

"Classmate Bai Yunfeng, I hope you will not disappoint me and my classmates' expectations of you. As for why I chose you to be the monitor, I have to explain it to everyone, so as not to misunderstand that I am accepting your benefits."

After the instructor finished speaking, he glanced at everyone again: "Classmate Bai Yunfeng came to the podium to chat with me for a while. Everyone should have seen it. As for what we talked about, it is not convenient to reveal it to everyone here. It is his Privacy is definitely not meant to give me any benefits to make me choose him as the squad leader. Moreover, he and I did not know each other before, so there was no early communication. As for why I should choose him as the squad leader, it is because of him. He is the first student in our class to take the initiative to walk to the podium. Before the start of school, I had already planned to make the first student to walk to the podium to be the monitor. No matter what that student is doing on the podium, even if he is I will also let him be the squad leader if he comes to quarrel with me, because he has the courage to be the first to go to the podium, which is something that many people cannot do." The instructor paused, and then continued: "I believe Everyone's eyes are bright. Please supervise the next one-week military training. After the military training is over, I will vote based on everyone's feedback to decide whether he can continue to be the squad leader. It will be up to you to decide whether to change the squad leader. Forget it. get out of class is over!”

After the instructor finished speaking, he glanced at me and started to pack his things, but this glance made me sit there for a long time.

I don't know what to say when I meet such a resolute instructor. Why do I feel like she is the doppelganger of my high school teacher?

It wasn't until everyone was almost gone and Hu Shuirong and the others walked towards the four of us that I came back to my senses.

"Congratulations to Team Leader Bai! I want to treat you to dinner!" Ling'er said to me with a smile.

"What's wrong with you? You don't look happy to be the squad leader." Hu Shuirong said while holding my hand and asking, but I couldn't tell them about the plague god no matter what.

"Hey, the squad leader is feeling a lot of pressure and has started to isolate himself. Let's go to eat! Eat more to prepare for the hard work in the afternoon." Xiao Xie and the others hurriedly tried to smooth things over for me.

In this way, the eight of us walked out of the classroom together, but after walking for a while, I immediately turned back because I remembered that the classroom door in the class was still open. As the monitor, it is my duty to take care of my classmates, but When I returned to the classroom, I found that there was only one person left in the classroom, and it was the God of Plague.

What's going on? School is over, why don't you leave? I still want to close the door!

So I stood at the door, waiting for her to come, but after waiting for a long time, she didn't move. She just kept sitting there looking at the table like a fool, not knowing what she was thinking.

Originally, I had no intention of looking for her, but I was afraid that Hu Shuirong and the others would be impatient, so I had no choice but to walk to a place one meter away from her and remind her: "Classmate, school is over. I am closing the door now. Why don't you go out and find a place to continue sitting?"

As soon as I finished speaking, she stood up suddenly, pushed the chair back hard, and then walked out of the classroom angrily, without even shaking me off the whole time, which made me angry.

You are so insensitive that you don't even pay attention to your son talking to you in such a nice and angrily manner? Pushing a chair? Who are you showing your face to?

Okay, Mr. Zheng, let’s see...

(End of this chapter)