The last elf

I took off the cuckold on my head the first time after training. If it weren't for the forced rule, I wouldn't want to wear it! It's okay for other people to wear it, after all, they haven't married yet, but I am already a father, and I always feel very guilty about it. Besides, no one seems to like to wear this thing around, right?

"Let's go, let's go to the canteen!" Everyone shouted and headed towards the canteen together, but I had a bad feeling that there would be a lot of people. When Biquge walked to the door of the cafeteria and took a look, before he walked in, he saw a large group of people crowded inside. There were people standing upstairs and downstairs, and some were even squeezed out. This surprised us. Well, there was a guy with a face full of pain when he came out of it. He shook his head and complained: "I can't get in, I can't get in, it's so messy inside, it's so stupid! Damn it!"

"Is this the legendary situation where freshmen and seniors compete for food? How about we go out to eat?" Sun Tianhao said with wide eyes.

"That's the only way." Everyone nodded in agreement.

"Well, I won't go. I have to go back and take a shower. I was kicked several times by the instructor just now. Just bring me some when you come back." I said to them while covering my butt.

After going back to bed, I rushed into the bathroom and took a shower. Then I picked up my phone and sent a video call to Li Zhiyue. He picked up the call after a while. As soon as the video was connected, Lulu's crying figure appeared on the screen of my phone. His face immediately stunned me.

"What's wrong with you, little baby? Is someone bullying you?"

"I miss you!" Li Zhiyue said on the other end: "I didn't see you when I woke up this morning. I cried early in the morning. I just told her that you sent a video and she was so excited that she didn't even eat. I took the phone and started crying, and then it became like this."

After hearing what Li Zhiyue said, I was angry and funny, but more importantly, I felt distressed. Looking at Lulu's aggrieved look, to be honest, I felt very uncomfortable. I wished I could rush back now, but the military training was not over yet, and I couldn't. I asked for leave, so I had to comfort Lulu: "Baby, be good. Daddy will go back to see you next week. Can you bring a lot of delicious food back then?"

Lulu in the video opened her mouth to me, and then stretched out her two little hands to hug me. I had no choice but to stretch out my arms and hug her. This kind of hopeless dilemma made me even more determined to go home. This is the only spiritual comfort for people who have a family. No matter where you are, the ones you miss most are your relatives at home. It is said that true love is precious, and this is not unreasonable.

After comforting Lulu, I talked to Xueying again. She planned to take Lulu back to the Spirit Clan tomorrow. Ah Li and Hu Qimei were also planning to go on a long trip. Sister Xiaoyue and Meng Lin were guarding the house. I thought it was time to let them go for a walk. After all, nothing happened now. If anything happened, I believe they would be back in time.

Next, Xueying discussed with me the current situation of the five major clans. To be honest, as soon as we talked about this topic, I started to feel uncomfortable. The vague feeling of pain came up immediately, but since the last time the East China Sea fell to the demon clan, After occupying the Dragon Clan, there was no movement for a long time. Now that I think about it carefully, it is indeed worth pondering. What is the Demon Clan planning to do next? What were they doing during the two months when we went to Harbin to look for water dragon beads? Thinking about this is really scary.

Xueying analyzed over there: "The dragon clan has been occupied by the demon clan. The human clan is not a big threat to the demon clan, and the gods will not be able to defeat them for a while. As for the demon clan..." Xueying paused. Then he continued: "I guess they won't pursue the demon clan for the time being, so the next target of the demon clan is only the spirit clan."

"The Spirit Tribe?" I thought for a moment. In my impression, the Spirit Tribe has never been a match for the Demon Tribe. It is not even comparable to the Dragon Tribe and the Demon Tribe. It ranks second to last among the five tribes. If Just like what Xueying said, it would be very easy for the Demon Tribe to capture the Spirit Tribe. However, due to the relationship between the Spirit Tribe and the God Tribe over the years, every time the Demon Tribe attacked the Spirit Tribe, the God Tribe would support the Spirit Tribe. This is why the Spirit Clan was not defeated. If the God Clan didn’t help the Spirit Clan, the Spirit Clan would end up like the Dragon Clan. But what I can’t figure out is why the God Clan didn’t help when the Demon Tribe attacked the Dragon Clan. Woolen cloth? Although the relationship between the Dragon Clan and the God Clan has not been very good since ancient times, the God Clan is not willing to ignore it, right? I have never understood the reason. Even Xueying didn’t get any explanation from the leader of the Spirit Clan. I guess it was because the Jade Emperor thought that the Dragon Clan had the ability to protect themselves, so he didn’t help. But speaking of the Dragon Clan Their strength is not bad at all. If they really want to go to war with the demons, they can fight. Even if they can't defeat them, they won't lose so quickly. If they want to blame, they can only blame their own internal conflicts. Together with the Dragon Kings of the Three Seas of Southwest, North and South The rebels in the nest took control of the most important strategic territory of the East China Sea, which gave the Demon Clan an opportunity to take advantage of it, and ultimately led to the disappearance of the East China Sea Dragon Clan. Now that the Dragon Clan has surrendered to the Demon Clan, the Dragon King of the Three Seas is nothing more than They are just puppets under the demon clan. After all, the dragon clan has always been controlled by the gods before. It is not a day or two for them to rebel against the Jade Emperor. Now they finally got their wish, but they just changed their master. This is really Is it worth it?

Seeing my deep thought, Xueying continued: "So tomorrow I have to take Lulu back to the Spirit Clan to see what instructions the clan leader has. If the war really breaks out, then I must fight with my Brothers and sisters fight to the death to defend their homeland."

I was about to say something when Xiao Xie and the others came back. As soon as they entered the door, they asked: "What about defending our homeland? What anti-Japanese drama are you watching?"

"Here, I brought you a meal. You've already taken a shower, right? I'm going to take a shower now." Sun Tianhao handed me the meal and then entered the bathroom. By this time, it was already dark and the street lights outside were on. When I woke up, everything seemed so peaceful and peaceful.

"Why haven't you eaten yet?" Xueying saw her and asked.

"I just came back from training. I took a shower first and asked them to bring it to me."

As soon as I finished speaking, the instructor called.

"I'll hang up now. The instructor called me. I'll call you later." After I said that, I answered the phone, and the instructor asked me: "Where are you? Have you eaten?"

"I'm in the dormitory and haven't eaten yet. What's wrong?"

"We've been out of training for so long, why haven't we eaten yet?!" The instructor's tone began to sound reproachful, which made me confused.

"I just finished taking a shower and was about to eat. Did something happen?"

"Don't eat yet. Immediately notify everyone to gather at the playground within ten minutes."

"Now?! Why?!" I was about to open the lunch box, but I froze when she said this.

"Don't ask so many questions. The assembly whistle is about to blow here. Hurry! It's time for you to show off!"

"This is such a fucking stupid performance! Those sisters must hate me to death?!"

But there was no other way. I had no choice but to send an emergency gathering notice in the class group and tag everyone. Then I called Hu Shuirong and asked her to go to the dormitory doors of the eldest sisters in the class and notify them one by one.

Sure enough, less than two minutes after the news was sent out, a assembly whistle sounded outside the window. The sound was very sharp and spread throughout the entire dormitory building.

"Everyone!!! Emergency gathering in the playground!!!" The instructors also started shouting outside the dormitory building with speakers and loudspeakers, which caused the entire dormitory building to explode at once. The originally peaceful and quiet place The scene suddenly disappeared.

"Stop fucking washing! Come out quickly! There is an emergency gathering in the playground!" I hurried to the bathroom door and knocked on it while shouting to Sun Tianhao inside.

"I've only just washed my hair halfway! Damn it!!!" Sun Tianhao roared in the bathroom.

"I haven't even started eating yet! Who the hell am I going to ask for explanation?!"

Finally, Sun Tianhao rushed out with his head full of bubbles. Then the four of us locked the dormitory door and started rushing to the playground. Fortunately, we caught up in the end. After counting the number of people, we found that everyone in our class was here, many of them. .

This is really a playground full of people! All the freshmen were summoned. The chief instructor held a microphone and lectured everyone in front, saying that this was to train everyone's reaction ability and common awareness of emergency gatherings, but in fact no one was listening at all. He pressed hard, everyone was complaining, and even a few girls were so angry that they cried.

But what's even more annoying is that after the training, he still doesn't let me leave! He said he was going to teach us to sing military songs, but it looked like it would take at least another half hour.

Sing your sister’s military song! I didn’t even eat anything! Moreover, I was not wearing military training uniform. I had just changed into a short-sleeved shirt after taking a shower and was called out. I stood out in the crowd and was immediately caught by Xiao Hei.

"Don't... Brother Hei, don't kick me. The clothes I just changed..."

I originally thought that Xiao Hei was going to give me a slap in the face, but he just said to me: "Your instructor is looking for you."

"The instructor is here?" I looked in the direction of the little black finger and saw a figure standing under the big tree outside the playground. It looked like he was indeed the instructor.

When I passed by the guide beside Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei whispered to me: "It's okay if I don't wear any clothes this time. I won't do it next time."

I nodded, thinking that Xiao Hei still loves me very much, but sometimes his loving way makes me a little unbearable.

When she came to the instructor, she changed into a black casual outfit. She didn't look as cool as before. She was also holding a bag in her hand, which contained a cup of milk tea and a stick of cooked corn. Great.

"Instructor, you don't have time to eat either?" I forced a smile on my face and grinned at her, but she didn't answer. Instead, she asked me: "Why don't you eat first after training for so long? If you're full, you can't wash your hair and if you're hungry, you can't take a shower." You don’t even know? You go to take a shower without even eating, are you going to die?!”

"How can there be so many rules? Besides...you haven't eaten yet either."

"You think I'm going to be like you?!" The instructor's voice suddenly increased a lot. I knew she was really angry this time, so I quickly closed her mouth and stopped making any sound.

She didn't say anything after that, and we just stood there dryly, but the atmosphere there was very lively, everyone was singing military songs, which was quite interesting to listen to.

"Sunset Xishan Hong Xiafei..."

Seeing them all start singing, I said to the conductor: "If nothing happens, I will return to the team first."

"Take it, eat before you leave." The conductor handed me the bag she was holding, and I was taken aback.

"Isn't this yours? You don't have anything to eat either."

"Do you think I'm as stupid as you? I won't let you go if you don't eat next time!"

Seeing my dumbfounded look, she directly put the bag in my hand and left. Before leaving, she said: "Don't think too much about it. I'm just afraid that you will starve to death and no one will take care of you." I’m just working.”

Isn't it? Then this is too true.

After eating, I returned to the team. I sang a military song with them and felt energetic. At this time, someone suggested playing games. Truth or Dare and the like are very common. When a girl in our class When Sun Tianhao asked: "Do you like me?", everyone laughed. At this time, Xiao Hei also said: "To be honest, I also want to know this." Everyone laughed even more happily. All the feelings of complaint were laughed off.

Later, those girls said they wanted to play something more exciting. I thought about it and then asked Xiaohei: "How many students like us can you deal with?"

Xiao Hei looked at us first, then grinned and said, "Ten or eight, no problem."

As soon as he finished speaking, I heard someone whisper: "Bragging, last time I saw on the news that a soldier performed a set of military boxing in front of gangsters, and was stabbed eighteen times."

"..."

It is true that I have seen the news, but in order to prove whether our Xiao Hei is really that brave, Xiao Xie and I discussed a countermeasure, and then the four of us sneaked to the field of other classes and spotted one. The girl in the back row was immediately picked up. After being picked up, the four of us carried the girl and ran back to our venue. The girl screamed and immediately hugged all the students in her class. Led over.

"Put down the people in our class!!!" The group of people chased and shouted behind them.

"Run, run! Xiao Hei! We have attracted people! It's your turn to show off!!!" We shouted loudly to Xiao Hei in front of us as we ran, and at the same time, a group of people behind us also chased more closely. .

"Damn it! So many people came here at once?!" Xiao Hei immediately panicked, uttered a curse word and quickly ran away, because the instructor of his class was also chasing him.

Afterwards, we collectively insisted that Xiao Hei had asked us to snatch the person. Then the two of our classes watched Xiao Hei and the instructors of his class perform free fighting, using all their unique skills and special skills, such as military boxing and so on. Okay, that scene was really wonderful.

However, at night, after returning to bed, the excitement continued, because not only did we have telescopes in the men's dormitory, but other dormitories also had telescopes, and they were military-type ones. It was so awesome that the boys were lying on the floor one by one. He looked across the window on the window sill and screamed while watching, causing the men's dormitory to scream all night. As a result, they all went to military training with dark circles under their eyes the next day, and were called and punished by the instructors in turn. kind……

(End of this chapter)