The straight man of steel in the entertainment industry

The audience all screamed, asking Lin Li to continue.

After a while, Lin Li continued:

"Ruo Bing debuted with me. At that time, she was called a beauty contestant. I was very angry at that time. You can insult the contestants, but you can't insult the beauty!"

Wu Ruobing is still a sweet and lovely little beauty in the eyes of the public, but in the eyes of Lin Li who grew up with her, it seems that beauty has nothing to do with her, as if Wu Ruobing doesn't think Lin Li is very handsome.

Everyone laughed when they heard that Lin Li started to spoil Wu Ruobing's appearance again.

"Ruobing said just now that I know a little about makeup. She was shocked just now and said she couldn't believe it. I told her at the time, you don't want a man, why do I still have one?"

This sentence is black and black again, saying that Wu Ruobing doesn't want a man, but Lin Li does. Many boys at the scene shouted again: "I want it!"

The audience burst into laughter, and they didn't know whether they wanted Lin Li or Wu Ruobing.

"Let me explain to you here that I do know a little about cosmetics. For example, I know that when playing mobile games, you should use Jixi loose powder to smear the screen of your mobile phone. This way it feels better. Other loose powders are not effective. Play online games. Just use Baimi lotion and iodine to wipe the keyboard, so that the keyboard will be smoother, Satan, remember, the knowledge point!!"

What Lin Li said was that he used expensive cosmetics to clean his phone and keyboard in a serious manner. He said that he knew something, and let Satan remember it. quite funny!

The audience burst into laughter, and even Chi Zi, who was in the guest seat, laughed so hard.

"Satan, a professional player of Glory of Heroes, once won the world championship. Although the country did not recognize this kind of event at that time, it is recognized now. The embarrassing thing is that now it only recognizes the current e-sports event. Satan and the others won it in the previous game. The champion is still not within the scope of recognition, isn't it embarrassing?"

Everyone laughed, and Satan was also a little embarrassed.

"So, it's okay for everyone to like to play games. You can play games in your leisure time, but don't regard playing games as a dream, because you see, even if you win a world championship, you are just like Satan. You want your dreams Is it like a guy like this?"

Lin Li's words were very positive to comfort those students not to be greedy for games, but he used Satan as a negative teaching material, which made the audience laugh so hard.

"When Satan retired, he kissed the stage just like other football stars retired. As a result, he always felt that there was a taste in his mouth that night. Later, he went to the toilet after the end and found out that the mop on the stage and the mop in the toilet are the same! "

After Lin Li said this, Satan became anxious, and said, "No, no!"

However, everyone was even happier, and they all looked disgusted.

"Satan said he wanted to go to Yanda University, wanted to be the next Lin Li, and was specially recruited by Yanda University. I think you are thinking too much, Satan. The person in front of you is the only author with a full score in the college entrance examination in Jiangnan Province. He still got 0 points in history. 589 points, the first in the school, wrote countless popular songs and poems, the most important thing is that you have a handsome face, your unrecognized world champion and a perverted face, you Do you think the Admissions Office will consider you?"

Lin Li immediately blocked Satan's way of self-recommendation. He made a bad fart and hurt Satan. There was a lot of laughter at the scene, and Satan was very helpless.

"Satan, let me give you a suggestion. As for you, if you want to go to college, don't go to Internet cafes every day. You learn from director Bi Xuan, a bubble actress!"

The audience burst into laughter, thinking that Lin Li had given Satan a good idea, but it turned out to be unexpected!

By the way, Bi Xuan was blackmailed.

Bi Xuan was also anxious, and said, "I don't, don't talk nonsense!"

Lin Li ignored Bi Xuan and turned the topic to Cai Li.

"Ms. Cai Li, I can only call you teacher. I call you aunt at my age. I think you are at a disadvantage. Call you grandma. I am at a disadvantage. I was able to win the championship. I should thank Teacher Cai. After all, she was wrong. I said I would be angry with such words."

"Teacher Cai said that if there are more Linli in the talent show, the judges will become a high-risk profession, and it will be more valuable at that time. I think Teacher Cai is thinking too much. If there are more Linli, the talent show will be pornographic. You guys Let these judges drink the northwest wind!"

Everyone laughed.

"Besides, there is only one Lin Li. From ancient times to the present, Lin Li is the only one like me! How can there be more Lin Li!"

Lin Li's words were so domineering that Cai Li had nothing to say but applauded. After hearing Lin Li's words, the audience all cried out.

This is a golden sentence again!

Chapter 304 Talking Nonsense Seriously

The cheers from the audience reminded Lin Li of the audience. He glanced at the audience and continued talking.

"By the way, I didn't even think about it if you didn't call me. The show "Tucao School" has such a bad reputation this season, and the audience is also responsible. In order to cooperate with the show group to create an atmosphere, you laugh and applaud some bad jokes. I said When you come to the show, you have some ideas, okay? The director on the scene tells you to laugh and you laugh, and if you tell you to call you, you can call me. You are not here to sell..."

There was laughter at the scene. Lin Li was talking about the audience in the previous episodes. Although they were not everyone present, many people were really hit by Lin Li's words.

The on-site director of "Tucao School" directed the audience to mobilize everyone's emotions. Many people who participated in the recording saw the on-site director make wild gestures, and many people also followed his instructions to laugh and shout, making the atmosphere of the scene look better.

In the previous episodes, it was true that they couldn't laugh a lot, but this time Lin Li was so angry, they were convinced.

But this show is like this, the more stinky, shameless, and direct and ruthless the show, the more everyone likes it.

That kind of hidden, tucked-in, inexplicable and inexplicable, like scratching the surface, made the audience feel uncomfortable!

Sometimes, man, it's just that cheap!

Therefore, a very strange phenomenon appeared at the scene. Lin Li was angry with the audience, and the audience was still happy, laughing and applauding.

"Bi Xuan, I think you insult the word director, you are a filmmaker... No, to be precise, you are a liar!"

"As long as you shoot that movie, I'll find a dog and hang a video camera around its neck. When it comes back at night, the content in the camera will be better than your movie!"

The audience burst out laughing. Lin Li's rant was absolutely amazing. It was even more uncomfortable than swearing without swear words. It was the first time the audience felt so relieved!

"Also, I'm also confused about Bi Xuan's entanglement with my name. Lin Li is Lin Li. I have to study how the Li character came from. Then how did your Xuan character come from? I think it's because of the car when you disassemble it. Could it be that you This way?"

Lin Li's words were so shocking that everyone's jaws dropped.

Although Lin Li has always dared to speak and scold, but he has never heard Lin Li say such connotative words. This time, he used Bi Xuan's name to complain, making people unable to look directly at Bi Xuan anymore, and even the name with People with Xuan characters can no longer look directly at them.

It's so graphic!

After a second of stunned audience, huge laughter and applause erupted.

Bi Xuan's face was flushed, so many people were afraid of him as a director of bad movies, and Lin Li's words did not make him ashamed.

This Lin Li is really too poisonous!

"Based on your name, I think that if you go to the island country to shoot some island-style things, maybe no one will say that you are a bad movie director. At that time, everyone will say one thing when they see you... the landlord is a good person!"

The audience burst out laughing. Lin Li's bad idea is not to mention a little bit feasible. The male compatriots and a small number of female audiences are looking forward to Bi Xuan's movie for the first time!

It's really amazing!

"The host, Mr. Zhang Shaokun, is dressed like a doorman..."

Zhang Shaokun was wearing a blue suit and a bow tie. His temperament really looked like a doorman. Hearing this, Zhang Shaokun was so angry that he took off his bow tie.

"Mr. Zhang Shaokun said that I call myself a superstar, but he also calls himself a cultural person. I remember he wrote a poem on Weibo a few days ago, right?"

Zhang Shaokun nodded. He really likes to write articles and poems. Although he can't compare with Lin Li, he is just a hobby after all, and he is not afraid of what Lin Li will say.

Everyone knew that Lin Li was very accomplished in poetry, and they all pricked up their ears when they heard that he was going to write poems against Zhang Shaokun.

"When you write poetry, you can write poetry. You have to learn other people's culture and literature, and you are making a fool of yourself!"