The straight man of steel in the entertainment industry

Lin Li's paragraph is too sharp and ironic. It almost satirized many celebrities who came before. Dirty, smelly, plus the shit-stirring stick mentioned earlier, this really offended everyone in the entertainment industry. ah.

The audience screamed.

Li Shuai and Chi Zi also laughed helplessly, Lin Li really dared to say it, it was not like saying it on the spot.

But the effect is really good. It has been a long time since the Tucao faction audience laughed so wildly.

"Li Shuai said that I have been scolded by many people just like this show. I think he may have misunderstood something. Let me read the comments on the scolding show for you."

Usually at this time, the complainer would have to read the note, or there would be subtitle prompts, but Lin Li didn't need it.

"In the first episode, please invite Su Ling to come. I made all the jokes, but I didn't mention her pimping in the entertainment industry. What kind of complaint is this?"

"In the second issue, Ling Feng is here. What is his real black spot? Torn clothes? Lack of strength? Neither. Everyone knows cheating, so why don't you dare to complain?"

"In the third issue, the hip-hop session, I only dared to make humorous jokes in other places without pain or itching. I didn't dare to complain about the problems in the real hip-hop circle."

Lin Li's comments were really high praises that he saw on the Internet. Li Shuai and Chi Zi also knew about it, but they couldn't help it. Some guests they invited came, and the guests directly stated their bottom line, and these things could not be mentioned.

But none of them expected that here, Lin Li would say the most liked comments by the audience, and bring up all the things that couldn't be mentioned in the previous few episodes!

This is really a ruthless person!

Lin Li said all the things that the guests invited by the program group did not complain about. This made Li Shuai and Chi Zi a little panicked, fearing that they would offend others, but after thinking about it, the regret of the whole season of the program seemed to be Lin Li made up for everything in this episode.

Naturally, the audience watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal. Every time Lin Li said something, the audience screamed crazily.

Lin Li is going crazy. He is not afraid of death at all. Although the people who came before were all ex-stars, many of them still have connections and fans. Lin Li said so blatantly what they would not dare to say on the show. , Isn't it because they are guilty of these things!

Lin Li is really not afraid of offending people!

He really deserves to be a shit-stirring stick in the entertainment industry!

Chapter 303 Throughout the ages, there is only one forest standing everywhere!

Lin Li said all the high praises and comments he saw on the Internet in one breath, and naturally he also talked about them in the hearts of the audience. They gave Lin Li crazy applause and screams.

Chi Zi and Li Shuai were taken aback by this scene. Lin Li was audacious to read these comments on the show, but Lin Li remembered them so clearly, so many comments, Lin Li remembered them all, which is too strong!

What's more, Li Shuai and Chi Zi didn't expect the audience to be so excited, the noise was almost topple the roof, it seems that they really spoke their minds!

Chi Zi and Li Shuai looked at each other and got the answer from each other's eyes.

Anyway, it's the last issue, let's go all out!

"Okay, there are too many comments scolding the show, I can't read it."

After Lin Li finished reading in one breath, he took a break, and there was another round of warm applause.

"Li Shuai, Chi Zi, you heard it. In the past, the highest praise of these comments was placed at the top of the program group, so you just pretended you didn't see it. Now that I read it out, don't say you didn't hear it, you are really deaf and dumb." Blind!"

There was another burst of laughter at the scene, Li Shuai and Chi Zi desperately bowed to Lin Li and begged for mercy.

"Okay, after reading the comments that scolded the program group, you guys listen to some of the comments that scolded me the most on my Weibo, and I will read a few of them."

"The first article."

"Lin Li, you bastard, stop showing off your charm, you charming guy!"

Lin Li burst out laughing before he finished reading the scene. This is not scolding him, it is simply a rainbow fart, and Lin Li even used it on purpose, it is so good!

Lin Li paused for a moment, and continued reading after the laughter stopped a bit.

"Lin Li, don't think that you are so great. Isn't it just that you are handsome, sing better, have some talent, have been specially recruited by Yan University, and can write some good poems!"

There was another burst of laughter.

"Lin Li, you damn handsome man, what good am I doing to you!"

"Lin Lizhen is using his face to kill, and his handsomeness to kill!"

"Lin Li is an arsonist!"

"Lin Li is the most selfish person in the world, why won't you give me your phone number!"

Lin Li read several lines, and the audience laughed so hard that their stomachs ached.

"Now you know why there are so many people scolding me online." Lin Li concluded.

The faces of the guests in the guest seat all admired, but Wu Ruobing laughed and scolded: "Shameless!"

"Wu Ruobing, you're so good at dancing!" Lin Li said, "Then let's start with you!"

When the people present heard that Lin Li was about to complain about Wu Ruobing, they all screamed.

Just now Wu Ruobing complained about Lin Li, everyone thought it was good, and I really expected how Lin Li would complain about her.

"Wu Ruobing said just now that I cried when I saw a dog when I was a child, so let me expose her embarrassment too."

Now the scene was boiling, everyone was more interested in Wu Ruobing's embarrassing stories, and what Wu Ruobing revealed about Lin Li's embarrassing stories was not very exciting, but Lin Li's revelations would definitely be much more exciting.

"When I was young, Wu Ruobing and I were playing outside, and saw a child eating raisins in the distance"

When Lin Li said this, Wu Ruobing yelled in panic: "Lin Li, don't! How dare you say it!"

"Don't yell, the more you yell, the more excited I get!"

Lin Li's words made Wu Ruobing terrified, and he felt like he was going to force it. The people on the scene were instantly ignited, and they all cried out.

Now it's not Wu Ruobing who makes Lin Li more excited, but Lin Li who is more annoying, and the audience is more excited!

Lin Li waited for the scene to be quiet for a while before continuing: "I saw a child eating raisins in the distance, and Wu Ruobing wants to eat raisins, so I asked the child to ask for it. I'm so embarrassed, but I can't It seemed that I was timid, so I agreed and walked over to chat with the child for a while."

Wu Ruobing was jumping anxiously in the guest table, blushing, Cai Li kept stopping her, afraid that she would run away violently.

"Then I didn't even ask the kid for raisins. I just secretly picked up a big lump of booger, rubbed it, and went back to give it to Wu Ruobing, saying that he only gave one raisin."

Wu Ruobing had already buried her head in her knees at this moment and did not dare to lift it up.

"Afterwards, everyone should have thought of it." Lin Li didn't say any more.

Everyone at the scene burst into laughter. This incident was indeed more embarrassing than Lin Li being afraid of dogs.

Wu Ruobing also realized that she teased Lin Li last night. Lin Li said that he would regret it, but now that he thinks about it, he really regrets it!

Lin Li looked at Wu Ruobing, who was buried in his head, and said with a smile: "To come to the Tucao faction, you must have this awareness. I still have a lot of more embarrassing things about you!"

Wu Ruobing hurriedly raised her head and begged, "Brother Lin, don't, I beg you to stop talking!"