The straight man of steel in the entertainment industry

"Until I read Mr. Zhang's poems, I changed my view of Mr. Zhang. Mr. Zhang is very honest. Why do you say that? Because what Mr. Zhang said about showing ugliness is not to imitate the humility of other cultured people, but to be sincere. There is absolutely no beauty, no ambiguity at all, if I saw your poem a few months earlier, I don’t think there is anything wrong with Lou Haojie.”

At first everyone really thought that Lin Li was going to exaggerate that Shaokun's poem was good, but the reversal came too quickly, and everyone in the audience overturned, and then burst out laughing.

Lin Li's brain is really beyond the reach of ordinary people!

Is this really what you said on the spot?

The audience was shocked!

Li Shuai and Chi Zi were also shocked!

They knew about Lin Li's boldness and great performance on the spot, but it had nothing to do with making complaints. They didn't expect Lin Li to be so sharp in making complaints on the spot!

This is simply much better than their well-polished lines!

Talk show genius! This is it!

That's the only way I understand it.

Lin Li looked around the guest seats. The seven guests and the host were all panicked about being called by the teacher at school, afraid that Lin Li would complain about him again.

"I'm done complaining..." Lin Li said.

Forget about Li Shuai and Chi Zi, Lin Li had already brought them on when he complained about the show, so there was no need to continue complaining about them.

The audience obviously had more than enough to say, and they all shouted: "Continue!"

"continue!"

"I haven't heard enough!"

……

Lin Li slowed down, and said, "There's no one else, so let's finally complain about myself. It's not about complaining, it's just to tell everyone what I haven't said to anyone all this time, um..."

Seeing that Lin Li suddenly became serious, everyone felt that the matter was not so simple, and they must be holding back.

But this made everyone on the scene nervous.

"How should I put it..." Lin Li thought for a while, "Actually... I am different from you... Yes... I have a system in my brain..."

The audience laughed out loud. Lin Li is a good guy at talking nonsense in a serious manner.

"Really, the songs I wrote, the poems, and the things I suddenly learned were all taught to me by the system. You have to believe me, I really held back for too long..."

The laughter grew louder.

There is a system in the brain?

So fresh!

But... I believe you ghost!

I want to believe you, I almost have shit in my head!

While everyone thought Lin Li was ridiculous, they also thought it was funny. The more bullshit he said in this kind of show, the more he could amuse others.

"This is the first time I've seen this meme. Lin Li has a big brain!"

"Yeah, such a big brain hole, only a genius like Lin Li can come up with it, it's really different from us!"

"Haha, Lin Li, you won't say that your complaints today are all given by the system?"

"Lin Li is too good at talking!"

"To tell you the truth, I actually have a system in my mind."

…………

Several people in the guest seat also gave Lin Li a thumbs up, expressing their agreement with Lin Li's meme.

Li Shuai: "I really feel that I can't do the Tucao faction any longer, because after reading Lin Li's complaints, I'm sure I'll be too embarrassed to write those bad jokes in the future, how can I go on with this?"

Chi Zi: "That's too daring to say! I accept it!"

Bi Xuan: "Hurry up and end it, if Lin Li keeps complaining, I'm going to vomit blood!"

Zhang Shaokun: "Lin Li, do you want to say that you are the chosen one?"

Wu Ruobing: "This kid, I will beat him to death when I go back!"

…………

Lin Li looked around and fell silent: "..."

Chapter 305 Don't Bark, The More You Call Me The More Excited

Lin Li was very helpless, it was fine for him to tease others and everyone laughed, but when he confessed his secret seriously, they laughed too, and even harder.

"Yes, believe it or not, I am Lin Li, thank you everyone."

After Lin Li finished speaking, he bowed, and the audience stood up and applauded warmly.

The complaints of the other guests in this issue were originally because the main coffee Lin Li had no taboos, so the guest's complaints were already more exciting than the previous episodes. Unexpectedly, Lin Li's complaints made the guests' complaints in this issue eclipsed.

Lin Li complained about the show, the guests, the audience, and even the guests who were afraid to complain about the previous nine episodes. It can be said that there is nothing that dare not complain.

Lin Li not only pissed off people and self-deprecating, but also said a lot of connotative jokes, spoke out for the audience, and spoke out the content of the audience's pissed off program with great fanfare.

If it was someone else, everyone would never believe that he hadn't prepared a manuscript before, but if he is Lin Li, if he is Lin Li, he will be credible if he plays on the spot.

Today's Lin Li is so amazing, even if some people still don't like him, subconsciously, they still feel that some things Lin Li does are not so strange.

After Lin Li finished speaking, he shook hands with the complaining guests one by one. When Wu Ruobing reached Wu Ruobing, Wu Ruobing glared at Lin Li and stretched out his foot to kick him.

"Apologize to me!" Wu Ruobing said.

"Do you really want to apologize?"

"of course yes!"

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry Missy." Lin Li smirked when he said this, "I shouldn't have fed you booger!"

Wu Ruobing asked Lin Li to apologize and shouldn't say her embarrassing things in public, instead of asking Lin Li to say it again to give people a deeper impression, so when Lin Li mentioned this, Wu Ruobing blew up again.

"Ahh! Lin Li, you are looking for death!"

Lin Li hid for a while, and said, "Don't hit me, I apologize, why are you still hitting me? Is it because of the incident when I was ten years old?"