Death Maniac

Chapter 365 The so-called money is often enduring when it is gone, and being ruthless when you have it!

early morning--!
The sun shone in through the window, the alarm clock rang, and the alarm clock was turned off with a hand from under the quilt.

Another beautiful day!

premise--

彁 彁 彁......

This damn voice can disappear for me!

Qiyu looked at Brother Biao, who was on the other side of the sofa, stripped to only his underpants, covered with a bed sheet and did not treat himself as an outsider, and could not help but hang his dead fish eyes. Saitama was actually able to fall asleep amidst such noise. I admire myself very much...

Although this week, for five days, the other party was sleeping and I was watching TV.

That's right, a week has passed before you know it.

During this week, Saitama tried countless ways to drive this bastard away, but... none of them succeeded!
Finally, Qiyu gritted his teeth and decided to fight Wu Biao.

Wu Biao fights with him every day, as long as the other party's wish is fulfilled, he will leave!

Saitama thought so at the time.

result--

The two sides fought with all their strength for a long time. In the end, Qiyu lost to Wu Biao. He was sore from the beating for several days, but...is this bastard more excited?

What are you talking about fighting from fist to flesh, my man's yearning and so on...

Although the taste of being punched to the flesh is really cool, what Saitama feels that he yearns for is the taste of "being able to defeat all kinds of monsters with one punch" that he said to the crab monster when he first decided to become a hero.

These are not important, the important thing is... After the fight, not only did the guy not leave, but he became even more excited about it.

Is there any mistake, what crime did I do!

Shaking his head helplessly, looking at the time on the alarm clock at 06:30, Saitama got up and put on the sportswear on his body, he must not let down his exercise, he must become stronger!

At least it can be strong enough to knock this snoring bastard away! ! !
"Morning, I'm going out to exercise again."

Brother Biao, who had an extremely accurate biological clock, also got up and looked at Qiyu who was about to leave: "If you want me to say that your exercise is useless, change it to fighting with Brother Biao in the future."

Saitama ignored him and went out for extremely hard training as usual.

100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, 10-kilometer run...

Brother Biao also observed it for a few days at first, and even he couldn’t help but be shocked by this freak. You have to know what it was like when he used to do basic exercises...

Carrying nearly a ton of weight and doing squats!
Which long-distance running is not a thousand and eight thousand?

Sit-ups are useless without holding something heavy.

……

As the saying goes, people are better than others, so Brother Biao fought with Qiyu again...

However, Wu Biao didn't think about his degree of abnormality, which was no less than that of Qitama. If Qitama can become stronger by doing anything, then Wu Biao can always become stronger as long as there is a fight.

Every time after a battle, Wu Biao will become stronger, as if his body is absorbing various genetic evolutions on its own, especially when killing weird people who have broken through the limiter in this world, that powerful gene makes Wu Biao's strength once again enter the previous level. period of rapid growth.

This also caused Qiyu, who had grown rapidly, to be firmly overwhelmed by Brother Biao.

Closer to home——

When Qiyu came back from exercising, Brother Biao was lying on the carpet, smoking a small cigarette while watching TV.

"Don't let me smoke in the house!"

Even though he knew that Brother Biao would never be obedient, Qiyu still yelled habitually... But then he was taken aback, looked at Wu Biao curiously and said, "How do you have money to buy cigarettes? Didn't you say the day before yesterday? Have you finished the last box?"

You know, he has no money at all—

For the past few days, I have been out at night and day, and I have been avoiding the pursuit of the landlord's old lady... No, debt collection.

"Oh, the old man who went to repair your sportswear for you yesterday has a lot of money..."

"and many more……"

The corner of Qiyu's mouth twitched, and he interrupted: "You have a limit to your familiarity, I'll take you there once, why can you lick your face to make a living there!"

"When he left last time, didn't he tell us to come here often?" Wu Biao took it for granted.

"Hey! I'm just being polite." Qiyu couldn't help covering his face: "Then, you won't ask him to borrow money, will you?"

Brother Biao glanced at Qiyu with a silly look: "You idiot, I don't know him well."

"……you know too."

"The uncle told me that if you have no money, you can use the bounty criminal to exchange money with the police, and then he gave me a few arrest warrants, and when I came back after dinner, I happened to meet a bounty criminal downstairs. He was knocked out and sent to the police station."

Wu Biao took out a wad of money from his pocket while talking: "Then they gave me [-]. That C-level bounty criminal is really valuable!"

"fifty thousand!!!"

Qiyu's eyes turned green, staring straight at the wad of money in Brother Biao's hand.

Fifty thousand!
This is enough to live on my own for a month. As long as I can catch up with the supermarket specials every Saturday, I can eat a few more rich meals a month.

Well, the premise is that there is no such bastard in front of me...

I was thinking about the dozen or so one-hundred-dollar coins in my small wallet... Well, this steel coin was learned from Wu Biao. I don’t know where it came from, so I called these one-hundred-face value coins steel coins.

In short, say 5 to [-]... This [-] yuan is a huge amount for Saitama!
"Here, give you half!"

Wu Biao waved his hand very proudly, and threw half of it away: "Speaking of which, your life is really hard enough."

"Thank you boss."

Qiyu burst into tears, but he also knew a very good way to make money. The hero can also earn income when he is working. Wu Biao can get 5 yuan if he catches anyone casually!

Why didn't I think of this one.

"Insert a piece of news..."

The voice from the TV made Wu Biao and Qiyu stand up at the same time, with green light in their eyes.

food--

Coming!

Although it is said that Saitama once ate strange people.

But since Wu Biao came, the frequency of eating strange people has increased greatly, because...you can't live without eating!

"Now an emergency evacuation alert is issued. The disaster level is Tiger level. There is a huge... er..." The host paused, carefully looking at the paper in his hand, as if confirming that the paper is It's not a typo.

But the eyes of Wu Biao and Qiyu in front of the TV were brightened. Before they finished listening to the report, they looked at each other and rushed out the door at the same time, then ran to the downtown area of ​​Z.

huge?
Definitely enough for a few days.

No wonder the two of them were in a hurry. You must know that last time because they went one step late, the weirdo had disappeared without even leaving a body. This also caused the two of them to be hungry for a whole day. ate the bark...

Wu Biao and Qiyu have been gnashing their teeth at the bastard who collected the corpse.

At least leave some meat! !

Neither of these guys knew that there was an organization like the Heroes' Association in this world, and the Heroes' Association was responsible for cleaning up the corpses of the monsters that were basically wiped out.

Wu Biao didn't pay attention at all. Although Saitama often saw reports about heroes on TV and hoped that he could have a fanbase, he didn't know that there was such a place as the Heroes' Association...

And because they didn't register with the Heroes' Association, everyone went to evacuate when the disaster happened, and no one witnessed what happened...

As a result, the credit for these two weirdos fighting monsters fell to the heroes who appeared nearby inexplicably!
……

(End of this chapter)