Death Maniac

Chapter 364 It is rare to have a few gay friends in life, fight together, eat together and sleep together!
"Why, why do you still follow me, brother, we don't know each other at all, okay?"

Qiyu was standing in front of a second-floor apartment and roaring, while Wu Biao was carrying two big bags. It should be said that both of them carried two big bags on their shoulders, which were the meat of the 17-year-old cicada larvae.

The cicada larva was too huge, and Saitama didn't swallow it all by himself, but just packed two bags and prepared to take it home and put it in the refrigerator to freeze first, but...

Why does this bastard follow me all the way!
So sorry! !

The me who greets people randomly when I have nothing to do, please die happily.

"Well, acquaintance is fate, anyway, I have nowhere to go." Brother Biao grinned, looking completely shameless.

"What does it matter to me that you have nowhere to go?"

Qiyu's mouth twitched: "Let me tell you the truth, although I call myself a hero, I actually have no money at all. The rent is owed for several months. When there are no weirdos, I just have a chaotic schedule and eat a lot of money." Sleep when you wake up, and just squat at home watching TV when you wake up.”

Wu Biao glanced at Qiyu strangely, and suddenly felt that the description of this guy was inexplicably familiar...

What do you do when you're not fighting?
Hmmm...watching tv...eating...sleeping...watching tv...

The corner of Wu Biao's mouth twitched slightly, realizing for the first time that he was such a scumbag.

No, I am richer than him!

Thinking of this, Brother Biao's face suddenly became extremely proud. It is awesome to have a good master: "It's okay, I don't mind."

Just kidding, how can I just leave like this, I have no place to live, and I can't cook...these two things are not that important.The most important thing is that the donkey rider in front of me is strong enough, fighting every day after eating, this kind of life is better than going to the construction site to move bricks by himself.

"...It's me who cares, okay?" Saitama's mouth twitched: "And I don't think you are very old, so go home quickly, your parents will worry if you go back late."

Brother Biao shook his head when he heard the words: "My parents have been dead for many years."

"..." Saitama.

Hey, the atmosphere is suddenly heavy, isn't it?

How can I keep kicking people out?
"Sorry!" In the end Qiyu actually apologized, no wonder, after all, in his opinion, he mentioned the sad things of the other party.

Although, Wu Biao didn't care at all...

"By the way, didn't you say you were married? And the children are already one year old, so they will be worried if they don't go back." Saitama changed the subject, he didn't want to let this guy with abnormal brain circuits in front of him no matter what Go to your own home.

"All of them are not in this world." Brother Biao told the truth.

"..." The corners of Qiyu's eyes twitched violently a few times, wishing he could slap himself on the face with the two bags he was holding.

Paralysis, do you want to play so hard, a boy who looks 16 or 7 years old, his parents are dead, his wife and children are not even in this world?

And already married at such a young age?

Are you kidding me?
In my 22 years of life, I haven't even held hands with a girl. A kid even has children?

Be a liar!

But it doesn't look like he's lying.

What has this man experienced in his short life?

Qiyu instantly made up a lot of pictures in his brain, and said with a twitching corner of his mouth: "That friend should be there."

"They're not in this world either." Wu Biao continued to tell the truth, but Brother Biao, who was so annoyed, continued to tell the truth: "In this world, you are the only person I know."

"..."

Qiyu was speechless, and there were only four big words left in his mind: I'm done——

How can this make me push people away?
Why would Mao feel that he is so pitiful...

"okay!"

Brother Biao didn't know at all that Qiyu thought of himself as an extremely pitiful person, and said impatiently: "Which house is your house, hurry up and stew this meat, I've been hungry for a long time."

"what?"

Qiyu's complexion changed, and he organized his words in his mind, wanting to continue to find other reasons to drive this bald guy out.

Ok?
No, this is my home!

Let me go or not, right?
That's right, that's it!
"Wait!" Saitama waved his hand, and was about to open his mouth to push people away.

Although the young man in front of him had a rough experience, there are many people in the world who have experienced ups and downs, and he himself is one of the people who has experienced ups and downs. He has never been successful in applying for a job after graduating from college.

In the end, because of the saying "I'm not looking for a job anymore, I want to be a hero", I became a hero with no income because of my interest. I spent a year or three months living frugally on the pocket money I earned from part-time jobs. Without paying rent.

You are already in trouble, okay?
The more Qiyu thinks about it, the sadder she becomes, and in the end she doubts life a little...

And just when he was about to open his mouth to drive them away, an old lady's hoarse voice came from a room next to the two with the word 101 hanging on it: "Who is it, who is making noise outside the door, is it because they have to pay rent?" ?”

"Oops--!"

Qiyu's face changed drastically, as if he saw a ghost: "Quick...quick...hide away."

"what?"

Wu Biao was taken aback for a moment, and then glared at Qiyu: "Hide what you want, a man is fearless, where is the enemy, just kill him!!"

"..."

This product is very dangerous!

Although killing the landlord is a very tempting proposition, Saitama feels that he is a hero no matter what, and he can't do this kind of thing anyway.

and so……

Without the slightest hesitation, Saitama rushed upstairs directly. The speed can be said to have exceeded the speed of sound. Going upstairs, unlocking the lock, and entering the house were all done in one go!
Saitama breathed a sigh of relief, but...

"This is your home, it's really small enough."

Qiyu was startled, and looked at Wu Biao, who put two big bags on the ground in the room and looked around the room, speechless for a while.

Isn't this speed too fast?
However, unlike Wu Biao, Qiyu didn't know much about strength, and what surprised him was Wu Biao's speed.This surprise was thrown out of his mind in a blink of an eye, and he looked at Wu Biao with twitching corners of his mouth: "Why did you come in?"

Wu Biao turned his head and glanced at Qiyu: "Of course he came in through the door."

"No, I said how did you come into my house."

"Nonsense, didn't you say everything from the door?"

"I said, this is my home!" Saitama yelled.

Wu Biao was startled, and after a while, he nodded suddenly: "It's okay, don't be polite to me, then why do you see others?"

"...can you be more polite to me, please?"

"Hey, riding a donkey, I'm hungry, hurry up and stew these four bags of meat."

"...It's Saitama!"

Qiyu really didn't know what to say now, and finally gritted his teeth fiercely: "You can go after eating, I don't know you well."

"It's okay, just fight a few more times and you'll get used to it." Brother Biao waved his hand indifferently: "If you want to fight, Brother Biao can accompany you at any time, punch to the flesh, wow——!!"

Seeing Wu Biao's sudden pose as a boxer, Qiyu picked up the two bags he was carrying with a dark face and prepared to put them in the refrigerator.

"Ok?"

Qiyu suddenly remembered something and turned around: "What did you just say?"

"Ah?" Brother Biao recalled for a while with a confused face, and recalled: "Punch to the flesh!!"

"Not this sentence."

"If you want to fight, I will accompany you at any time. Do you want to fight?"

"No...you just said that all four bags have been stewed? Why?"

"Nonsense, of course I ate it. These four bags should barely be enough to fill me up."

"..." Qiyu's face darkened.

Understood!
Those who are not in this world are all starved to death, right?
It must be so!

……

(End of this chapter)