Death Maniac

Chapter 366 The author often composes pictures in his head before writing, imagine that picture, you have to understand me...

[High-energy warning: These two chapters have so much harshness, unscrupulousness and spoofs, there are plots with no lower limit, the psychological endurance is not strong enough, and there are friends who are preparing to eat, or have just finished eating, especially when they are eating My friends, take advantage of not subscribing and not watching, evacuate early, and skip these two chapters, it will not have any impact on the main story later...]

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In the hot sun——

Under the sun, tall buildings stood everywhere, and two ghostly figures flashed from above the tall buildings. Their speed was extremely fast. Not to mention ordinary people, even heroes may not be able to capture the figures of the two.

However, the bustling city center of Z seems to give people a sense of emptiness and silence. There are no figures, and the light wind blows past the street. It doesn't blow the skirts that are everywhere in summer, but it only surprised some wild cats.

This is also one of the benefits of the establishment of the Heroes' Association. Since the early warning of the Heroes' Association, the masses can often be evacuated from the disaster center in time, and they are guided to the shelter by a special person.

It can only be said that the existence of the Heroes Association has indeed reduced the casualties of many innocent residents.

call out--!
The sound of breaking through the sky fell straight to the center of the street. Qiyu looked at the empty street and turned his gaze to Wu Biao without hesitation: "Look, which direction is it?"

Different from Wu Biao, Qiyu can be said to be a person who is extremely biased. He may not be as good as some ordinary people with a strong sixth sense when it comes to the sense of weirdness.

Basically, it's just across the street, and the weirdo doesn't make any noise, and this guy can pass by.

So in many cases, after Saitama finds the weirdo, it is basically that the weirdo has been solved; or the residents in the area where the weirdo appeared and the heroes who came here have been solved by the weirdo, and then he ran to clean up the mess...

Wu Biao glanced at Qiyu, and Qiyu's face darkened when he opened his mouth and said directly: "Sure enough, I said you, you may not be able to get hot shit even if you eat shit."

With a dark face, Qi Yu resisted the urge to punch Ya's face, expressionless: "Well, you can catch up with the hot one."

Wu Biao smiled complacently, and instead of continuing to answer the conversation, he shrugged his nose, and his face immediately changed: "This smell is so sour, did that weird person blow up the latrine?"

"what happened?"

Qiyu was taken aback when he heard the words. He also knew that Wu Biao's nose was good, so he tried his best to sniff his nose but he didn't smell anything.

"I don't know, anyway, there is a bad smell over there."

Wu Biao shook his head, pointed to the front left direction, and there was a stench in the smell, just like the kind of shit in the toilet, and then didn't flush it, but closed the toilet lid and stored it for a year before opening it smell……

In short, it smells extremely bad, especially Brother Biao's nose is very sensitive, he just took a deep sniff, and he almost passed out from choking.

"Ha ha ha ha--!"

Qi Yu looked at the bitter expression on Brother Biao's face, and couldn't help laughing, telling you to show off your nose when you are free.

But even if it stinks, it's worth a trip for the food, not to mention a bit stinky, even if the weirdo is drenched in shit, these two guys can use the telephone pole as chopsticks to get the weirdo into the river to rinse.

The two moved forward at an extremely fast speed again, and it didn't take long for Qiyu to smell the smell that Brother Biao smelled, and couldn't help frowning.

Brother Biao at the side was even more unbearable, and directly tore off two pieces of cloth from his white coat and stuffed them into his nose.

boom--!
A loud bang came from the tall building directly in front, and then the tall building was instantly broken from it, as if it had been slammed into the center by a huge hammer machine.

The smoke and dust exploded, and the situation could not be seen clearly, but the stench that came with the impact was more obvious.

Obviously the culprit of all this was there, the two of them looked at each other without any hesitation, and rushed in that direction, to solve it early and go home early, the two of them didn't want to stay in this shitty place any longer.

In just an instant, the two of them crossed the sky and landed directly on the street next to the collapsed high-rise building. Their eyes looked into the range of smoke and dust, but what they saw after the smoke and dust cleared made the two of them They all just stood there...

To put it mildly, it was a group of hovering 'dragons', four or five meters high, but it could be called huge, but... the dragon was fixed.

That is to say, this is the most classic shape, which will appear in anime for a long time, the ice cream with the egg shell removed; in simple terms... this is a fucking piece of shit that can move!

The evacuation alarms of the Hero Association on the streets of City Z sounded again, and it was still the host's voice, with similar words:

"An emergency evacuation alert was issued again. The disaster level is Tiger level. A huge... um, a huge pile of shit appeared in the downtown area of ​​Z. Because the smell of shit contains a huge amount of toxins, it is recommended that everyone be on the way to the evacuation center Wear a gas mask."

Let's not talk about other people's thoughts, now Brother Biao wants to kill that shit TV station, find out this host and beat him up...

As for the so-called toxin, it had no effect on Wu Biao and Qi Yu.

"Huh? There are still people here? Are you trying to make things difficult for me?"

The weird man turned his head, and suddenly found Wu Biao and Qiyu on the street. The feces on his body gradually began to flow as he opened his mouth, and the face full of stinky feces was covered with ferocity.

……

silence--

Both Wu Biao and Qi Yu couldn't help swallowing their saliva.

"Ying... a hero?"

"Help... help!"

"Help me, I'm going to drown in shit..."

"..."

I saw that the poop monster's muddy body was showing heads one by one, and they all looked like they saw the savior, and they called for help to Wu Biao and Qiyu.

"Hey, hero, the people in distress are calling you, so go ahead."

Brother Biao pinched his nose, turned his head to look at Qiyu with a righteous face: "Only this time, I will entrust you with the task of saving the world!!"

It's okay to stop making trouble, Brother Biao likes it so hard, but things like shit... can't be accepted physically and mentally!

Qiyu's face turned green: "I'm just a hero driven by interest." After speaking, he changed the subject and looked at Wu Biao with a dead fish in his eyes: "Didn't you say that you can eat hot food? It's not only hot, but also delicious. Can move, I remember a certain person who claimed to be able to run would dare to eat?"

"..." Wu Biao choked for a moment and had nothing to say.

"Humph!"

The poop freak looked at the two of them and snorted coldly: "That's right, I saw that I, who became a poop freak due to eating too much shit and became a poop freak, can talk so calmly. Sure enough, you are embarrassing me, poop freak, believe me!" If you don’t believe me, I’ll let you drown in feces!!”

"No, we are preparing to flee." Saitama wilted very weakly.

The corner of Wu Biao's mouth twitched: "Eating too much poop... what the hell!!"

"asshole!!!"

The poop freak got angry immediately, and the flowing shit formed an angry expression on his face, and he glared at Wu Biao viciously: "You bastard, how dare you laugh at my preferences, anyone who laughs at my preferences must die."

"...I'm shocked." Brother Biao was helpless. He had seen many strange people these days, but such a preference...is really very insightful.

"You ordinary people don't understand the fascination of poop."

The expression of the poop freak changed, and he looked extremely longing: "Any piece of poop is unique and has its own time, even if it is poop from the same person and eats the same thing, the taste is slightly different. "

"..." Wu Biao and Qi Yu.

We don't want to know what the excreted stuff tastes like at all, okay?
However, the poop weirdo, like the black restaurant waiter introducing the dishes, completely ignored the mood of the 'diners' and roared excitedly: "Any piece of poop is a book, and it has its own story; A piece of shit, each has a lonely journey, each has its own unique life; but sad human beings don't know how to tap its charm."

"The first time I came into contact with poop was obtained from online shopping. It was underage and underage girls who ate vegetables and fruits for several weeks to eliminate the peculiar smell of poop itself, and then produced poop with different flavors according to the tastes of customers. The taste is mostly The taste of fruits such as cantaloupe."

"That contact shocked me to the heavens. How delicious it is. This is the rare best in the world. This is the product that only a great god can create."

"Since then, I have been exposed to all kinds of stools. The taste of each kind of stool is very different. The yellow skin is dotted with black debris. When I eat it in my mouth, it seems that there are countless particles in it. The lively jumping in the mouth is like little elves dancing on the tip of the tongue."

"Chicken breast, beef, pork, and mutton, these four kinds of meat are processed by the human body. After the food residues are ground into mud, they maintain their elasticity. The delicious and mellow taste is full of hearty taste. The protein is soft and sweet, plus bile The slight bitterness after neutralization is undoubtedly the best match for red wine."

"There are also thin feces, which are caused by the increase of human intestinal peristalsis. It melts in the mouth. It is as wonderful as an elixir. It enters along the throat and makes the esophagus feel a slight burning sensation. It is undoubtedly high-grade, but it is just a pity... This shit is poisonous."

"..."

Wu Biao stared dumbfounded at the weird poop man who was talking so eloquently, he was fascinated by it; Qiyu couldn't help but shudder, because the description of this guy was so real that people couldn't help but think about it.

Almost fucking threw up...

Finally, the poop freak made a conclusion with a look of intoxication:

"Poop, filled with... the smell of love!"

(End of this chapter)