Pirates: This navy has a bit of conscience, but not much
Chapter 306 The Great Fatty
Chapter 306 Great. Fatty
Seeing the thing that Mischina Assie took out from his arms, Asuka looked up and down for a long time, but couldn't figure out what it was.
But when you hear the word [science], it must be a technological product.
This can be a great fat man who can rub pure gold in his hands
"This is what I researched after falling into Lord Lantern's stomach.
Lord Lantern's stomach is very dangerous, and a powerless scientist like me can only survive in this dangerous world through technology."
Seeing the eloquent Mischina Assier, Asuka turned the bottle in his hand and asked.
"What is this thing for???"
"How should I explain it to you?"
Mischina Assier rubbed his chin, trying to find words that could replace academic terms in his mind.
Snapped!
Mischina Assier clapped his hands violently, a gleam of light flashed in his eyes, and he spoke.
"I call it a special cold medicine!!"
Special cold medicine? ? ?
Asuka tilted his head, looking at the fat man in front of him with a question mark on his face, you, a scientist who has researched pure gold, are you still researching such things as cold medicine? ? ?
Looking at the doubts on Asuka's face, Mischina Assier shook his head at him and explained.
"Does a cold cause dizziness?"
After seeing Asuka nodding, Mischina Assier continued.
"Although it is caused by nasal congestion after catching a cold, which leads to poor ventilation of the upper respiratory tract and insufficient oxygen supply to the brain.
Inspired by this, I developed a special cold medicine, which can aggravate the other party's cold, make the other party feel dizzy and have a stuffy nose.
Even if the other person does not have a cold, as long as he takes this medicine, he will catch a cold. "
Seeing that the navy in front of him was still confused, Mischina Assier straightened his collar, looked at Asuka with a sunny face, and continued to explain.
"Whether it is an oviparous animal or a viviparous animal, the way they identify their offspring is mostly by [smell].
The thing I developed will directly cause them to have nasal congestion, making them lose their sense of smell and unable to smell the human breath on my body.
And this medicine also has some hallucinogenic effects, which can make the dinosaur have the illusion that I am its closest relative.
It is because of this that I get a lot of food from the mouth of the dinosaur. "
After finishing speaking, Mischina Assier kept nodding his head. He was such a genius that he actually explained such a complicated scientific problem to the other party.
Asuka really understood at this time.
But it doesn't seem to be of any use to me.
Seeing the disgusted expression on Asuka's face, Assie tidied up his clothes and began to explain the effect of this "cold medicine".
"Mr. Navy, this thing is simply a necessary medicine for survival in the wilderness.
Think about it, if you meet a beast when you go out, you put a pill in its mouth, and it will instantly treat you as a relative, and then it will go out every day to find food and feed you.
And all you have to do is open your mouth.
This is the magic medicine"
After listening to the scientist opposite, Asuka threw back the medicine bottle in his hand.
If there are no accidents in the future, he probably won't have much chance to survive in the wilderness.
"Ugh."
Seeing the medicine bottle returning to his hand, Mischina Assier shook his head towards Asuka and said gratefully.
"Thank you, Navy.
I haven't talked to humans for a long time, and I have nothing to give you in the stomach of Mr. Lantern.
I can only give you my invention as a testimony of the friendship between you and me. "
As he spoke, Mischina Assie forcibly stuffed the medicine bottle in Asuka's hand, with a very sunny smile on the corner of his mouth.
Seeing Assier with a smile on his face, Asuka looked down at the useless cold medicine in his hand again, he stretched out a thumb to the fat man, and praised.
"Great Fat Scientist."
"I just love being friends with great scientists."
Hearing this, Mischina Assier smiled again, this is his first friend in 200 years of boring days.
These 200 years have almost driven him crazy.
"Oh~ friend!"
As he said that, Mischina Assie walked aside, took out the dinosaur meat that he had treasured for many years, handed it to Asuka, and continued.
"Let's eat first. After a while, you and I will feed the dinosaur with medicine, and then just wait for the meat to open its mouth."
"no, I'm fine."
Asuka waved his hand at him, then pointed to the bright light bulb above his head and said.
"Assier, I'll take you out later."
"suffer??"
Mischina Assie looked at Asuka in shock, this guy actually knew how to get out?
And can you take yourself out?
Seeing the shocked expression on Mischina Assier's face, Asuka took out a piece of candy from his pocket and handed it to him, and said.
"Don't worry, you can go out. After I find pure gold, we will leave here. I will give you an identity at that time, and then you can find a random country and spend the rest of your life incognito."
Mischina Assie took a step back vigilantly, the navy in front of him was actually running for pure gold.
His wife was killed by pirates after the news of pure gold was exposed.
World government is not a good thing
"Well!"
Asuka flashed to Mischina Assier's side, put his hand on his shoulder, and said casually.
"Don't confuse me with those bastards from the Tianlong people, I want pure gold for my own use, not for sale.
It is even more impossible to curry favor with the Tianlong people with pure gold. "
Having said that, Asuka looked at Mischina Assier with a vigilant face, and continued.
"Your image now is very good. There is a portrait of you in the headquarters, which was 200 years ago.
There is a little girl on another island, I will take you there to pick her up later, and after we find the pure gold, we can go out directly. "
Hearing that the navy in front of him actually cursed the Tianlong people directly, Mischina Assier's eyelids jumped in fright.
Counting from the moment he was swallowed by Lord Lantern 800 years ago, the Tianlong people have always been the nobles of the world.
And the recruiting criteria of the World Government should at least be loyal to the Tianlong people, right? ? ?
However, what does it have to do with Assie whether Tianlongren is dead or not? ?
Thinking of this, Mischina Assier put his hands on Asuka's shoulders and asked excitedly.
"What does that little girl look like? How far is she from us??"
When the navy said that there was a little girl on another island, Mischina Assie had some guesses in his heart.
That little girl was most likely his own daughter.
Facts aside.
Could it be that the little girl is his daughter who has been missing for more than 200 years?
After all, Mr. Lantern has rarely opened his mouth to eat in the past 200 years.
"I'll take you there to have a look!"
Saying that, Asuka grabbed Mischina Assier's arm and ran towards another island stepping on moon steps.
When he brought Assier to the little girl, Asuka took him down from the sky.
boom!
"Ouch~"
Mischina Assier rubbed her swollen buttocks, and said to Asuka in embarrassment.
"I haven't left the ground for 200 years, and my legs are a little soft for a while!"
"Tsk tsk~"
Asuka made a tsk-tsk sound, then pointed his finger under Assie's buttocks, and sighed.
"You almost crushed that little girl to death."
Hearing this, Asie also felt a little tightness in his buttocks. After standing up hastily, Asie looked down at the ground.
I saw a little girl with blond hair, whose hair reached her waist, lying on the ground and twitching slightly.
Asie's eyes widened, with an expression of disbelief on his face, and then tears flowed from his eyes, and he hugged the little girl on the ground and began to cry.
"Olga"
"Olga, I don't allow you to die like this, your father, I have missed you for 200 years."
"Olga"
"Hey, stop shaking, that kid has already woken up, she just doesn't care about you."
Saying that, Asuka took out the candy from his pocket again, peeled off the outer packaging, and stuffed it directly into Olga's mouth.
Listening to Olga's voice of allowing candy to be sucked, Assier also wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said softly.
"Olga, in fact, we are all on the same island, but the environment on the island prevents us from seeing each other. My beloved Olga, it's really great that you have been safe and sound for so many years."
"Asshole dad!"
Olga pursed her lips and opened her eyes a crack.
Although his appearance was not quite the same as before, and although the father and daughter hadn't seen each other for 200 years, Olga could easily tell that this fat man was her jerk father.
It's not that she hates fat people, she just doesn't know how to face this bastard father who killed her mother.
She didn't know how long she lived on the beach. For 200 years, she was accompanied by pets every day. She didn't see anyone or talk to anyone. She always thought that she was the only one in this world, but she didn't expect that when she was collecting wild fruits, The fat man sat on her body, and the fat man was still her father.
what is this.
Heaven's bastard dad?
"Reminiscing about the past will be discussed later. After you father and daughter go out, there will be plenty of time to reminisce about the past."
Hearing a male voice from the side, Olga became alert instantly. She looked up at Asuka and asked.
"Who are you?
Why would my father be with you again? "
"This question is a bit complicated to explain!"
Asuka scratched his head, glanced at Olga whose eyes were full of vigilance, and continued.
"I was a passerby, and then I met your father, because of a short chat, your father became my friend.
so."
Speaking of this, Asuka took out a piece of cake from the air door, stuffed it into Olga's hand, and said seriously.
"I'm your uncle!"
Yo? ! "
After listening to Asuka's explanation, Olga's mouth came out with an 'O', then she turned her head and glared at her bastard father, and reprimanded her.
"How can you casually become friends with someone of unknown origin, even though he treats me very well."
"Um~uh~"
Seeing the dessert suddenly stuffed into her mouth, Olga glanced at Asuka and swallowed the rest of her words.
This man is really good to himself.
One of the best in 200 years.
Seeing that Olga finally stopped talking, Asuka walked up to Assier and patted him on the shoulder, and said.
"After going out, there is plenty of time to reminisce about the old days."
After finishing speaking, Asuka set up the father and daughter and went straight to the third stomach of the lantern fish.
Pure gold, but there it is.
ps: There is still at night.
On the day I asked for leave, a reader actually wanted to poke my ass at me.
(End of this chapter)
Seeing the thing that Mischina Assie took out from his arms, Asuka looked up and down for a long time, but couldn't figure out what it was.
But when you hear the word [science], it must be a technological product.
This can be a great fat man who can rub pure gold in his hands
"This is what I researched after falling into Lord Lantern's stomach.
Lord Lantern's stomach is very dangerous, and a powerless scientist like me can only survive in this dangerous world through technology."
Seeing the eloquent Mischina Assier, Asuka turned the bottle in his hand and asked.
"What is this thing for???"
"How should I explain it to you?"
Mischina Assier rubbed his chin, trying to find words that could replace academic terms in his mind.
Snapped!
Mischina Assier clapped his hands violently, a gleam of light flashed in his eyes, and he spoke.
"I call it a special cold medicine!!"
Special cold medicine? ? ?
Asuka tilted his head, looking at the fat man in front of him with a question mark on his face, you, a scientist who has researched pure gold, are you still researching such things as cold medicine? ? ?
Looking at the doubts on Asuka's face, Mischina Assier shook his head at him and explained.
"Does a cold cause dizziness?"
After seeing Asuka nodding, Mischina Assier continued.
"Although it is caused by nasal congestion after catching a cold, which leads to poor ventilation of the upper respiratory tract and insufficient oxygen supply to the brain.
Inspired by this, I developed a special cold medicine, which can aggravate the other party's cold, make the other party feel dizzy and have a stuffy nose.
Even if the other person does not have a cold, as long as he takes this medicine, he will catch a cold. "
Seeing that the navy in front of him was still confused, Mischina Assier straightened his collar, looked at Asuka with a sunny face, and continued to explain.
"Whether it is an oviparous animal or a viviparous animal, the way they identify their offspring is mostly by [smell].
The thing I developed will directly cause them to have nasal congestion, making them lose their sense of smell and unable to smell the human breath on my body.
And this medicine also has some hallucinogenic effects, which can make the dinosaur have the illusion that I am its closest relative.
It is because of this that I get a lot of food from the mouth of the dinosaur. "
After finishing speaking, Mischina Assier kept nodding his head. He was such a genius that he actually explained such a complicated scientific problem to the other party.
Asuka really understood at this time.
But it doesn't seem to be of any use to me.
Seeing the disgusted expression on Asuka's face, Assie tidied up his clothes and began to explain the effect of this "cold medicine".
"Mr. Navy, this thing is simply a necessary medicine for survival in the wilderness.
Think about it, if you meet a beast when you go out, you put a pill in its mouth, and it will instantly treat you as a relative, and then it will go out every day to find food and feed you.
And all you have to do is open your mouth.
This is the magic medicine"
After listening to the scientist opposite, Asuka threw back the medicine bottle in his hand.
If there are no accidents in the future, he probably won't have much chance to survive in the wilderness.
"Ugh."
Seeing the medicine bottle returning to his hand, Mischina Assier shook his head towards Asuka and said gratefully.
"Thank you, Navy.
I haven't talked to humans for a long time, and I have nothing to give you in the stomach of Mr. Lantern.
I can only give you my invention as a testimony of the friendship between you and me. "
As he spoke, Mischina Assie forcibly stuffed the medicine bottle in Asuka's hand, with a very sunny smile on the corner of his mouth.
Seeing Assier with a smile on his face, Asuka looked down at the useless cold medicine in his hand again, he stretched out a thumb to the fat man, and praised.
"Great Fat Scientist."
"I just love being friends with great scientists."
Hearing this, Mischina Assier smiled again, this is his first friend in 200 years of boring days.
These 200 years have almost driven him crazy.
"Oh~ friend!"
As he said that, Mischina Assie walked aside, took out the dinosaur meat that he had treasured for many years, handed it to Asuka, and continued.
"Let's eat first. After a while, you and I will feed the dinosaur with medicine, and then just wait for the meat to open its mouth."
"no, I'm fine."
Asuka waved his hand at him, then pointed to the bright light bulb above his head and said.
"Assier, I'll take you out later."
"suffer??"
Mischina Assie looked at Asuka in shock, this guy actually knew how to get out?
And can you take yourself out?
Seeing the shocked expression on Mischina Assier's face, Asuka took out a piece of candy from his pocket and handed it to him, and said.
"Don't worry, you can go out. After I find pure gold, we will leave here. I will give you an identity at that time, and then you can find a random country and spend the rest of your life incognito."
Mischina Assie took a step back vigilantly, the navy in front of him was actually running for pure gold.
His wife was killed by pirates after the news of pure gold was exposed.
World government is not a good thing
"Well!"
Asuka flashed to Mischina Assier's side, put his hand on his shoulder, and said casually.
"Don't confuse me with those bastards from the Tianlong people, I want pure gold for my own use, not for sale.
It is even more impossible to curry favor with the Tianlong people with pure gold. "
Having said that, Asuka looked at Mischina Assier with a vigilant face, and continued.
"Your image now is very good. There is a portrait of you in the headquarters, which was 200 years ago.
There is a little girl on another island, I will take you there to pick her up later, and after we find the pure gold, we can go out directly. "
Hearing that the navy in front of him actually cursed the Tianlong people directly, Mischina Assier's eyelids jumped in fright.
Counting from the moment he was swallowed by Lord Lantern 800 years ago, the Tianlong people have always been the nobles of the world.
And the recruiting criteria of the World Government should at least be loyal to the Tianlong people, right? ? ?
However, what does it have to do with Assie whether Tianlongren is dead or not? ?
Thinking of this, Mischina Assier put his hands on Asuka's shoulders and asked excitedly.
"What does that little girl look like? How far is she from us??"
When the navy said that there was a little girl on another island, Mischina Assie had some guesses in his heart.
That little girl was most likely his own daughter.
Facts aside.
Could it be that the little girl is his daughter who has been missing for more than 200 years?
After all, Mr. Lantern has rarely opened his mouth to eat in the past 200 years.
"I'll take you there to have a look!"
Saying that, Asuka grabbed Mischina Assier's arm and ran towards another island stepping on moon steps.
When he brought Assier to the little girl, Asuka took him down from the sky.
boom!
"Ouch~"
Mischina Assier rubbed her swollen buttocks, and said to Asuka in embarrassment.
"I haven't left the ground for 200 years, and my legs are a little soft for a while!"
"Tsk tsk~"
Asuka made a tsk-tsk sound, then pointed his finger under Assie's buttocks, and sighed.
"You almost crushed that little girl to death."
Hearing this, Asie also felt a little tightness in his buttocks. After standing up hastily, Asie looked down at the ground.
I saw a little girl with blond hair, whose hair reached her waist, lying on the ground and twitching slightly.
Asie's eyes widened, with an expression of disbelief on his face, and then tears flowed from his eyes, and he hugged the little girl on the ground and began to cry.
"Olga"
"Olga, I don't allow you to die like this, your father, I have missed you for 200 years."
"Olga"
"Hey, stop shaking, that kid has already woken up, she just doesn't care about you."
Saying that, Asuka took out the candy from his pocket again, peeled off the outer packaging, and stuffed it directly into Olga's mouth.
Listening to Olga's voice of allowing candy to be sucked, Assier also wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said softly.
"Olga, in fact, we are all on the same island, but the environment on the island prevents us from seeing each other. My beloved Olga, it's really great that you have been safe and sound for so many years."
"Asshole dad!"
Olga pursed her lips and opened her eyes a crack.
Although his appearance was not quite the same as before, and although the father and daughter hadn't seen each other for 200 years, Olga could easily tell that this fat man was her jerk father.
It's not that she hates fat people, she just doesn't know how to face this bastard father who killed her mother.
She didn't know how long she lived on the beach. For 200 years, she was accompanied by pets every day. She didn't see anyone or talk to anyone. She always thought that she was the only one in this world, but she didn't expect that when she was collecting wild fruits, The fat man sat on her body, and the fat man was still her father.
what is this.
Heaven's bastard dad?
"Reminiscing about the past will be discussed later. After you father and daughter go out, there will be plenty of time to reminisce about the past."
Hearing a male voice from the side, Olga became alert instantly. She looked up at Asuka and asked.
"Who are you?
Why would my father be with you again? "
"This question is a bit complicated to explain!"
Asuka scratched his head, glanced at Olga whose eyes were full of vigilance, and continued.
"I was a passerby, and then I met your father, because of a short chat, your father became my friend.
so."
Speaking of this, Asuka took out a piece of cake from the air door, stuffed it into Olga's hand, and said seriously.
"I'm your uncle!"
Yo? ! "
After listening to Asuka's explanation, Olga's mouth came out with an 'O', then she turned her head and glared at her bastard father, and reprimanded her.
"How can you casually become friends with someone of unknown origin, even though he treats me very well."
"Um~uh~"
Seeing the dessert suddenly stuffed into her mouth, Olga glanced at Asuka and swallowed the rest of her words.
This man is really good to himself.
One of the best in 200 years.
Seeing that Olga finally stopped talking, Asuka walked up to Assier and patted him on the shoulder, and said.
"After going out, there is plenty of time to reminisce about the old days."
After finishing speaking, Asuka set up the father and daughter and went straight to the third stomach of the lantern fish.
Pure gold, but there it is.
ps: There is still at night.
On the day I asked for leave, a reader actually wanted to poke my ass at me.
(End of this chapter)
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